The Drunken Whalers

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A podcast where we get drunk and talk about Dishonored

The Drunken Whalers


    • Mar 24, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 45 EPISODES


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    Ep 45 The Veiled Terror: Never Been Opposed to an Evil Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 56:41


    Join us on the Drunken Whalers as we talk finish the Veiled Terror and, well, finish Dishonored, pretty much! This book was a frankly terribly sendoff. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 44 The Veiled Terror: One Singular Cider

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 40:02


    Join us on the Drunken Whalers as we talk about the Veiled Terror! A terrible book but at least somehow better than the other two? .... Yeah it's a struggle. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 43 Death of the Outsider: Can You Fire a Nun?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 58:04


    Join us on the Drunken Whalers as we talk about all the games, since... we finished playing ALL THE GAMES! We talk about our favorites, the themes of Death of the Outsider, and decide how best Daud would work in a narrative theme. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 42 Death of the Outsider: # Not All Dead People

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 55:47


    Sarah and Claire finish up Death of the Outisder! We find out secrets about gods! Fight rock monsters! Change the courst of the world forever based off one decision, so no pressure or anything! @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 41 Death of the Outsider: The Biohazard is Heresy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 41:52


    Sarah and Claire infiltate a natural history museum in mission 4 of Death of the Outsider! It's kind of boring and there are a lot of overseers, actually, but there is a cool turtle so it's all good.  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 40 Death of the Outsider: Men Can't Say Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 62:26


    Sarah and Claire rob a bank in mission 3 of Death of the Outsider! Turns out it's actually really hard to rob a bank, even if you knock the guards out.  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 39 Death of the Outsider: Sad Rat Death Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 64:48


    Sarah and Claire head into mission 2 of Death of the Outsider, finding drama, intrigue, and tattoos! Also a pro exsanguination club!  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 38 Death of the Outsider: Maybe He is Old Now and Has No Brains

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 44:23


    Sarah and Claire start the first mission of Death of the Outsider! Finally a video game that we can enjoy again! Let's go save Daud. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 37 The Return of Daud: Why Is Everyone So Horny for Monarchy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 59:13


    Sarah and Claire finish the rest of the Return of Daud today on the Drunken Whalers! Not much happens in the second half of this book either, honestly.  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 36 The Return of Daud: She's Not Like Other Girls, She Kills People

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 48:58


    Sarah and Claire unfortunately make their way through the first half of the next Dishonored novel. Not very much happens and we get pretty angry with the whole concept. Daud is there. You know.  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 35 Dishonored 2: Some People Send People Off To Mines To Cope

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019 52:34


    Sarah and Claire wrap up and discuss all of Dishonored 2 on the Drunken Whalers! We rate the game and talk about plots and about what we wished would have happened, because boy, did we wish a lot of things had happened. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 34 Dishonored 2: I Love When We Get Sad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 67:22


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they finish up Dishonored 2! Delilah we are coming for you and also, you have ruined our house. You threw things in the trash. That's so rude. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 33 Dishonored 2: I'm Not A Fool And I've Never Been Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 60:16


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they play through the longest mission ever and fuck around in a fancy palace-house that doesn't really look like it belongs in this world. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 32 Dishonored 2: Aramis Stilton Is Not a Sim

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 64:37


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they play through A Crack in the Slab, lose all their magic powers and also visit three years in the past! @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 31 Dishonored 2: Stilton is a Class Traitor

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 54:55


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they blow through the Dust District, see a bit of Corvo's past, and turn a man into rats using a dead witch hand. Fun stuff. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 30 Dishonored 2: whatEVER major LOSER

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 40:42


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they finish up the Royal Conservatory and discuss witches and how bad a girlfriend Delilah is. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 29 Dishonored 2: She Means Witch Which Means Lesbian

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2019 44:22


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they start Mission 5, the Royal Conservatory. Take a shot everytime we say 'lesbian' (you won't make it through the first half.) @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 28 Dishonored 2: I Would Not Have a Vape Thumb

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 69:27


    Join Sarah and Claire on the Drunken Whalers as they start Mission 4, the Clockwork Mansion, which features annoying rich people, moving hallways, and Bioshock villains. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 27 Dishonored 2: Physics Stop Working When You Do A Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 56:07


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and start Mission 3, the Good Doctor! Lots of spooky atmospheric creepiness and soooo many bloodflies. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 26 Dishonored 2: He Proved Science is Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 57:32


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and start Mission 2! Fun wacky shenanigans ensue as we talk about dentists, dead bodies, and theft. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 25 Dishonored 2: First of All, We're Not Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 62:45


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and start Dishonored 2, finally! We get to play as Corvo and Emily. And we missed playing video games. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 24 The Corroded Man 2: I've Never Been Ethical In My Life

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 48:02


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and finished The Corroded Man which was frankly not a great book.  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 23 The Corroded Man: Whaling is Failing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 63:07


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and we need it to discuss the Dishonored Novel 'The Corroded Man' which is just a bananas premise for a book. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 22 The Wyrmwood Deceit: Skullduggery with Corvo Attano

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 51:11


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and start (and finish) the Wyrmwood deceit, the Dishonored comic. It's wild, y'all.  @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 21 Wrap Up: Dishonored Wiki is the True MVP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 41:19


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts spoiler the whole franchise again! Seriously, we talk about every game and spoil it as we discuss all the DLCs and wrap up our time with Daud.   @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 20 Brigmore Witches: Dead People Don't Drink Tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 48:32


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and cover the last mission of Brigmore Witches! Tune in for creepy plants and flooded mansions and chaos! @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 19 Brigmore Witches: None Of Your Fancy Knife Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 49:30


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and get through the second half of the Dead Eels mission which is STILL NOT named Draper's Ward despite what we said in this episode and the last. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 18 Brigmore Witches: Stressed and Distressed

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2019 45:39


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and muddle through the first half of the Dead Eels mission, which is NOT named Draper's Ward because Sarah accidentally lied to Claire about what the name of the mission was while dragging her for not knowing the name of the mission. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 17 Brigmore Witches: I Am a Horned Heretical Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 55:50


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and start The Brigmore Witches! There are lesbians and plants and some very unpleasant dreams. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 16 Knife of Dunwall 1: He Runs a Gang Out Of His Dorm Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 54:14


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and finish up the last mission of Knife of Dunwall! We talk about Billie Lurk and Daud being a fool and our separate Chaos endings. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 15 Knife of Dunwall 1: This an Anti Tomato Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018 46:24


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and wrap up the second half of Mission 2! We talk about tarot and tomatoes for a very long time. Probably too much time. @luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 14 Knife of Dunwall 1: Tweet at Us about Teeth Hygiene

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 40:22


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and continue the Knife of Dunwall! Daud goes to deal with rich jerks, family drama, and cultists. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Ep 13 Knife of Dunwall: Not Your Typical Whale

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 55:33


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and start playing the Dishonored DLC, the Knife of Dunwall! We get to play as Daud in another of the worst missions of the franchise. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 12: We Spoil Every Single Game in the Franchise

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 36:30


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and spoil every single game in the series in what was technically supposed to be a first game wrap up. We're serious. We are spoiling every single game in this episode. Welcome to the "wrap-up!" @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 11: I Have the Favor of a God, Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 61:08


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and complete the last mission of the game, The Light at the End! WE DID IT! @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 10: All Aboard the Corpse Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2018 49:43


    Join the Drunken Whalers, where we get drunk and finish up the Flooded District! Deal with Daud, get revenge (again). @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 9: Daud Doesn't Look Great But He's Sure Not the Worst

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 48:06


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, we get drunk and start recapping the Flooded District (aka we meet Daud aka the assassin aka that guy Claire loves). @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 8: Daud's Facebook Status is Permanently 'It's Complicated'

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 45:55


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get drunk and finish up mission 6 of Dishonored! Hey, what do you mean this isn't the end of the game? @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 7: We Ding Dong Ditch the Lord Regent Burrows

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 58:45


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts get tipsy and talk about mission 6 of Dishonored! We return to the scene of the crime (the MURDER). @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 6: It's Hard to Non-Lethally Catch Someone on Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 62:40


    Join the Drunken Whalers, where the hosts get tipsy and talk about Dishonored, as we discuss Mission 6, which is a very cool fancy rich people party. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 5: She Seems Nice But I Have a Sword

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 61:53


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts are tipsy so that they can get through Mission 5 of Dishonored! AKA the worst mission in every Dishonored game ever. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 4: Justin Bieber Goes to the Golden Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 50:18


    Today on the Drunken Whalers, the hosts are tipsy and finishing up Mission 3, in which we actually go inside the fancy brothel and say mean things about every single person in there. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 3: No one in Dunwall has an English Degree

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 41:06


    Welcome to the Drunken Whalers, where the hosts get tipsy and talk about Dishonored! In Part 1 of Mission 3, we don't even actually GET to the brothel. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 2: Curtsy Discourse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 86:00


    Welcome to the Drunken Whalers, where the hosts are, yes, drunkenly explaining Dishonored! Today we spend far too long talking about Mission 2: High Overseer Campbell.   @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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    Dishonored 1 Ep 1: The Slightly Tipsy and Hungover Whalers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 65:15


    Welcome to The Drunken Whalers, a Dishonored podcast where the hosts are tipsy and having too much fun! Today we're talking about the Prologue and Mission One: Dishonored. @drunkenwhalers@luckydicekirby@surrealisttrees Our intro and outro music is Goosebeak Whale by Alps, found here:https://alps.bandcamp.comhttps://newweirdaustralia.bandcamp.com

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