Don't Tell Our Wives

We discuss Jim's shock and awe at his two brothers-in-law leaving their wives and kids for a guys weekend in Myrtle Beach over Mother's Day! We also share our thoughts on Jacqueline Ades, stalking and the tale of 65,000 text messages.

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Jason gets boned and now his wife wants a treadmill...a double boning if you will!

We touch on Beyonce's Bite-gate and who we would like to bite if we could. The Roseanne show return after 20 years has us thinking about what shows we'd like to see come back with their original cast AND... we call friend of the show Kevin T and discuss the state of men's "game". Hint: Returning to the well and re-treads don't count!

Nick joins the guys to discuss his Burger Ambassadorship during Halifax Burger Week

Jim's cats refuse to let him live...Jason shares his family's cell phone strategies and Jim is perplexed by his son's YouTube consumption.

Jim hints at the treadmill's potential effectiveness and Jason ponders a possible emotional double standard that exists between men and women with Kevin T

The guys rehash Super Bowl Week at Jim's. They call Kevin T and Nick from Nova Scotia to discuss Cat-fishing and Hamburgers.

The guys touch base on the last month, give the state of the DTOW union and discuss Super Bowl plans with Kevin T.

The guys rehash their holiday season and set their sights on 2018...

Peggy is back to discuss what it's like now being an indoor cat!

The guys have a quick post Thanksgiving chat about Black Friday, 20 year reunions and what have you.

The guys attempt to reconcile just how weird Hollywood has become and how it has impacted the ultimate dating tool of masturbating in front of your date. And Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Jim waxes poetic about young love while Jason has flashbacks to his formative years where mother reigned with an emotional hammer! And an upcoming 20 year reunion has Jason wondering (overthinking) if he'll attend.

Why is Hollywood so touchy-gropey? Jason recalls a time that caused him to give up on Halloween costume competitions.

When is it acceptable to wear a jersey? Jim's wife is looking for something bigger...in a phone.

Jim discusses a failed pitch to his wife and the guys start their soft reboot of the show by tackling rough first dates in the wake of the Tinder-911-Feces story.

Jim was shocked when Jason dropped a bomb in the previous episode about a failed marriage proposal...the following is a recount of that experience and how it was all Jason's friend Ira's fault.

Jim is home from vacation and they both have no idea what a demisexual is.

Jim somehow sets up and deftly avoids two job interviews in 24 hours. And dick sandwiches.

Jason's wife joins the show to shed light on his issues with traveling. And in general.

Jim grabs the mic and spits like a homeless rapper taking his last shot.

We Love You All...but let's hope year 2 is more productive and let's us up inside more strangers!

The guys break down the lucrative new business of selling feces to shit banks for medical purposes. Kevin T shares the guys' photos to a female friend...for what reason again?!

The guys suddenly remembered that they have a podcast! Jim has a great idea for Jason's "sample" and Jason partially loses his mind. Again.

Jim questions the muffin and if it truly is a breakfast food. Jason discusses a guys weekend proposal with a suddenly giddy Jim!

Jim learns something about Jason that questions their friendship and Jim is having a hell of a time shopping for sneakers.

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Jim discusses a family outing at a Celtics game. Kevin T joins the show to discuss relationship theory from a guy in his late 30's. Jason shares an experience from his past.

Jason explains why he measures out his cocktails at home while Jim discusses his separate worlds.

The guys give you a quick hitter on Jim's' secret (to him) kitchen remodel and Jason tells a tale of online dating before online dating.

Angry Pete is back to discuss Jim's rage, Santa's facial and gift giving. Jason takes umbrage with full nudity.

The guys fire off a quick missile recapping Jason's holiday party and feedback from super fan Nick. Peggy is also officially off the market.

Jim explains his desire for change and Jason questions how soon is too soon to embrace another man.

Kevin T and Angry Pete join the guys to talk about Jim's tears, Kevin's chicken nuggets and rubber wedding bands.

Peggy comes back to recap Jason's wedding and touch on her latest dating experiences and foray into the online dating world. She leaves no drop of wine left in her wake.

Jason's wedding is almost upon him, Jim wants to start a Laser Tag business and the guys discuss whether or not elderly people deserve to hit the lottery.

Batteries refreshed, the guys have one too many beers and tackle listener feedback and Jim's screeching in his sleep.

NPC competitor David Lees joins the guys to talk competing and Jim's potential breakout in the Mr. Olympia "Dad Bod" division. Jim buys ANOTHER new vehicle.

The guys discuss their holidays. Jason addresses the listener's feedback that he complains too much. Holiday music brought to you by the band "VKNGS"

Jason and Jim interview for the same job. The guys give you an example of how to ace an interview and Jim gets called out for foul play.

Jim and Jason are back after an almost 3 week hiatus. They discuss their time apart and try to fall back in love. Jim was a chaperone and Jason almost left a dookie in the great outdoors of Utah.

Jason feels like sustained dominance or excellence is more of an underdog story than the typical "upset" and should be celebrated as such. Jim weighs in and shares what he gets dominated in.

The guys discuss their completely different Mother's Day experiences. Jason takes issue with adult coloring books, cell phone "holsters" and his therapist's availability on Sundays.

The guys bring in a subject matter expert on dating in 2016 and she needs a date for Jason's wedding.

Jason's expectations, Jim's lame bachelor party, do we care to rage anymore? And an email from an actual woman.

We made a podcast, but who the hell are we?