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It's the world's biggest podcast! Evan Brando, Garrett Loudin and Christian Petee host a show about life, love, and a bunch of other stuff too. Throw in a mix of awesome new music and you've got yourself a pretty 6 out of 10 podcast.

Evan and Garrett Take On The World


    • Sep 24, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 48 EPISODES


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    Episode 48 The Drama Club: Oklahoma! Ft. Elliott Folds

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2018 58:35


    It's The World's Biggest Podcast! In this episode, the boys take on a new mini podcast called "The Drama Club" where the boys are joined by their good friend Elliott to discuss the rich history of American musical theater. In this episode they dissect "Oklahoma!" (spoilers: it's way hornier than you'd expect!) All that and so much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World!

    Episode 47 Rehearsing Safe Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2018 63:06


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on how to make a house a home, how great DragonCon was AND Elon Musk stops by to smoke some bongs! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Superbody!

    Episode 46 How To Wear A Shirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 63:38


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys discuss Evan's horrible voice mail, the movies that shaped them into the doofuses they are and they try to figure out some basic male fashion advice! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Breathers!

    Episode 45: If You're A Teen...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 62:58


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys discuss what the best replacement for Stone Mountain, give advice to rising high school seniors and Evan reads a supposedly embarrassing letter he wrote to one of his ex-girlfriends! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Not The Real You!

    Episode 44: Don't Eat Your Pets!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 58:01


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on self care and find out what it means to 'treat yo self', and Evan and Garrett interpret Christian's dreams to find out what dink he really us! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring musical guest, Baby Baby!

    Episode 43 The Bigger, Sexier Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 67:13


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys explore the exciting world of horoscopes and personality tests, and Garrett puts on his best Barack Obama impression for a soft reboot of the worst segment ever featured on the show, Fan Fiction Theater! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Lunar Vacation!

    Episode 42 I Write Code, Not Tragedies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2018 60:47


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, Evan has Garrett and Christian match up celebrities with the titles of their officially licensed board games, and the boys debut their new netiquette mini-podcast, "Extremely Online"! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Antarcticats!

    Episode 41 The King's Nut

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018 67:25


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys give some unsolicited advice on making friends in a new city, and Evan lets Garrett and Christian in on the side hustle opportunity of a lifetime. All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Georgia Flood!

    Episode 40 Greeno Shot First

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 64:47


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, Evan and Garrett help Christian write his $200 million remake of The Last Jedi, and they all learn which corporations/products millenials are killing! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Eddie Rascal!

    Episode 39 The One Where Evan And Garrett *Expletive* Themselves

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017 22:44


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys talk about the times they've pretended to know about stuff to look cool, Evan tries his best to reference Labyrinth, and Garrett gets shot in the ribs with a metaphorical arrow! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Lanes and Lunar Vacation!

    Episode 38 It's a Metaphor for Millenials

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2017 49:47


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, we have our friend Josh Tomatoes (heir to the Rotten Tomatoes throne) in studio to talk the best and worst movie sequels, metaphors for those gosh darn millenials, and we play a new game called "What's the Buzz!?" All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends LIKE MIKE AND LIKE MIKE (WE PLAYED EM TWICE)

    Episode 37 Bionicle Is Still Cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2017 41:56


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys go over the return of things they liked when they were kids (and decide if they're still good), Garrett talks about lighter side of Runescape, and Evan hates someone so shouldn't his girlfriend hate her too? All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Glass Cannon and Douglas Aldridgee

    Episode 36 Fan Fiction Theater Chapter 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2017 46:39


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys ACTUALLY UPLOAD A NEW EPISODE AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS, Evan accidentally finds nudes of an ex-girlfriend on an old phone, and Garrett makes dinner plans while reading chapter 5 of "Face the Strange"! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Josh Purgason and BAST!

    Episode 35 Down With The Thiccness

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2017 40:48


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys discuss cult classic films and what makes them cult-y, they tear apart some douche-bags viral post about his wife, and they discover what a real woman is. All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Honey Hips, Cruise Director and Pony League!

    Episode 34 Now That's What I call Egg-Tastic!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2017 42:18


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, Garrett throws Evan a party to top his roast from last year, they re-enact a climactic scene from every anime ever and it's all egg-tastic when they play a round of "Exploring the Amazon" All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Sidney Gish, Twin Studies and Burns Like Fire!

    Episode 33 HELL YEAH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2017 45:05


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, Maggie Schneider is back in studio to tell the boys about her upcoming EP, Evan gets some drunk club goers to describe the plots of various movies (which Garrett and Maggie have to guess the titles of), and the gang reminisces on the days of yore when romantic comedies didn't suck! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Douglas Aldridge, Maggie Schneider (live in studio!), and Sojourn!

    Episode 32 Batman's Famous Catchphrase

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2017 38:16


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, winter is here and the boys come to the realization that Game of Thrones is coming to an end, they discuss the importance of romantic gestures and we get some insight into why Evan owes Garrett a root beer float! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Bleach Garden, Sailing to Denver and Gold Bears!

    Episode 31 Your Friendly Neighborhood Podcast Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2017 47:56


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys give their SPOILER FREE Spider-Man: Homecoming review, Evan rants and raves about how much he hates Iron Man 2, and they discuss what you can do to get motivated when you find yourself in a rut! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Honesty Again, Bear Girl, and Steady Common!

    Episode 30 Fan Fiction Theater Chapter 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2017 43:11


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on how to throw the world's most KILLER party, Evan recalls the time Garrett's little brother got shot with a whole bunch of fireworks this past 4th of July, and things spiral out of control as they attempt to trudge through chapter 4 of "Face the Strange"! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Fighting Sides, Bazo Grey, and Staring Contest!

    Episode 29 Brought To You By Mountain Dew White Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2017 43:59


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys (joined by their intern Christian and his new intern Conner) take on how to make friends online, they gain and lose a sponsorship very quickly and the boys make their own custom Cards Against Humanity set with the help of you, the listener! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Kyle Troop and The Heretics, Ganges Phalanges and Truett!

    Episode 28 Rock And Roll Is The Devil's Music

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2017 59:31


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on local musician/teen heartthrob Carson Pace of The Callous Daoboys, they talk about the intersection of music and religion, and Evan plays some songs backwards for Garrett and Carson to guess what spooky message the devil is trying to send them! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends DIP, The Callous Daoboys, and Suntrodden!

    Episode 27 I'm Too Sexy For My Dad Bod

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2017 38:18


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on their flabby, disgusting dad bodies, Evan regales his recent trip to Nashville, and they debate what constitutes the PERFECT road trip playlist! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Georgia Flood, Robot Party, and Next Year's End!

    Episode 26 Cowboys And Buddy Cops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2017 45:24


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on how to handle emotional baggage (or luggage) left over from previous relationships, they write the plots to fake movies that YOU helped come up with, and Evan does his best impression of an angry midwestern woman that didn't get cheese sauce with her mini-corndogs! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Young and The Elder, Kishi Bashi, and Neighbor Lady!

    Episode 25 Dad To The Bone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2017 68:04


    It's the world's biggest podcast! On today's episode, it's the Father's Day Special! Evan and Garrett sit down and have a real heart to heart with their dads, Evan's dad tells the story of the time Evan almost embarrassed himself miserably at the 6th grade talent show, and Garrett's dad talks about when he kicked Micheal Stipe from R.E.M. out of his house party! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Total Bummer, The Chance (Evan's dad's band!), and Janah!

    Episode 24 Fan Fiction Theater Chapter 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2017 40:57


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on whether or not it's okay to still be Facebook friends with your exes, Garrett reluctantly reads chapter 3 of "Face The Strange," and the boys call out professional eater Takeru Kobayashi! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Fox Wound, Actual Garbage, and Yukons!

    Episode 23 Finger Guns In The Hallway

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2017 50:03


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on J. Tyler, James Shealy, and Shay (three INCREDIBLY talented artists from Big Snow Entertainment), they chat about their upcoming album release party, Evan accidentally becomes real friends with one of his work friends, and Evan, Garrett, and James get WAY too excited about Hobbytown USA! All that and much, much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! With tunes from our friends Shay, J. Tyler, and James Shealy!

    Episode 22 Please, No Talking During Our Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2017 43:49


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on Sarah and The Safe Word (an AMAZING local band, they're seriously super awesome), Evan describes the worst live show he's ever seen in his life, and Garrett and Sarah get a chance to geek out over the new season of Twin Peaks! All that and much, much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! With tunes from our friends Trigger Shy, Sarah and The Safe Word, and Sojourn!

    Episode 21 Don't You Forget About Me (Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2017 51:38


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys say goodbye to their friend and mentor, Jay Philpott, they read some "one star" Amazon movie reviews, and Evan gets into a phone argument with Garrett's girlfriend about Over the Hedge! All that and much, much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take on the World! With tunes from our friends Sealions, Separations, and Emily Yacina!

    Episode 20 #GarrettForATony

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 41:53


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on their younger brothers' high school graduations, Evan geeks out over the WWE, and Garrett begins his campaign to win a Tony award! All that and much, much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take on the World! With tunes from our friends Survival Kit, Line The Stars, and TGTG!

    Episode 19 Shameful Self-Promotion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2017 38:42


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on how they celebrated Memorial Day, Garrett pretends to slap Evan's sunburn, and the guys share some VERY exciting news! All that and much, much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take on the World! With tunes from our friends Riviera, South City Riot, and Mom Jeans!

    Episode 18 I Just Called To Say I'm Bailing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2017 42:00


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys (with Intern Christian) take on the finer points of male grooming, whether or not Oprah is a werewolf, and how to properly balance a relationship and a social life! All that and much, much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take on the World! With tunes from our friend Pastel Dream, Homeshake, and Revenge Season!

    Episode 17 Avocado Toast, The Silent Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2017 38:34


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on why the hell fidget spinners are so damn trendy, they learn the reason they can't afford to buy a home is because they spend too much money on avocados, and Garrett reveals that he's just as bad at dating virtual girls as he is in real life! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Boygirlfriends, Karsin, and Tourneforte!

    Episode 16 "L" Is For The Way You Look At Me

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2017 39:48


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on using "the L word" for the first time in a new relationship, Evan has a terrible first day at his new job (which somehow has to do with his body hair being waxed off?), and the guys discuss how easy it is to get free food from literally any fast food restaurant. All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Twotakes, MADAM WEST, and The Organ Machines!

    Episode 15 There Goes My Gyro

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2017 41:22


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on Dogs in Slow Motion (an INSANELY awesome local band), Evan accidentally does cross-fit to impress his new boss, and the guys discuss music and dumb local scene drama! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Dreamer & Son, and two live performances from Dogs in Slow Motion (including their newest single "Conyers")!

    Episode 14 Fan Fiction Theater Chapter 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2017 42:36


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on Evan's inability to enjoy a day off, and the boys get really personal about the importance of recognizing and learning to accept their mental health issues and finally they read chapter 2 of Fan Fiction Theater! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Floral Tattoo, Kilroy Kobra and Enversia!

    Episode 13 HELL YEAH

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2017 45:20


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on the AMAZING Maggie Schneider (local pop-punker/the love of Evan's life), they read a SUPER weird email that Evan's friend received from some creep, and Maggie fills the guys in on why Nick is the worst Jonas Brother! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Microwave, Maggie Schneider (live in studio!), and The Head!

    Episode 12 The Room To Watch Football and Masturbate In

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2017 42:42


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode the boys take on how to you're supposed to decorate so you look like a goddam adult- Evan went to a 21st birthday (and is getting far too old for them)and the duo discuss their own 21st birthday right of passage. All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Everyday Anthem, Breathers, and Quinn Cicala!

    Episode 11 Is The Prince of Egypt The Most Romantic Movie?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2017 42:16


    It's the world's biggest podcast! In today's episode the boys take on the shows you "HAVE" to watch, the weirdness of meeting the person you're dating's friends, and SOMEONE CALLS THE STUDIO A BUNCH OF TIMES AND WOWEE IS IT ANNOYING. All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Dogs in Slow Motion, New Madrid and Epifects!

    Episode 10 Shut Up And Get Your Heart Broken

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2017 41:55


    The World's Biggest Podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on the INCREDIBLY talented Sketch MacQuinor (animator for SquidBillies and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, V/O artist, comedy writer, and all-around cool dude), Evan seeks relationship advice from Garrett and Sketch, and everyone learns a valuable lesson through the magic of poetry! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Maggie Schneider, Honey Hips, and Chris Senador!

    Episode 9 The Mandatory Star Wars Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2017 42:30


    The World's Biggest Podcast! In today's episode, the boys take on the new Star Wars trailer (obviously), there's a VERY bizarre rumor going on about Garrett, and the duo discovers how to be creatively mean to their freshman classmates! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Kyle Thornton and The Company, Smallville and Radio Birds!

    Episode 8 You Gotta Like Puppets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2017 34:28


    The World's Biggest Podcast! In today's episode, Evan asks Garrett for advice on how to text girls, the boys play an old piece of audio where Evan was a TOTAL dick, and Evan reminisces on his days of being mercilessly bullied in high school! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Bitter, Sports Coach, and Kissing Booth!

    Episode 7 An Emmy Award Winning Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2017 41:34


    The World's Biggest Podcast! In today's episode, the boys chat with their Emmy award winning friend Nick Bilz, discuss who they'd tell off in their acceptance speeches, and the time Evan actually stabbed Garrett with a sword! All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take On The World! Featuring tunes from our friends Small Time 'Capone, Lunar Vacation, and BABY BABY!

    Episode 6 Fan Fiction Theater Chapter 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2017 36:01


    The World's Biggest Podcast! In today's episode, the boys talk all about prom and how you can get away with Nic Cage themed romance! The boys also flash their acting chops with chapter 1 of FAN FICTION THEATER. All that and much more on today's episode of Evan and Garrett take on The World! Featuring tunes from our friends The Funeral Portrait, BiRDPERSON, and The Callous Daoboys!

    Episode 5 Hello My Name Is Phil Collins

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2017 42:51


    The World's Biggest Podcast! On today's episode, we learn why you should hope you never get a letter from Garrett, we talk about the worst parties we've ever been to, and which circus Evan ALMOST did cocaine with! All that and so much more in today's episode of Evan and Garrett take on the world! Featuring music from Antarcticats, Lacquer and Peach State!

    Episode 4 You Can't Put A Price On Exposure

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2017 37:53


    The World's Biggest Podcast! The boys have their new intern in studio, A teacher tells Garrett why he should give up on his dreams and they play their own, audience made Cards Against Humanity set! All that and so much more in today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take on the World! Featuring music by our friends Rabbit!, Michael Cera Palin and Delphinium

    Episode 3 It Ain't Easy Being The Human Version of Scooter The Muppet

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 39:57


    The World's Biggest Podcast! The boys discover Garrett is in a ska band, Evan gets emotional over the worst purchase he ever made, and the duo analyze how tough dating long distance is! All that and so much more in today's episode of Evan and Garrett Take on the World! Featuring music from our friends Sea Ghost, Pep Talk and The Mumzees!

    Episode 2 The Jewish Red Head That Got Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2017 39:02


    The World's Biggest Podcast! The boys dissect social media etiquette, riff on how much they hate "nice guys", and Evan "slides into the DM's" of a girl he had a crush on in high school! All that and so much more in today's episode of Evan and Garrett take on the world! Featuring music from Superbody, LIKE MIKE and Highbeams

    Episode 1 Remember The 90's Ghosts?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2017 39:28


    The World's Biggest Podcast! In this episode, Evan and Garrett talk about the nuances of petering out in relationships, Wild Berry Pop-Tarts, and The Ducktales reboot! Featuring music from Bolivian Search Party, Good Hunter and Total Bummer!

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