A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

WHO KNEW there was so much passion about bidets??? Kellie asked, “To bidet or not to bidet?” and the podcast family answered! You'll hear all the reasons why bidets are the must-have accessory for your toilet with a little side of TMI.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor!  Having a personalized nutritionist used to cost big bucks, but not any more with Fay! Listeners of A Sandwich and Some Lovin' can qualify to see a registered dietitian for as little as $0 by visiting FayNutrition.com/SANDWICH.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To bidet or not to bidet? THAT is the question. As maturely as possible, Kellie and Allen discuss her desire for getting a bidet and his reluctance to do so. Then all that maturity goes to hell in a hand basket when Allen shares his ChatGPT history, which includes alternative names for toilets and the most creative ways to say you need to take a poop.  Time is running out if you want to join Allen and Bad Influence Jeff at Mexico! This is NOT an official Podcast Family Vacation, but if you'd like to hang out, they'll be staying at the all-adult but optional all-inclusive Reef 28 in Playa del Carmen July 2-6, 2025.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor!  Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich right now during their Fourth of July Sale, and you can save 27% sitewide. This is exclusive for listeners of a Sandwich and Some Lovin'.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our Father's Day episode!! Allen is a little rattled from being forced out of his podcast office and his itchy head, but it leads to a story that he wants to add to the list of Kellie's Ailments. She doesn't think it qualifies. Allen is highly disturbed by the use of AI to recreate biblical figures — especially our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. With Emma Kelly heading off to college, Kellie and Allen contemplate what life will be like as they get closer to their empty nest phase of life. While dreaming of future travels, it lead to a trip down memory lane and an unfortunate event — or two — that happened that one time they went to wine country.  It's official! Allen and Bad Influence Jeff are going to Mexico and you're invited! This is NOT an official podcast family vacation and there are NO special podcast family packages. But! If you'd like to go hang out, Allen will give you all the details, which you can also find on the podcast's Instagram page @asandwichandsomelovin.   Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Try your new trusty favorites with an exclusive set for our listeners. New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping at ThriveCausemetics.com/SANDWICH.   Switch up your summer look. Go to paireyewear.com and use code LOVIN for 15% off your first pair.  And support our show by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a high school graduate! Emma Kelly graduated from high school and you'll hear about graduation night. Kellie stumbled across a poll asking people who graduated years ago about their experiences and if they would go back and do it again. This led to some stories about Kellie that Allen never heard before!  Allen and Bad Influence Jeff are heading to Mexico! If you want to tag along on a non-official podcast family vacation where you have to make your own reservations, then come on!    Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Listeners of A Sandwich & Some Lovin' can qualify to see a registered dietitian for as little as $0 by visiting FayNutrition.com/SANDWICH.   Head to FoodfinityByPurina.com and use promo code KIDD and get your Foodfinity sensor for just $10/ That's 50% off!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot has happened since Kellie and Allen's last podcast! Big Al performed a HUGE party foul at Emma Kelly's graduation party. Kellie interviewed Tom Cruise at a screening of Mission Impossible and is still trying to decide whether she bombed or not. Kellie and Allen took a weekend road trip on their Can-Am Ryker and Canyon down to Texas Hill Country to ride the 3 Twisted Sisters. And Allen learned a hard lesson about eating overeating Chinese food mispronouncing the names of small Texas towns. Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Fetch a free jumpstart trial bag of Ruff Greens - you just cover shipping — at RuffGreens.com, and use promo code SANDWICH. You don't have to change your dog's food to improve your dog's health. Just add a scoop of Ruff Greens!   You owe it to your family to safeguard your memories. Don't let your photos continue to fade. Become your family's hero and save them before it's too late. And you can save and exclusive 50% when you go to Legacybox.com/SANDWICH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode Kellie digs into the world of canine nutrition with none other than Dr. Dennis Black, the founder of Ruff Greens.  From veteran to pet health advocate, Dr. Black shares his miraculous backstory behind launching Ruff Greens, the skepticism he faced, and why he believes most dog food is failing our furry companions. Kellie asks the tough questions—like whether any of this stuff really works and shares her own experience and the life-changing results it's had on her own dog Larry.  If you've ever looked at your dog's bowl and wondered what's actually in there, this one's for you. Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Go to helixsleep.com/sandwich for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order Exclusive for listeners of A Sandwich And Some Lovin'! Head to foodfinitybypurina.com right now, use promo code KIDD, and get your Foodfinity sensor @ 50% off or now just $10. Trust me, your dog will thank you! Let's keep those tails wagging, Kidd Kraddick family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie is putting scrambling to put together Emma Kelly's graduation party doing as much DIY as possible while her mother recovers from surgery. But her best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean is flying in to save Kellie's sanity!  After the highly successful #MondaysWithMama, Kellie and Allen are bringing back #TuesdaysTogether! The first one went great, complete with a 3-hour nap…..together!  Allen finally tells the story he teased and forgot to tell last podcast about how we almost had a third member of this family win a vehicle.  Kellie and Allen made it in Plano Magazine and you'll hear all about it, with just a couple minor corrections.  Kellie answers a question from a listener hating a mommy makeover, and Allen asks if anybody wants to join him and Bad Influence Jeff in Mexico this summer. If that's you, email us at podcast@kellieandallen.com.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Try your new trusty favorites with an exclusive set for our listeners. New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping, or save more with 20% off your first order, available at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.   Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off sitewide during their Memorial Day Sale. And use Promo Code SANDWICH at checkout for an extra $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. See site for details. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie comes flying into the podcast by the seat of her pants after some miscommunication over picking up her cousins from the airport. Meantime, Emma Kelly and her best friend are off to a free concert ahead of the ACM Awards.  Allen reads a backlog of listener emails, including one from an actual member of the Starbucks Knitting Circle Allen loves to eavesdrop. And if you've got sleep apnea or a bum foot, Kellie and Allen have suggestions for you!  Kellie gives her review of Another Simple Favor, which requires a little bleeping. Listen with caution. And Allen shares what he's been watching on Netflix and a recent podcast find.  Don't forget Operation Once in a Lifetime's Rock for the Troops Saturday, May 8, at Armor Brewing Company in Allen, TX. Also don't forget to vote for Allen in a huge tattoo contest. He posts about the contest daily on his Instagram Story. And one last thing — don't forget this Sunday, May 9, is Mother's Day!!   Thank you to our podcast sponsors —  Listeners of A Sandwich & Some Lovin' can qualify to see a registered dietitian for as little as $0 by visiting FayNutrition.com/Sandwich.  Find a new angle to see things from. Go to paireyewear.com and use code LOVIN for 15% off your first pair. And support the show by mentioning A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the home stretch for Emma Kelly, as she celebrated her senior prom AND received a very prestigious award….which we weren't really sure was for. But it's still cool!  Allen noticed something that potentially saved him from becoming a victim of fraud. He'll share a tip that can hopefully save you from that nightmare.   Allen has entered a tattoo contest that could win him a huge cash prize, but he may have relied a little too much on ChatGPT to help fill out the form.  Kellie heard a huge ruckus of crows outside her house which led to a really awesome encounter with nature.  And Operation Once in a Lifetime is a charity close to Kellie and Allen's hearts. It grants wishes and provides support to members of the military and their families. Their upcoming Rock for the Troops fundraiser is coming up on Saturday, May 10, 2025, at the Armor Brewing Company in Allen, Texas. They would love to see a lot of our podcast family come out to support. To get more information, check out Operation Once in a Lifetime's Facebook page, and also find out how you can buy raffle tickets to win some fantastic prizes, including a RYVID QRF Motorcycle.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Superior nutrition and all of the benefits are just a click away! Use code SANDWICH to get $15 off your first order at Texas Superfood.com, or call 855-TEXAS- 55! The deadline to protest is May 15, 2025, for most counties. Save money on your property taxes with Ownwell. Sign up in less than 3 minutes and start your protest today at Ownwell.com/SANDWICH.  Join over 1.5 million families that have trusted Legacybox with their memories. Go to Legacybox.com/SANDWICH to save 60% during their best Mother's Day Sale Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allen kicks off the podcast by listing Kellie's ailments as a precursor to ……Kellie's new ailment! Despite the mockery and her pain, Kellie plows through an explanation and shares her fears about the possible cure.  Kellie has admittedly been in quite a funk lately, but Allen breaks the circle of trust and shares her once-in-their-marriage meltdown.  To make it up to Allen, Kellie invited him on a lunch date where tripe may or may not have been served. And because people love lists, Allen shares the list of 7 things most successful couples do, and you may be surprised at how many Kellie and Allen measure up.  Find out how Easter was celebrated by the Rasberrys/Evans/Whittenburgs and in case you need reminding, don't sleep on Cracker Barrel!  Thank you Helix Sleep for sponsoring this episode! Go to helixsleep.com/sandwich for 20% Off Sitewide! If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, be sure to watch Kellie and Allen on “Inside DFW” on the CW33, Tuesday, April 29, at 8am with host Jenny Anchondo.  And for as little as $20, you could win a car and help Kidd's Kids! Go to CarContest2025.com to buy raffle tickets and you could win one of five vehicles donated by the Ancira Auto Group:  a Kia Telluride, a GMC Canyon, a Chevy Silverado, a Jeep Wrangler Sport or a Keystone Bullet Crossfire (RV), plus other great prizes. Deadline to enter is June 5, 2025.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie is another year older! So the Chitlin' Gang lead by their fearless leader Allen, aka Big Sausage, headed to the bluebonnet capital of Texas to take some pretty pictures. It turns out finding those bluebonnets was more difficult than they thought.  After the bluebonnet search, Kellie and Allen raced back home to watch the last couple hours of The Masters. If you were wondering why Rory McIlroy's wife seemed a little icy, Kellie AND ALLEN share all the gossip and speculation.  Kellie's daughter Emma Kelly gives her a birthday gift that had her squealing with joy.  And finally, Kidd's Kids is a charity that takes children with life-altering conditions and their families on an all-expenses paid, once-in-a-lifetime trip to Disney World. You can support this charity and maybe win a car at the same time! Just go to CarContest2025.com and for as little as $20, you could win your choice of one of five vehicles donated by the Ancira Auto Group — Kia Telluride, GMC Canyon, Chevy Silverado, Jeep Wrangler, or Keystone Bullet Crossfire RV, plus other great prizes! Deadline to enter is June 5, 2025.  Try your new trusty favorites with an exclusive set for our listeners. New customers can get the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and a mini-sized Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping available at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH. or save more with 20% off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie finally made a recipe Allen liked so much that he had her share it on the podcast! With his suggested tweaks, of course.  The Wacky Marketing Department has listened and Kellie and Allen responded! Whatever happened to…………….that ugly hat Kellie got on a girls wine trip that Allen hated so much? The dead patch of grass that led to Allen's BOTA match at Home Depot? Allen's plates Kellie tried to get rid of at a Swap Party — or did she??? These questions and more will be answered.  And in a twist, Kellie doesn't clap back, but Allen's 12-year-old niece Beatrice does!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie was so terrified by a persistent doorbell ringer that she had her neighbor intervene, only to lead to multiple apologies and humiliation.  Who knew Kellie would be so good at picking the March Madness Bracket, which ultimately led to a new segment called……What are the odds??  Do you believe in an actual Angel of Death? Kellie's Daddy Boy sure did. But Allen only believes in the Slayer version.  In leftover listener mail, Allen tries to salvage a recipe and gives an update on the ongoing technological nightmare of recording this podcast.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Quince! Go to Quince.com/sandwich for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Legacybox! Visit Legacybox.com/SANDWICH to shop their $9 tape sale. Save money on your property taxes with Ownwell. Sign up in less than 3 minutes and start your protest today at Ownwell.com/SANDWICH. The deadline to protest is May 15th for most counties. Fetch a FREE Jumpstart Trial Bag for your Dog today. Go to RuffGreens.com and just use promo code sandwhich! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emma Kelly won't start college until late August, but Kellie found out the first parents weekend is the same weekend as Emma Kelly's birthday! EK's reaction to that news was not at all what Kellie expected. Will this be her first and/or last parents weekend?  Allen finally gets to a stack of listener mail that leads to talk of toe tubes and Kellie's poodle panties from Jon Bon Jovi! And a scammer using Allen's photos ended up adding a new member to our Podcast Family!  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Helix Sleep! Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich during their March Madness Sale for 20% off site wide!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before Kellie and Allen flew off to Mexico for Spring Break, Allen recorded another entry into for Kellie Claps Back. Kellie and Allen share all their adventures in Cancun, which included Allen partying like a rock star with room service and Kellie partying like a rock star to the point she doesn't remember doing shots. And no, Allen is not allowed to post the pictures. And with Emma Kelly now in Mexico for her first spring break as an 18-year-old, Kellie's just hoping she doesn't party like her mama did! Kellie and Allen can also finally share some big news about a campaign they get to do together.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Thrive Causemetics! Celebrate the women in your life with Thrive Causemetics—luxury beauty that gives back. And right now, get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While the cat's away, Kellie will play! Kellie flies solo on this episode and dives deep into the celebrity lawsuit that's consumed her thoughts for the past three months. Kellie will get you all caught up on the Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively lawsuit, and share not only why she thinks this will never make it to court, but how Blake will try to save face getting out of it.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Go to OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off site-wide during their Semi-Annual Sale. And use Promo Code SANDWICH at checkout for an extra $30 off. Minimum purchase may apply. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks! The deadline to protest property taxes in Texas is May 15th for most counties. Save money on your property taxes with Ownwell. Sign up in less than 3 minutes and start your protest today at Ownwell.com/SANDWICH.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie was invited to speak and a women in tech happy hour, which brought up old memories of lewd radio conventions from 90s.  Kellie and Allen had big hopes for the season finale of Paradise, but did it live up to their expectations? While Kellie is excited about The Traitors finale this week, she also has some new recommendations for your viewing pleasure. And after the Gabby Petito documentary, there's a conspiracy theory building steam that her murderer boyfriend Brian Laundrie is actually alive.  Kellie went to lunch with fellow Chitlin' Gang member, Bacon Bit Sarah, and they ended up being taste testers for the restaurant's new menu! And to get even with Kellie surprising him with a spelling bee, Allen shares medieval translations for office speak followed by a vocabulary quiz. And finally, Allen shares a disturbing tale of a foot licking incident at Ross.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Go to PairEyewear.com and use code LOVIN for 15% off your first pair, and support our show by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey.  Take the 90 Day Ruff Greens challenge! Get a free jumpstart trial bag at RuffGreens.com and use promo code SANDWICH. You just cover the cost of shipping. Check protecting your memories off your spring cleaning to do list with Legacybox. Visit Legacybox.com/SANDWICH to shop their $9 tape sale.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie wants to do better on TikTok, but not at the risk of her health and safety. The latest TikTok trend could lead to broken feet, which leads to Kellie's cautionary tale about foot doctors who insist on doing surgery. And that's leads to Allen sharing his own foot doctor story. It turns out, EVERYONE has a foot story.  A study shows that having close friends could increase your life expectancy. But if you don't have any friends, is AI a good substitute?  What makes you roll your eyes? That question was asked on Reddit and Kellie shares some of the more popular answers.  And Allen was Caddy Daddy for Dylan at his first Junior PGA Golf Tournament! Hear all the details and the lessons that were learned.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Helix Sleep! The Presidents Day Sale continues at this exclusive web address — HelixSleep.com/SANDWICH. Save 27% off site wide and get two free Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase. If you order the Luxe or Elite models, you'll get a free bedding bundle that includes two Dream Pillows, a sheet set and mattress protector.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie is crying tears of joy — and tears of despair because she gets too invested — because she and Allen finally found a series they LOVE and binged 6 episodes in one sitting! And while she's not known for her cooking skills, Kellie managed to screw up what should have been a simple recipe. Allen manages to eat some of it and is actually very nice about it. Allen gets put on the spot with an impromptu spelling bee. Play along and see if you can do any better!  And not only is there an official golfer in the house, we've got ourselves a Caddy Daddy!  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Thrive Causemetics! Celebrate the women in your life with Thrive Causemetics — luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, get an exclusive 20% off your first order at ThriveCausemetics.com/SANDWICH.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In lieu of Valentine's Day, Kellie and Allen celebrated their engagement anniversary, only to end up disappointing a table of lovely ladies sitting next to their dinner table.  Allen is on a mission to stop scammers from using his social media photos to dupe women out of money.  If you're planning to celebrate Valentine's Day, you're in a shrinking minority. Kellie shares some interesting Valentine's Day tidbits that will have you tingling in your tidbits. Pizza, anyone?  Allen promises to give Kellie what she REALLY wants for Valentine's Day, and then they share their thoughts on the Super Bowl and the Halftime Show.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Pair Eyewear! Show off new sides of yourself this year. Go to PairEyewear.com/LOVIN for 15% off your first pair. And support our show by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allen takes care of some house-cleaning by answering listener mail that's been piling up. And then -- back by popular demand! -- Ask Allen Anything! And boy, does he!  Questions cover a wide range of topics, from the lighthearted question about Valentine's Day plans to the pain Allen feels over losing Luca Doncic to the Lakers. Allen also answers a question from a listener whose father shared an unthinkable secret, and also his most-asked question over the relationship status with his daughter.  And as far as the second-most asked question Allen gets -- Will there be another Podcast Family Vacation this year? The answer is............maybe!  Thank you to our podcast sponsor!  Give yourself the luxury you deserve with Quince! Go to Quince.com/sandwich for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allen has been wearing a new hat. A lot. And Kellie has some thoughts. In frustration, Allen asks AI why the Cowboys haven't been to a championship game in 30 years, and AI has the answers.  It's time to update their wills, and Kellie is looking for a godmother — or dog mother? — to take Larry should she reach her demise before Allen. Kellie also got to meet Emma Kelly's new college roommates and their moms, making this leaving the nest thing get a little too real too quick.  Kellie and Allen talk TV, share a recipe for poutine, and offer a PSA for Valentine's Day.  Please follow us on social media —  Instagram.com/asandwichandsomelovin facebook.com/thealanzo1971 youtube.com/@MotoAlanzo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie may be on a work trip, but that's not stopping her from calling in to do a podcast with Allen! Winter is hitting Florida, but Kellie and the rest of the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) are finding creative ways to spend their time that don't involve the water. And there's even a surprise appearance by one of Kellie's radio co-hosts. And BIG NEWS in the Evans family as their son Cole accomplishes a hard-earned goal that will end with a hibachi celebration!  Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Thrive Causemetics, luxury beauty that gives back! Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at ThriveCausemetics.com/SANDWICH.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen have made a resolution for the podcast. They're going to have more STRUCTURE! It may not be in the original order intended, but on this podcast you'll find out how a woman was scammed out of her life savings and divorced her husband over an AI-generated A-list celebrity.  The Mayo Clinic says men and women should be able to do a certain amount of pushups, based on their age. The results are pretty shocking! Allen has proclaimed a new family mantra to keep their home organized, but Kellie challenges him to clean up the digital clutter on his phone.  Find out how you can help victims of the LA wildfires based on recommendations of Kellie's friend and Kidd Kraddick Morning Show movie critic, Grae Drake.  And finally, Allen asks Kellie a question that was NOT on the schedule, which leads to a health update on their beloved dog, Larry….or should we say he's KELLIE's beloved dog, Larry.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the last podcast, Allen talked about lopping off dead branches from his tree of joy, but feels the need to clarify a few things. So before you start emergency tree surgery, let him explain!  Kellie found a couple of new shows that are great to watch with the family. One of them has their 12-year-old son Dylan so excited that he and Kellie have committed to only watch it together.  Allen has a few final words to say about the Cowboys season, but after that, he's lopping off that branch and picking a new NFL team! Can he really do that?? What will his pal Troy think??? Don't forget to subscribe to Allen's YouTube channel, https://www.youtube.com/@MotoAlanzo, and help him reach his 2025 Bucket List goal of 1000 members!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! Kellie and Allen kick off their first podcast of 2025 recapping their Christmas and sharing some of the items listed in their highly disputed Bucket List ... or is it a To Do List? Either way, Kellie and Allen have things to get done in the year ahead.  And Allen shares something that finally helped him realize how to let go of the things that bring him pain and concentrate on the people and things that bring him joy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The malls are picked over and you're running out of time and ideas. Kellie has some thoughtful, last-minute, practically free gift ideas for the most special people still on your holiday gift list.  Allen has been trying something new with his hair, which has been a major source of amusement for Kellie. Her father-in-law doesn't think it's so funny.  Heading into the new year, Kellie wants to finally realize one of her much-talked about goals — doing another podcast! Would you be interested in her doing a recap podcast of The Traitors? Because Allen isn't and she may be looking for a new co-host!  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!   Get 25% off sitewide and 2 free Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase. But if you go Luxe—like we did—you'll get their FREE bedding bundle: 2 pillows, a sheet set, and a mattress protector. Visit HelixSleep.com/Sandwich.  Spice up your holiday season with Thrive Causemetics — luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen are in the throes of the holiday crush! But when it comes to the stress of holiday shopping, Jerry and Connie Rasberry have solved that problem for good. And while Allen has just a few things on his Christmas list, Kellie has even fewer. And who knew one of her gift request would cause so much drama?  Did you know that Christmas carols can be dangerous? Because people love lists, Allen has the top 10 songs that are most dangerous to listen to while driving.  And finally, Kellie has some unconventional gift ideas for those with interesting tastes.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor!  Spice up your holiday season with Thrive Causemetics. Luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen's marriage has survived another year of getting the Christmas decorations down from the attic. And if you're And if you're sucked in to doing Elf on the Shelf, Allen shares some simple ideas to get you and your elf through the next few weeks leading up to Christmas Day.  Kellie is still dragging from taking her daughter and her friends to the Jingle Ball in Fort Worth, which led to Kellie questioning her parenting decisions.  Have you ever successfully sneaked in to someplace you weren't supposed to be? A couple of guys ALMOST got away with it at a recent college football game, and Allen shares the time he successfully crashed a wedding reception.  Kellie and Allen went to see Gladiator II which left them both highly disturbed. Kellie did some research to find out if what they saw was even possible, and it turns out….it was!  Emma Kelly makes a surprise appearance on the podcast and makes a shocking reveal, which you can actually see for yourself on the podcast's YouTube channel! And then to Allen's horror, Kellie attempts to sing an old Barbra Streisand song — or at least, what she can remember of it.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor!  Get matching pairs of glasses for the little ones, stuff a stocking, or gift a Pair to yourself during Pair Eyewear's sitewide holiday sale. Go to paireyewear.com and shop the holiday sale to save 20% sitewide. And please support our show by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas AGAIN?? Join the Grinch in stubbornly refusing the joys of the season with season 2 of ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast! Broadcasting straight from Whoville, with the help of his producer Cindy and loyal dog Max, Grinch is back to rant against Christmas cheer and roast celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. Starring Saturday Night Live's James Austin Johnson as Dr. Seuss' iconic holiday hater! Grab your hot cocoa and cozy slippers to find out if the Grinch's heart will triple this season — or if he'll send his guests tumbling back down Mt. Crumpit. For even more cheer, Wondery+ will offer exclusive minisodes where listeners can join Cindy and Max the Dog as they investigate a crazy Christmas mystery. Listen to ‘Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast with the whole family here: Wondery.fm/TistheGrinch_ASASL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen celebrate Thanksgiving with some of the people they're most thankful for -- their Podcast Family! Some of the best friends they have made over the past few years have been because of this podcast, and for that, they are forever grateful.  In listener mail, Kellie answers questions about her veneers; Allen explains his closing catchphrase and shares a recipe for an espresso martini; they both try to help name a dog; and they send get well wishes to one of their VERY best customers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie has to pack for the annual Kidd's Kids trip and is convinced Allen threw away her Disney World sweatshirts.  As a Can-Am Ryker brand ambassador, Kellie was asked to film a promo video and Allen tagged along for the ride. He ended up in tremendous gastro-intestinal distress which led to another unfortunate public bathroom incident AND his second ticket in two weeks.  Because of Allen's tremendous stress and frustration over the Dallas Cowboys, Kellie finds an article from a doctor who has an exercise that should help Allen cope. He fails.  It gets harder to make friends as you get older, but it's still possible. Kellie has some interesting statistics about friendships and acquaintances, but Allen apparently thinks she's reached her friendship limit.  You'll hear Allen give his hot sports opinion on the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, and then get an update on the Podcast Family Vacation.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Spice up your fall look with Thrive Causemetics. Luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.  Get matching pairs for the little ones, stuff a stocking, or gift a Pair to yourself during Pair Eyewear's site wide holiday sale. Go to paireyewear.com and shop the Holiday sale to save 20% site wide. And support the show by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie got her final veneers today! You can't see how white they are, but you can finally hear her talk lisp-free. Add this to the list of ailments! Kellie had a four-hour heart issue at an appearance in Fort Worth that had Allen pretty worried.  After Allen gives an update on his speeding ticket, is it Christmas already??? Everyone in their neighborhood is already putting up trees and lighting up their houses, but Allen apparently threw away all their outdoor decorations last year, which is news to Kellie. And if you're planning on getting a new puppy for Christmas, Kellie has the list of the top dog names of 2024.  Allen goes off on his Cowboys rant of the week, which leads Kellie to tell him about a new product coming next year — Crier-Ball Whiskey!  And the pool guy saved their dog Larry from drowning, which led to a shocking statement from Kellie.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Spice up your fall look with Thrive Causemetics. Luxury beauty that gives back! Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.  If you're ready for a great night's sleep, you're in luck! Helix is offering 25% off sitewide plus 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase. And if you grab one of their Luxe or Elite mattresses, you'll get a free bedding bundle — 2 dream pillows, a sheet set and mattress protector! Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie is reeling from the double whammy of setting the clock back and election week. Then for some inexplicable reason, President Bill Clinton pays a visit to the podcast...or is that El Presidente?   Allen can't help but risk embarrassment by forcing Kellie to join him in answering a Buzzfeed quiz about our political system. Right off the bat, Kellie finds a problem with Question1.  Then for another inexplicable reason, Yoda joins the podcast....or is that Jerry Jones?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie kicks off the podcast solo, sharing all about her fantastic week that included a private airplane, a costume optional Halloween party, a police-led motorcade, and shooting a TV commercial, all with her best friend since 5th grade Tomi Jean along for the ride! You'll also get a temporary veneer update.  Allen pops in halfway through the podcast to share not one, but two BOTA matches he experienced within a 24 hour period.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Spice up your fall look with Thrive Causemetics — luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at ThriveCausemetics.com/SANDWICH.  Fall into a new routine with infinite possibilities from Pair Eyewear. Go to PairEyewear.com and use code LOVIN for 15% off your first pair. And please support our podcast by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin sent you in your post-checkout survey!  For a limited time only, you can visit LegacyBox.com/SANDWICH and save 50%! This sale won't last long, so order now and send it in when you're ready.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie has a noticeable lisp and she's sharing the reason why exclusively with her podcast family.  Kellie and Allen voted early, and for the first time ever, so did Emma Kelly!  In listener email, Kellie gets chastised for sharing bad information….a teacher actually uses something she learned on the podcast with her class…and one listener turns the tables on Kellie with his own clap back. Then Allen brings it home for Jerome with a fresh new Kellie Claps Back, and Kellie's not denying she said it.  Kellie and Allen are honored to be the grand marshals for the Children's Advocacy Center of Collin County's Teddy Bear Ride. If you'd like to participate or donate, get all the details here: https://www.caccollincounty.org/tbr/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen have somehow formed a biker gang with the working title of “The Chitlin Gang.” They are open to any and suggestions on alternative gang names, as well as nicknames. Kellie and Allen are also honored to be the grand marshals for the Children's Advocacy Center of Collin County Teddy Bear Ride, happening on Sunday, October 27, 2024. If you're a rider, we'd love to have you join! If you don't ride, you can still join the party afterward or make a donation. For more information and to find out how to donate, visit https://www.caccollincounty.org/tbr/ Hear all about how The Chitlin Gang rode to Broken Bow for the weekend under the direction of their fearless leader, Sausage, aka Allen.  Kellie also shares all the details she has about the sudden death of 31-year-old Liam Payne, formerly of One Direction.  Please give Allen a minute to get his frustration with Jerry Jones and the Cowboys off his chest. And he has to ask, is it really possible to sprain your nuts?  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich to take their 2-minute sleep quiz and be matched with your perfect mattress and also save 20 percent!  Spice up your fall look with Thrive Causemetics — luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Right before recording the podcast, Kellie bit Allen's head off over the most ridiculous thing and it spilled over into a complete meltdown that has Kellie promising to call somebody tomorrow for therapy, meds or both.  Kellie and Allen went on a fun date to the Eagle Gun Range in Farmers Branch, Texas, and WHOA. They each got to fire some pretty amazing firearms. One had Kellie literally screaming.   In listener mail. Allen settles a friendly dispute between a married couple and Kellie is forced to apologize to Pam. If you ever have a question or comment for Kellie and Allen, feel free to write them anytime at podcast@kellieandallen.com.  Don't forget to check out YouTube.com/@motoalanzo! Allen's been working hard getting his YouTube channel up and running and he's hearing from people as far away as England!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen did a food crawl through the State Fair of Texas— the biggest state fair in the entire US. country! Just hearing them talk about everything they ate may give you a belly ache, but it sure was fun going in. But an incident with Big Al Mack from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) led to the first Kellie's Clap Back of autumn.  A Honey Do list left Allen extremely cranky, which could've led to a huge fight, had Kellie's perky personality not prevailed.  It's Homecoming Week for Emma Kelly, and Kellie feels the time slipping through her fingers. It doesn't help much that EK said once she graduates college, she will NEVER live wither her parents again.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Fall into a new routine with infinite possibilities from Pair Eyewear. Go to paireyewear.com and use code LOVIN for 15% off your first pair. And support the show by mentioning that A Sandwich and Some Lovin' sent you in your post-checkout survey!    Spice up your fall look with Thrive Causemetics. Luxury beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie kicks off the podcast recommending some of her favorites — a new TV show, an upcoming documentary and two podcasts.  Allen dives into listener emails, offering parenting advice to a sleep-deprived mom of two and getting Kellie to cave into the pressure of pleasing a podcast listener who delights in hearing Kellie change her voice almost as much as Allen does.  And after attending Tucker Carlson's speaking tour, something resonated with Kellie that she just has to get off her chest. And Kellie and Allen are both delighted that their children are taking an interest in politics.  Don't forget to subscribe to YouTube.com/@motoalanzo so you can follow along on Allen's motorcycle adventures!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another gift from podcast listeners for Allen!  Kellie has been following the collapse of Diddy since last November, when his ex-girlfriend filed a $30M lawsuit against him filled with accusations of sex-trafficking and abuse. They settled, but it opened the floodgates that culminated in Diddy's arrest this week. Kellie catches you up on the latest. Then Allen talks about the onstage fight that stopped a Jane's Addiction concert and ended the tour. Allen also the opportunity to introduce Kellie to the only Jane's Addiction song he could remember.  Their son Dylan's 12th birthday was very golf-focused, which has Kellie focused on her new retirement plan. And their son Cole has homecoming this weekend, but don't worry, Allen. Kellie's got this.  Allen has officially launched his new MotoAlanzo channel! Please follow along at YouTube.com/@MotoAlanzo.com and Instagram.com/MotoAlanzo.  Thank you to our podcast sponsors!  Make cooking exciting, affordable, and easy with Dinnerly! Head to Dinnerly.com/offer/SANDWICH and use code SANDWICH for up to 25 FREE meals! Make sure you use our promo code, SANDWICH, so they know we sent you!    Refresh your everyday look with Thrive Causemetics. Beauty that gives back. Right now, you can get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/SANDWICH.   Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to HelixSleep.com/SANDWICH. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kellie and Allen started the podcast talking about buying a homecoming dress before getting a little derailed over hot feet. Allen was horrified by Kellie's condition and position which led to an unfortunate photo that may or may not be shared on social medial. Allen then somehow managed to correct course and broke down Dak Prescott's new contract with YOUR Dallas Cowboys.  Allen happened to be listening to the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) when he heard that Big Al has taken up golf. Because of that, Allen was inspired to share the Top 13 Things That Are Appropriate To Say In Golf But You Should Never Say To Your Significant Other.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices