We Slay Things

The Breakfast Club continue to escort some fancy-pants elves across space only to run into a group of funny-pants. Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded October 22, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings 

The Breakfast Club celebrate their recent murder by helping some poor unfortunate souls.  Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded October 15, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club heads back to Utopia Station to find and apprehend an evil and deprived villain!  Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded October 8, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast club board the Mindflayers ship and find exactly what you'd expect, profit! Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded October 1, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club head out into deep space, looking for any help they can find to capture or kill a rouge crime lord.  Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded September 11, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

As the Breakfast Club prepares for an even bigger adventure, we take some time to discuss our IRL views of D&D. 

The Breakfast Club seeks information and a confrontation with Evon Zimm, a crime lord known far and wide for ruthlessness.  Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded September 3, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club gets down to business and attempts to sell the pirate ship they came across the last episode.  Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded August 27, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club heads back to Uforia Station but runs into a few friends along the way.  Edited by Andrew GaborRecorded August 21, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyMusic by Nick MorrisFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

And we're back! After a summer break, the podcast returns! The Breakfast club head to a moon to deliver a special package. Surely nothing will go wrong.  Edited by Andrew GaborEpisode Art by Andrew Gabor on MidjourneyFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Please enjoy this other campaign that we do, based in the Greek'ish DND world of Theros.  Edited by Andrew GaborEpisode Art by Svetlin Velinov on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeWatch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearthLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club head to ops to find a treat for a dear friend.  Recorded on July 9, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Danil Sharandin on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club explores a new place to cause havoc, Uforia Station. This crime-ridden drug den of a station is just the right place for our degenerate group of adventurers.  Recorded on July 2, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Timothy Dykes on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club leaves the desert plant after doing many good deeds on their way to Utopia Station. They make a new friend along the way.  Season 2 Episode 14Recorded on June 26, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Ben Erdt on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club prepared to get out of Dodge and reflect on the "friends" they have made along the way.  Season 2 Episode 13Recorded on June 5, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Edward Denton on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club attempts to climb out of the hole they put themselves in, and Omega fails to reach for the stars.  Season 2 Episode 12Recorded on May 28, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Molly Heady-Carroll on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club arrives at the underground home of The Great One. This god-like creature has an offer the Club can't refuse.  Season 2 Episode 11Recorded on May 14, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Katy Grierson on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club finds themselves in an underground city, and chaos ensues.  Season 2 Episode 10Recorded on May 7, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Matthew Kean on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club get a new job with the Major Minors and find out what it means to be lost in the dark. Season 2 Episode 9Recorded on April 30, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Thomasz Marczak on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings 

The Breakfast Club finds themselves being jumped in the middle of a road and in search of a new job.  Season 2 Episode 8Recorded on April 23, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Thomasz Marczak on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club does some janitorial work and tries to clean up their own mess with the sneks.  Season 2 Episode 7Recorded on April 16, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Julia Lundgren on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The Breakfast Club do the unthinkable, they buy a house IN THIS MARKET! Then they get a call from deep space. Ummm? Season 2 Episode 6Recorded on April 3, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Julia Lundgren on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Heading to a moon for a vacation just to come back down to the hell planet to do a little... cleaning up.  Season 2 Episode 5Recorded on March 27, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Victor Maiorino Fernandes on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

The evil'ish 7 get a new job, escorting Sav, a beloved slum lord.  Season 2 Episode 4Recorded on March 20, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Valerie Di Matteo on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Well, this was a short campaign... Season 2 Episode 3Recorded on March 5, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Beeple on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

This new crew sets off on their first real mission, only to find it... crawling with chaos.  Season 2 Episode 2Recorded on February 26, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Tijs van Leur on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

It's a new campaign, set far in the future. With new tools, new toys, and new characters, this is are most epic adventure yet! Season 2 Episode 1Recorded on February 12, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborMusic by Nick MorrisEpisode Art by Willem van Biljon on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

At long last, it's what you've been asking for: a battle to the death between Twiggy and Belisar! Who will win?!?!? Season 5.36 Episode 115Recorded on Feburary 25, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborEpisode Art by Jeff GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 ends their adventures with celebrations and a final breakfast. Join the group as they celebrate the end of a grand journey. Season 5.35 Episode 114Recorded on January 8, 2022Edited by Andrew GaborEpisode Art by Sylvain Sarrailh on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings 

AL 381 stand atop their carrier, both literally and figuratively. As they battle the biggest, baddest, bad-guy the world has ever seen... this is THE LAST BATTLE!Season 5.34 Episode 113Recorded on December 18, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborEpisode Art by Shoji Takase on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 approach the end of their world, coming face to face with Jethro Jeffries, Villian's Inc., and the army of the dead. With an army of their own, will AL 381 survive?  Season 5.33 Episode 112Recorded on December 11, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 comes face to face with the BBEG's lieutenant. Can Belisar's Buzzsaw save the day?+ Season 5.32 Episode 111Recorded on December 4, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Lucius McCauley on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

As the final chapter in AL 381's adventures approach, the party enters the bigger blacker tower of the BBEG! Season 5.31 Episode 110Recorded on November 20, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Lucas Kohoko on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

This is the third attempt to upload ep. 109. If you have other versions, please delete them. Sorry for the technical difficulties!   AL 381 confronts the BBEG and finds the super big Terrasque looking to sell Waterdeep a new storm door.  Season 5.30 Episode 109Recorded on October 31, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Alessandro Costintini on ArtstationFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 come toe to toe with one of the most feared gods and are taken to THE BONE ZONE Season 5.29 Episode 108Recorded on October 24, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Nik Demidko on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 Return to their compound and gather their allies, so Belisar and his friends can SAFE THE FREAKING WORLD! Season 5.28 Episode 107Recorded on October 10, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Tim Marshall on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 spends some quality time in Neverwinter hanging out with an extremely hostile ancient dragon. The fireside chat is to die for. Season 5.27 Episode 106Recorded on September 25, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Jonathan Kemper on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 heads back to Neverwinter, seeking information on how to find Jethro Jefferies. Instead, they are given an offer too good to be true.  Season 5.26 Episode 105Recorded on September 18, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 takes stock after the big battle and finds themselves face to face with the Devil himself. Season 5.25 Episode 104Recorded on September 24, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Javardh on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 continues their battle to save their cherished compound. Twiggy Targaryen shows Villians Inc just what it means to incur her wrath. Season 5.24 Episode 103Recorded on August 28, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings 

After discovering the treachery of Jethro Jeffries, AL 381 must face him, and his army. The AL 381 compound may not survive. Season 5.23 Episode 102Recorded on August 7, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Possessed Photography on UnsplahFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings 

AL 381 returns to their compound looking for Quvin, their "wizard" intern who has gone missing. Instead, they call for Battlestations. Season 5.22 Episode 101Recorded on July 16, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

This is it, we've made it! Episode 100 is here and AL 381 sits back and reflects on all the war crimes they've "accidentally" committed.  Season 5.21 Episode 100Recorded on November 13, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 has finally made it; they have finally discovered who has been hoarding and destroying precious magical items. The WHY is horrifying. And so is their downfall. Season 5.20 Episode 99Recorded on July 3, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

AL 381 continues to raid the dark and sinister temple, finding a library and making Zauber's nightmares come true. Season 5.19 Episode 98Recorded on June 6, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Lex Productions on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

This episode has VERY bad audio quality. If you want to know what happens, without being masochistic, here it is: AL 381 enters the big bad temple and runs into some metal robotic constructs and then kills them. They then tip over some nasty cauldrons filled with body parts and Belisar pukes everywhere. They open a door to find some unarmed worshipers who Zauber quickly nukes with a fireball. That's about it.  Season 5.18 Episode 97Recorded on May 29, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Ramazan Tokay on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Season 5.17 Episode 96Recorded on May 22, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Erik Mclean on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Season 5.16 Episode 95Recorded on May 15, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Alvaro Serrano on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Season 5.15 Episode 94Recorded on May 7, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Jeremy Bezanger on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Season 5.14 Episode 93Recorded on May 1, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings

Season 5.13 Episode 92Recorded on April 24, 2021Edited by Andrew GaborPhoto by Calvin Shellwell on UnsplashFind our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTubeLike our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings