Funny Calls and Junior

Junior calls in to discuss the killing of Osama bin Laden, Spider's suicide attempt, and tells a story about two men in a mental institute.  Original Air Date 05/11/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss confessing to Oprah, gives his secret for a long and healthy life, and tells a story about a school writing competition.  Original Air Date 07/07/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to make an announcement about the Pump N Munch pink panty special and tells a story about two men named Willie and Earl who were both nervous at the doctor's office.  Original Air Date 12/13/2007 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss walking on top of graves, Spider's fears about going on a cruise, and tells a story about a man named Leeroy who was in the hospital. Original Air Date 03/09/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a woman advertising the American Idol premiere, Spider's children learning about computers, and tells a story about a third-grader who is often late to school. Original Air Date 01/12/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the effect of children drinking too much water and gives some competition ideas for the Olympics.  Original Air Date 08/03/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss Biggie's breakup, a man who got sucked into a wood chipper, and tells a story about a large-breasted organ player at church.   Original Air Date 09/23/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the plane that landed into the Hudson River and tells a story about a duck hunter who got shot in the junk.  Original Air Date 01/19/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a woman trying to become the largest in the world, his desire to be with a big woman, and the lack of NASCAR races.  Original Air Date 03/16/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss Spider's child's report card, Hot Foot's current idea about phone sex helping the hungry, and tells a story about a boy named Johnny who likes to gamble. Original Air Date 06/24/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a man who accidentally shot himself, Spider's trouble with school, and tells a story about three southern boys in Mexico.  Original Air Date 08/25/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a special deal at the Pump N Munch, Hot Foot's tips for passing a drug test, and tells a story about a man who joined a nudit colony. 02/26/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the upcoming election, Spider's experience homeschooling his children, and tells a story about a woman in labor at the hospital.  Original Air Date 11/03/2008 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss his immediate need for a swimming pool, Mackenzie Phillips' book, and tells a story about a woman named Jane. Original Air Date 10/01/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a terrible smell, Spider's Thanksgiving (or "Skanksgiving"), a hot woman he met, and tells a story about a Muslim in Montgomery County.  Original Air Date 12/07/2016 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the selection of the new Pope. Original Air Date 03/13/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss high school senior pranks, Spider's experience at the pet cemetery, and tells a story about two men traveling on motor cycles.  Original Air Date 06/03/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the president, a trending video called Kony 2012, and tells a story about a woman wearing a diamond ring.  Original Air Date 03/28/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss Chris Kelly's President's Day fact list, why Tony Stewart can't win a NASCAR race, and tells a story about a man named Murhphy.  Original Air Date 03/14/2008 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss San Francisco buying wastewater and tells a story about how he was in bed with a blind girl last night.  Original Air Date 09/07/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss prostate exams.  Original Air Date 11/16/2016 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a member of 2GNC quitting, Spider's Memaw going to medical school, and tells a story about a man on death row.  Original Air Date 03/29/2017 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a previous caller who had some divisive comments, President Obama's inauguration, and tells a story about a drunk customer at the Pump N Munch.  Original Air Date 01/21/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss his unsatisfying Christmas, his desire to reenact the Civil War, and tells a story about a man who needed plastic surgery.  Original Air Date 01/03/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the rat problem on NY subways, Spider's son playing doctor with the neighbor, and tells a story about the Montgomery County undertaker.  Original Air Date 03/29/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss hair trimming, Spider's trip to Raleigh, and tells the story about a husband and wife who went golfing.  Original Air Date 10/13/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss unsolved murder cases, Spider's grandparents in the hospital after Valentine's Day, and tells a story about a young man in a bar with a shoe box.  Original Air Date 02/16/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the swine flu vaccine, a project Spider is working on, and tells a story about a man at the bar who had an encounter with a monkey. Original Air Date 10/08/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss a church in Montgomery County with a large-breasted organ player.  Original Air Date 02/10/2012 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the sex tape sale at the Pump N Munch and tells the story of a woman with hairy armpits who went to the bar.  Original Air Date 09/29/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss sequestration, Spider's potty training techniques, and tells a story about a woman named June. Original Air Date 07/07/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss secession, Spider's alternative to viagra, and tells a story about a man mowing the lawn.  Original Air Date 11/16/2012   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss Spider's family picture day, Hot Foot's bad experience with a hooker, and tells a story about a service at his church.  Original Air Date 09/23/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss 2GNC visiting Sheetz, a Pump N Munch competitor. He also explains Cleetus' mother's doctor visit and tells a story about a city girl passing through Montgomery County. Original Air Date 04/19/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss Oak Hollow Mall in High Point, Spider's injury, and tells a story about a man lost on a ship wreck.  Original Air Date 01/25/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the current freezing weather, Spider getting his tongue stuck, and the Pump N Munch book sale.  Original Air Date 12/08/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss how he took the election day results, breast reduction surgery, and tells a story about Siamese twins at the bar. Original Air Date 11/11/2008 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to offer babysitting services and discusses Chris Kelly's embarrassing photo.  Original Air Date 09/24/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the winter storm, Spider's children during the snow day, and tells a story about a farmhand. Original Air Date 01/18/2011 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss sleeping remedies, university roommates, and tells a story of two brothers who went hunting. Original Air Date 7/27/2009 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss snow day safety, snow day essentials, and tells a story about a woman who just gave birth. Original Air Date 12/16/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss getting scammed by Tiger Woods, Spider's Christmas wish, and tells a story about when Santa's elves got sick.  Original Air Date 12/19/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss snowstorm supplies and tells a story about a man named Jean with a bad tooth.  Original Air Date 01/10/2017 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss the snowstorm, gives a math problem to 2GNC listeners, and tells the story of an illegal immigrant with a hooker. Original Air Date 02/17/2015 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss Spider's Mother-in-Law and tells a story of a church member in Montgomery County.  Original Air Date 06/18/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to read a Dear John advice column, discusses Spider's son being suspended, and tells a story about a girl named Sally. Original Air Date 06/20/2013 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss hybrid cars and explains why Spider is in jail. Original Air Date 09/06/2006 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss women with large breasts, makes an announcement about Mother's Day specials at the Pump n Munch, and has a better version of the "better marriage" blanket.  Original Air Date 05/05/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to discuss getting asked for money, Spider's rock climbing, and tells a story about a man at the pet store. Original Air Date 08/18/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in, leaves Chris Kelly on hold, discusses Spider's vow renewal, and tells a story about a golfer. Original Air Date 10/07/2010 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior calls in to advertise the Montgomery County Haunted House which includes multiple scary spots.  Original Air Date 10/22/2014 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.