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More courageous than a mighty Swede, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Archery is a badass sport. Everyone knows this. Everyone except NBC, that is. The guys debate why archery has been snubbed in Olympic coverage. All Ball or Flagrant Foul: Hope Solo has some harsh words for Swedish soccer. Was she in the wrong? Do the Olympics call for a heightened sense of sportsmanship? Tim Tebow is selling autographed bats and balls for an amount of money considerably higher than the value of the individual bats and balls. The OB3 gets to the bottom of this tomfoolery. The Olympics are plenty entertaining as they are (thanks, archery), but how could we make them even better? The guys each propose a sport to add to the games. These topics and more on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

More verdant than an Olympic swimming pool, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Geoff Young recaps last week's bitchin' Star Trek convention. Bryan recaps how Two-Face from Batman once ruined his mission to watch cosplay sex. A-Rod is getting forced out of the Bronx, mostly because there's no precedent for the Yankees playing lousy, decrepit ballplayers for a full season. Speaking of calling it quits: Bow Wow is retiring from rap music. Maybe he can take the Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines route. RGIII has received the kiss of death by being named Cleveland Browns starter. Do you buy his return? Tim Tebow is trying to make it as a baseball player, perhaps genuine, perhaps calculated. Is it all ball or flagrant foul? Spoiler alert: It's a flagrant foul. Plus: Aaron welcomes his friend Other Brian to the set. Other Brian wastes no time to tell us all about Aaron's history of goofy behavior. Riveting stuff! These topics and more on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

More sinister than Aldon Smith's PR team, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Trekkies and sports fans have a lot more in common than you'd expect. The guys discuss the philosophy of being a fan. Draymond Green and the aforementioned Aldon Smith both committed social media faux pas this week. All ball or flagrant foul? You know football season is coming because the news stories are getting weirder. Did you hear Warren Sapp got bit by a shark? Aaron takes this as an invitation to let you know how he'd like to die. Riveting stuff. Also discussed at length: Carbondale, Illinois's own Treesong, for whom Bryan possesses much reverence. Plus: The MLB trade deadline happened! Geoff rides the Colin Rea express to let's us know who the winners and losers were. These topics and more on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

Fresh from a vacation that lasted half as long as Tom Brady's will, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Aaron recounts his many adventures watching the Euros in soccer-mad Italia. Did he go crazy for Conte? It's still hard to believe Kevin Durant is a Golden State Warrior. What does this mean for the NBA?  Baseball games famously never end in ties, but what if MLB adopted something akin to penalty kicks? How about a mascot race for all the marbles? The whole wedding invite process can be improved by science. Find out how. Salary caps. Franchise tags. All ball or flagrant foul? These topics and more on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

Never ones to confuse a sock for a Pringles can, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Shoutout to all our Barrys out there. Continuing last week's conversation, who would make up a modern day ProStars lineup? Bryan thinks this is the dark season for sports. Dude's obviously never heard of a little place called ICELAND. Geoff's three favorite baseball movies include two Kevin Costner joints and one surprise recent pick. We discuss.  J.R. Smith is up to his freaking antics again. Is it all ball or flagrant foul? These topics and more on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

As fresh as J.R. Smith's laundry basket, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Cavs/Dubs Game 7 was so great even Bryan Miller sat through the whole thing. Las Vegas has been awarded the 31st NHL franchise. Will tourists and degenerate gamblers unite to support the team? What could this mean for the NFL's future in Sin City?  San Diego gears up for the MLB All-Star Game. Is it the best of the major all-star showcases? Aaron's parents' new dog is the stuff nightmares are made of. Remembering ProStars, the Saturday morning cartoon starring Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson. You may have forgotten about it but time wasn't so lucky. These topics and more on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

Struttin' swag like we're Nihar Janga, it's the Off-Balance Three podcast.  This week's topics: Why pay $5,000 for a Steph Curry mouthguard when he's just going to give them away for free? NFL Head Coaches appear to be retreating from their long-waged war against mathematics and probability. Is the 2-Pt Conversion here to stay? Cleveland Indians infielder Juan Uribe decided to take "all ball" a little too seriously. The OB3 guys discuss whether they'd be brave enough to play the infield without a cup. Ichiro Suzuki did something amazing so we're going to ruin it by talking about Pete Rose.  Plus, Bryan Miller discusses the possibility of sending Howard Zinn an e-mail. Who's going to break the news? These topics, as well as the stunning revelation that one of our trio owns a pair of Jeremy Roenick's socks, on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

Mike Simpson is a writer and contributor to Crooked Scoreboard. Earlier this week, he authored a piece about the late Muhammad Ali: "Muhammad Ali: All That's Left Behind Is An Empty Space." Here's an excerpt: “If we are to assume Muhammad Ali's legacy is something larger than boxing–if we are to assume his legacy is tied directly to his commitment to human rights, and to the sacrifices he made in order to pursue them, and his commitment to living a reasonably just life–I'm stuck wondering out loud if we can find any tangible proof that his legacy has meant anything to us at all.” In this episode of the podcast, we invite Mike to elaborate on his Ali thoughts, and explore the greater societal implications of the luminary's legacy... And then we cut it with the serious stuff and discuss Larry the Cable Guy, bad tweets, and the anatomy of joke-writing. Other topics on the docket: Who the hell needs a ballgame when you've got a luxury suite?  The art of being neighborly: How to coexist with your neighbors so that they don't set their sprinklers to douse your firewood.  J.R. Smith is crowdfunding a reality series on Kickstarter... and he's doing it during the NBA Finals. Is that all ball or flagrant foul? Aaron Hodges vs. Mike Simpson. Two men enter, one man leaves totally burnt over Larry the Cable Guy. These topics, as well as other topics not totally unlike them, on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  Follow Mike Simpson at @HFMike -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

Every day is Hump Day when you're covering the Dubai Camel Race!  This week, we invite Crooked Scoreboard contributor Lucas Hubbard to discuss his recent article about camel racing in Dubai, where the race track is massive and the jockeys are robots. Really.   Lucas also takes some time to muse upon the plight of said camels: “I wonder what camels think of other horses. If it's something they strive to be or if that's just beyond the reach of what they could ever hope to be.” This particular musing, as well as other musings not unlike it, on this episode of The Off-Balance Three!  -- The Off-Balance Three are Aaron Hodges, Bryan Miller, and Geoff Young. Follow The Off-Balance Three on Twitter @OB3PlaceToBe Follow Aaron Hodges on Twitter @AaronHodges Follow Bryan Miller on Twitter at @realbryanmiller Follow Geoff Young on Twitter at @_GeoffYoung Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes. RSS Link (for use in podcasting apps such as Podcast, Stitcher, Overcast, and Instacast): http://offbalancethree.podbean.com/feed/ Direct any and all podcast-related inquiries to: ob3show@gmail.com

You've got questions. We've got answers. Among them are: What was your 1st AOL screen name? Are millennials the new hipsters? Is NHL '94 the best hockey video game? On "All Ball Or Flagrant Foul?", we cover:  The Miami Marlins are suing season-ticket holders for breach of contract The Binghamton Mets let their fans vote on the team's new name. But wait 'til you hear the choices   We introduce a new segment: "Play, Coach, Kill"  Johnny Manziel, Josh Gordon, Ricky Williams Jon Gruden, Charles Barkley, Mark Cuban Richard Sherman, Deion Sanders, Josh Norman Aaron Hernandez, Rae Carruth, OJ Simpson Save Bryan's hometown comedy club! Acme Comedy Co

Matteson Perry joins the crew on some All Ball or Flagrant Foul action and to pimp his new book, Available: A Memoir of Heartbreak, Hookups, Love & Brunch Also covered: Rougned Odor's Suspension Kyle Lowry Throwing Shade At LeBron Philadelphia 76ers team up with StubHub Jarryd Hayne retires from the NFL. What's that mean for rugby players trying to make it in the NFL?

We play All Ball or Flagrant Foul and Would You Rather, hitting topics all over the map: Dwyane Wade getting shots up during the Canadian National Anthem Are 3 overtimes too many for a hockey game? Tom Brady is selling a "nutritional manual" for $200 Ian Eagle and Brent Barry have a Pearl Jam reference battle And Aaron becomes an undercover Canadian at the Miami Heat-Raptors game. 

A most marvelous podcast In All Ball or Flagrant Foul, we tackle:  President Obama's Sports Jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner Chris Bosh's Battle With Blood Clots And The Miami Heat The Replay Rule in Baseball The NBA's Transparency in Reviewing Referee's Mistakes And Geoff Young does his best to convince Bryan Miller to care about baseball

Your mom's favorite sports comedy trio is back with another rousing edition of The Off-Balance Three Among the topics discussed during the All Ball or Flagrant Foul segment are: A fan running on the field to celebrate Jake Arrieta's no-hitter. Deflategate Is Back! Mark Cuban says Russell Westbrook is not a superstar. The Atlanta Braves aren't happy with the condition of their field. Steve Kerr wins Coach of the Year. Does he deserve it?      

It's a brand new season of The Off-Balance Three. We traverse through treacherous topics like Rex Ryan introducing Donald Trump at a campaign rally, The US Women's National Team suing for equal pay, Kobe's farewell speech, and more.  Geoff Young and Bryan Miller appear courtesy of bananas. Eat them and you'll grow strong. 

Comedian Bryan Miller joins Aaron on episode 7 of The Off Balance Three. Follow Bryan on twitter @BMilllerComedy

Episode 6 finds Aaron dicussing the newest global superstar, Raz Cohen, a shirtless sensation hailing from Israel who challenges professional basketball players to 1 on 1 battles for money.   Steve Varley and Quinton Hill join in in the fun which includes a conversation about the new NFL rules, Krysten Ritter, the YES Network money grab and PR smear campaign against cable providers.  Also mentioned......Nate Robinson, Eric Decker, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Brandon Marshall, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Mariners, Chicago Bulls, Derek Rose, Jerry Rice and more Music by Quinton aka Logan X - Follow him on twitter for updates on his latest project "Weapon X"  Follow Steve on Twitter and Listen to The Steve Varley Show