What the F**k History

Sometimes you just have to led some kind of deity inside you... whatever that means to you. No shaming on this podcast. However, on this podcast this week, Matt talks about a spooky chick named Pearl, Zachary discusses the best way to win a frozen navel war, and Meghan makes us miss the age of exploration and really bad names. So get on your knees, put on your headphones, and come with us as we as... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're lining up the shot as we speak... mostly because we're mouthing off again! What else is new? Meghan talks about a blizzard, Matt talks about some special mad lad, and Zachary discusses why hell truly has no fury like a woman scorned. So if you think revenge is sexy and blizzards suck, get ready to join us in asking... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You son of a bi**h... I'm in... and so isn't a few characters in this weeks episode! This week Meghan talks about a woman who can't stop getting out of her comfort zone, Matt talks about a little wild boy, and Zachary talks about a real fake town. So get ready for another night of fancy and farces as we ask.. what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry for the technical issues last week, but we're back in a big way. What other way do we know how to be after all? This week Zachary once again decides that every week is spooky week and gives us a vampire tale, Meghan talks the most famous woman you've never heard of, and Matt talks about a place that no one is allowed to visit. So come waste away with us in what definitely isn't margaritaville, while we ask.. what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do our best to make some lemonade this week as things are thrown off by the passing of a dear friend. But we soldier on and do our best to make some light in dark time. Matt talks a heartfelt story about a WWII dog, Meghan gets indecent about hurricanes, and Zachary talks about the British war FOR drugs. So strap in and get ready as we release the first episode recorded in 2025 and ask along with us... what the f**k history?!In honor of Steve, if you wish to make donation to please follow the links belowhttps://www.peacecorps.gov/donate/peace-corps-fund/https://secure.habitat.org/site/Donation2?df_id=7212&mfc_pref=T&7212.donation=form1&keyword=button-header-single What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting this one down and dirty and unedited! Sometimes history is funny, and by funny we do mean hard to figure out if it's truthful or not. Sometimes, you just gotta wing it. And wing it we do this week as Zachary talks dolls, Meghan talks some science ladies and bones, and Matt talks about the best and worst friends to man. So sit down, relax, and come join us as we once again ask... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Matt, Meghan, and Zachary in the morning and we welcome you, Crustacean Nation, to this planets finest radio program. Except it's not really a radio program is it..? Kinda..? Either way, we're here to bring you another week of wet and wild fun. Zachary talks about some lobster shenanigans, Meghan claims that they don't make whores like they used to, and Matt talks about how to die of deliciousness. So sit back, relax, check your popcorn for diseases before digestion, and join us in asking... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

First episode of the year and we're already in it for the chaos! Having recorded back in gales of November we remember a certain ship or at least Zachary does. And along with him Matt talking about how the government hates poor people, and Meghan talks rich ladies and their habits. So come start the new year right, by breaking all of our promises to be good for once just after the first week of January! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well folks, it's that time of year again and we've done our best to make the nice list! So come around the hearth and celebrate with us we we talk about some of our favorite holiday history. Matt talks reminds us about a classic poem we all know and love, Meghan talks traditions from across the ocean, and Zachary has a few things to say about White House Christmas trees. So grab a cup of hot cocoa, snuggle all warm in your beds, and help us ask... what the heck history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a weird week we have getting ready for the crimbus holiday. Papa Zachary fell asleep in his recliner again but Meghan and Matt are here to pick up the slack! Matt talks about a real fake sate that never happened, and Meghan brings yet another rich lady tale. So get ready for a bit of a weird week but don't worry, we're still asking... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guess who's back? Meghan's back so tell a friend! While it might not have seemed like she was gone, the timeline got thrown out of equilibrium so to us it seems like she was just on vacation! So enjoy the return of the queen as this week Meghan talks hotels, Matt talks big about boats, and Zachary gives us another tale of alcoholic tidal waves. So sit back, celebrate the return, and join us in asking... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Halloween, the holiday so nice we did it twice! That's right, we decided one history of cryptids wasn't enough so we decided to give you even more! Including some info about our favorite cryptid, Benjamin Franklin. So sit back, get spooky again, and join us as we ask... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Halloween you fantastic history f**kers! What costumes did you bring to the party? This year we made sure to shamble out of the woods in regular fashion to tell you some history of our favorites cryptids, besides ourselves! So no tricks, all treats, as we once again wail out... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It might be thot-umn now but for Nero, it's always brat summer! Some come join us and our friend Zoey on the last leg of the We Miss Meghan tour! If you love crazy Roman emperors, you're not gonna want to miss this one! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well we continue the We Miss Meghan tour with two old friends, Drew and Andrew, who left us with more questions than answers last time they were here. But we're happy to have them back as we talk about the competitive world of walking (yes you heard that right) and Japan's first man in space. So join us as we get a little help from our friends this week in asking... what the f**k history?See Andrews art and support his new show Boyfriend Material here!https://andrewrosas.square.site/https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/boyfriend-material/id1748599133Support Drew and his film Raca here!https://seedandspark.com/fund/raca#story What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Boyz Night tonight! Meghan starts her vacation and we officially begin the We Miss Meghan tour as Zachary and Matt keep on trucking. This week Zachary talks about one hell of a marathon and Matt discusses a favorite Roman nut job. So come join in on Boyz Night, a non-gender exclusive party, as we once again ask... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well hello there old sport, we're not here to give a bum rap to anyone but we certainly are ready to once again to talk about some humdinger history. This week Zachary gets dandy about well a dandy, Meghan uses a very American measuring system for some clouds, and Matt talks about a s**ty situation. So come one down, get cozy, and once again dive in to a few things that make us just say... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More mattresses means more fun, right... right?! Well we hope so. Because we have 110-120 mattresses we have to off load by the end of the episode! This week Matt talks code and specifically how to break it, Meghan gets real weird about Ohio, and Zachary talks about a little old lady who killed a man. So come help us lug around these 120-130 mattresses and ask the question, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well.. he did it again.. that a**hole! Yes we're talking about Zachary! He once again took all the time this week to talk about a tier list. But it's okay because it's a really good tier list! We promise. But Meghan also gets some time to talk about the man who invented a more mobile lifestyle on two legs. So if S tier head protection and wheeled feet sound fun to you, join us this week as we once again ask... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time, we're finally doing it. And by it, I mean one of the most f**ked up experiments in history. Isn't science fun? This week Matt talks Stanford, and Zachary talks pirate babes. So if you like to sail the high seas or cause lasting trauma to students, come join us in not asking if we could, or if we should. But rather asking... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes history is hot to go too, at least we'd like to think so! This week we get back to the weirdest we can find as Meghan talks about the history of golf, Matt brings us another WWII story (who would have guessed), and Zachary talks about a bada** babe with a gun that most certainly knows how to use it. He has a type, what can we say! So come join us in asking the important questions... like what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It wouldn't be a Triumvirate Production (plus Steve) without a few technical hiccups. But in spite of technology trying it's best to keep us down, we're rolling out one hundred whether the universe is ready or not! At a nostalgia fest, based solely on us, we look back with some of our favorite people at the moments that made us say... what the f**k history. What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're going to apologize in advance as Zachary once again kills the vibe by talking about something important even if it's not hilarious. So get ready for a weird one as Zachary talks about tin soldiers and Nixon coming, Meghan talks about some absolutely wild wind, and Matt gives us a woman who has quite a way with words. So pick up your picket signs, call your representatives (we actually f**king mean it), and join voices as we all yell out... what the f**k history!? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry to keep you waiting.. huh? Well don't worry it's well worth the wait as we once again buckle up in the Ford Tacoma, setting phasers from stun to kill, and do the time warp again. This week Meghan once again talks about some sort of historical water sports... kinda, Matt once again brings a man from history who's story is mostly hearsay, and Zachary brings the oldest version of Big Boss out of hiding. So come with us to our heaven. Our historical... outer haven if you will so we can relax, get rowdy, and ask what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Three friends enter, three friends leave, a good time is had by all... look just because it sounds like one, we don't have to treat the iron jungle gym like it fighting arena! You're all animals... jeeze... well if you're still here get ready for a talk on the horrors of leprosy, the queen's favorite non-child, and some a** water. Trust us, it's better not to ask. But if you must, ask along with us the eternal question. What the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're a little weird, we admit that. But sometimes we have banger ideas. Such as our new TV sitcom pitch ghost horse! No further explanation will be given or is needed. So join us this week for ghost horses, heavy metal Christmas traditions, a dude named Chick, and a really wild sword. So if any of that sounds interesting, or you're a TV exec looking for a new pilot, sit back and join us in asking... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes we think we know people... but what deep dark secrets do they hide... Well! We're about to find one out as this week things get wild. Zachary spills some major beans, Meghan talks about one Hel of a liar, and Matt talks about just one of the many reasons the police system in the United States is broken. So sit back, relax, try not to pass out from appalling news, and join us in asking... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know what you need? A little more James in your life. At least that's what we think. From the insane April Fools episode comes the out takes and prerecording shenanigans of our time with James. Maybe he'll come again next year like some kind of fool gremlin, tricking us into more weird coincidences and cartoon p**n... who's to say? But until then join us and James... After Dark... What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now with more James than ever! If you couldn't get enough James, well here is the perfect show for you! This week we ask our friend, you guessed it, James to help us out with a little history lesson. And man... it's all connected man... like in a big weird web man... well anyway this week we get a little extra crazy, as is our April tradition. So sit back, relax, and join us in asking, what the f**k James?! Follow James on Twitchhttps://www.twitch.tv/james_the_jokeSee James's movie reviews on Letterboxdhttps://letterboxd.com/jamesthejok What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look we're a little late but we're here. The Ford Tacoma got stuck wicked bad in a ouroboros pothole and you know how that goes... as a consolation here is the full unedited episode! Normally only for our special patron listeners. And in an extra special way this week, Meghan talks aliens and merry old England, Matt talks about a certain French spy, and Zachary finally discusses another heinous gentleman of history. So help us winch this truck out, grab a cold one, and exclaim with us... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week with our lovely guests, it's nice to get back home to just us... well we'd say nice but you know us and how wild we get. So you wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts! Matt talks about our boy Adrian once again, Zachary talks about something that is normally Meghan's game, and Meghan in retaliation does noting but she does talk about a mad mystery woman. So join us once again this week as we ask the important questions. Mostly just asking, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't it aways seem to go, you don't know what you got until you have on guests as weird as you are and it really makes you think. That's how that lyric goes, right? Either way we had the please of having Historical Blunders podcast join us in our insanity this week! As we talked about mad man bulldozers, sick horses, and the a man that would make Samuel L Jackson say damn, that's a bad motha f**ker. So sit back, enjoy the extra voices, and join us in a resounding chorus as we all as... what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

90?! When the hel did we get so old?! It's hard to believe that we're only 10 away from the big hundred... but you better believe it because it's true! Also, believe that we ain't letting up as this week Matt talks about a man who fought in not one but two world wars, Meghan gets freaky with some alien nonsense, and Zachary grabs his bagpipes and lock picks for a heist for all of Scotland. So buckle up, don't get abducted, and join us as we ask the important question... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the attack of the killer tomatoes and other wacky stories, as we once again dive on into the weirdest that history has to offer. Zachary wraps up some wild west shenanigans, Matt talks deadly fruits (fight us, they're a fruit), and Meghan talks panda ethics. Spoiler alert, we had none in the past. So get ready to get wacky, wild, and full of lycopene as we once again ask... what the f**k history?!Also thanks to our sponsor of this weeks episode, MagicMind. Use the link https://www.magicmind.com/JANwhistory and coupon code WHISTORY20 to get an exclusive offer until the end of the month. What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We'll be your huckleberry, this week and every other week we have an episode! This week we get ye haw as f**k! With Zachary talking about the insane man known as Doc Holiday, Meghan talking about our one true savior Dolly Parton, and Matt making light of a whole lotta rats. So saddle up, meet us in the street at high noon, and get ready to quick draw with us as we ask what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Yuletides and a fabulous Festivus, if you were waiting for us under your tree, this is the closest you're gonna get! With sugar plums firmly in our bellies and not dancing, we get back to it. Matt tells us about a gorilla and a plane, Zachary talks about a game you should never play, and Meghan gets really weird with hair... anyway... come sit down and relax while we all recount the best, the worst, and the weirdest while we ask, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got big lumpy knobs and weird a f**k history! This week we dig down deep as Matt talks about a submarine with a plumbing problem, Zachary discusses his love for how bad we were at medicine, and Meghan talks about a whole place made of corn! Ooops, all corn I guess. So enjoy, pop some of those wild kernels, and enjoy that salty snack as we all as... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fat full of turkey and pie, we waddle our way back into the Ford Tacoma for another week of what the f**k. This time Meghan takes the wheel to start by talking about the famous African samurai, Matt talks about one hell of an axe murder, and Zachary talks about the most magnificently named man we've discussed to date. So if you have any leftover pie, well it's probably bad by now so go buy some more and sit down with us as we ask, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We might not be heading to the Malibu Beach, but we are heading back in history to find the wackiest things possible for you! Matt talks about the time the radio got a bit too real, Meghan talks about some dude bro castle craziness, and Zachary once again gets wild with some Viking bros. So get in the pink Cadillac, put on your best sunglass, and ride off with us as we all ask, what the f**k history!? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's better than a Halloween episode and a bonus After Dark? Why the powerful combination of the two!! So that's what we gave you! Now go enjoy this full unedited and extra wild episode where Matt and Zachary discuss missing peoples, and Meghan talks about how horrible mental health care is in this country. So sit back, get spooky (albeit a bit late), and join us in saying... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wanna go fast, and if they're handing out prizes for historical fact finding... well we aren't always the best at it but damn do we try for gold. So jump on in and get things mostly right and always funny as Matt talks about a fisherman who doesn't give up, Meghan talks about a guy who just wanted to kill people, and Zachary talks about the worst sports rivalry ever. Like seriously ever. So hoist the anchor, unfurl the main sail, and lets hit the open ocean as we all shout from the crows nest, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well folks it looks like Zachary is gonna take all the time once again. But at least we learn to share as we swap who gets to tell the second story while Zachary continues to talk all things Blair Mountain. But this week Matt talks about some wild taxes, some sheep, and disputes between the British and the United States. Who would have guessed that would happen? So sit down, stand up, do the hokey pokey, but mostly just listen as we once again ask, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Solidarity forever, and more stories about the terrible things we've done as a group of peoples. That's right folks, we are back and we are coming in swinging. At least one of us is as Zachary takes up more time than he should talking about unions, Matt gets skipped over because see aforementioned taking up too much time, and Meghan talks about one insatiable woman. So sit back, sign up for your membership card, and get ready to ask with us, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get up off your butts and come demand that which is rightfully deserved, justice for a cow who died well along time ago. And if that doesn't sound appealing, well then just listen to your three favorite idiots blather on about history. This week Meghan gets Paleolithic on some rich dude, Zachary demands the titular cow justice, and Matt brings us a good story about a good girl. So grab your signs, take to the internet, and scream out with us what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy f**king ghost we are back and ready to party with that good communion wine! We've arrived better late than never, to bring you some of the wildest west stories, the real gay agenda (according to Meghan), and Matt talks about some real Inglorious Bastards kinda sorta.. so while we may have gotten here late, we brought lots of drinks so don't be too mad at us as we pull up and ask, what the f**k history! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wait, what's this? After Dark doesn't come out on the regular feed? Well this week it does! That's right folks, just for you all we're showing off what the podcast is like before we hit the proper record button, you know the bigger one slightly left of the other one. So in case you're curious about the Patreon or just one a week of extra us, you're welcome and enjoy joining us... After Dark. What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We promised you the goods and now we are here to deliver, so don't say we never did nothing for you! Zachary once again (eagerly) dives back into a subject he claims to know a lot about, Matt brings up the no-so-princess who had to deal with the consequences of her own actions, and Meghan talks about the Japanese island of all of our dreams. So strap in, sit tight, and don't fidget too much in the back seat or so help us, we'll turn this Ford Tacoma around, and join in as we ask what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We come back swinging this week as Matt gets us right off track right away with a never ending bit we wish we came up with. Well instead we found three other dumb stories from long long ago. Zachary talks about a war of bread and no butter, Matt brings up our boy Benny Franks, and Meghan talks about a boy who just wanted to build castles. So get ready, get seated, and get something else (we don't care what it's your choice) while you join us in asking, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Three quarters of the way there and holy hell we haven't gotten any less troublesome have we? This week we get a little mean spirited for the fireworks extravaganza that is the fourth but in all fairness, America hasn't been that good this year so we didn't feel like throwing it a birthday party. However, Meghan is ready to talk about a warrior woman with mile long mammaries, Zachary gets wild about pirates yet again, and Matt talks about a woman so bada** that she should have been a pirate. So as we once again find ourselves on watch lists and definitely late to the party, come join in anyway as we ask... what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And kiss they do as we get all lovey dovey (in a way) this week with another set of weird stuff no one really wanted us to know. Meghan this week talks about some elephant riding ladies, Matt discusses the pros and cons of war time tree maintenance, and Zachary talks about a bit of lunar problem we tried to solve the American way. We continue to apologize as we still have a few technical difficulties but we promise, they will be fixed soon. But in spite, or full of spite you choose, these issues we hope you'll still join us in asking, with gusto this time, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You love us because of our flaws, not just in spite of them right? Because we have a little oopsie on Matt's audio this week so while it might not be the best quality, the jokes are still top notch. Zachary pulls a 90s slam cut on us while talking about science and sex raves, while Meghan forgets a title but brings the heat with a possible historical shit post, and Matt brings quite the caboose on the end with another story from the second World War. So despite a little bit of tinny voice on one track, we still invite you to get weird with us once again as we ask, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.