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Chris and Blake give you a glimpse into the wild world of the airport bar. They've seen and heard things you would never believe. Take a listen and be ready to be entertained!

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    • May 22, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 17 EPISODES


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    Ep. 16: The Disappearing Sundress Featuring Jesse and Spencer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 44:29 Transcription Available


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    Ep 15.1: Johnny Be Goode Part Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 64:32 Transcription Available


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    Ep 15: Johnny Be Goode Part I

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 72:06 Transcription Available


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    Ep 14: View From the Barstool featuring Patrick

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 40:13 Transcription Available


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    Ep 13: Take Off Your Pants and Jacket featuring Lindsey

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 35:26 Transcription Available


    Send us a textHey guys, below are the links to the podcast that we did a crossover episode with. It's called the Otter House Podcast. Feel free to give them a listen and go support those guys!Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-otter-house-podcast/id1771129770&ved=2ahUKEwj3p67J_t-LAxXomIkEHdiZHuQQFnoECCwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0DHxe4Kc2qkZaxsJ_O6DWPSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/2gHKuB3w5M3Go62GAF6cReWelcome to an unforgettable journey into the world of airport bartending! Join us as we chat with Lindsey, a seasoned bartender who has transformed the chaos of serving travelers into a treasure trove of entertaining stories. Picture yourself waiting for a flight, imagination swirling with possibilities. Now imagine the bartender behind the bar, listening to unique tales from patrons who come from all corners of the globe. This episode dives deep into those hilarious anecdotes that Lindsey has gathered throughout her time in the airport scene, including her experiences with celebrities, rowdy travelers, and the unexpected situations that unfold when people are separated from their usual comforts. The conversation not only captures the energy and drama of airport life but also highlights the essential role bartenders play in enhancing customer experiences amidst travel stresses. As Lindsey unfolds her journey from a regular bar to an airport setting, listeners get a taste of what it truly means to serve the public during high-stake moments. We laugh with her at the absurdity of some encounters and nod in agreement at the universal truths of hospitality. If you've ever navigated an endless terminal or shared a drink with a stranger, you won't want to miss this rollercoaster discussion! Ready for an adventure filled with humor and insight? Tune in, and don't forget to connect with us—share your thoughts, stories, and questions!Support the show

    Ep 12: Carrie Me Home Tonight

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 33:44 Transcription Available


    Send us a textCarrie, our very first female guest and an expert airport bartender, joins us for a memorable episode that promises laughter, insight, and a few surprises. Ever wonder what it's like to transition from a bustling cantina to a snug bar nestled near regional gates? Carrie spills all as she takes us through her journey that began just as the world started to reopen in August 2020. With her captivating tales, we explore the vibrant and occasionally chaotic world of airport bars, from serving a myriad of travelers to navigating a cashless environment without losing her cool.Brace yourself for some hilarious and jaw-dropping airport bar stories that Carrie shares with us, painting a vivid picture of her unpredictable workplace. We chat about the delicate art of managing drink limits, handling wild patrons, and the bizarre episodes that seem to be a regular occurrence in this unique setting. From police interventions to marijuana mishaps, Carrie's anecdotes highlight the tightrope walk between maintaining order and ensuring a good time for all.And if celebrity encounters tickle your fancy, we've got those too! Hear how Carrie and her team served hot dogs to the likes of Senator Ted Cruz and rapper Kevin Gates, dealing with the quirks and high costs of airport fare along the way. We also recount a humorous yet risky adventure involving an airport police station, underscoring the importance of good relations with airport authorities. Buckle up for a fun and eye-opening ride through the lively world of airport bartending, where every day is an adventure!Support the show

    EP 11: OT With AT

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 32:01 Transcription Available


    Send us a textRemember the first time you stepped into an airport bar and realized it was a world of its own? This week, we invite you to pull up a stool and join our co-bartender AT, a Mississippi native turned Texan, who shares his fascinating transition from serving lattes to crafting cocktails. Listen as AT takes us on a trip down memory lane, reliving his early days at Starbucks before discovering the greener pastures of airport bartending. With better pay, structured hours, and a delightful mix of patrons, AT's journey is filled with laughter and unexpected run-ins, including a memorable saga with a cane-wielding senior citizen determined to defy the bar's drink limits.The chaos doesn't stop there as we find ourselves amidst the holiday frenzy, encountering a flamboyant traveler who brings his own brand of drama to the bar. Picture a scene where this new-to-the-airport character fumbles through social blunders, trying to charm everyone from families to businesswomen. As tensions rise and accusations fly, our patient bartender Bailey keeps the peace with grace and humor, proving that sometimes the biggest challenge isn't serving drinks but managing the personalities that come with them. It's a rollercoaster of laughs and lessons on handling the unpredictable with style.And just when you think you've heard it all, Saturday morning at the airport bar introduces us to Marty, whose quirks and confrontations over drink presentations test the limits of bartending patience. Navigating these unpredictable waters is no small feat, but it's all part of the adventure of airport bartending, where no two days are alike. Join us for stories that bring out the humor in the hustle and the art of maintaining a welcoming atmosphere despite the occasional bump in the road. Grab your headphones, sit back, and enjoy the tales behind the bar.Support the show

    Ep 10: Shake and Bake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 33:40 Transcription Available


    Send us a textEver witnessed a public display of affection turn into an unforgettable spectacle? Brace yourself as Blake and Chris recount a wild Tuesday evening where a couple, both with wedding rings, took PDA to new extremes at our airport bar. This jaw-dropping tale is just the beginning of our 10th annual episode of TFAB, Tales from an Airport Bar, where we share some of the most unpredictable and entertaining moments from our bartending days. From casual chats to explicit acts against a public wall, this story perfectly encapsulates the essence of airport bar life.But there's more! Travel back with us to the pre-9/11 era, where lenient airport security set the stage for a chaotic shift involving a heartbroken, intoxicated soldier and two high-maintenance businessmen. We also delve into bizarre airport moments like a support donkey, a baby kangaroo, and a tragic escalator accident that reminds us of life's unpredictability and the importance of cherishing our loved ones. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and heartfelt wishes for safe travels, capped off with a teaser for our exciting upcoming guest.Support the show

    Ep 9: From Booze to Balance featuring Liam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 34:52 Transcription Available


    Send us a textEver wondered how someone could maintain sobriety while working in an airport bar? Liam's story might surprise you. Our guest takes us on a journey through his years at various airport bars, including some hilarious and eye-opening tales from his drinking days. Hear about the time he snuck a Grey Goose bottle in his backpack, got banned for drinking on the job, and managed to stay sober since January 2019 with a little help from marijuana. Liam's recounting of his adventures, including hopping a fence and shredding his knee, will leave you both laughing and reflecting. We then transport you to Pittsburgh for some unforgettable bar-hopping adventures, where quirky liquor laws and the stark difference between corporate and carefree lifestyles come to life. Ever showed up to a serious business meeting still feeling the effects of last night's party? Liam has, and he's got stories to tell. From flying with just a driver's license to navigating the colorful characters of different restaurant concepts, this part of the episode is filled with humor and unexpected moments that define the hospitality industry.Things take a spooky turn as we discuss unsettling occurrences at the airport. Imagine a well-dressed woman repeatedly exhibiting bizarre behavior, or a chair mysteriously moving by itself late at night. Liam's eerie stories will send chills down your spine. On a lighter note, we share some wild celebrity encounters in the hospitality world, featuring Joe Montana's down-to-earth nature, Pauly Shore's post-election antics, and a fleeting sighting of Charlie Sheen. This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions, from supporting others in their sobriety journey to recounting the unpredictable moments that make life and work so interesting.Support the show

    Ep 8: Justin Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 34:50 Transcription Available


    Send us a Text Message.Ever wondered what it's like to navigate the bustling, unpredictable world of airport bars? Join us as we sit down with Justin, my good friend with over a decade of experience behind the bar in some of the busiest airports. From swapping crypto tips with Michael Dell to serving drinks to sports legends Michael Irvin and Emmett Smith, Justin shares his treasure trove of celebrity encounters and late-night stories. Get ready for an insider's look at the perks of transitioning from downtown nightlife to the unique, socially balanced hours of airport bars.But the adventure doesn't stop at celebrity sightings. Discover the heartwarming and often hilarious stories that unfold in the ever-changing airport environment. Experience the unexpected romance between a young bartender and a former drug dealer, and laugh at the chaos of spontaneous trips to Cancun and secret bar menus. Justin takes us through the highs and lows of managing an NFL-affiliated bar during a personal crisis, painting a vivid picture of the vibrant, unpredictable life that thrives within the airport terminals. Whether you love a good story or crave a glimpse into the colorful world of airport life, this episode is a must-listen!Support the Show.

    Ep 7: Little Red Ledger featuring Kevin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 42:09 Transcription Available


    Send us a Text Message.Ever wonder what it's like to work in the fast-paced world of airport establishments? This episode, we sit down with Kevin, who takes us on a wild ride through his career, starting from a small hot dog stand called the Art Bar to his time at Vintage Texas, a full-service restaurant. Kevin opens up about the heady mix of excitement and chaos that defines airport life, sharing his journey from humble beginnings to management roles after HMS took over. He talks candidly about the unique experiences, unpredictable events, and the steady income that makes airport work a reliable fallback. Plus, you'll hear about his latest venture at an Asian concept restaurant and why he decided to move on.But that's just part of the adventure. Kevin also shares some unforgettable moments from his youth, like the time James Brown became an unexpected hero at a 311 concert. You'll laugh, gasp, and maybe even get a little nostalgic as we recount tales of camaraderie, heroism, and the unpredictable nature of youthful adventures. Whether it's dealing with a drunken military man or reconnecting with old friends, Kevin's stories are sure to keep you entertained and reflective. So grab your headphones and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that you won't want to miss!Support the Show.

    Ep 6: You Can't Get Hungover If You Stay Drunk featuring Spencer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 38:30 Transcription Available


    Send us a Text Message.Ever wonder what really happens behind the scenes at airport bars? Join us this week on Tales from an Airport Bar as we welcome my longtime friend Spencer, an airport restaurant veteran with over 13 years of experience. Spencer shares his unforgettable journey through various airport eateries like Riata Grill, Blue Mesa, and Uno's Pizza. From the grueling morning shifts and the unsympathetic owners to the labyrinthine badge process, Spencer reveals the gritty reality and rollercoaster of emotions that come with the territory. And don't miss the wild story of how a Yelp review almost got him fired—it's a cautionary tale you won't soon forget.The episode then takes a hilarious turn as I recount my own whirlwind experiences, including an unexpected promotion that led to my role in opening a new IHOP. This sudden change caused a comedic and contentious exit from my previous job at Cantina. As we reminisce about workplace drama and job transitions, we also highlight the sense of camaraderie found at our beloved local hangout, The Apple. Whether it's bonding over bingo or enjoying good food, The Apple serves as a sanctuary where employees and patrons alike can unwind and create lasting friendships. Finally, we explore some of the most outrageous and heartwarming airport stories: a chaotic adventure with a family friend during COVID and the unforgettable saga of a burst bathroom pipe that flooded a lounge and a Starbucks with ankle-deep water. These tales underscore the unpredictability and community spirit that define airport life. As we wrap up, we express our gratitude for your continued support and encourage you to like and follow the show. Remember, "you can't get hung over if you stay drunk!"https://imgur.com/a/ML78ylz(link to videos of pipes busting from Blake's story)Support the Show.

    Ep 5: No Way Jose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 41:50 Transcription Available


    Send us a Text Message.Ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes at an airport bar? Meet Jose, our seasoned bartender with over 12 years of experience, as he takes us on a rollercoaster ride of outrageous stories and unforgettable moments. From the jaw-dropping incident of a couple caught in the act at the bar to the shifts in passenger behavior pre- and post-COVID, Jose's tales are as entertaining as they are enlightening. Hear firsthand how he manages the early partiers and the already tipsy travelers with his unique blend of humor and skill.Buckle up for some star-studded anecdotes as Jose regales us with his celebrity encounters. Ever spotted Bill Russell at your local watering hole or had a chat with Pauly Shore over a drink? Jose has, and he shares these delightful experiences, including the time Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top slipped by unnoticed. The laughs continue with stories of playful banter, like giving a patron named Sean a hard time for daring to order water. These moments not only offer a glimpse into the life of an airport bartender but also highlight the camaraderie and witty repartee that define the job.To top it all off, Jose opens up about the dynamic and unpredictable nature of his work environment. From handling eccentric regulars like Cliff to navigating the cultural nuances of a diverse clientele, every shift is an adventure. Learn how the bar staff collaborates to create a welcoming atmosphere, ensuring every passenger's experience is a bit brighter despite the chaos. Whether it's dealing with unexpected gifts or subtly encouraging drink sales, this episode captures the essence of airport bartending like never before.Support the Show.

    Ep 4: Malcom In The Middle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 38:04 Transcription Available


    Ever wondered what it's like to navigate the whirlwind of an airport bar, rubbing shoulders with rock stars and sports legends? Malcolm joins us for a rollicking episode filled with unexpected twists, starting right off the bat with his spontaneous trip to Seattle. From the pungent aroma of weed at SeaTac to delectable bites at Nate's Chicken and Waffles, and cocktails with the Space Needle as the backdrop, Malcolm's vivid storytelling transports you straight into his adventurous escapade.Curious about the celebrities that frequent airport bars? Malcolm doesn't hold back as he recounts his encounters with iconic bands like Black Sabbath and Pantera, not to mention an amusing run-in with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. But it's not all rock and roll; listen as he hilariously narrates an unexpected proposition at an Irish pub that ends in a comical dash for the door. The unpredictable nature of bar life at a bustling terminal never sounded more thrilling.Bartending isn't always glamorous, and Malcolm gets real about the highs and lows of the job. From his early days and the camaraderie at an airport sports bar to a tense episode with law enforcement stemming from mistaken identity, his anecdotes are as diverse as they are entertaining. Add in tales of wrestlers, cannabis mishaps, and travelers' antics, and you won't want to miss a minute. Malcolm's contagious enthusiasm and knack for storytelling promises more exciting episodes ahead. Tune in and join the fun!Support the Show.

    Ep 3: Brotherly Love featuring James

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 38:08 Transcription Available


    Ever wondered what it's like to transition from flipping burgers to serving drinks in an airport bar right after 9/11? My brother James Brown joins us for a hilarious and eye-opening episode where he recounts his journey from working at McDonald's to navigating the complex world of post-9/11 airport security as a bartender. From managing an unexpected surge in hot dog demand to cleverly handling a run-in with the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission, James gives us a candid look at the unique challenges and quirky moments that defined his early days behind the bar.While the airport bar may seem like a mundane setting, it's anything but. We dive into celebrity encounters that range from the amusing antics of Steve-O in his converted van to the more frustrating demands of Emmett Smith and the prickly demeanor of Sean Penn. These stories offer a blend of humor and reality, highlighting the unpredictable nature of airport bar life. On a more serious note, we also touch on the critical issue of suicide awareness, urging listeners to engage in open conversations and support friends through tough times.To wrap things up, we share some unforgettable stories from the airport restaurant scene. From the charisma of Jerry Jones to the down-to-earth interactions with sports legends like Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, and Peja Stojakovic, we explore the highs and lows of meeting these icons. Plus, you'll hear about the rollercoaster experiences of working in an airport restaurant, including a wild tale involving a manager named Breezy and the colorful character Muhammad. And let's not forget the importance of good relationships with first responders, perfectly illustrated by a friendly encounter with Officer Crabapple. This episode promises a mix of laughter, poignant reflections, and unforgettable airport bar tales.Support the Show.

    Ep 2: Celebrity Sightings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 37:38 Transcription Available


    Pull up a stool and lend an ear, because today's episode is brimming with tales you'd expect to overhear at a secluded airport bar. Ever wonder what it's like to serve a drink to the likes of Rob Lowe or share a silent nod with James Marsden? I've got the inside scoop on these starry encounters, plus some not-so-glinting moments, like Steve Harvey's early morning demands. We'll explore the intertwining of fame and humanity—where every pour and tip reveals a narrative etched in the glitz and grit of celebrity life.The glamor isn't confined to the silver screen; sometimes it walks right into your day job. Imagine chatting with Clark Gregg about his Marvel adventures or Patrick Warburton's distinctive voice filling the room. This episode spins a yarn about these moments and more, including a quiet exchange with SNL's Andrew Dismukes and a hearty handshake from country star Pat Green. It's not just the brush with fame that lingers but the humility and warmth these figures exude amidst their travels.Yet the life of an airport bartender isn't always garnished with star sightings. Today, I recount a sobering tale of excess and the shadow it casts over the glitzy encounters. We discuss the pitfalls of substance use, especially in the high-flying context of post-pandemic travel, and the impact it leaves on both the famous and the fans. So, settle in with your drink of choice, as we mix a cocktail of celebrity run-ins and life lessons learned beyond the bar top.Support the Show.

    Ep 1: Cocaine and Strippers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 37:25 Transcription Available


    Saddle up to the bar and lend an ear, because my co-conspirator Blake and I are about to shake up a cocktail of high-flying tales from our days slinging drinks at the airport bar. It's not all pouring pints and mixing margaritas; we've seen our share of intrigue, like the time Heidi left us a $100 tip on a $19 tab, along with a surprise that had us checking for cameras. Then there's the saga of the near-miss with an irate customer that steered one of us into the airport bartending scene—talk about a layover to remember.Ever wonder if celebrities like Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash are as down-to-earth in person as they seem on TV? Well, pull up a chair as we recount the night they graced our bar, offering us a glimpse into their lives beyond the court. Our guest bartenders spill the beans on what it's like to nurture fleeting friendships, play the 'name game' with travelers, and make a mark in the ever-changing tapestry of airport life—all while juggling shakers and garnishes.As we raise our glasses to the memories of our time behind the bar, we don't shy away from the monumental shifts we've witnessed, like the sobering impact of 9/11 on our industry. Yet it's not all somber reflection; there's the time we got an invite from a group of Spearmint Rhino entertainers that took us on an unexpected detour. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for takeoff into a world where the stories are as diverse as our drinks menu, and the laughter is as free-flowing as the top-shelf whiskey. Cheers to the adventures of 'Tales from an Airport Bar'—we guarantee you won't be left with an empty glass.Support the Show.

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