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Join Rock92's , 2 Guys Named Chris Show as they talk to Junior from Montgomery County and get his opinion on various topics and what's going on in his life. If you like Larry The Cable Guy, your going to love Junior.

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    • Dec 30, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • daily NEW EPISODES
    • 4m AVG DURATION
    • 255 EPISODES


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    Junior is Celebrating the Death of Osama bin Laden

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 6:05


    Junior calls in to discuss the killing of Osama bin Laden, Spider's suicide attempt, and tells a story about two men in a mental institute.  Original Air Date 05/11/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Secret to a Long, Healthy Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 3:48


    Junior calls in to discuss confessing to Oprah, gives his secret for a long and healthy life, and tells a story about a school writing competition.  Original Air Date 07/07/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Pink Panty Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 5:05


    Junior calls in to make an announcement about the Pump N Munch pink panty special and tells a story about two men named Willie and Earl who were both nervous at the doctor's office.  Original Air Date 12/13/2007 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Got Graves Everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 6:05


    Junior calls in to discuss walking on top of graves, Spider's fears about going on a cruise, and tells a story about a man named Leeroy who was in the hospital. Original Air Date 03/09/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Why Won't Junior Take Pictures With People?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 5:51


    Junior calls in to discuss a woman advertising the American Idol premiere, Spider's children learning about computers, and tells a story about a third-grader who is often late to school. Original Air Date 01/12/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Has Ideas for the Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 3:23


    Junior calls in to discuss the effect of children drinking too much water and gives some competition ideas for the Olympics.  Original Air Date 08/03/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Breakup Song Request

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 3:56


    Junior calls in to discuss Biggie's breakup, a man who got sucked into a wood chipper, and tells a story about a large-breasted organ player at church.   Original Air Date 09/23/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on the Hudson River Plane Crash

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 7:24


    Junior calls in to discuss the plane that landed into the Hudson River and tells a story about a duck hunter who got shot in the junk.  Original Air Date 01/19/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Wants to be with the World's Largest Woman

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 4:44


    Junior calls in to discuss a woman trying to become the largest in the world, his desire to be with a big woman, and the lack of NASCAR races.  Original Air Date 03/16/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Thinks Phone Sex Can Help the Hungry

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 4:54


    Junior calls in to discuss Spider's child's report card, Hot Foot's current idea about phone sex helping the hungry, and tells a story about a boy named Johnny who likes to gamble. Original Air Date 06/24/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Requirements for the Montgomery County Militia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 4:49


    Junior calls in to discuss a man who accidentally shot himself, Spider's trouble with school, and tells a story about three southern boys in Mexico.  Original Air Date 08/25/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Knows How to Pass a Drug Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 5:38


    Junior calls in to discuss a special deal at the Pump N Munch, Hot Foot's tips for passing a drug test, and tells a story about a man who joined a nudit colony. 02/26/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on the Upcoming Election

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 5:32


    Junior calls in to discuss the upcoming election, Spider's experience homeschooling his children, and tells a story about a woman in labor at the hospital.  Original Air Date 11/03/2008 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Desperately Needs a Swimming Pool

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 7:16


    Junior calls in to discuss his immediate need for a swimming pool, Mackenzie Phillips' book, and tells a story about a woman named Jane. Original Air Date 10/01/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Winning Pick-Up Line

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 5:05


    Junior calls in to discuss a terrible smell, Spider's Thanksgiving (or "Skanksgiving"), a hot woman he met, and tells a story about a Muslim in Montgomery County.  Original Air Date 12/07/2016 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on the Selection of the New Pope

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 5:50


    Junior calls in to discuss the selection of the new Pope. Original Air Date 03/13/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on Senior Class Pranks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 5:05


    Junior calls in to discuss high school senior pranks, Spider's experience at the pet cemetery, and tells a story about two men traveling on motor cycles.  Original Air Date 06/03/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Has Obama Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 4:05


    Junior calls in to discuss the president, a trending video called Kony 2012, and tells a story about a woman wearing a diamond ring.  Original Air Date 03/28/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Who was Junior's Favorite President?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 6:08


    Junior calls in to discuss Chris Kelly's President's Day fact list, why Tony Stewart can't win a NASCAR race, and tells a story about a man named Murhphy.  Original Air Date 03/14/2008 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Slept with a Blind Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 3:59


    Junior calls in to discuss San Francisco buying wastewater and tells a story about how he was in bed with a blind girl last night.  Original Air Date 09/07/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Encourages Prostate Health

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 5:54


    Junior calls in to discuss prostate exams.  Original Air Date 11/16/2016 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Elephant in the Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 4:15


    Junior calls in to discuss a member of 2GNC quitting, Spider's Memaw going to medical school, and tells a story about a man on death row.  Original Air Date 03/29/2017 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on Obama's Inauguration

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 5:14


    Junior calls in to discuss a previous caller who had some divisive comments, President Obama's inauguration, and tells a story about a drunk customer at the Pump N Munch.  Original Air Date 01/21/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Recaps His Holiday Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 5:00


    Junior calls in to discuss his unsatisfying Christmas, his desire to reenact the Civil War, and tells a story about a man who needed plastic surgery.  Original Air Date 01/03/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Solution to the NYC Rat Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 3:48


    Junior calls in to discuss the rat problem on NY subways, Spider's son playing doctor with the neighbor, and tells a story about the Montgomery County undertaker.  Original Air Date 03/29/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Hair Trimming Tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 5:05


    Junior calls in to discuss hair trimming, Spider's trip to Raleigh, and tells the story about a husband and wife who went golfing.  Original Air Date 10/13/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Thinks Murder Cases Should Stay Unsolved

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 4:27


    Junior calls in to discuss unsolved murder cases, Spider's grandparents in the hospital after Valentine's Day, and tells a story about a young man in a bar with a shoe box.  Original Air Date 02/16/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Won't Get the Flu Vaccine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 7:24


    Junior calls in to discuss the swine flu vaccine, a project Spider is working on, and tells a story about a man at the bar who had an encounter with a monkey. Original Air Date 10/08/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Church Dilemma

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 2:09


    Junior calls in to discuss a church in Montgomery County with a large-breasted organ player.  Original Air Date 02/10/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 4:28


    Junior calls in to discuss the sex tape sale at the Pump N Munch and tells the story of a woman with hairy armpits who went to the bar.  Original Air Date 09/29/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Thoughts on Sequestration

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 5:05


    Junior calls in to discuss sequestration, Spider's potty training techniques, and tells a story about a woman named June. Original Air Date 07/07/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior is Pro-Secession

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 6:00


    Junior calls in to discuss secession, Spider's alternative to viagra, and tells a story about a man mowing the lawn.  Original Air Date 11/16/2012   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on Walmart Photoshoots

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 5:33


    Junior calls in to discuss Spider's family picture day, Hot Foot's bad experience with a hooker, and tells a story about a service at his church.  Original Air Date 09/23/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior is Competing with Sheetz

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 6:05


    Junior calls in to discuss 2GNC visiting Sheetz, a Pump N Munch competitor. He also explains Cleetus' mother's doctor visit and tells a story about a city girl passing through Montgomery County. Original Air Date 04/19/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Loves Oak Hollow Mall

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 7:02


    Junior calls in to discuss Oak Hollow Mall in High Point, Spider's injury, and tells a story about a man lost on a ship wreck.  Original Air Date 01/25/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Has Perfect Books for Stocking Stuffers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 4:40


    Junior calls in to discuss the current freezing weather, Spider getting his tongue stuck, and the Pump N Munch book sale.  Original Air Date 12/08/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Blacked Out After the Election

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 9:02


    Junior calls in to discuss how he took the election day results, breast reduction surgery, and tells a story about Siamese twins at the bar. Original Air Date 11/11/2008 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Will Take Care of Your Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 5:35


    Junior calls in to offer babysitting services and discusses Chris Kelly's embarrassing photo.  Original Air Date 09/24/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Snow Day Plans

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 4:20


    Junior calls in to discuss the winter storm, Spider's children during the snow day, and tells a story about a farmhand. Original Air Date 01/18/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior's Favorite Sleeping Remedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 7:24


    Junior calls in to discuss sleeping remedies, university roommates, and tells a story of two brothers who went hunting. Original Air Date 7/27/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Has Snow Safety Tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 6:17


    Junior calls in to discuss snow day safety, snow day essentials, and tells a story about a woman who just gave birth. Original Air Date 12/16/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Got Scammed by Tiger Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 5:25


    Junior calls in to discuss getting scammed by Tiger Woods, Spider's Christmas wish, and tells a story about when Santa's elves got sick.  Original Air Date 12/19/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Has Plenty of Snowstorm Supplies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 3:58


    Junior calls in to discuss snowstorm supplies and tells a story about a man named Jean with a bad tooth.  Original Air Date 01/10/2017 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior is Tired of the Snow Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 4:22


    Junior calls in to discuss the snowstorm, gives a math problem to 2GNC listeners, and tells the story of an illegal immigrant with a hooker. Original Air Date 02/17/2015 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on Spider's Mother-in-Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 2:42


    Junior calls in to discuss Spider's Mother-in-Law and tells a story of a church member in Montgomery County.  Original Air Date 06/18/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Reads a Dear John Column

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 5:02


    Junior calls in to read a Dear John advice column, discusses Spider's son being suspended, and tells a story about a girl named Sally. Original Air Date 06/20/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior and Hybrid Cars

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 3:46


    Junior calls in to discuss hybrid cars and explains why Spider is in jail. Original Air Date 09/06/2006 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior & the Pump N Munch Mother's Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 5:37


    Junior calls in to discuss women with large breasts, makes an announcement about Mother's Day specials at the Pump n Munch, and has a better version of the "better marriage" blanket.  Original Air Date 05/05/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior on Getting Asked for Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 5:05


    Junior calls in to discuss getting asked for money, Spider's rock climbing, and tells a story about a man at the pet store. Original Air Date 08/18/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Junior Left Chris Kelly on Hold

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 6:05


    Junior calls in, leaves Chris Kelly on hold, discusses Spider's vow renewal, and tells a story about a golfer. Original Air Date 10/07/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    What's at Junior's Haunted House?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 2:46


    Junior calls in to advertise the Montgomery County Haunted House which includes multiple scary spots.  Original Air Date 10/22/2014 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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