The Worst Day of My Life

Special Guest, Molly, joins Cherish in our last episode for awhile. Molly & Cherish share some incredibly embarassing stories of vomiting on strangers, dates that end with puking in taxi cabs, and diarrhea accidents that haunt you all the way through yoga class. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife Thank you so much for listening. If you want to show your support, go to www.etsy.com/shop/cherishharperphoto to buy some merch! it will only be available for purchase for ONE WEEK 3/28/23-4/4/23 so don't wait! Our facebook group is active always so join if you haven't www.facebook.com/groups/theworstdayofmylife/ You can email me embarassing stories or just say hi at theworstdaypodcast@gmail.com Cherish's photography podcast, Focus For Fuck's Sake launching Friday April 14th anywhere you get your podcasts. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theworstdayofmylife/message

Send this to your friends who need to leave their shitty spouse! In this episode, we talk about DIVORCE! As well as recognizing gaslighting, how love bombing blinds you from recognizing obsessive behavior, and red flags you should take seriously. Cherish talks about divorcing Dave and how they stayed friends. Divorce is a wonderful thing. If you were happy, you wouldn't even be thinking about a divorce, so pull that plug and go find your happiness. Divorce that dusty asshole and make your only life a happy one. Someone who loves you will never want to hurt you. Domestic abuse hotline 800-799-7233 or text START to 88788. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message

This week, Laura and Cherish talk about domestic violence, and how being abused doesn't mean you get a free pass to be an asshole. They share some of your worst days, and some handy tips for scaring away men. Send your poop poetry to theworstdaypodcast@gmail.com. Use promo code: cherishharper10 for 10% off at papershootcamera.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about masking, 80's parents, and super cute grandmas. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about vabbing, wildly inappropriate venmo messages, and, surprise! Vomit. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, Cherish and Laura talk about hanging out with new friends, jumping out of the back of a truck, and what happens when you take acid at a baseball game. Also, Cherish drinks some bong water. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about shit water, service animal spouses and inadvertently showing your vagina to strangers. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this special episode, Cherish's friend Katie talks about all the times she almost died. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, Laura and Cherish read your submissions about all the petty shit you've done! linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, Laura shares a fun story about an LSD trip in a hotel room topped with a hefty dose of food poisoning! Cherish interviews her friend, Mao Mao about a crazy allergic reaction she had to hair dye and how Cherish accidentally made her allergic reaction go viral. linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife Link to the Reddit Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3tyqsr/so_my_friend_had_a_pretty_ridiculous_allergic/ Link to Imgur Gallery: https://imgur.com/gallery/qmbrr#GmrCkDt --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week, Cherish and Laura talk about mental health, UFOs, and being scared of E.T.! Special guest Dave talks about his bad marijuana brownie journey. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week, Laura and Cherish DON'T talk about skinwalkers, a terrifying listener story, and special guest, Patrick, tells a horrific tale of how a friend's new shoes were destroyed by a literal shit storm. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

The road trip continues! This week, Cherish and Laura talk about sketchy Air BnBs, an exhale of a visit to Uncle Rick, and what happens when your keys fall in the ocean while on a roadtrip. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Road trip! This week, Cherish and Laura hit the road and talk about being hungover in your 30s, Door Dashers who share way too much information to get tips, and what happens when you eat old Chinese food in Ireland. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Today's stories include: Mushroom trips that bring you from a cozy living room fort, to HHEEEHELLLLLL, to having a lovely conversation with a friendly phone, to the freeway going 105 mph. How Marijuana induced psychosis turned an already bad day into something much, much darker. And what madness drove Cherish to say a swear loudly in public.

In this episode, Laura and Cherish talk about how giving a sarcastic bitch alcohol will make her say mean shit about your birthday, the importance of raising emotionally intelligent kids, and a disgustingly hilarious listener story about 2 girls, and 1 (menstrual) cup. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, Cherish talks to Laura (her sister from another mister) about many fun things, such as deadly snake bites, terrifying hitchhiking experiences, and doo doo people. www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, we talk about shopping in faith-based thrift stores, a bizarre missing person/murder case, and thinking about Elmo's World during sex! www.linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

TRIGGER WARNING - IN THIS EPISODE, WE DISCUSS PSYCHOLOGICAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE FROM A PARTNER. If you are currently experiencing partner abuse, listen for some advice, and inspiration to GET OUT OF IT, and please reach out to anyone who could help you! www.linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

We're back! This week we talk about all of the stupid things that happened to us this summer. Like terrifying toddler tantrums on airplanes, dogs attacking innocent creatures, and of course, sharting the bed. https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Do you miss us?! Well here is another little compilation of garbage we cut out of other episodes for you to be mildly entertained by while we finish our summer break. We will be back with regular episodes every Tuesday starting September 6th! https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife American Movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Movie Faux Reel Podcast: Dawn Borchardt sits down with the most interesting voices in indie film to talk about professional and personal growth in their filmmaking experiences, what their stories mean to them, and how their personal beliefs and histories interweave with the stories they share on screen. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

While we are on a little breaky poo, enjoy this episode full of a bunch of stuff that wasn't good enough to make it into a regular episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

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Meghan brought the "Impure lesbian bullshit" police report (go listen to Episode 2 for the whole crazy story!) and we read it for you. Also what embarassing thing could possibly happen in a car wash? Meghan knows. This may be the last episode for a few weeks while our summers get busy. Subscribe! Share! Review! Email us the worst day of YOUR life! https://linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Our true crime episode! This week we share our very own "hometown" murders. We have worked with murderers, had family members or friends murdered, or just heard of these murders that were eerily close to us. #Ssdgm, kids. These stories are as accurate as our memories, so expect errors. TRIGGER WARNING: MURDER, SOME GRUESOME DETAILS ARE INCLUDED. *Kenny friendly episode* Https://linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week Meghan shares more about her childhood including a tragic Valentine's day dance, life with unstable and abusive parents, and a not so funny story about a dog named Harry Balls. TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ This episode contains brief, true stories of sexual abuse, child neglect, emotional abuse, death of a baby chicken, extreme religious beliefs, drug and alcohol abuse, self harm, and physical abuse of an adult and a child. (She does not go into detail. We warn you in the episode before these stories begin.) And somehow, she makes it easy to listen to! https://linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

We had to ZoOm call this week and talked about our worst birthdays. We have all had a bad birthday, but did your mom sing to you from atop a table in front of the whole school? Were you locked out of your house while topless? Well... we were. *Kenny friendly episode* Https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week we talk about stalkers who love drugging babies, how absolutely terrifying it is to be someone's parent, and what a nightmare PMDD is. *Kenny friendly episode* https://linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week we learn all about our favorite embarassing childhood portraits, what "getting butt-juiced" is (it's not as bad as you think, but it's still bad.), and which major theme park Meghan is permanently banned from. https://linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Finally, the immaculate ejaculation story we've all been waiting for! As well as a number of other fun, kooky, "ejaccidents"! And some real solid survival advice... except maybe stab BEFORE you run. Let's all try to keep our bodily fluids to ourselves, please. Thenks. https://linktr.ee/Theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode we share some unfortunate, some funny, and some straight up shocking experiences with party drugs. Meghan shares about what her family was up to in the 80s (Trigger warning, physical abuse from a parent). She also tells us a couple more stories of almost dying.

So many lessons in this one. First, using people for free oysters is okay if those people flirt with your partner too much. Next, Disneyworld can be terrifying, both the rides, and the eating establishments. And finally, dating crazy people can be fun, but beware of their crazy sperm...also Meghan talks about her time living with hard-core hippie homesteaders who also happened to like being nude. https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

What is worse, "the D" (diarrhea) or "the C" (constipation)? What about 14 days of the C? Lots of fun nudity in front of strangers in this one! As well as the decision to start a gastrointestinal cult. *Kenny friendly episode* https://linktr.ee/theworstdayofmylife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Our very special guest today is the PeePaw, aka Cherish's husband. We discuss money, relationships, parenting, the military, and of course, shitting your pants just before boarding a 16 hour flight. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This episode has some fun stories like walking in on parents boning, accidentally making out with a stranger, and how a jar of pickled beets can send you to the ER. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Today, we have our special guest, Kenny Lane, from the Buddies on Buddies podcast share a riveting diarrhea story. We also discuss awful infections, fun times with goats, and the worst time to have a spider crawling on your face. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Listen to us talk about microphone etiquette while not even having our microphones plugged in for the first 5 minutes of this episode. Sorry! We also talk about potential merch (including penis straws), animal tongue kissing ex-boyfriends, and, of course, some fun diarrhea accidents. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

This week, we have a special guest buddy by the name of Shannon joining us. We talk a lot about naughty dogs, but also livestock massacres, and Italian honeymoon diarrhea. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Ghosts, grandpas, golf clubs, demonic possession and of course, diarrhea. This episode HAS. IT. ALL. Get ready for a wild ride. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Titties, breasts, and knockers. This episode is a lot of talk about boobs. Wearing fake ones, wanting big ones, and learning to love our oddly shaped ones. Even a third nipple story to round things out. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

*Trigger Warning* In this episode we talk about date rape. We also talk about being chased by wild boar while on drugs, a few incidents involving vibrators, a first-hand experience with being in jail, and of course, explosive diarrhea. (Not Kenny Friendly) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Cheaters! We share our stories of unknowingly being the other woman, cheaters breaking in through kitchen windows, and resorting to violence when catching a cheater. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

**Trigger warning In this episode we talk about sexual assault.** We also talk about rogue boners, smashing gigantic windows, and easily evading the Seattle police. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this very special episode, Cherish's daughter, Sofie, shares her story of the day her school bus crashed into a tree going 55 mph. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Meghan and Cherish record along side naughty, bad behavior boy, Stanley. Meghan tells of the trauma of finding erotic photographs of her mom, and the tale of jalapeño dick. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this week's extra LOOONG episode, Cherish and Meghan discuss how they met and how they each almost died. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Trapped by a flood, Meghan and Cherish have to record this episode via telephone. In this episode there are stories about clogging and overflowing toilets, magic penises, and what happens when a tiny dog meets sea lions up close. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, Cherish and Meghan discuss the worst days of their sexual lives.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

In this episode, Meghan shares a story of a diva cup incident, Cherish reads a story of some accidental nudity at a bank, and we learn that sneezing while driving is a great way to almost die. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

A simple mistake almost cost Meghan her eye sight and ruined what would have been an amazing, all-inclusive, Mexican vacation. *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support

Cherish and Meghan continue to struggle with recording equipment, as old women do. They discuss allergies, lactose intolerance, and getting revenge on homophobic assholes. Also why fishsticks sent Meghan to the doctor (it's not what you think) We were still very new to this podcasting thing! Give us a chance, we get better! *Kenny friendly episode* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theworstdayofmylife/support