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Every day conversation and interviews with people from my every day life. Soccer/fútbol fanatic with many friends that play and may come on the show to talk about their lives and insights on the world we live in. Comedy and extreme sarcasm all throughout.

Jesus Velez


    • Apr 10, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
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    • 128 EPISODES


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    The Jesus Show NTO Podcast Takeover

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2024 32:53


    Welcome back to the show. This week is a podcast takeover by my brother Greg. He takes you up to the mountains to talk about places you thought you would never see in life and positivity. Watch or listen to this weeks episode. Enjoy the show. #thejesusshownto #thejesusshow #podcast #podcasttakeover #takeover #doodwithacru #brother #brothers #podcast #adventures #adventurte #sequoia #sequoianationalpark #nationalpark #nationalparks #nationalparkpodcast #park #mountains #mountain #snow #snowing #positive #positivevibes #positivity #surprise #family #nature #podcaster Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok: @thejesusshownotthatone YouTube: The Jesus Show not that one Email: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com -recorded using Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra

    Congratulations Dood!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 34:44


    Welcome back to the show. This week is very special. I have my brother Greg to talk about how he's feeling after finally getting to 1,000 subscribers on his YouTube page. I congratulate him and we talk about what he wants to do to celebrate this milestone. Make sure you follow him on instagram @doodwithacru and you can find him on YouTube and Facebook just type in Dood with a Cru. Watch or listen to this weeks episode. Enjoy the show.#doodwithacru #brother #brothers #podcast #adventures #1k #1000 #congratulations #surprise #giveaway #trip #familyInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Mexican Activities

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 59:22


    Welcome back to the show! So Tik Tok might be or is banned in the US? So don't find me on there not really sure. Ya boy is getting stronger. I can now bench press 155lbs without dying so that's exciting. Taco Bell has really been dropping the ball out in Crown Point, IN. Wild how they don't know what a bean and cheese burrito is. Seems pretty simple but clearly it isn't. Watch or listen to this weeks episode. Remember rate, like, share and subscribe to the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Soccer Is Back!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 46:32


    Welcome back to the show. MLS is finally back and I am super excited. I give you a score recap for the first 3 match days. Miami is starting to look dangerous and the LA Galaxy are starting the season in good form. What do you think of fans storming the football field or the basketball court? I think it is 100% stupid and shouldn't be allowed. Lastly make sure you are following my brother Greg on his YouTube channel. Type in Dood with a Cru and hit the follow button. Watch it listen toInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Jesusito 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 18:31


    Welcome back to this week's show. This week is a Jesusito. A short episode but a good one. Have you seen the Show Survival of the Thickest on Netflix? Watch it now. It's a great show. I'm biased because my friend Tone Bell is on it but it really is good. They just got picked up for a season 2. Messi put an apology video out because he didn't play in Hong Kong. South dumb. And a Blue card in soccer? I don't think so. Let's not do that. Watch or listen to this weekInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Super Game Sunday

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 53:27


    Welcome back to the show. Have you gone over to @drinkporosos on instagram and followed them and left a comment saying I sent you yet? You haven't, well go do that now. Ya boys trying to get a sponsorship and make them billionaires. Also do you follow my brother's YouTube channel? Do that right after. Type in, Dood with A Cru and follow him on instagram as well @doodwithacru What do you think of giving someone the key to the city? I think it's bullshit unless it comes with some sweet perks. Also I dive into the Kansas City Chiefs win this past Sunday. Watch or listen to this week's show. Enjoy.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Baby I'm BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 57:19


    HEY!!! I am back. Have you missed me? I definitely missed you guys. I have been away from the show for the past almost 5 months. What could have kept me away for so long? Well trigger warning ⚠️ Ally had a miscarriage. That definitely wasn't fun and definitely sucked. I tell you all about it and yes I do get emotional. Have you heard? Tom and Burt have their own vodka company. The vodka is called Por Osos, for bears in Spanish. Go follow them on instagram @drinkporosos maybe if they see this they will sponsor the show. Go follow them and comment and tag me to let them know I sent you. This week is only audio because once again my camera messed up my video. Enjoy the show and I will be seeing you next week.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    #2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 45:14


    Welcome back to the show! It is official we are having another baby. Baby number 2 will be here April of next year. We are super excited. Have you seen the movie The Machine? It is on Netflix and you should watch it ASAP!!! Bert Kreischer is AMAZING in the movie. So funny and Bert KILLED it. I cant wait to see more movies with Bert. Have you ever lost an F-35 fighter jet? The US military did. That is wild. Listen or watch this weeks episode. Enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Chak or Gran

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 61:27


    Welcome back to the show. This week 2 episodes for you. First episode is today, Monday. Have you ever taken meds in pill form? Have you ever taken 2 at the same time. Well as of a week ago not only do I take pills, meds that is but I also do 2 pills at a time. Like a real grown up, thank you. When have you popped a mint in your mouth? Maybe before sucking a titty? I have and I have a story for you. I give you my NFL picks again this week because you know me I'm so into football. Listen or watch today's episode and enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Jesusito 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 16:59


    Welcome back to the show!!! This week is a short Jesusito episode. I was feeling sick this week that's why the show is delayed this week. I talk about how yes, the rumors are true. AND!!! It is official. I have retired from Fantasy Football. I know it might be heart breaking but I wanted to go out as a Champion. I also talk about how Ken Griffey Jr. is a sport photographer. I then share a story about how my brother Greg and I found out Drew Carey was a sports photographer also back in the day. Listen or watch this weeks episode and enjoy.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Messi, Messi, MESSI!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 52:02


    Welcome back to this weeks show!!! Yes I did it on time. I'm proud of myself. Have people ever told you that you make them feel invisible or you can see into their soul by the way you look at them? I have and I take it as a huge compliment. Not sure it meant that way. If you ever find yourself in Sacramento, CA in the downtown area please go visit Kiki's Chicken Place. It's AMAZING!!!!!! Once again Messi and Inter Miami do it again. They are in the US Open Cup Final. I'm guessing they will be winning it. Last thing please be on the look out today, August 30th 2023. I will be going LIVE on instagram sharing some very big and important news. 1pm west coast, 3pm central and 4pm eastern. Listen or watch this weeks show. Remember to rate,Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Jesusito 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2023 21:00


    Welcome back to the show!!! This week is another Jesusito. It is a quick one. I tell you about my Witchita, Kansas layover. It is so hot here today. I am sweating so much it looks like I put oil all over my body. Then I talk about? You guessed it, Messi. Yes he keeps winning and what a surprise he wants to keep winning. Enjoy this weeks show, listen or watch.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Jesusito 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 24:11


    Welcome back to the show. Here is the episode I was supposed to release last week, classic Jesus. It is a Jesusito this week. Maui is hurting right now. Very sad to see the deviation, it really is heartbreaking. Have you been watching any of the Leagues Cup games? They are getting good. Miami is almost to the Final. Can they win it? I think they can. Here is a pro traveling tip don't ask flight attendants to help you with your bags. Don't do it. Listen or watch this weeks episode. I hope you enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Change of Plans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 42:27


    Welcome back to the show, so soon?! Yes so soon. This week you get 2 shows back to back. Well you get 2 video portions of the show this week. Has a flight attendant ever been mean to you? Have they not let you go to the bathroom? Let me tell you that's not our job, to stop you from using the restroom. I once, unknowingly crossed a picket line. WHAT?! Greg as a child worked for free on the 3rd shift, yeah that happened. Sitting in a seat someone just got up from. A good thing or bad thing? Listen or watch this weeks episode to find out what the hell I'm talking about.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Dublin Rocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 52:21


    Welcome back to the show. Have you ever seen virginity rocks shirts? Did you know that is not a joke. It's a real thing teens wear for reals for reals. Have you ever played VR games? Have you ever gotten a little too involved in the VR game where you hurt yourself? You shouldn't because it fake and you should know you have a head set on duh. Do fish always taste salt when they eat? I went to Dublin, Ireland for the first time as a working crew member. It was lots of fun. Listen or watch this weeks episode. Remember to like, share, rate and subscribe to the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Dood with A Cru

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 69:35


    Welcome back to the show. 2 episodes in 1 week? Who am I my brother Dood with A Cru? Kind of because this week he is my guest on the show. We talk about how he has grown his YouTube channel from day one. He shares some tips and tricks but mostly stories how he has done it. It has been very inspiring and I love seeing my brother's show grow more and more. At the end we talk about a conspiracy. Which one? You are going to have to listen and find out. Listen or watch this weeks episode. Enjoy the show.You can find my brother Greg on the socials@doodwithacruInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    I Went to Munich

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 54:22


    Hello and welcome back to the show. This week is a good one. I went to Munich, Germany. It was such a fantastic trip. Have you ever been? Do you know about the Devils foot print church? How about the cuckoo clock? And the beer, the beer was so delicious. Have you ever watched the show, Righteous Gemstones? You haven't. You should watch it. It's on the MAX app. Also have you watched Tom Segura's latest Netflix special Sledgehammer? Go watch it NOW!!!! Listen or watch the show, enjoy.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Definitely Not Maui

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 56:21


    Welcome back to the show. First please go watch Tom Segura's new Netflix special, Sledgehammer. It is hilarious and you are going to laugh. When you smell a fart in the bathroom are you ok with that or do you get upset? Golf, yeah still stupid and you should play it. Have you heard any new terms the kids are using these days? I have. Let me tell you about it. I might start a new segment on the show. I watch old movies and try to poke holes in the story, maybe not but maybe yeah. Listen or watch what else I talk about on this weeks episode. Enjoy the showInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Vamos Boca Juniors!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 65:05


    Welcome back to the show! This week I have a lot to cover. When you buy a new hat do you leave the stickers on it? If so why? Is that what the cool kids do? I've never understood that. Did you watch the TST soccer tournament? You definitely should have. It was a wild and exciting tournament. Imagine booing Messi. The greatest soccer player ever. Booing him. That's what PSG fans did. PSG fans are trash. What a bunch of disrespectful idiots. I also tel you about my trip down to Argentina. Listen or watch this weeks episode. I hope you enjoy it. Remember to rate, like, share and subscribe to the pInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    the ally show (not that one)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 21:10


    HEY EVERYBODY! Clearly I am not Jesse. He is off galavanting around in Argentina, so I am here to ramble and speak nonsense into the microphone. Messi to MLS?! How do we feel about this? Listen and/or watch and enjoy! Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok: @thejesusshownotthatone YouTube: The Jesus Show not that one Email: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesusito 27

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 19:08


    Welcome back to the show. This week is a short Jesusito episode. Do you watch reality shows? I did and I loved them. I can't get into them anymore. I am so so happy I don't drink coffee. I see those long lines at the airports. Looks like a bunch of junkies trying to get their fix. Pooping in hotels. I do it a lot because of my job and man I think either they have special toilets or they use some short of special cleaning products. Sit back relax and listen or watch this weeks episode. Remember to rate, like, share and subscribe.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Be Nice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 46:05


    Welcome back to the show. I follow some Instagram pages that highlight celebrities when they are at events. Sports center and other sport IGs. I just think it's weird to show celebrities at sporting events. We get it, they also like sports. What a surprise, NOT. As a kid we would go to Toys R Us. It was a kids dream come true. All things toys and video games. San Diego is getting an MLS team in 2025. I'm very interested to see how that team works out. This past weekend Vinicius Jr was racially abused once again by the opposing teams fans. Just gross. La Liga needs to do better. Listen or watch this weekend episode. Enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    So Hard

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 44:25


    Welcome back to the show!!!!!! If you supported a team that has an away game and they lost, would you expect your team to reimburse you for traveling to watch your team lose? Can we all agree Leo Messi is one of the greatest soccer players of all time? What would you let him get away with? Pooping at the airport should be a lot easier. Bigger stalls or even a bag check so you can poop and or pee in peace. That would be heavenly. Find out what else I talk about this week by listening or watching the show. I hope you enjoy it.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com-Audio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro-Filmed using a Canon G7X

    Cyrus Wagner

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 72:50


    Welcome back to this weeks episode. This week is ONLY an aduio episode unfortunately. This was part of me trying to figure out my camera and why it doesn't load what I filmed. I had a great conversation getting to know more about Cyrus. I first met Cyrus getting my first haircut here in Crown Point. As I kept going to get my haircuts I kept getting to know Cyrus and thought man I love his story. I would love to share it with you guys. I added Cyrus's IG so you can check out his page. If you live in the Crown Point, IN area GO GET YOUR HAIRCUT by Cyrus. You will love it. I hope you enjoy the show.Cyrus Wagner IG: cyguyyyInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.comAudio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook Pro

    Visit Wisconsin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 55:13


    Welcome back to the show!!! It is true, Wrexham FC has won the league. They did it. Congratulations to Wrexham FC. I am working with a nightmare of a flight attendant. I tell you all about it. When you workout does your penis feel like it gets the smallest ever on earth? Mine feels like that. Listen or watch this weeks episode and enjoy.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.comAudio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook ProFilmed using a Canon G7X

    Bonus-3 Not fixed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 5:50


    This is a bonus episode. Really quick to address the audio/video issue. I thought I fixed the issue with this weeks episode but it only got worse. I am going to go back and film using my Canon G7X camera and hopefully I won't lose any more videos I record with it. Shout out to my brother Greg for suggesting I do more cuts in the recording part and not just try for a 1 or 2 shot. I'm hoping that from here on in there won't be any more issues. Also if you know how to fix this problem I'm having with using my iPhone to record please reach out and tell me how to fix that. See you next week.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.comAudio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook ProFilmed using a Canon G7X

    Just Errr

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 49:53


    Welcome back to the show!!! Do you remember going on field trips when you were in school? Do you remember taking a lunch for these trips? Did you ever stop at a fast food place for lunch? I didn't. Ally said she did this for her trips. My mind was blown. Have you realized sex isn't a trait passed down from parents to their kids? Like as an adult when you have sex with someone you don't think, man their parents must be good fuckers. Or or Er? When you talk do you use the word or? Next time you are talking or someone else. Try and pay attention to see if they use ER but mean OR. Listen or watch this weeks episode. Enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.comAudio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook ProFilmed using an iPhone 12 Pro Max

    Bonus 2 Trying it out

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 9:58


    Welcome back to this weeks episode. This week is a super short 10min episode. I quickly tell you about the tornado watch we had in town last week and the ref in the Mexican league who hit a player in the balls. Wild!!! Also this is my second episode filling on my iPhone. Hopefully this week the video and audio is a whole lot better. Sit back, listen or watch the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.comAudio recording using GarageBand on my MacBook ProFilmed using an iPhone 12 Pro Max

    Jesuit 26

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 36:23


    Welcome back to the show. This weeks episode is late as you can tell. On March 27th 2023 another school shooting happened in Green Hills neighborhood of Nashville, TN. 6 people lost their lives. I talk about how I feel. I felt weird not talking about it and doing a regular show as if nothing happened. Listen to this weeks episode. See you next week.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Alex Urevig

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2023 86:26


    Welcome back to the show. This week I have a special guest, Alex Urevig. Alex is one of our dear friends. We get to know Alex a little more. We had a great conversation. Listen to this weeks episode.. Definitely going to have her back on the podcast again soon. Sit back and listen or watch this weeks episode.You can find Alex on Instagram: @Alex_urevigInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Vacation Ally

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 57:46


    Hello and once again welcome back to the show. This week Ally joins me as we talk about our vacation adventures. We went to beautiful Los Angeles for a few days then we flew to Phoenix. Rachel and Kevin got married and we shared in the beautiful celebration of their love. Congratulations Rachel and Kevin. Did you hear about the LAFC supporters down in Costa Rica? Sit back relax and listen or watch the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    EP. 70 Hawaiian Rain

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 54:32


    Aloha and welcome back to the show. This week I'm coming to you from my hotel room in Honolulu. The plan was to record while having the beautiful ocean view behind me but the weather had different plans. It was raining really hard most of the day, bummer. This week I talk about Harry Potter and how the death eaters mess up the Quidditch field like assholes. When I'm home alone with the baby I can't poop like I is usually do and I suggest that every NLF team should retired the number 12 to honor Tom Brady for the 7 NFL Super Bowls he won. Listen or watch this weeks episode on YouTube. I hope you enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesusito 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 27:47


    Welcome back to the show. This week I'm giving you 2 episodes. This is a little taste so it's a Jesusito. I'm in Madison, Wisconsin on a layover. It's beautiful here. MLS is back!!!! I update you on scores from this week and last week. Enjoy this quick episode and be on the look for a new longer episode on Wednesday. Enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    AJ DeLaGarza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 39:02


    Hello everyone and welcome back ti this week's special episode. Yes it is episode 69. That means I have a very special this week. Yes, it is 3 time MLS Cup Championship, 3 time Supporters Shield winner, 2018 U.S. Open Cup Champion, 2 time LA Galaxy Defensive Player of the Year and 2014 MLS Humanitarian of the Year Award winner. Yes, that means it's the one, the only. AJ DeLaGarza. I ask him how's life now that he's a retired from MLS. Listen to everything we talked about and some stories he shares with the show. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.You can follow AJ on IG: @ajd_20Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Saint Brady

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 57:17


    Welcome back to the show. I have a lot to cover this week since it's been 2 weeks. Still getting things together from our move. What is your resting HR? Mine is 38-42. My doctor recently told me Jordan's resting HR was at 30 bpm. So I have some work to do. Trying to be like Mike. What did you do for Super Bowl Sunday? I watched the game but let's make Super Bowl Sundays Tom Brady day. Let's also rename him Saint Brady. I think it will catch on. Find out what else I talk about on this weeks episode. Enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    New Place

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 56:50


    Welcome back to this weeks episode. Did you know overhead bins are on a first come first serve base? Would you lay 2.6 Million dollars to watch CR7 and Messi play in a game that mean absolutely nothing? Nipples grown back 100%, Ally says don't fact check her. Please fact check her on that.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    I'm 40!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 53:31


    Welcome back to this weeks show. Yes the news is true. I am now 40 years old. How do I feel? The same as I did before I turned 40. Speaking of 40 CR7 is now going to play in the Saudi league. I hope he had tremendous success. Passengers on planes are gross. Why do I say that? I tell you a story about what happened to my way to Maui. I end the show with how someone pissed my off about my Luca tattoo. Sit down relax and enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesuit 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 27:57


    Happy New Year!!! Welcome back to the show. It is 2023 and let us kick this year off right. This weeks episode is a short one. Come listen to what I talk about. Tell me what you think of my last thought in the show. Do you agree? Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Goodbye 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 50:40


    Welcome back to this weeks episode. It's almost time to say goodbye to 2022 and hello to 2023. I talk about how our first Christmas was with the baby. I also talk about how I'm doing in my fantasy football league. I am not a huge fan of football. I like to watch for the food and beer. I want to say a special thank you to everyone who was come back week after week. Even when I've missed some weeks due to the many reasons I haven't put out an episode. Thank you for your support and I hope to be better and do better this coming year. Happy New Year and please have fun andInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesusito 23

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 27:47


    Welcome back to the show. This week I talk about the World Cup Final. Yes, Argentina is the new World Cup Champions. Congratulations!!! Leo Messi has his World Cup title. I also talk about Luis Suarez and how a reporter asked him to apologize for his handball in the 2010 World Cup. So stupid. Do you ever watch heartwarming YouTube videos that make you cry? I do. How about when you are at work? I do and I shouldn't. Sit back relax and enjoy this weeks episode. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Thank You AJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 53:04


    Welcome back to the show. This weeks episode is all about my good friend, AJ De La Garza. AJ got drafted 19th overall to the LA Galaxy. Aj Played for the LA Galaxy, Houston Dynamo, Inter Miami CF, New England Revolution and finally back to the LA Galaxy for a 1 day contract to end his MLS career as a member of the LA Galaxy. The club he started with and helped win 3 MLS Cups, 2011, 2012 and 2014. I share a few stories about Aj along the way. Did I get emotional? You know I did. Sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    More Candy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 61:37


    Welcome back to the show!!! Are you proud of me? This weeks show is finally on time. I'm trying to get better. Do you like ice cream? Do you eat it all in one sitting, like a gallon of ice cream? I do. Does it hurt my stomach you bet it does. Does it stop me 1000% no. Have you ever heard of a band called Journey? I just started listening to them in the last few months. Holy shit they rock. I'm talking about Journey with their new lead singer Arnel. I tell you what happened to me on my LA layover and yes the news has been shared. AJ DeLaGarza has retired from the MLS. Listen or watch this weekend episode to find out what else I talk about. Enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesusito 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 28:18


    Welcome to this weeks Jesusito episode. It's World Cup heavy. What's going on with CR7? Is he going to play in MLS next? I hope so. That would be amazing!!! Have you ever sat far away from people at the airport and somehow people come sit close to you? Why?! It pisses me off so much. People who travel should take an hour class before they get on a plane to refresh their memory on how not to be an asshole in public. Happy thanksgiving to you and your family. I am grateful that you come back each week to listen to the podcast. Without you I would be a man talking to no one. I am beyond blessed to have you as a listener. Eat all the food be safe and I'll talk to you next week.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Remember Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 66:11


    HELLO!!! I am finally back this week. After a few weeks off I feel great and ready to get back to the show. Do you share poop pictures with your friends? I definitely do. I've never been a fan of taking pills. I share with you my first pill experience. I also talk MLS Cup playoffs. Congratulations to LAFC for winning the Cup. I end the show with a story about how some crazy lady yelled at me for having the dogs off their leash. Sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks episode.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Cool Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 51:45


    Welcome back to the show. Do I have a show for you. I talk about a few things that I haven't yet. Yeah I know they are a few older topics but I'm finally talking about them now. Coolio passed away, RIP my man. Have you ever pooped, then forgot if you did then wiped and saw you did? I have. I also tell you a cool story about this weekend. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOTwitter: @JesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Cooking with Jesus : Soft Pretzels

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 36:16


    Welcome back to the show! Today we do something totally different. We bake some soft pretzels! I wanted to share my love for soft pretzels with you guys, so follow along, bake with me or just enjoy watching me navigate the kitchen. What you'll need : A mixing bowl whisk medium sauce pan cookie sheet parchment paper Ingredients: 1 1/2 cup warm water 1TBSP salt 1 TBSP sugar rapid rise yeast 4 1/2 cups flour 2 TBSP oil 2/3 cup baking soda Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Twitter: @JesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok: @thejesusshownotthatone YouTube: The Jesus Show not that one Email: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesusito 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 27:23


    Welcome back to the show!!! First off thank you to everyone who has texted me, called me, DMed me and commented on my last episode. It has been overwhelming the amount of support I've gotten from my friends. It's definitely giving me the love and support I need at this time. Special shout out to my brother Greg, my wife Ally, my baby boy, mom(Karla) and dad(George). Now let's get back to the show. Do you leave your butter out or keep it in the refrigerator? I also talking about how I feel MLS teams are letting MLS coaches go way too soon. Sit back relax and listen or watch the show on YouTube.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOTwitter: @JesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    My Abuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 128:31


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This episode is very graphic. I talk about my sexual abuse from my cousin FERNANDO BLANCO. His instagram is @thanoslovechild This was very hard for me to talk about but I feel it is time to stop keeping Fernando's dirty, gross and sick secret. I want everyone to know what he did to me. There is another person that I know of that was also sexually abused by Fernando. I just hope in time they can also talk about it and expose Fernando for the sick, twisted, predator he is. My hope is that my story will help others with their pain and give them strength to talk about what has happened to them and to heal. I hope there isn't anyone else affected by my cousin Fernando Blanco but if there is maybe they will come forward and speak up.If you or anyone you know has been affected by sexual abuse, remember it is not your fault. You are loved, you are strong, and there are people who want to help. Like myself. Please call the National Sexual Assault Hotline 1-800-656-4673 they are available 24 hours a day. You can also get into contact with me.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOTwitter: @JesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    In Loving Memory of Mami & Luca

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 73:21


    Welcome back to the show. This week I come to you with a very heavy heart. My grandmother, Mami passed away on Sept. 1st 2022. I also talk about Luca, 8 years ago on The 5th of Sept. he passed away unfortunately. If you want to hear a grown man cry and sniffel then look no further then this weeks episode. It was pretty difficult to talk about it but I did it.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOTwitter: @JesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Jesusito 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 26:29


    Welcome back to the show! This weeks episode is a Jesusito. We are going to Boston to visit Megan, AJ and the girls. It will be Athanasios's first plane ride. I'm nervous and excited all at the same time. I also tell you about my Dentist adventures. O how I hate the dentist but I also don't want to lose all my teeth so here we are. Sit back and enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOTwitter: @JesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

    Fair Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 52:18


    Welcome back to this weeks episode!!! The Ring test, do you know what that is? Are you having a boy or girl, the Ring test will tell you. Well at least that's what I've been told. Why do pre Jedi have stupid haircuts? I have a theory. The fair. What a great time. The food, the animals and smells. Always a good time. O, have you ever had an elephant ear? The dessert, it's delicious. Listen or watch this weeks episode and enjoy the show.Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOTwitter: @JesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus Show not that oneTikTok: @thejesusshownotthatoneYouTube: The Jesus Show not that oneEmail: TheJesusShowNTO@gmail.com

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