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This month, a story about a breakup, and some voicemails. In “Message,” a man leaves several voicemails on an ex-girlfriend's phone to gloat.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 217th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week The Girls discussed 2 new Wheel of Terror picks -the 80's cult favorite 'Black Roses' & the Anthony Hopkins classic, 'Magic' Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Forever Purge' to be released on July 2nd Next Week on Final Girls Horrorcast: One Missed Call - TubiTV, Shudder, AMC subs Malasana 32 - Shudder
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 216th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Spring' (streaming on Hulu, TubiTV, and Shudder) and 'The Lost Boys' (streaming on HBO Max, TubiTV, and AMC subs). Kwaii Lost Boys - I Still Believe: https://youtu.be/ADsF-sfoDiI Trailer Trashtalk: Old (July 23rd) Next Week - The wheel has spoken! We will be discussing Magic (streaming on PlutoTV) and Black Roses (streaming on Shudder).
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 215th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week The Girls were joined by 'Starfish' director, Al White to discuss 'The Dark and the Wicked' & 'Urban Legend' Trailer Trashtalk: 'Don't Let Her In' (April 30th Release Date) Next Week on Final Girls Horrorcast: 'Spring' (Hulu + TubiTV + Shudder) 'The Lost Boys' ( HBO Max + TubiTV + AMC subs)
A story about something found on the lakebed. In “A Rusty Blade,” a man finds an old knife.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 214th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘They Reach' (streaming on Prime Video, TubiTV, & Vudu) and 'Synchronic' (streaming on Netflix). Trailer Trashtalk: The Djinn (May 14th) Next Week - The wheel has spoken! We will be discussing Urban Legend (streaming on TubiTV) and The Dark and the Wicked (streaming on Shudder) with honorary Final Girl, Al White.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 213th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week The Girls discuss 2 films that the Wheel of Terrors selected for them - 'Misery' & ' Bram Stoker's Dracula' Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It' Next Week on Final Girls Horrorcast: 'They Reach' - Prime Video, Vudu & TubiTV 'Synchronic' - Netflix
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 212th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Tigers Are Not Afraid' (streaming on Shudder) and 'The Dead Zone' (streaming on Prime Video and Hulu). Trailer Trashtalk: Separation (April 30th) Next Week - The wheel has spoken! We will be discussing Misery (streaming on HBO Max) and Bram Stoker's Dracula (streaming on HBO Max).
A story about camping. In “A Dream in the Forest,” a man goes to sleep in his tent
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 211th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week The Girls discuss 2 films that the Wheel of Terrors selected for them - 'Koko-Di Koko-Da' & 'The Wretched' Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Night House' to be released on July 16th Next Week on Final Girls Horrorcast: 'Tigers Are Not Afraid' - Shudder 'The Dead Zone' - Prime Video, Hulu
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 210th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Antebellum' (streaming on Hulu) and 'Doctor Sleep' (streaming on MaxGo). Trailer Trashtalk: In the Earth (April 30th, 2021) Next Week - The wheel has spoken! We will be discussing Koko-di Koko-da (streaming on Shudder) and The Wretched (streaming on Hulu).
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 209th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week, 'Anything for Jackson' writer, Keith Cooper joins the Final Girls as they closing out '80's Were Weird' month. Listen in as they discuss 'The Video Dead' & 'Witchboard' If you'd like to hear more from Keith, you can check out his podcast 'Keith is a Jerk' and follow him on Twitter @keithisajerk Of course we also highly recommend you see his movie, 'Anything for Jackson' if you haven't already done so! Next week: 'Antebellum' - streaming on Hulu 'Doctor Sleep' - available on Max Go
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 208th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Slumber Party Massacre' and 'Slumber Party Massacre 2' (both streaming on Prime Video). Trailer Trashtalk: Gaia (premiering at SXSW) Next Week - The 80's continue to be weird with Video Dead (streaming on Prime Video) and Witchboard (streaming on Prime Video and Tubi). **Note: Unfortunately, Spookies is no longer available anywhere so we've changed next weeks flick to Video Dead.
A story about a love spell gone wrong. In “Heartache,” a pair of friends try to cast a love spell with disastrous results.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 207th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! 80's Were Weird Month continues this week with 'Maximum Overdrive' & 'Terror Train'! Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Seventh Day' to be released on March 26th Next week The 80's Were Weird Month Continues! 'Slumber Party Massacre' 1 & 2 - both available to stream on Prime Video
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 206th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Hospital Massacre' (streaming on Prime Video + Vudu) and Blood Diner' (streaming on The Roku Channel). Trailer Trashtalk: Army of the Dead (May 21st) Next Week - The 80's continue to be weird with Maximum Overdrive (currently available to rent or buy) and Terror Train (streaming on Prime Video).
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 205th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! For this week's episode Wheel of Terrors has spoken once more and demanded that The Girls discuss 'Spiral' & 'Anything for Jackson' Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Devil Below' to be released on March 5th Next week marks the beginning of 'The 80's Were Weird' Month! We're kicking off this series with 'Hospital Massacre' streaming on Prime Video & 'Blood Diner' now available on Roku TV
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 204th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘You're Next' (streaming on Prime Video and Hulu) and ‘Us' (streaming on HBO). Trailer Trashtalk: Death Trip (Digital Release February 16th) Next Week - The Wheel o' Terror has spoken. We'll be watching ‘Spiral' and ‘Anything For Jackson' (both streaming on Shudder)
A story about a broken arm. In “Another Left,” a man breaks his arm.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 203rd episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! For this week's episode Wheel of Terrors has spoken once more and demanded that The Girls discuss 'Terrified' & 'Gretel & Hansel' Trailer Trashtalk: 'Faceless' to be released on January 16th Next week... 'You're Next' now streaming on Peacock 'Us' available on HBO Max
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 202nd episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Underwater' and ‘Child's Play 2019' (both streaming on HBO) Trailer Trashtalk: Honeydew (In theaters- March 12th On VOD April 13th) Next Week - The Wheel o' Terror has spoken. We'll be watching ‘Terrified' 2018 (currently streaming on Shudder) and ‘Gretel + Hansel' 2020 (currently streaming on Prime Video + Hulu)
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 201st episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! The Wheel of Terrors has spoken once more and demanded that The Girls discuss 1958's 'The Blob' & 'The Changeling' from 1980. Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Night' to be released on January 29th Next week... 'Child's Play' from 2019 - now streaming on Hulu & Prime Video 'Underwater' from 2020 - now available on HBO Max
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 200th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Invisible Man' and ‘The Brood' (both streaming on HBO) Trailer Trashtalk: The Reckoning (Feb 5th, 2021) Next Week - The Wheel o' Terror has spoken. We'll be watching ‘The Blob' 1958 (currently streaming on HBO Max) and ‘The Changeling' (currently streaming on Shudder)
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 199th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! The Wheel of Terrors has spoken yet again and requested that The Girls discuss 2020's 'Host' and 'Poltergeist' from 1982. Trailer Trashtalk: 'Wrong Turn' to be released on February 25th Next week... 'The Invisible Man' streaming on HBO 'The Brood' available on HBO, Kanopy, and the Criterion Channel
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 198th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Excision' (streaming on Prime Video and Tubi) and ‘The Taking of Deborah Logan' (available on Prime Video, Shudder, Tubi) Trailer Trashtalk: Come True (Mar 12th, 2021) Next Week - The Wheel o' Terror has spoken. We'll be watching ‘Host' (currently streaming on Shudder) and ‘Poltergeist' (currently streaming on Netflix)
In “Flying Upside Down,” a family has a close encounter of a third kind.
Hey there Lovelies Happy Halloween and welcome back for the 197th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week The Girls discuss 2 films that were chosen by the Wheel of Terrors... 'Castle Freak' & 'The Hitcher' Trailer Trashtalk: 'Promising Young Woman' to be released on December 25th Next week... 'Excision' streaming on Prime Video 'The Taking of Deborah Logan' also on Prime Video
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 196th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Come to Daddy' (streaming on Prime Video) and ‘Silent Hill' (available on Crackle) Trailer Trashtalk: The Vigil (Feb 26th, 2021) Next Week - The Wheel o' Terror has spoken. We'll be watching ‘Castle Freak' (currently streaming on Tubi) and ‘The Hitcher' (currently streaming on HBO Max)
The tale concludes. “Soon you will be where your own eyes will see the source & cause and give you their own answer to the mystery.” ― Dante Alighieri, Inferno No Better Lot is an original production of DimeStore Films Written and Directed by Christian Gridelli & Hunter Norris Narrated by Stan Adams PART 6 CAST: (In Order of Appearance) The Preacher: John Mossman Guy: Mike Schminke The Mister: Brittany Baker Arnold Dunne: Jim Saltouros Cowboy: Christopher Meister Original Score by Abbi Rajasekhar and Matt Wenzel Engineered by Bryan Bachman Dialogue and Narration Engineered by Nick Sherman Recorded at Decade Music Studio in Chicago Sound Design and Mix by Matt Wenzel Additional Mastering by Maxwell Citron at Mount Chicago Script Supervision by Jake S. Weisman Casting by Sarah Clark Associate Producer - Neal E. Fischer website: DimeStoreFilms.com & NoBetterLot.com all social media @DimeStoreFilms Thanks to the following freesound.org users [LINK] You can find Abbi Rajasekhar's music at http://abbirajasekhar.com/ and more music by Matt Wenzel, including the No Better Lot soundtrack, at https://hasbeenmaterial.bandcamp.com/
Hey there Lovelies Happy Halloween and welcome back for the 195th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week The Girls discuss 2 films that were chosen by the Wheel of Terrors... 'The Babysitter: Killer Queen' & 'Scanners' Trailer Trashtalk: 'Freaky' released on November 13th Next week... 'Come to Daddy' streaming on Prime Video 'Silent Hill' now available on Crackle
In a maelstrom of fists & dirt, Guy spoils the town's plans in a good ol' fashioned brawl. Limping out of the scuffle in a blood-soaked stupor, he comes to find out this wasn't the ticket out he was hoping for. The pain is mounting & his body is a clock ticking toward collapse. With enemies on every side, Guy seeks shelter in the last place he'd expect hospitality and takes the only option to ease some of his battle wounds — he ingests the town's homemade drug. In a flurry of glowing revelations, Guy decides it might be time to try some religion. No Better Lot is an original production of DimeStore Films Written and Directed by Christian Gridelli & Hunter Norris Narrated by Stan Adams PART 5 CAST: (In Order of Appearance) Arnold Dunne: Jim Saltouros Taffy: Adria Dawn Elmer: Matt Young Big Cheese: Brian Noonan Guy: Mike Schminke The Company: John Mossman The Mister: Brittany Baker Vaughn: Travis Delgado Original Score by Abbi Rajasekhar and Matt Wenzel Engineered by Bryan Bachman Dialogue and Narration Engineered by Nick Sherman Recorded at Decade Music Studio in Chicago Sound Design and Mix by Matt Wenzel Additional Mastering by Maxwell Citron at Mount Chicago Script Supervision by Jake S. Weisman Casting by Sarah Clark Associate Producer - Neal E. Fischer website: DimeStoreFilms.com & NoBetterLot.com all social media @DimeStoreFilms Thanks to the following freesound.org users [LINK] You can find Abbi Rajasekhar's music at http://abbirajasekhar.com/ and more music by Matt Wenzel, including the No Better Lot soundtrack, at https://hasbeenmaterial.bandcamp.com/
In “Mom I'm Scared,” a little girl is right to be scared. And in “Barely Going to Make It,” a man headed home for the holidays meets one obstacle after another.
The Mister is a charming Southern belle in the body of a wheelchair bound, disfigured crime boss. She's got a brood of junkies to cater to her whims, and she's willing to exchange information for a ticket out of this place. With a powerful friend, and some of her pawns at his disposal, Guy may finally be able to plug his leak and get the Hell out of Dodge. No Better Lot is an original production of DimeStore Films Written and Directed by Christian Gridelli & Hunter Norris Narrated by Stan Adams PART 4 CAST: (In Order of Appearance) The Mister: Brittany Baker Guy: Mike Schminke Jeffery-Bob: Sam Boeck The Preacher: John Mossman Original Score by Abbi Rajasekhar and Matt Wenzel Engineered by Bryan Bachman Dialogue and Narration Engineered by Nick Sherman Recorded at Decade Music Studio in Chicago Sound Design and Mix by Matt Wenzel Additional Mastering by Maxwell Citron at Mount Chicago Script Supervision by Jake S. Weisman Casting by Sarah Clark Associate Producer - Neal E. Fischer website: DimeStoreFilms.com & NoBetterLot.com all social media @DimeStoreFilms Thanks to the following freesound.org users [LINK] You can find Abbi Rajasekhar's music at http://abbirajasekhar.com/ and more music by Matt Wenzel, including the No Better Lot soundtrack, at https://hasbeenmaterial.bandcamp.com/
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 194th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘The Midnight Meat Train' (streaming on Amazon Prime) and ‘The Mothman Prophecies' (available to rent from $2.99) Trailer Trashtalk: The Furies (Nov 20th) Next Week - The Wheel o' Terror has spoken. We'll be watching Scanners (currently streaming on HBO Max) and The Babysitter: Killer Queen (currently streaming on Netflix)
Guy stumbles upon another one of the town's ungodly fixtures — a cornfield that wails and moans as if it were in pain. The droning seems to mesmerize the town's addict population. Short on time, Guy lets his fists ask some questions and buys himself a ticket to the junkie's supplier — The Mister. If Guy is this tale's hardboiled detective, The Mister is the Kingpin and Femme Fatale wrapped in a twisted shell. Credits: No Better Lot is an original production of DimeStore Films Written and Directed by Christian Gridelli & Hunter Norris Narrated by Stan Adams Cast: (In Order of Appearance) Guy: Mike Schminke The Company: John Mossman Vaughn: Travis Delgado The Mister: Brittany Baker Original Score by Abbi Rajasekhar and Matt Wenzel Engineered by Bryan Bachman Dialogue and Narration Engineered by Nick Sherman Recorded at Decade Music Studio in Chicago Sound Design and Mix by Matt Wenzel Additional Mastering by Maxwell Citron at Mount Chicago Script Supervision by Jake S. Weisman Casting by Sarah Clark Associate Producer - Neal E. Fischer website: DimeStoreFilms.com & NoBetterLot.com all social media: @DimeStoreFilms Thanks to these freesound.org users [LINK] You can find Abbi Rajasekhar's music at http://abbirajasekhar.com/ and more music by Matt Wenzel, including the No Better Lot soundtrack, at https://hasbeenmaterial.bandcamp.com/
When Guy stomps on too many toes, the townsfolk stomp back and hang him out to dry. The townies' cruel brand of justice doesn't stick, though, and while wriggling on the line, he finally finds some people crazy enough to talk. With new information clenched in his fist, he doesn't just have a job to do; he's got a score to settle. Credits: No Better Lot is an original production of DimeStore Films Written and Directed by Christian Gridelli & Hunter Norris Narrated by Stan Adams CAST (In Order of Appearance): Barker: Christopher Meister The Preacher: John Mossman Arnold Dunne: Jim Saltouros Guy: Mike Schminke Big Cheese / Dred: Brian Noonan Taffy / Crow: Adria Dawn Elmer / Scab : Matt Young Cowboy: Christopher Meister Curtis / Bemis: Tony Dobrowolski Boyce: Marshall Crawford Biff: Sam Boeck Original Score by Abbi Rajasekhar and Matt Wenzel Engineered by Bryan Bachman Dialogue and Narration Engineered by Nick Sherman Recorded at Decade Music Studio in Chicago Sound Design and Mix by Matt Wenzel Additional Mastering by Maxwell Citron at Mount Chicago Script Supervision by Jake S. Weisman Casting by Sarah Clark Associate Producer - Neal E. Fischer website: DimeStoreFilms.com & NoBetterLot.com All social media: @DimeStoreFilms Thanks to the following freesound.org users [LINK] You can find Abbi Rajasekhar's music at http://abbirajasekhar.com/ and more music by Matt Wenzel, including the No Better Lot soundtrack, at https://hasbeenmaterial.bandcamp.com/
A stranger, known only as “Guy,” rolls into a "middle of nowhere" town and asks around for work. When the locals stonewall him, he radios the man who sent him there. This town is full of rogues & bastards — sent there as punishment. They're getting out somehow and that won't fly. Guy's here to plug the leak or he'll find himself abandoned in this hellhole. Credits: No Better Lot is an original production of DimeStore Films Written and Directed by Christian Gridelli & Hunter Norris Narrated by Stan Adams CAST(in order of appearance): Angry Voice (Big Cheese): Brian Noonan Guy: Mike Schminke Arnold Dunne: Jim Saltouros Whiskey: Matt Young Mirror Man: Marshall Crawford Gossiping Woman: Adria Dawn The Preacher / The Company: John Mossman Original Score by Abbi Rajasekhar and Matt Wenzel Engineered by Bryan Bachman Dialogue and Narration Engineered by Nick Sherman Recorded at Decade Music Studio in Chicago Sound Design and Mix by Matt Wenzel Additional Mastering by Maxwell Citron at Mount Chicago Script Supervision by Jake S. Weisman Casting by Sarah Clark Associate Producer - Neal E. Fischer Website: DimeStoreFilms.com & NoBetterLot.com All social media: @DimeStoreFilms Thanks to the following: freesound.org users [LINK] You can find Abbi Rajasekhar's music at http://abbirajasekhar.com/ and more music by Matt Wenzel, including the No Better Lot soundtrack, at https://hasbeenmaterial.bandcamp.com/
Hey there Lovelies Happy Halloween and welcome back for the 193rd episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! This week the Girls discuss the PG animated films 'Frankenweenie'; 'Monster House' & 'ParaNorman' Next week... 'The Mothman Prophecies' (Prime Video) 'The Midnight Meat Train' (Prime Video, Tubi, PlutoTV, Hoopla)
A story about a dog and its owner. In “A Story About a Dog,” a dog's mystery injury, and the aftermath.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 192nd episode of Final Girls Horrorcast. This week the Girls finish up their discussion on the Scream series with 'Scream 3' & 'Scream 4' . Trailer Trashtalk: 'Synchronic' : released on Oct 23rd Next week... 'ParaNorman' available on Netflix 'Frankenweenie' now streaming on Disney+ 'Monster House' up on Fubo
No Better Lot premieres on the Modern Horrors Podcast Network on October 30th.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 191st episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘Scream' and ‘Scream 2'. Both are available to rent or buy, starting at $2.99. Trailer Trashtalk: The Craft: Legacy (October 28th) Next Week - We're continuing down the Scream path with Scream 3 and Scream 4 (streaming via Hulu and TubiTV). Both are also available to rent or buy, starting at $2.99.
Final Girls Ep 190: ‘The Messengers' and ‘Pet Sematary' by MODERN HORRORS
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 189th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast. This week the Girls spun the wheel and came up with 2 new films to discuss 'Vivarium' & 'Winchester' Trailer Trashtalk: 'Books of Blood' - October 7th release date Next week... 'Pet Semetary' (2019) - Hulu & Prime Video 'The Messengers' (2007) - Prime Video & Pluto TV
The conclusion of a story about a man on a journey for an answer. In “The Ghosts of the World, Part 3,” a man's journey comes to a close.
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 188th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing ‘The Ruins' (streaming on HBO) and Thirteen Ghosts (available to rent or buy) as chosen by the Spinning Wheel of Horror. In this episode we reference a couple blogs that dive deeper into the Black Zodiac (both real and fake) so please check out those links here if you're interested: The Real Black Zodiac - https://aminoapps.com/c/horror/page/blog/the-real-black-zodiac-not-13-ghost/7evF_Pua33KgRMKR8xrpz4DKrjNBQR6 The 13 Ghosts Black Zodiac - https://13ghosts.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Zodiac Trailer Trashtalk: The Haunting of Bly Manor (series debuts Oct 9th) Next Week - The wheel chooses again! We'll be watching ‘Vivarium' (streaming on Prime Video) and ‘Winchester' (streaming on Netflix).
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 187th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast. This week the Girls are celebrating their 4th Podcast Anniversary with their annual awards ceremony, and Q&A with some of their loyal listeners. disclaimer - there is a slight humming in the background at times - our apologies, it was 115 degrees - air conditioning was very necessary Join us next week when we discuss The Ruins The House on Haunted Hill '(99) (both currently streaming on HBO)
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 186th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast! On this episode The Girls are discussing Lonely Bob's Listeners Request pick ‘Black Hollow Cage' (streaming on TubiTV) and our grab bag pick ‘The Strangers: Prey At Night' (streaming on Prime Video). Trailer Trashtalk: Come Play (October 30th) Next Week - It's our anniversary! Can you believe we've been doing this for four years? We'll be doing our awards for the films we've done over the past year, as well as answering your questions so send them in if you've got ‘em!
Hey there Lovelies and welcome back for the 185th episode of Final Girls Horrorcast. We're hitting up a couple of our remaining Listener Requests - 'Satanic Panic' as requested by Michael H and 'Dead & Breakfast' as requested by Mondo! Trailer Trashtalk: 'The Owners' to be released on September 4th Next week... 'Black Hollow Cage' - TubiTV 'The Strangers: Prey at Night' - Prime Video
News Feed: - Killroy was Here: - Get Duked!: - Come True: - Ratched: - The Owners: Chopping Block: - Host Game: - A/K/A
The second part of a story about a man on a journey for an answer. In “The Ghosts of the World, Part 1,” a man deals with an injury.