Awaken Bake

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if you're scared, listen up

stay aware of who is influencing you!

we can do this yall

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so far so good?

oh how ive missed u

that's all im sayinnnnn

This wholeeee episode is a fever deam

thanks for playing along

warning: im having horrible pmdd symptoms so forgive me if im harsh

a loving rant!!!

Thank you for letting me be raw here. I am safe!

Love, your fav budtender.

major updates. GET EXCITED!

Your favorite dynamic duo back again to talk about the duality in this world and how to find balance navigating through it. Dani and Kelsey are back and ready for a sesh with YOU!

Time to get to the nitty gritty, the good, the bad, and the ugly. Dani and Kelsey are here to talk EVIL, how to avoid it, if you even can, and how to move through dealing with those who seem to choose evil.

Hey, let's listen to Kels confess her deepest most shameful secret!!

Guess who's back? Finally after our unannounced hiatus, Kels is here bring some love and high vibes back into your life. Just what the doctor ordered. More so she just needs to ramble for awhile about all the existential crisis occurring at the same time in her brain and how she is surviving...?

Kels here and ready for my Regina George moment. We are not retiring "delulu" we are stabbing it in the face and running it over with our car then leaving it in the desert. Stop trying to make dell happen, it's never going to happen.

Kels is here with a HUMBLING example of why having expectations are OUT in 2024. Seriously, just stop now, it's hurting us all.

You better be showing up to this episode with your favorite strain ready cause BOTH your favorite sexy, strong, magical women are back and you are not ready for it. They were not ready for it. Today Dani and Kelsey are reuniting and talking awakenings. What they are, how they can be perceived and why it is so God damn important that we start waking the fuck up to the world around us.

The stars are alive and telling us to LET OUT OUR INNER BITCH, but that may not mean quite what you think. Today we are getting starry eyed and astrological! Move over rising sign, a new astrological placement is coming in to unlock all our inner secrets and her name is: Lilith. And trust us, we all need to embrace our Lilith a bit more. 2024 is the year of Lilith!Shoutout to @zeldasnotes on Tumblr for some of the info in today's ep!

Alright, Kels is calling herself out, it is time to stop spending money. We need to move past relying on others and start seeing just how much we can do on our own! Try it as an experiment, see what you could provide to your community! Kels' goal: have a vegetable garden big enough to have a stand with extra veggies for free for her neighbors.

Somehow, someway, here we are at the end of 2023! The end. Of 2023. It seems like only yesterday the world was ending in 2012, and here we are 12 years later. Kels is here to wrap up this whirlwind of a year with you and talk about embracing the year to come!

Alright, Kels is here to make a confession and an apology to you all, please be forgiving...also, it's time we learn to accept ourselves exactly as we are, because we're all perfectly imperfect.

Kels is here to officially declare it: TIS THE SEASON OF WHIMSY *british accent please* The world is...fucked up right now, and we are doing the work to make things right, to be able to keep doing that we need to survive, and that's where the whimsy comes in. Allow yourself to get lost this winter. In your dreams, in a comfort show, in a new book series, just allow yourself an escape, find your peace. Then when things get real cold and dark, you know that you have somewhere safe to escape to for just a moment, to find your peace.

Pssst...do it. Do the thing. It is time. DO IT. Kels did and sometimes it's intense to take a leap of faith, but that's why they call it that.

Do you have a deep connection to your sexual energy? Manifest with masturbation? Do your nipples get hard when you think about potions and spells? You may be a sex witch...you probably are a sex witch. Lucky for you Kalie Kaimann is back in the studio with Dani and Kels to teach us all just how powerful we really are and some pretty sexy ways to cultivate that power. After you listen please head over to our Instagram @awakenbakepodcast and let us now how hot and bothered this episode got you!And please be sure to check out Kalie on Instagram @kaliekaimann and be sure to keep a look out for her holiday album coming out on Black Friday "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas". Available on all streaming platforms!This also was also heavily inspired by Mama Gena (@mamagena) check her out for more info on all things pussy and Sophie Saint Thomas (@thebowiecat) sex, weed, and witch expert!

Good evening guys, a rare sunset appearance of Awaken Bake. Kels is here gracing your ears for one reason and one reason only: To tell you to stop looking for answers though others! Twin Flame Universe (TFU) is a cult that prays on the vulnerable and promises them what everyone wants: acceptance. Although instead of acceptance they receive abuse. We need to speak about these situations because that's the only way we help each other learn where they are safe. Awaken Bake is never going to promise answers, love, or peace. No one can bring that to you, but you. But Awaken Bake will be here with you through that journey, loving you forward!

Listener Discretion is advised bc DANG DANI can cuss. Let's dive into what's on my mind during this smoke sesh and get real about some things.

I recently had an old wound triggered and i am SHOCKED?? BC WTF i thought i had healed from that? Here's how I am navigating this journey. Let's check back in within a couple weeks and see where i'm at with this shiiii. xoxo,Dani W

Kels is here and we are talking about saving the world today. More specifically what we have to do before we start, we gotta start understanding each other. We need to focus on education and stop taking our technology and access for granted.

Caring for yourself is not selfish, it's self care. Sometimes we need that reminder, that's why we have Kels to always kep us in check. Practicing kindness starts with yourself, you deserve the love that you give others. The more love we give the world the more there is to share.

Can we just talk? Sometimes I need a human moment with yall. thank you so much for this space

To all of our dear listeners, we love you with all our hearts. If you don't know it, the world is lucky to have you here. Lately...the world has been a hard place to be and there aren't really words or answers, but there is love. So let's hold onto it as tight as we can.

Thank you so so much for being here with me. Thank you for allowing me to be myself. Here's to 26!XOXO, Dani

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Please welcome back our dear friend Doctor, Reverend, Artist, Teacher, Reiki Healer, and so so much more, Rachel Terlop! You know and love and remember her from her episode about a year ago, she is back and better than ever. Rach, Dani and Kels are talkng about reiki again, this time Kels has been certified too and they are going to give you the low down from an healer's perspective, while Dani is going to speak about what it's like to receive a healing session! Obviously, the girls are aware they are three white women having this discussion so please know the intention is to share this beautiful practice with love and respect for all. Check out more from Dr. Rachel here:Instagram: @rachelterlopwww.msterlop.comAnd be sure to check our her body positivity, award winning childrens book "Maggie the Moomaid"

It is almost the end of September...WTF!? It's time to check in with ourselves, how are we? What do you need? Awaken Bake is here to love you babes, you're doing great!

Fall, Harvest, Autumn, the most beautiful time of the year. Take a deep breath little gods and goddesses, there's no work to be done this season, simply feeling and reflecting. The year is coming to an end and Kels is going to give you some help making the most of this harvest time.

Break the tolerance break with Kels and enjoy this chaotic and hilarious trip of an episode...she forgot to plug in the mic, we're talking THAT chatoic...

The epsiode you have all been waiting for, Kels' birth story! Well Phoebe's birth story that Kels birthed. You know what we mean. Get ready, we're having a baby.

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Dani is here with a solo episode all about giving yourself grace when you want to be hard on yourself. We all have bad moments, bad days, hard times. How will you handle it? Longingly? with growthy and compassion? Or will you make it harder on yourself by judging yourself for experiencing a human emotion? Dani's weekend was a whole rollercoaster, and she's choosing to remember it for the peaks, not the pits.

Dani is back with a solo episode because KELSEY HAD A BABY! (We will expand on that subject in the episode LOL) Inspired by our Youtube Channel, sit back, relax, grab some weed, and let's get high (vibratinal!)

It's Dani and I am here with a solo, channeled message for everyone. Something is going on and you are being called to step up and step into your power. Whether you are being triggered or put thru a new experience that doesn't feel good... you are being protected and you will get thru this. You are not alone. I love u.

Hello one, hello all! Welcome back to your favorite podcast with your favorite starseed, today Kels is getting astrological and familial. Okay well kind of. Did you know that there are such thing as sister signs?? Well Kels is gonna teach you all about it. Well as good as her super pregnant brain can teach.

It's been a while since we touched on Glamour Magick, but rest assured, the beauty tips and secrets are no longer being gatekept!! In today's solo episode, Dani dives into her recent experience with using glamour and intention to set the tone for each day.You are beautiful, hot, sexy, and handsome just as you are-but a lil pizzaz never hurt anyone either:)Thank you for always riding the wild ride that is Dani's mind. See you thursday!