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Santa Isn't Real is a podcast about the parts of adulthood that we weren't prepared for and helping you avoid the mistakes we've already made. By Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo.

Joshua Brisco


    • Mar 6, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 32 EPISODES


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    SIR 16: Let's get this to the lab!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 58:35


    In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo attempt to acquire a free cat, hear about Darin's Schoolhouse experience and learn a lot about Nick's mother.

    SIR 16: Let's get this to the lab!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 58:35


    In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo attempt to acquire a free cat, hear about Darin's Schoolhouse experience and learn a lot about Nick's mother.

    SIR 15: King Tut-chyourtoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 76:44


    In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo discuss where they've been for the last two months and all of the troubles that 2019 has already brought. All three boys have adult stories, Nick forgot to record the first time, Darin used the wrong microphone this time, nobody has a functional car, and Nick makes a very good joke, redeeming the irredeemable.

    SIR 15: King Tut-chyourtoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 76:44


    In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and Nicholas Macedo discuss where they've been for the last two months and all of the troubles that 2019 has already brought. All three boys have adult stories, Nick forgot to record the first time, Darin used the wrong microphone this time, nobody has a functional car, and Nick makes a very good joke, redeeming the irredeemable.

    SIR 14: One raw can of fresh bull

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 72:33


    It's the 14th episode of Santa Isn't Real, and the boys are just filled to the brim with upsetting topics to discuss. What should Darin Breeden do with his Tinder mystery? What has Nicholas Macedo found in the deep dark corners of Craigslist this week? Why is Joshua Brisco at his wit's end with Twitter? What would YOU do for one raw can of fresh bull? All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.

    SIR 14: One raw can of fresh bull

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 72:33


    It's the 14th episode of Santa Isn't Real, and the boys are just filled to the brim with upsetting topics to discuss. What should Darin Breeden do with his Tinder mystery? What has Nicholas Macedo found in the deep dark corners of Craigslist this week? Why is Joshua Brisco at his wit's end with Twitter? What would YOU do for one raw can of fresh bull? All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.

    SIR 13: Sex poker and peeing in a cup in your pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 74:25


    In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and - what?- Nicholas Macedo talk about an enormous array of adult-related topics, including the guys' best adult stories of the week, and TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Darin debuts Would You Rather, and Nick brings the Craigslist Voyeur. And good god, it's... it's just a lot.Twitter: @santaisnt, @jbbrisco, @BearcatMaximum, @Nikoslovakia.Facebook: facebook.com/santaisntEmail: santaisntrealshow@gmail.com

    SIR 13: Sex poker and peeing in a cup in your pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 74:25


    In this episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden and - what?- Nicholas Macedo talk about an enormous array of adult-related topics, including the guys' best adult stories of the week, and TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Darin debuts Would You Rather, and Nick brings the Craigslist Voyeur. And good god, it's... it's just a lot.Twitter: @santaisnt, @jbbrisco, @BearcatMaximum, @Nikoslovakia.Facebook: facebook.com/santaisntEmail: santaisntrealshow@gmail.com

    SIR 12: Haunted houses for toddlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 50:06


    On this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's trip back to his childhood, bonfire season, driving etiquette, Renaissance festivals, another bar story involving gel balls and a haunted house for toddlers.

    SIR 12: Haunted houses for toddlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 50:06


    On this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's trip back to his childhood, bonfire season, driving etiquette, Renaissance festivals, another bar story involving gel balls and a haunted house for toddlers.

    SIR 11: The Porchcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2018 56:38


    In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden are reunited - this time, on a porch! (Or perhaps a balcony, but The Balconycast didn't sound as good.)Josh and Darin talk about corncob pipes, loud cars, and... political philosophies for a little bit. Weird.All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real!

    SIR 11: The Porchcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 56:38


    In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden are reunited - this time, on a porch! (Or perhaps a balcony, but The Balconycast didn't sound as good.)Josh and Darin talk about corncob pipes, loud cars, and... political philosophies for a little bit. Weird.All that and more on this episode of Santa Isn't Real!

    SIR 10: Gallbladder lasagna and puppet sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2018 59:46


    In the tenth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin breeden tell stories of gallbladder lasagna, puppet sex, being stranded on road trips, possibly being kidnapped, and some great show reviews!Questions? Tweet @santaisnt, @jbbrisco or @BearcatMaximum, or email santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.

    SIR 10: Gallbladder lasagna and puppet sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2018 59:46


    In the tenth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin breeden tell stories of gallbladder lasagna, puppet sex, being stranded on road trips, possibly being kidnapped, and some great show reviews!Questions? Tweet @santaisnt, @jbbrisco or @BearcatMaximum, or email santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.

    SIR 9: Faking your truest self and FBI dog grandmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 66:14


    Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss a wide variety of topics on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other thing nobody told us about adulthood, including the art of faking your true self, problematic Spongebob videos, library cards, mosquito facts, Pink Vapor Stew and the FBI spy dead grandma dog.Keywords: Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden, adulthood, advice, dating, comedy, questions, jbbrisco, bearcatmaximum, santaisnt

    SIR 9: Faking your truest self and FBI dog grandmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 66:14


    Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss a wide variety of topics on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other thing nobody told us about adulthood, including the art of faking your true self, problematic Spongebob videos, library cards, mosquito facts, Pink Vapor Stew and the FBI spy dead grandma dog.Keywords: Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco, Darin Breeden, adulthood, advice, dating, comedy, questions, jbbrisco, bearcatmaximum, santaisnt

    SIR 8: Advice from adult basement boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2018 51:52


    Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden do podcasts from their parents' houses, while telling you about adulthood and how to be better at it. Plus, Josh and Darin recount their worst shared drinking experiences and how it feels to take a year-long step backwards in their lives. Also, Josh and Darin recount the first times they accidentally saw nudity on the internet.This is Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.

    SIR 8: Advice from adult basement boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2018 51:52


    Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden do podcasts from their parents' houses, while telling you about adulthood and how to be better at it. Plus, Josh and Darin recount their worst shared drinking experiences and how it feels to take a year-long step backwards in their lives. Also, Josh and Darin recount the first times they accidentally saw nudity on the internet.This is Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.

    SIR 7: Crack open a Seagram's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 82:00


    In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Josh's newly-acquired road trip wisdom, Darin's handwriting-based Tour De France interaction, and where Josh can live after this week.

    SIR 7: Crack open a Seagram's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 82:00


    In this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Josh's newly-acquired road trip wisdom, Darin's handwriting-based Tour De France interaction, and where Josh can live after this week.

    SIR 6: Bad moods and worse movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2018 88:02


    It's a Bad Moods Only episode of Santa Isn't Real, as Joshua Brisco explains why he may be a naked groomsman and nearly rented a house from a Nigerian prince, and Darin Breeden relives the horrors of childhood.Plus, Renee DeVault joins the show to talk about her weekend - which may have been the worst weekend in cinematic history.All of that and more on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.Tweet the show @santaisnt and email questions to santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.Joshua is @jbbrisco, Darin is @BearcatMaximum, Renee is @modeltheologian.

    SIR 6: Bad moods and worse movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2018 88:02


    It's a Bad Moods Only episode of Santa Isn't Real, as Joshua Brisco explains why he may be a naked groomsman and nearly rented a house from a Nigerian prince, and Darin Breeden relives the horrors of childhood.Plus, Renee DeVault joins the show to talk about her weekend - which may have been the worst weekend in cinematic history.All of that and more on this edition of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood.Tweet the show @santaisnt and email questions to santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.Joshua is @jbbrisco, Darin is @BearcatMaximum, Renee is @modeltheologian.

    SIR 5: Designated diver and sexting bitcoin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 64:06


    What do designated divers, sexting bitcoin, Andre Agassi, Jimmy Fallon and men's lady shorts have in common? The fifth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood! Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss those topics and answer a question about impending old age in this edition of Santa Isn't Real.

    SIR 5: Designated diver and sexting bitcoin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2018 64:06


    What do designated divers, sexting bitcoin, Andre Agassi, Jimmy Fallon and men's lady shorts have in common? The fifth episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood! Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss those topics and answer a question about impending old age in this edition of Santa Isn't Real.

    SIR 4: Two total meltdowns of bathroom etiquette

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2018 81:41


    In this edition of Santa isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's move to Illinois and Joshua's narrow escape from a pyramid scheme. Joshua and Darin also share bad barf stories, and Darin explains the time Josh was a doorstop.Most horrifyingly, Darin presents TWO complete meltdowns of bathroom etiquette, sending Josh into conniptions. Follow the show on Twitter at @santaisnt and email your questions to santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.

    SIR 4: Two total meltdowns of bathroom etiquette

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2018 81:41


    In this edition of Santa isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's move to Illinois and Joshua's narrow escape from a pyramid scheme. Joshua and Darin also share bad barf stories, and Darin explains the time Josh was a doorstop.Most horrifyingly, Darin presents TWO complete meltdowns of bathroom etiquette, sending Josh into conniptions. Follow the show on Twitter at @santaisnt and email your questions to santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.

    SIR 3: Jimmy Diesel is moving out, and he's taking his rescue elephant with him

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 73:12


    In the third episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's move back to Illinois, healthy poops, old old food, toe-touches, JImmy Diesel and a rescue elephant.

    SIR 3: Jimmy Diesel is moving out, and he's taking his rescue elephant with him

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 73:12


    In the third episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss Darin's move back to Illinois, healthy poops, old old food, toe-touches, JImmy Diesel and a rescue elephant.

    SIR 2: Haircut etiquette, restaurant horrors and the fifth hoodie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 79:53


    In the second episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden talk about dying, haircuts, children, restaurant horrors and the magic of the fifth hoodie. Plus, questions about road trips and sliding into DMs!Tweet your questions to @santaisnt or email santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.

    SIR 2: Haircut etiquette, restaurant horrors and the fifth hoodie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 79:53


    In the second episode of Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden talk about dying, haircuts, children, restaurant horrors and the magic of the fifth hoodie. Plus, questions about road trips and sliding into DMs!Tweet your questions to @santaisnt or email santaisntrealshow@gmail.com.

    SIR 1: Swingers, starters, shots and surprises

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 50:26


    In the first episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss their experiences with steroid shots, complex car problems and a very eager stranger.Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood is a podcast by Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden. To contact the show, send your questions to santaisntrealshow@gmail.com, @santaisnt on Twitter or on Facebook at facebook.com/santaisnt.Joshua is on Twitter @jbbrisco, Darin is @BearcatMaximum.

    SIR 1: Swingers, starters, shots and surprises

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 50:26


    In the first episode of Santa Isn't Real, Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden discuss their experiences with steroid shots, complex car problems and a very eager stranger.Santa Isn't Real and other things nobody told us about adulthood is a podcast by Joshua Brisco and Darin Breeden. To contact the show, send your questions to santaisntrealshow@gmail.com, @santaisnt on Twitter or on Facebook at facebook.com/santaisnt.Joshua is on Twitter @jbbrisco, Darin is @BearcatMaximum.

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