But Would You Kiss?

We’ve returned to you for the Big Wash himself...A favorite of, like, everyone’s mom??? and a member of Hollywood royalty...but can he stand the test of two hot idiots with anxiety? Put on your LipSmackers and listen UP, babe! What you can look forward to in this ep: Life So Dumb; Filmography Ignorance; Fun For the Whole Fam; Trevor; Denzel Waterboard; Basic Boy; A Prophetess; Actual Fate!!; Big Nerdy Dweeb; Father Denzel; Sensual Foot Holding Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss Theme music: Matt Gianitsos Cover Art: Bethania Viana --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Put on your Cotton Candy Lip Smackers, this week we’re discussing Mr. Hugh Mungo Grant and we have a LOT to say. Hugh has been all over our screens lately and is one of our very favorite actors of the beans on toast community, so please join us while we stir our tea and lick our lips. What you can look forward to: Cowbell, Etc; Main Character Syndrome; Evohughtion; Paddington Thee Bear; When Charm Curdles; The Family Daughter; Grumplestiltskin; Friendly Exes; Hugh Vs. Paps; Destroyed to Bits Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @butwouldyoukiss Theme music: Matt Gianitsos Cover Art: Bethania Viana --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Oh, baby, we missed ya! We’re back in the new year and we are covering a whole universe of topic on this one, dog. Feast your ears on our reunion, our hefty catch-up/mind-sync, and best of all, some hot BWYK Jr’s. Leave asking yourself: would my celeb crush kiss me with the energy I need? This episode ponders: Where Are They Now?; Leaving Barriers; Sorry 2 This Robin; Culture Queen Alert; Theatre Teens; Un-Hinged; Harrison Fun; Halivia & Hilaria; No Hade Just Love; Duality of Man; Gushin’; John Cho-ke Me, and more! Cover Art: Bethania Viana Music: Matt Gianitsos Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

As we’ve officially entered Holiday Season (hoe-liday, if you will), we here at BWYK wanted to pick out a particular snack for you, our sweeties. So please give it up for Mr. Christian “The Bad Boy” Slater. We learn some things we hate, we learn some things we like, and we basically just, mmm, how you say...drool? Moments to look for- Last Hurrah; That VOICE; Mrs. Robot; Hard Rock; Born with the Right; Half Credit; Post-Kiss Breakdown; My Friend Heather’s Age; A Silly, Stupid Space; Human GoGurt Tube; Girl Talk Follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss Cover art by Bethania Viana Theme Music by Matt Gianitsos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It is famously Spooky Season, or as we’re calling it this year, Sandler Season, and we’re asking the question: is there anything more terrifying than a bad Adam Sandler movie? No? Didn’t think so. Whether you love him or hate him, we can all agree that the man did not cut his dang gems this year, and for that alone we might smooch him. Happy Hubie Halloween, hunnies. What to expect form this ep? Spooks, Scares, and Sandlers; Raspberry King; White Tyler Perry; Stupid for What?; The Boosh; Willy “Hibbidy Bibbidy” Wonka; RN-Sandler; Fashion Police; Bully Madison; Legendary Lips Follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss Cover Art: Bethania Viana Theme Music: Matt Gianitsos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The time for Summer Silver Foxes has ended, and we’ve officially entered the time for Aging Autumnal Hotties! The BWYK Summer Vacay is over, and we’re starting the school year right with the baddest motherf*cker in town, Samuel L., baby! Dust off your favorite out of your many Kangol hats and join us for a deep-dive on one of the busiest men in Hollywood, who manages to be both the most intimidating man alive and also a fashion icon (tiny glasses, more Kangols). Highlights- General Chaos; SLJ ASMR; Unicorn Bayou; A Sprinkle of Sam; Gremlin Eyes, Bebop Soliloquies; Stuart “Triple XXX” Little; Everyone Can Have A Conversation; Rainbow King; Porn Preference; Stats; Horny Research Instagram and Twitter: @butwouldyoukiss Cover Art: Bethania Viana Theme Music: Matt Gianitsos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Oh, we’ve missed you, babies! Since things have been hectic (globally, mentally, etc.), we decided to have a little grounding moment. Welcome to our Catch-Up, where we get in a little goss, a little horniness, a little pop cultch. And then join us as we dip our toes into the pool of younger men...whomst could we be talking about? You’ll have to pucker up and listen in ;) Moments to look forward to - Ketchup Edition; Bitchy Discourse; Achingly Beautiful Boys; Hunky Hunk Hunk; Short King; Corny Collins Sex; Don’t Want No Scrubs; Best Dressed; World’s Worst Back Tat; Sexy Swede; Reigning Chris; and more! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @ButWouldYouKiss Thanks to Bethania Viana for our cover art and Matt Gianitsos for our theme music

Caption: Willem Dafoe? More like Willem Dafriend, baby! Open up your brain and your heart to consider the Green Goblin’s lips, why don’t you? Whether he’s screaming at R-Patz or being praised for literally playing Jesus, the world has decided Dafoe is Da Way to Go, and we are no exception. Join us as we talk Gravel ‘Gasm; SQUEAMISH; Why Is It So Big???; I Am the Rat; Lacking Sensuality; Speaking of Killing; Birds n Bees; Silly Sex Scenes; Not His Talent; Hot Button Ish’s; Why Isn’t It More Gay?; and Worthy of the BDE. Pucker up, but watch out for those sharp teeth. Cover art: Bethania Viana Theme music: Matt Gianitsos Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @butwouldyoukiss --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What’s that? You can’t stop thinking about eyebrows? Well, baby, we’ve got another juicy ep full of thicc brows for you, and this time we’re singing the praises of one Eugene Levy. Pre-recorded way back in May, we coming in HOT with some topics like: The Only Eyebrows; Family Affair; Middle Aged Men Who Don’t Get It; Famous Clique; Ordinary, Weird People; Schitts-ka; “We Fought About the Lawn”; Freakin’ Shmoke Show; Eugene is Guud; Picturing the Wrong Position. Join us as we take a look at his mega-dad energy, his long and gorgeous career, and most important as always, his lips. One might even say he’s...best in show? Cover art - Bethania Viana Theme music - Matt Gianitsos Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @butwouldyoukiss --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Smooth your eyebrows down, honey, this week we’re all about Peter Gallagher. From stage to screen to other screen, this inky-haired hottie has been keeping us entertained with his smooth voice and flawless face for decades. On the docket: Paying Our Respects; PG-13; Why Buy the Cow?; Butter on Toast; Broadway Baby; Peter Finebaum; Thicc Brows; Doused in EVOO; Pencil Mustache; Fat Lips; Ernesto; Don’t Hate the Player, Hate the Role. Join us as we fawn over honorary Jew PG, and ask yourself the age old question...would I kiss him? ****** JUSTICE FOR MAURICE GORDON - https://www.change.org/p/new-jersey-state-police-justice-for-maurice-gordon-jr?signed=true Info on Maurice Gordon - https://www.vox.com/identities/2020/6/9/21285536/maurice-gordon-police-shooting-explained Number and email for representatives you can contact to demand that Randall Wetzel be held accountable- 609-693-6700 (for all three reps below) Senator Christopher J. Connors, senconnors@njleg.org DiAnne Gove, aswgove@njleg.org Brian E. Rumpf, asmrumpf@njleg.org Office of Attorney General Division on Criminal Justice: Veronica Allende (Director) 609-984-6500 dcjtipline@njdcj.org --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Prepare for the foxx hole, baby, this week’s man is none other than Jamie Foxx! We’re talking Django, we’re talking “Blame It”, and we are especially talking Miss Katherine Holmes. What else we talking? We’re Here, We’re Quar; Horny for Cello; The Titular Role; Murder Toys, Indie King; Eat It Up with A Spork; Grandma Takes No Shit; Little Ms. Jamie; Science Lab; Proud Poppa; The Holmes Of It All; We Get Real for A Sec; and Duality of Man. Come for his top-tier dramatic acting, stay for his cute little nose freckles and the story of how he literally saved a life? Blame it on the nose freckles, if you will! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter : @ButWouldYouKiss Theme music: Matt Gianitsos Cover Art: Bethania Viana --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hop on your horse and ride through your vineyard, it’s Dennis Quaid Week here at BWYK! Join us as we discuss DQ’s best (and worst [the dog movie, ugh]) roles, various marriages (juicy!!), and that thirty-mile long smile, truly the widest mouth in show biz...BUT WOULD YOU KISS IT? We cover so much ground in this ep... Mr. Leather Face Himself; Dogs Shouldn’t Talk; The Secret? He’s Gay; Name Drop King; Justice for the Sharks; DO YOUR HOMEWORK; Dennis “Jackson Maine” Quaid; Our New Sister; Mid-Life Crisis ‘Fits; DQ on Me2; The Logistics of Mouths; #JusticeforDennis Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @ButWouldYouKiss Cover art: Bethania Viana Theme Music: Matt Gianitsos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Episode 6 has arrived naked and on a skateboard in the form of Bruce Willis, baby! We’re talkin’ one of the most beloved action stars of all time, we’re talkin’ one of the coolest celeb couples in history, we’re talkin’ Bald by Choice! What else we talking in this ep? We’re Tired, Tragically Hot for Cartoons, “Research” (Porn), Little Boy Movie, He’s COOL, The Return of Bruno, Father Little Richard (RIP), To Quarantine with an Ex?, He Got A Gun, and The Girls Get Sweaty. Join us as we take a close (closer than necessary) look at Bruce, his career, his band, and above all else, his mouth. Cover art by Bethania Viana. Theme music by Matt Gianitsos. Follow us on insta and twitter @butwouldyoukiss --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hoist up your boomboxes and crank your Peter Gabriel, this week’s man is none other than John Cusack! From little nerd to leading man to political activist, we’re bopping our way through the life of the 80’s darling. We cover a whole lot of ground int his ep: Big Head ‘Bama, Zoey’s Incredible List of Songs, Delicious Dmitri, Jessica’s Confession and Milly’s Acceptance, Skeevy Skeevy Skeeve, Smile More Sweetcheeks!, Wiki Shade, Mile High Club, The Pinkos/Cusack Feud, Stalking, and Mouth Under Microscope. Come for Dmitri from Anastasia, stay for the story of John hating Milly. Apply your Bubblegum Lip Smackers, or don’t! Cover art by Bethania Viana. Theme music by Matt Gianitsos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Grab your little sword and your cape, honey! We’re talking Zorro himself, AKA Antonio Banderas. Known universally for being hot and making people question whether or not they’re attracted to an animated bee in a commercial, we were so excited to get to know the man all moms are hot for. Highlights include: Kisses from Days of Old, Puss in Boots, We’re Sorry to This Man, Panic Pixie Dream Girls, Antonio Band-HAIR-as, Madonna Spills It, To Marry a Normie, Vaguely Serious, and Tongue Studies! Pucker up and join us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Saddle up for Episode 3, baby! Whether your hair is long and perfect or short and acceptable, you’re gonna wanna hear the John Corbett Chat. He may not have won Carrie Bradshaw’s heart, but he’s certainly won our scrutiny and ultimately, our love. We're talking: Qupdates, Gil&George&Jake, John CorBAE, Country Corbett, Man Knows Hairs, Sexy Unwed Devotion, JC Painted Originals, Cussin’, Doing A Lot with A Little, John Put Your Necklace ON, and of course, Final Poll. This episode is a yeehaw, so join us as two horndogs dive into the world on famed country music star (and occasional actor) John Corbett. APOLOGIES for the chaotic ending...we thinks it was an audio delay, causing us to sound absolutely drunk and passive aggressive? Kinda fun representation of the times. Music by Matt Gianitsos. Cover art by Bethania Viana. Instagram and Twitter: @ButWouldYouKiss --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Episode 2 is here and we have some important questions before we start: Have you cleaned your round little glasses? Have you run your hand over your bald head in exasperation? Are you girding your loins? In these days of quantinued quarantine, why don’t you let Mr. Stanley Tucci sweep you into a world of food, fashion, and consistent acting work that spans a delightful career. We stan this bite-sized Stan. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this trying time, we would like to know: Would You Kiss Thomas Hanks? It's important to us that everyone know we recorded this little sweetie two weeks before Tommy's diagnosis. To be clear, we stan Hanx and we wish he and Rita the quickest, fullest, smoothest recovery. We wish that for everyone, but I think we can all agree the nation, nay the world, needs him in particular. If we could nurse him back to health ourselves, we would. In this first episode we will explore delicious themes such as: Barefoot Nymph David Byrne, Sexy Parasite?, America's Daddy, Tom's juicy bottom in his first big film Splash, NO Crying in Baseball, CHET, Bill Murray for the Locals, and questions and considerations about What That Mouth Do? If you'd like to get bitchy and gossip about hot actors, like really get deep into it, like probably too deep, come sit with us honey!! And most importantly, think about whether or not You Would Kiss.