Mike and Chris may not have gotten a rose, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be part of Bachelor Nation. This is a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about. Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about the wildest moments of these shows.
Look, we don't know how this qualifies either, but it counts! Our guest today was obsessed with this movie at a young age and who are we to say no to this! WE LOVE AMY MILLER! Get into this new episode of your favourite inconsistently released podcast We Didn't Get a Rose!xo linktr.ee/mikecarrozzalinktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@amymillercomedy
The boys are back back back again!We're covering an all-timer with a special guest, phenomenal stand-up comic and the homie Alyssa Yeoman.Make sure to follow us @wedidntgetarose and subscribe so you know when another episode comes. Check out Chris' other podcast Very Interesting with Chris Mejia. And Mike's Magic podcast Am I The Bolcast?alyssayeoman.com https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejia
The boys are back to chat about a rough one. We're so happy to have Kix back in the mix!Thanks for your patience with us. We're happy to be back :)@kisforkickass and @make_theshift@wedidntgetaroselinktr.ee/mikecarrozzalinktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
This week the guys are joined by Lindsay Adams once again to cover one of the worst movies we've had to cover, What Women Want. It's time to get into the …ugh…Mel Gibson vehicle that really, really was so beloved in its time in 2000. @lindsayadamsispopular@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
We're back! The boys talk about the incredibly fun technically-a-romcom Easy A with comedian and cartoonist Andrina Learmonth (Banana Moon Comics).https://instagram.com/bananamooncomicshttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys are back to chat about the Shakespeare-inspired Amanda Bynes coup de grace She's The Man. This week we're joined by hilarious comedian Arijana Ramic who much like Mike prefers the simplified pronunciation of her last name!Chris hated the movie like a loser. http://arijanaramic.comhttps://twitter.com/ArijanaRamichttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys are back with a pod fave Aaron Edwards to chat about 2004's Wimbledon starring Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst. @ayroned@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The boys are back with a movie we weren't sure would qualify!Cassie Cao (@thecassiecao) chose The Princess Diaries and we had a delightful chat about this great movie.@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Don't watch this movie. 27 Dresses was awful. Please follow us @wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy This movie sucked so hard! Please come see us live!
The boys are back and chatting about a really funny flick form 2008, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.Lots of funny moments to talk about and joining the guys is Will from the band Full Blown Meltdown whose album Mollify really should be blasting wherever you are. This episode opens with the chorus of the song Teeth Marks. Be sure to get the album if you enjoyed that!Follow!@fullblownmltdwn@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedyAlso check out Am I The Bolcast? Mike's podcast about Magic: The Gathering!
We finally got to it!One of the best romcoms ever, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, gets tackled in this episode. Steph Neale is back to chat about this top tier choice. Check out her podcast the Mommy Daddy podcast!@stephbabynealehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
We're back!Thanks for sticking with us, we missed you too!We cover the comedic fun times of Wedding Crashers as Byron Austin joins us to remind you that Wedding Crashers is in fact a ROMCOM!@byronaustincomedyhttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
Mia Jackson is back! She chose to cover 2002's Brown Sugar - a love letter to hip hop. While Mike and Chris were ready to clown on the movie, the discussion gets surprisingly deep!@miacomedyhttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys are back with another banger!Rebecca Reeds (@Rebeccareeds) of The Villain Was Right podcast joins again to talk about a romcom neither of us has heard of: Drive Me Crazy.There's talk of foreheads and high school and Chris falls out of his chair at some point!Check out Rebecca's podcast and her album Buddy.Chris is headlining the Hereafter in Seattle, get your tickets.See Mike with Zak Toscani and Abby Stonehouse in Ottawa, Montreal, and Howick! Links below!@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
We're back and this time wre've got a new format. Mike and Chris are joined by Lindsay Adams (@lindsayadamsispopular) who you know and love from her croissant reviews and the banger LA show Good Heroin.The gang chats about the 1999 “classic” Never Been Kissed. Chris and Mike had never seen it and straight up, it does NOT age well!Thanks for sticking with us! Love you!https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzxahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The finale of Charity's season - and you're never going to believe who she pi-it's Dotun. Obviously.The boys are joined by Anna Seregina! Check her out on Twitter @touchingcheeses and Instagram @cashmoneygrandpa@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The boys are back to cover the Men Tell All with WDGAR superstars Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B.Mike barely keeps it together while the rest of the crew derails and overall doesn't GAF about this episode. Enjoy!Tamara - @teemairElliott - @grentraddishWDGAR - @wedidntgetaroseChris - https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedyMike - https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
The boys are solo this week to discuss Charity's Fantasy Suites. We also make a pretty cool announcement about the future of the podcast. @wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedyThanks for listening everybody.
The boys are back to talk about Charity Lawson's Hometown dates with Aaron, Joey, Xavier, and Dotun!They're joined by Sophie James of Elevated Garbage. Check out her podcast Dumpter Diving Intellectuals, out tomorrow! Subscribe to it now!https://linktr.ee/elevatedgarbagehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The boys are back to talk about Charity and Dotun's real love, Xavier being the next Bachelor (predicting), and of course, Brayden finally going home.Follow Elliott https://linktr.ee/elliottgbMike https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzaChris https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys talk about Charity's blindspot for Brayden, Warwick's empty head, and Dotun's sweetness.They're joined by Lindsay Adams and Steph Neale! Check their feeds and projects out! @lindsayadamsispopular and @stephbabyneale@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The boys are joined by The Villain Was Right's Rebecca Reeds! Check her out @RebeccaReeds and listen to The Villain Was Right podcast wherever you get your listening!@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedyWe love you!
WE'RE BACK, BABY!Mike and Chris have returned for Season 20 of The Bachelorette, Charity Lawson's season! So far, so good!Our beloved, returning guests are Bria Hiebert (@unclebria on IG) and Tamara Shevon (@teemair on IG/Twitter). Please check out and subscribe to their new podcast the Pretty, Bitchy Podcast. Get tickets for Ghost Orgy on July 8th in Vancouver!Mike Carrozza https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzaChris Mejia https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedyCheck Mike out at Fest (Gainesville, FL) in October and New Friends Fest (Montreal) in August Check out Chris' monthly show at Showboats called Good Comedy. Vancouver July 21st-23rd. Other dates in Portland to be announced. Thanks for listening! Love you!
The boys are joined by Anica Cihla a little before the return of the Bach Franchise to talk about a truly horrendous series on Netflix called 28 Days Haunted.@AnicaSeelie on Twitter and Instagram. Get on the Horse Kickstarterhttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetaroseWE'LL BE BACK FOR CHARITY'S SEASON!
Mike finally gave in and Chris gets a dream come true episode.We covered all of MILF Manor's first season (only season) with Emma Arnold and Elliott G-B.Emma's album Myself comes out this Friday April 28th! Pre-order it on Blonde Medicine and check out the special. emmaarnoldcomedy.com@grentraddishhttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
It's finally over! TorioftheVast of Scrybabies joins us to talk smack about Zach! A three-hour finale? Who for? Get outta here. We loved Ariel and Gabi. We hope Kaity is happy but my god please get this man out of my face!@TorioftheVast on Twitter and TikTokhttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetaroseSEE YOU IN JUNE!
This episode was so infuriating we barely recapped it!We talk tell all for a bit, but then talk about how much we hate Zach, what else is new!No guest this week, just the boys.https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Hometowns are always boring! Mike and Chris are joined by Rebecca Reeds (The Villain Was Right) and Stephanie Neale to talk Zach's Hometowns among other things. @rebeccareeds@stephbabyneale@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Mike and Chris are joined by Tori and Lua of the Scrybabies, a Magic: The Gathering content creation duo! We talk about the most boring man alive, how mean he was to Greer and how Brooklyn deserved better.What a mess!@TorioftheVast@Luastardust@Scrybabies@wedidntgetaroselinktr.ee/mikecarrozzalinktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The boys are joined once again by WDGAR all-star Tamara Shevon (@Teemair on IG and TikTok) to talk about an episode where something actually happens. Go Brooklyn and Arielle! And that candle was hilarious.Get Table Wine by Tamara Shevon available March 11th.https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
This week the boys are back with The Villain Was Right's own Rebecca Reeds! We've roped Rebecca into an episode to talk shit about Zach, his covid cancellations, virtual dates, and how little empathy he has. Let's not forget Gabi stepping over Greer!@rebeccareeds on instagram and twitter and check out The Villain Was Right podcast. Don't forget to check out her album Buddy on all streaming platforms!https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
Mia Jackson returns! @MiaComedy on socials make sure you see her when she comes to your city!Mia joins the boys to talk about Christina's babbling, the producers' messiness with an early overnight date, Brianna's ambivalence, and Ariel's hot flirting. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Episode 2 of Zach Shallcross' season of The BachelorBad Bitch Energy flops, Tahzjuan wants in, Brianna confronts Christina, and does Zach really wanna be a dad?https://www.instagram.com/grentraddish/https://www.instagram.com/kisforkickass/https://www.instagram.com/wedidntgetarose/https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
WE'RE BACK!Season 27 of The Bachelor is underway with Zach Shallcross. We meet the women, including the queen Madison (bye!)Joining us are fan favourites Aaron Edwards and Tamara Shevon@ayroned@teemair@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Mike and Chris are joined by the ever so wonderful and talented Sophie Buddle (https://linktr.ee/Sophbuds) and Mayce Galoni (https://linktr.ee/maycegaloni).Returning at their own request! AND REGRETTING IT!What an awful season. We're not sure what we're going to do next!https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys are fed up. Mike is high for your enjoyment.https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
Can you tell we're over it? We can't wait for Paradise to start instead. One of the worst seasons in the history of the show. I yearn for the days of Matt James now. Isn't that nuts?Mike says “Fuck you” like 40 times.@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
The boys are joined by first time Bachelor viewer Akeem Woods for one of the absolute worst episodes of this show we've ever seen.Honestly, this franchise is screwing the pooch right now.We'll have Akeem back on for a limo entrance episode because that'll be very fun.akeemwoods.comhttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys are guestless and reckless this week to talk Hometowns.Mike is over this season! Let's yell about it.@wedidntgetarosehttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
Mike is without sweet baby boy Chris this week but is joined by power couple of Canadian comedy royalty, Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni!Mike, Sophie, and Mayce get really sidetracked and discuss not just this episode but the whole season.Sophie has a podcast called ObsessedInstagram @sophbudsTwitter @SophieBuddleTwitter and TikTok @maycegalonihttps://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose
The boys are back with fantastic guests Kelly Johns and James O'Hara.We talk about Logan's flip flopping and all the dates this episode.Check out Kelly @KellJohns on IG and kellyjohnsofficial on TikTok and YouTube.Check out James @JamesOHaraAF and his new album coming out September 16th called I Love You and I am Tired on Howl & Roar records. @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and InstagramLinktr.ee/chrismejiacomedyLinktr.ee/mikecarrozza
The boys are back and this time are joined by Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.They discuss the opening group date where contestants bared all, Rachel and Gabby's respective one on one dates, and of course the stupidity that is Chris (the guy on the show, not Mejia).Check out our comedy and music!http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttp://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@KelceyAyerLocal Natives and Jaws of Love are dropping new music soon!
The boys are back! Elliott GB (@grentraddish) joins Mike and Chris to talk about this history making season.Two Bachelorettes! Roby the Magician! Twins!It all happens here!linktr.ee/mikecarrozzalinktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy@wedidntgetarose on Twitter and IG
FINALLYIt's over!Mike and Chris are joined by returning guests Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B.We're all over the place on this one but the honest truth is we're thankful to be release from the prison that was this season.We'll be back when the shows are back! Follow us at @wedidntgetaroseElliott - @grentraddishTamara - @teemairChris - @tophermejiaMike - @mikecarrozzaLove you!
***Sorry for Mike's shitty mic quality! The wrong mic recorded!***This week, our sweet Chris Mejia is not in, but we have great guests for cover the Tell All and Fantasy Suites. Returning for the first time in a long time, Chelsea Larkin (@chelslark on IG and TikTok) and first timer Austin Huff (@austinhuff and @korkedbats) join Mike to chat about the loud and ridiculous Tell All as well as the boring but out with a bang (or bangs) Fantasy Suites!@mikecarrozza@tophermejia@wedidntgetarose
The boys are joined by sweet angel Kelcey Ayer once again! You know him from past episodes of this podcast and of course bands Local Natives and Jaws of Love.@kelceyayer and check out his LA comedy show Human Soup with Hunk Mike Bridenstine! (All three of the boys have appeared on the podcast Hunk with Mike Bridenstine!)@tophermejia http://linktr.ee/tophermejia@mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza@wedidntgetarose
The boys continue through Clayton Echard's Bachelor journey - a real chore of a season!But it does let us have fun with excellent guests! This week, Brandon Smith and Brandon Pope of Two Bros and a Rose podcast join us to talk about how excited we are for the Tell All and how dumb the therapy date was.@twobrosandarose@bpopetv@brandonearl_http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttp://linktr.ee/tophermejia@wedidntgetarose
The boys are joined by Shaun Murphy (and very briefly at the beginning by Tamara Shevon) to talk 2 on 1 and the value of villains in this franchise.Shaun Murphy is @iamshaunmurphy on IG and Twitter and has an excellent comedy album and special out called Neal. Check it out on YouTube or wherever you get your music!https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzahttps://linktr.ee/tophermejia@wedidntgetarose
This week the boys are joined by Natalie Allen (Chris' beloved) and her friend Jay to talk about how awful Shanae is!follow the podcast @wedidntgetarosehttp://linktr.ee/tophermejiahttp://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
The boys are talking Shrimpgate with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB on this week's episode.Tamara - @teemair check out her album Purse WineElliott - @grentraddish check out Teach Me a Lesson podcastChris - http://linktr.ee/tophermejiaMike - http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozzaPodcast IG and Twitter @wedidntgetarose
This week, the boys are joined by DeAnne Smith, Nicole Weiss, and Kix McRae!We BEG of The Bachelor to give us A SINGLE BIT OF PERSONALITY OUT OF CLAYTON!Shanae is a villain and Cassidy gives us some fun lines on the way out.DeAnne: @deanne_smithNicole: @upwardsomething and @nicole___weissKix: @kisforkickassChris: https://linktr.ee/tophermejiaMike: https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza@wedidntgetarose
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