Barn Burner Podcast

I can't believe we used to do these competitions back in middle and high school. What's the deal with promise rings and why did they disappear? And welcome to the best blind ranking segment yet. —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

The Amish work ethic and quality of work really is no joke -- and neither are maple long john donuts. No one likes dad jokes from the flight attendant. And apparently, this guy didn't like our conversation either. —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

We've all been there when driving and falling asleep at the same time. The best hotdog salesman this side of the Mississippi. And how does one spend this much money during a target trip?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Is this the greatest new hack to get your water intake for the day without needing to actually drink water? Golf is simply the greatest game to ever be created. And what is the future for college sports?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Do you like listening to newly released albums or do you dread it? The US military is way too overpowered and no one else stands a chance. And what are some things that you just simply are not good at?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Does he really think allergies are contagious? This guy got what tattoo on his forehead? And dealing with the weirdest guy on our flight. —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

This is the most unique massage experience to-date. There is no more annoying adult behavior than a Disney adult. And she was doing what in class?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

What's the worst thing that could go wrong on your wedding day? It's a bad day when your car catches on fire. And this fishing day was quite the adventure, and I'm not talking about the catching fish part. —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Is that spaghetti in your pants or are you just excited to see me? What is your go-to phrase when someone knocks on the door when you're using the bathroom? And what is the most annoying everyday inconvenience?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Avery has some exciting news to share with us after his recent trip. Jonah eats shark bites for the first time. And what's the deal with these state English tests? —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

What is childhood if it isn't wet socks on the way to T-Ball or banana bread after a long day of school? Has anyone seen this neighbor's cat? And what are the best smells around? —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Would you happen to know your history, because we sure don't? This poor goose wishes it was no longer living after this drive. These old people have no doubt gotten worse at driving, which we didn't even fathom being possible. —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

What were you doing circa 2006? Whatever happened to trampolines and neighbor kids? And put all of your money into this stock, trust us. —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

What are some of the worst circumstances you could find yourself in? I found myself in a dollar tree this week, so it can't get much worse than that. Our keyboards our full of keys, which key would you be?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

How long are you staying wrapped in your towel before you change into clothes after a shower? This poor kid may have just been disowned by his own father for this stunt. And for goodness sake the old guys at the gym please cover up in the locker room.—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

I have the best strategy of all time to not go hungry as a homeless person. We recount countless memories of can openers at the pool in the summer. And why is this chipotle worker always disgruntled (aren't they all, more chicken PLEASE)? —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — http://bit.ly/4grxmlN Leave us a voice message!https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcastHave a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Earthquake vs hurricane, who wins? No way this guy is actually talking to four girls at once?! And are they ever going to come over for dinner?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — http://bit.ly/4grxmlN Leave us a voice message!https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcastHave a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

We take a look at some of the most ridiculous town names in America. Do we really think that megalodons actually went extinct? And who are the Savannah Bananas?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — http://bit.ly/4grxmlN Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.comLeave us a voice message!https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

This homeless man was doing something I thought I'd never see, and to say I was shook is an understatement. When are we going to get rid of plastic packaging? And who remembers the book fair?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — http://bit.ly/4grxmlN Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.comLeave us a voice message!https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Can't say that I had 'witnessing a drug deal in Walmart' on my bingo card, but it's now checked off. Jordyn is back for an episode, and he enlightens us with what it's like to work with psychiatric patients. And when is the worst time to receive a phone call? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  http://bit.ly/4grxmlN Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

The timing of the chain of events on Avery's Friday night is just abysmal. Have you ever played the rain drop game on your windshield with your windshield wipers? And speaking of cars, what do you hate to see when walking to get into yours? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

What happened to the great Gieco, Dorito, Dr. Pepper Super Bowl commercials -- that we weren't allowed to watch at the youth group watch party? Avery tells us why he never made it to the NBA. And are Sour Patch the greatest candy out there? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Avery will be telling his grandchildren one day about the blizzard of '25. Can't imagine the poor bathroom after taking on this food challenge. And another couple rounds of wavelength! — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

What're your thoughts on global warming? ChatGPT slides in for the assist and gives us a lesson on what a real podcast intro should sound like. This guy thought he was going to ruin my day by road raging, yet I still managed to get away while smiling.

Please join us as we have a moment in silence for our role model and hero, Jimmy Carter. What are some of the worst jobs for someone with PTSD? And what temperature and weather conditions are the worst?  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Merry Christmas Bernies! We have a special guest join us this episode who learns about bitcoin for the first time, sings Christmas songs for us, and a nice little Best Bets action. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Jonah updates us on how his trap tournament went. What if putting practice consisted of leaving after hitting your first putt. And are we both on the same wavelength?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5qAvery - https://rb.gy/htqayHave a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.comLeave us a voice message!https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Someone check on Jonah to see if his cranium is cracked after that fall. Jimmy Carter, please don't take it seriously, it's all just good fun. What does your junk drawer consist of? Old Bills? Report cards? Batteries?

Which came first, the color orange or the fruit? Is Black Friday a shopping even a thing anymore? And if you do this certain thing, Avery agrees to shave his head! — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

This game isn't for the slow minded, which is why we should not be playing it. The dawgs football may not have turned out how we wanted, but they're still #1 in our hearts. Maybe dawgs basketball can make it up and exceed our expectations. We would say that we could get out there and show them how it's done, but we are far too old and slow for that.

It is Jonah's birthday episode. And for that, we gave him the biggest surprise of all -- we sent him to Usher's palace in Atlanta. That's not the only surprising thing of the weekend. And why don't we use some of the best old white guy sayings anymore, like "you're barking up the wrong tree!"? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Welcome to the First Annual ChatGPT roast-a-thon! Another important update on our Dawgs! And Avery brings out some presidential knowledge out of nowhere -- if only he could do that with geography. -- Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast

Avery finds and shows us the best costume to date. The bulldog football team is on their way to greatness. And what accents from around the world are ranked high on your list?—Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5qAvery - https://rb.gy/htqayHave a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Anybody got $2 to spare for a hot dog? Chick-fil-a really brings out the best in people, especially moms with 2 year olds named Elowin. And what could be more boring than that? Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram — Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarnburnerpod@gmail.com

Why is going to the auto store so difficult? I'm just here to buy oil for an oil change, no I don't need a new transmission but thanks sir. You've come to the right place for all of your sports gambling information. Speaking of sports, I hope you like them, because this episode is filled with all the sports talk.

Reckless (golf cart) driving, the next dangerous thing. It's hard to pay attention in church when the person sitting in front of you is knuckle deep in their nose. What's the worst that could happen? Shout out to our hometown Royals, and their incredible run this season.

What is your initial reaction after you run a red light? Or are you a good citizen and don't do that? The Golden Bachelorette is the place to be on a Wednesday night. And which type of chips are the best?

What would you rank this list of candy, or maybe this list of top wedding songs to burn down the dance floor? Hurricane Helene came and made her mark on the southeast. And what is the deal with this golf course worker?

We are trying to get the ball rolling with our Dawgs football, but it just hasn't happened yet. What comes to mind when you think of something that makes you instantly mad? And we take Avery on yet another geography lesson.

After driving in countless circles, I now know the Tampa airport like the back of my hand. If you're not a fan now, don't come knocking when the Dawgs of Bennington get it figured out. And what are some things you think you should have memorized? Besides the Star Spangled Banner obviously.

Avery's finger is barely hanging on. We talk about on-field accomplishments, or lack of, during our high school years. And what is the big deal with express lanes?

Death, taxes, and car problems. You gotta love em. The best time of the year is finally here. And that has to be the worst possible time for a full phone conversation, right?

Needless to say, the Taco Bell workers are not here to work hard -- but can you blame them? Avery finally tried the best snack in the history of snacks, and it lived up to the hype. And how do these kids play football in 100 degree weather?

It's been ONE YEAR!!! woohoo yee haw. We have been talking nonsense for our entire lives, but have recorded and uploaded it for a whole year now -- can't believe anyone still listens. But we love you all for it. Buckle up for another fun episode.

We contemplate and rank the most annoying bugs in the world. Mijain Lopez is the most dominant athlete of the last century. And who has ever been to Waffle House?

You ever accidentally sat on a birthday cookie cake? Yeah, me either. The summer olympics are in full swing, which means lots of different, exhilarating sports to watch. And what's better than going to a magic show?

Happy birthday the man himself, Mr. Avery Kidd. Avery talks birthday weekend, and having the most elite waitress in the the lower 48. The craziest cat people start a fight at Swampy's. And what is the correct order of top 10 fast food stops?

Politics aside, neither of us knew Joe Biden's middle name... poor guy. Avery practically predicts the future of the Royals in real time. Is splurging on a brand new gaming console just for one game worth it? And who are these crazy cat people?

Was Fergie just given a run for her money on the worst National Anthem performance? What are some of the best church billboard signs (mostly from hillbilly Arkansas)? And are we boomers when it comes to iPhone features?

TT and Bhawk crash the episode, as we dive into the full Dominican experience. Is it psycho to have more than 11 alarms on your phone? And the definition of mercy can't be that complicated, right?

We are simply just coworkers now, nothing less, nothing more. Also, can you imagine talking in the third person constantly? And Avery is headed to be a star in the Salina hoops all-star game. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/barn-burner-podcast/message