Stories With A Marine Corps Dad

The Polar Bear Song

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2023 6:42

It'll be a hit.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Bandaid Mummy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 7:32

Classic horror.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Little Girl With Snarls In Her Hair

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 4:28

A cautionary tale for us all.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Invention of the Butterfly Knife

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 4:51

How did you think they were invented?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Louse That Wouldn't Quit

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 7:13

They never quit. Ever.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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A Day In The Life Of A Giant Fish

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 7:23

Plenty of fish in the sea. Just not any like this one.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Girl With Too Many Clothes

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 8:44

Based on a true story.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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Spidermunk

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 5:23

Does whatever a spidermunk does.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

The Bunny That Hugged Too Much

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 5:12

It's a problem.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

The Bug-Eating Zombie

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 6:04

Buuuuuugs...Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Dad And His Haunted House

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 5:29

Every dad knows this fear.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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Leinengen Vs. The Ants

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 13:12

Vhen ze ants pick a fight viss ze Germans...Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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Calvin Vs. The Aliens

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 5:21

The hero we need, and probably the one we deserve.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Bug That Lived In Dad's Shorts

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 5:07

A tale of woe.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Dandy-Lion

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 5:39

Pride cometh before a mow.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The French Fry Spider

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 7:47

God bless America.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Sunflower That Wanted To Wear A Sombrero

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 5:37

Come on, we all want one.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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Torpedo Tim, Of Her Majesty's Royal Navy

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 7:58

Splendid chap. Exemplary of British adherence to duty. Pish posh.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Legend of Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 5:30

A storied hero of song.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Bobcats and the Billy Goats

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 5:18

Love and shotguns.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Shark That Got Water Up His Nose

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 4:48

Struggles of the deep.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Tale of Sir Glamahad

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 5:31

The most fabulous knight in the realm.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Fourth Little Pig

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 6:32

This pig knew and exercised his rights.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

The Day They Became Happy Meals

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 5:58

Before the dark days. Before the Empire.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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Why The Easter Bunny Hides Eggs

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 8:13

The untold tail. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Cloud That Didn't Want To Be Fluffy

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 4:56

It's me. I'm this cloud.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Frog That Saved The Pond

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 6:02

Moms, just, like, don't listen to this one, mkay?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Pengrinch

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 9:48

I might be out of ideas, okay?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

Please Don't Kiss The Water Fountain

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 6:21

I'm begging you, please follow basic sanitation and human decency.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Scottish Girl That Wanted To Be A Ballerina

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 6:38

Dream big, ladies.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Seven Samurai Penguins

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 6:03

Size matters not. Nor does shameless plagiarism.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Oyster That Grew A Baseball

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 4:25

Science has no answer for this.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Vacuum That Ate People's Toes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 3:58

You're scared of it, too. Don't even try to deny it.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Worm That Loved Oreos

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 4:29

I mean, who doesn't?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Mexican Jumping Jelly Bean

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 5:34

A tale of dreams come true, and an athlete realizing its destiny.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Little Girl That Never Brushed Her Hair

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 5:11

Sure are a bunch of these stories...Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Spider That Just Wanted To Be Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 4:27

HAVE A HEART.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Little Girl That Burped Her Own Face Off

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 3:25

A cautionary tale for us all. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Christmas Lights That Saved Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 3:50

Hey, look, another one of these stories.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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Boldilocks And The Three Bears

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 10:08

A story of breaking & entering, petty larceny and straight-up murder.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Smoke Alarm That Could Smell Farts

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 5:48

You never thought of this, didja?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Red Panda That Went To Space

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 7:15

To boldly go where no red panda has gone before.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Strawberry Murderer

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 4:53

What was I even thinking? Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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Little Fred Riding Hood

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 10:32

Let's get a dude in some of these stories. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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Why We Eat Turkey On Thanksgiving

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 4:56

Gobble, gobble. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Labyrinth

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 5:48

The story of how one dad locked his mutant kid in a dungeon. Sub-titled, The Dream.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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The Daddy Who Couldn't Hear His Own Thoughts

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 3:59

For the love of all that is good, shut up for 11/15ths of a second, I'm begging you. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Magic Blue Plate

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 5:34

Recorded because my kids always ask for this dumb plate as if it has sorcerous powers. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Spaghetti Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 4:25

No one is safe. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Javelina Who Loved Pumpkins

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 4:54

A heartwarming tale of what happens when you feed trash-eating vermin the size of large dogs. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger?fan_landing=true)

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The Cookie Dancer

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 4:32

When nepotism doesn't work. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the show

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