My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last. Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books. 50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derrickson.

In Chapter 3, Minister of Magic Boxley Washington is forced to lay down the law to Harry, while also delving into the truth about what may or may not have happened to Harry's family…Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 2, our favourite character, the narrator, warns you not to read this book. Seriously. Don't. Or do. Idk.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 1, Voldemort's taken a brief vacation from the Dark Arts to take the New Death Eaters on an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii, but Mr. Charger's feeling like being friends with Voldemort isn't all it's cracked up to be.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

Welcome to Harry Potter and the Seven Servants. We kick off we the Prologue of this hopefully not excessively long book, where The Master closely follows the life of Harry Potter as he family begins to grow.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

Welcome to Book 5 of Harry Potter and the Boys. Enjoy as Sam responds blindly to the new podcast artwork by cartoonist Dave Ferrier, and reads the title of the book.We're back Tuesday!Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

We made it to the end of Book 4: The Phantom Farter, but a new Wizarding War is about to begin, and Derrick feels like he might be in the middle of it all...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

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In Chapter 51, Derrick finds a quiet place to read a damning letter from Olivia, which sheds some light on the events of the book...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 50, the funerals for the fallen students finally takes place, with their parents making inspirational (or not) speeches to honour the dead...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 49, Harry is required to write up an unfortunate result about the result of the Magilympics, plus a new teacher comes for an interview...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 48, some familiar (or unfamiliar) faces return to get Derrick out of a tight spot, but the devastating situation hits Hogwarts hard.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

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In Chapter 47, Voldemort finally returns, covered in a gooey white liquid as a result of the COYF Ceremony.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 46, the mysterious COYF Ceremony finally takes place, with several mysterious members of the New Death Eaters helping to bring Voldemort back to life.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 45, the mysterious backstabbing (or "cesarean") killer is revealed, and it's definitely not who we thought it would be. Or is it? I don't know.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In the most dramatic chapter yet, Harold and Derrick find themselves in the middle of a graveyard... wondering what might happen next.

In Chapter 43, Derrick and Harold find the end to the abysmal maze, and contemplate whether they are destined to repeat Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire's end.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 42, Derrick finds himself in a dillema in the middle of the maze task, and is quickly confronted by a horrifying beast.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

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Dimmy refuses to take part in the final entry of The Dimitri Chronicles, so the studio decides to proceed without him to find out what happened to Salazar Slytherin at the end of the last chronicle!Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 40, Professor Snape's Portrait fills in as potions teacher as Fuckster Fungorious is still (mysteriously) absent...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 39, the boys stage an intervention for Michael, who's unusual obsession with The Marauders Map has begun causing problems...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

Olivia provides Harold with a complete info dump explosion about Fuckster Fungorious and the death of his wife, which may reveal slightly too much information. But Harold and Olivia's relationship is thriving...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

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In Chapter 37, the announcement of the third task is interrupted abruptly by a medical emergency which has a surprising effect on Fuckity Duckity Dock...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 36, Harry is put under pressure when he realises he has no idea what the third task for the Magilympics should be, and the other headmasters are asking questions!Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

The Dimitri Chronicles are BACK , and LESS about Dimmy than ever before, much to Dimmy's dismay. Or Dimsmay. That being said, a huge secret about Salazar Slytherin is unfolding before our very eyes... and it might have something to do with one of the boys.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

FDD (F**kity Duckity Dock), Gobby and Hagrid are hosting an afterparty of sorts for The Sexy Ball, but things turn sinister when F*ckster Fungorious returns from St. Mungo's. But where has he really been?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

We've finally made it! The Sexy Ball is here, but will The Phantom Farter strike again? Harold and Olivia share a beautiful dance, but Michael is still jealous in the Common Room. Plus, why is Professor Fungorious' name still on the map?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

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Rita Fullasheeta returns to launch the Sexy Ball's RED CARPET event, interviewing Professor Potter and the Four Champions of the Magilympics, with their dates on tow. But will the Phantom Farter strike again?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

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In Chapter 32, Derrick is yet to find a date to the ball, but thanks to Dimmy, he might not have to go alone after all...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 31, the boys struggle to find dates for The Sexy Ball, especially since Hermione is already taken. But an untapped group of Hogwarts students might come to the rescue...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 30, Derrick finds himself in a predicament deep under the lake, needing to make a snap decision to save Harold, Dyldo and Olivia. But when the Fart-Maids return to attack, it leaves him in strife.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 29, Derrick, Harold, Dyldo and Olivia are fully submerged in the Hogwarts Lake to undertake the second task... but what Derrick discovers under there is something he never expected...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

The second task has finally arrived, and the Champions have come up with all kinds of advanced magic to help them breathe under water, while Derrick simply puts on his SCUBA suit. But what mysteries lurk underneath the water?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 27, The Master finally makes a reappearance in the book, and proves himself to be a force to be reckoned with.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 26, the boys finally get to the 1800-SCUBA headquarters to learn how to breathe underwater. Mr. Charger joins them, which causes tension in the group, but Harry is adamant about making it work.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

To prepare for the second task of the Magilympics, Derrick is scrambling to find a solution to breathing underwater. Thankfully, the boys track down the Dobby of this book, who will definitely be able to help!Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 24, a head in the fireplace appears... so who is it? And what advice do they have for Lachy that might change the series forever?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 23, Harry takes the boys to The Great Hall for an important announcement about the next steps of the Magilympics, which might lead to a bonerific experience from Harold!Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 22, Derrick 'follows the biscuits' on the Marauders Map to find Harold and Olivia in the Prefect's Bathroom... but what are they doing there? And how will it change Michael's life forever?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 21, the boys discover a plot device from the original Harry Potter books that simply COULDN'T be parodied, and was also a book late. But it might just be the secret to discovering the meaning of the Golden Poo...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/scam-garlepp/▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 20, Derrick seeks more advice from Blayde about the next task in the Magilympics — and sees some interesting images of Blayde's desk. Go see Sam's show at the MICF! Get tickets here:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/scam-garlepp/Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

The Dimitri Chronicles return for another chapter, where Dimmy is sucked into the seemingly innocent memories of a Dark Fart... but what secrets is this memory hiding?Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 18, Derrick celebrates his incredible victory in the first task of the Magilympics... but something from an earlier chapter returns to potentially spoil everything...Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 18, we finally get to see the first task of the Magilympics, as Godzilla Neville takes on Derrick, Harold, Olivia and Dyldo. What tactics will they each come up with the face the mutated Neville? Only time will tell. Maybe.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 17, Godzilla Neville is spotted in the flesh for the first time, which proves to be a really bad decision for one Rubax student who may or may not meet their untimely end. (They do)Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

In Chapter 16, Derrick meets Blayde in the DADF/A classroom to learn the truth behind the First Task of the Magilympics (which is mistakenly called The Teamwizard Tournament?)Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel: youtube.com/radiomike ✍️ Read my Blog: radiomike.substack.com

We're back for another year (not season) or Harry Potter and the Boys. In Chapter 15 of Book 4, the boys see Mr. Charger doing something dodgy outside Horseshoe Potato's Wigs and Disguises.Hey! I'm all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool.Go find me somewhere!!!▶️ Youtube Channel:youtube.com/radiomike ✍️ Read my Blog:radiomike.substack.com