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Join Crippled Jesus and his various cast of Ministers as we cleanse the sins of the Earth by giving passionate sermons every Monday in the Church of the Holy Rollers!

Crippled Jesus


    • Sep 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 31 EPISODES


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    I Don't Like to Get Scammed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 38:45


    Can You Tell I Am Angry?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 34:01


    waiting, and waiting, and waiting

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 51:32


    Are There Spirits or Just the Holy Spirit?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 56:06


    Heartbreak in the Theater!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 48:49


    Hey Holy Rollers! KA and  Cassidy Herndon (@cassidylovesoup...lol) discuss growing up together, what characteristics in guys that give them the ick, of course Kim and Pete breaking up, and most importantly how to listen to your gut and get out of a relationship when you know they aren't "the one". We are drinking the "Baddie Margarita" which is made up of orange liquor, lime or agave sweetener, fresh lime juice, tequilia, and lotssssss of ice!Cheers, you Holy Rollers!

    Are Pineapples Cancelled?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 54:04


    Today on the Holy Rollers Podcast, I had Katie Meyers on the mic! She was brought on to talk all things Bravo, but as y'all know we talk about everything else under the sun! We discuss what it was like to grow up in middle and high school, if we have peaked yet, adult tennis because KA joined a tennis summer camp, and Katie is one of the funnest people I know, so I know you are going to laugh along to this light hearted episode!We do not discuss any Jesus on todays episode, but next week is going to be super deep, so a light hearted convo is just what the doctor ordered!We are drinking a "miss match" which is a pineapple @spritzsociety, tequila, and lime concentrate! Drink along with us! Cheers, you Holy Rollers!

    Mom Came To Work With Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 40:34


    Kylie decided to put her relationship with her mom, Cindy Stiltner, on the line so that the Holy Roller fam could be entertained for 40 minutes. This episode has to be the most unhinged in Holy Roller history! Kylie's mom shares about herself, how its been living right next door to each other, and of course some pop culture about the Kardashians! They also play a game "he is a 10 but...", which equally as unhinged.Kylie covers the topic on why we are the worst versions of ourselves with the people we love the most while her mother cannot stay on topic! Cindy shares her famous "peacock" cocktail with the class, take a shot for every time she says peacock while trying to explain her recipe... Cheers, you Holy Rollers! 

    My Loneliness is Killing Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 26:21


    While drinking a pineapple mimosa, Kylie Anne discusses what life change has happened in hers and AE's life, and why AE needed to take a step back from Holy Rollers. Kylie Anne discusses why she was triggered at the gas station by a tee ball mom and why she thinks Myrtle Beach is the best beach in SC... Kylie Anne also shares why starting the Holy Roller Podcast is so important to her, and how working from home can be lonely! Cheers, you Holy Rollers! 

    WE ARE BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 4:33


    ...are you ready for i!?

    PSA: KYLIE AND ANN FIGHT WITH THEIR MANS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 51:08


    ARE WE GETTING CANCELLED!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 49:01


    Hey Holy Rollers! We’re baaaaack! It’s been a hot minute and we are filling you in on all the dirty deets of where we’ve been, what we’ve been up to, and why we’ve been MIA! We girl gab about the last 2 weeks and talk about all things KUWTK, per usual. We also talk about Cancel Culture, our thoughts on how we are so quick to press the quit button, and how we should be more focused on love and extending the hand of grace that we’ve all been given. Hope you enjoy it! Please let us know what you think and rate, review, subscribe to keep the content y’all love coming!

    LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE-TRUE OR FALSE Q/A

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 45:01


    THE RENTS DUE EVERYDAY w/ MARY DEVINE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 47:34


    Hey Holy Rollers! This week we have such a fun guest for you guys—Mary Devine! She is the VP of marketing for a local software consulting company. When she started in 2011, she was number 9 in the company. At that time there were 10 employees, now there are well over 100. She is a total boss babe, wine connoisseur, yogi, runner, and she says "Everyone should live in California at least once in their life" – She always wanted to move to California and made that happen at 26. She moved to San Francisco for 3½ years and now she’s back in the wonderful city of Greenville! She is so encouraging and chases her dreams. She is also the one who wrote AE’s training plan for the half marathon! You want her as a friend and encourager! Tune in and we hope you enjoy this episode with Mary! Let us know your thoughts!

    ANN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 50:53


    Hey Holy Rollers! Welcome back to Season 2!! You asked, we answered!! This week we’re talking about loooveee! We’re catching you up on all things AE and KA, give you some spoilers on Bridgerton (fast forward if you haven’t finished!), and just straight girl gab. We chat with you guys about love, being in love, the though of being in love, what love really is, and ultimately, the unending love that Jesus has for each and every one of us. It was cool for us to process these ideas on air and we are excited to hear what you guys think! Reminder- next week we are having a QUEEN of a guest, so be sure to tune in for that! Cheers!

    2021, LET US AT YA!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 40:13


    Hey Holy Rollers! Welcome back and welcome to Season 2 of the podcast! Took a little hiatus during the holidays to celebrate and be with our friends and family, but we are BACK and coming in hot for the New Year! This week we are catching up on all of the ridiculous things that happened to us in the last month, teasing our next weeks’ guest and letting you guys in on our goals and dreams for this year and this podcast! Goal setting is something we both love to do and it excites us to prepare well for the upcoming year. We tell you guys what we’re striving for, and our upcoming guest is going to talk with us about how to achieve those things! She is all things wonderful and we really think you will love her episode! So stick around, we have a lot of fun things coming your way in 2021 and as always, thank you for being on this journey with us! This week’s drink—Citrus Pomegranate Champagne Twist. Ann made a whole big bunch because we were kicking off Matt James’ season of the Bachelor! YeeHaw! Here’s the recipe for a pitcher:1 cup fresh mint leaves1 cup pomegranate juice1 cup Cointreau2 cans ginger beer1 bottle chilled champagneOrange slices for serving I dumped all of that into one big pitcher, stirred, and served over ice! Cheers!

    SEASONAL SADNESS W/ JESSI NICHOLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 65:09


    Hey Holy Rollers! This week we’re coming in hot with some hilarious stories about a tragic ER experience from Kylie, Ann’s thoughts on the *pyramid scheme* that is the secret sister gift exchange, and most importantly—an AMAZING GUEST STAR… Jessi Nichols! Jessi is a wife, Momma, photographer, daughter, friend and she is truly amazing. We were both so blessed by the time we got to spend with her this week and we think you will find this episode extremely raw and encouraging. She brings to light something we all go through whether we know how to name it or not… seasonal sadness or depression. Jessi walks us through her life and the different seasons she has gone through… being a really lonely college student to being a post-partum Mom. We hope you enjoy, because we sure did! You can follow us all at:HolyrollerpodcastKylieannehoppeAnnelizabethmccreightJessimnichols What we’re drinking this week: Ginger Apple Moscow Mule-- A whole lotta YUM! Here’s what you need:VodkaApple CiderGinger beerLimesPomegranete seeds Mix the vodka, apple cider and lime juice. Top with Ginger beer and pom seeds. And BAM, the easiest cocktail ever made. Cheers!

    YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHATCHA WANT!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 39:58


    “You can’t always get what you want but if you try sometime you find you get what you need” sing it to me babay! This week on the Holy Roller Podcast, we are talking about how we can’t (and usually don’t) always get what we want! And what a GOOD thing that is! We have both wanted things that we haven’t gotten, we have pictured our lives going one way and they go a completely different direction… the Lord is shaping and molding us to believe in His plan, in His way, His timing. Not ours. And that is a hard lesson to learn—one we keep on learning every single day. We also gab about the fun weekend we spent together, Halloween, and of course, the Kardashians. We’re so grateful for your support and love! Be sure to tune in the next few weeks as we have some really fun guests coming up and some REALLY fun things planned for the holidays. Cheers, you Holy Rollers! What we’re drinking: Hotty Toddy We’ve been waiting to drink this one and the colder weather this week called for just that! Here’s how we did it.· ¾ cup water· 1 ½ ounces whiskey· 2 to 3 teaspoons honey, to taste· 2 to 3 teaspoons lemon juice, to taste· 1 lemon round· 1 cinnamon stick (optional, for garnish)Boil water and put into a mug. Add the whiskey, honey, and lemon juice. Stir. Garnish with lemon round or cinnamon stick. Cheers!

    FOLLOW YOUR ARROW WHEREVER IT POINTS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 39:31


    Hey hey Holy Rollers! This week your girls KA and AE are coming in hot talking about individuality! We are chatting about being who you are meant to be—whatever that is! So many of us get caught up in being just what society thinks we should be and forsake running hard after what the Lord has called us to. We think each and every one of us are made uniquely with our individual gifts and talents and it is a privilege to be able to use those. So, write the book! Wear the feathers! Train for the marathon! Do whatever YOU are made to do, whatever specific path the Lord has called you to. We love all of you and are thankful for your support! As always, cheers Holy Rollers!

    THAT WAS 7 SUMMERS AGO

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 50:33


    Hey Holy Rollers! This week we are joined by two of our favorite people in the world: Rachel Kellett and Sydney Copleston! Rachel and Sydney are both engaged to wonderful men and were kind enough to walk through the extremely fun parts of engagement as well as the difficult things that inevitably arise when joining your life (for the long haul) with another human. They are truly all things lovely—hilarious, spunky, honest. We get into some deep conversations about the very real parts of romantic relationships- regardless of your relationship status. They walk us through some experiences they had while dating and how those have carried over into engagement. We hope you find this helpful and hopeful if you are in a season of singleness, dating, engaged, or working towards engagement. We would love to know your thoughts! As always, you can find us in our DM’s or at heyheyaeandka@gmail.com. Cheers, Holy Rollers!

    WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 40:34


    GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS! Hey gals! We are back and coming in hot this week! We catch you up on all the things we’ve been up to these last two weeks, including more of KA’s #TechnicalDifficulties and some opposing views on #HalloweenHolidayEnergy. We dive into a great conversation about women—our place in this world, the construed view society has of Women Empowerment and most importantly, what Scripture has to say about women AND men; how we are all fearfully and wonderfully made in His image, and our right, equal, and important places within our world today. Not every woman is made to be a stay at home mom and not every woman is made to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company—but both are right and good and powerful things. We hope you find this encouraging and motivating to cheer on your sisters in the Year of the Woman— we love this phrase in the light of canceling the comparison culture, canceling the demeaning men culture, and rising to the occasion that has been set before us, whatever that is for you! We believe that God loves women and has a specific, special place for them in this world. And he celebrates (he created!) the beautiful differences in both men and women. We would love to know your thoughts! Here’s what we’re drinking: It’s Fall, y’all! Apple Bourbon Smash—· ½ honeycrisp apple, roughly chopped· 2 teaspoons honey· 4 ounces bourbon· Lemon· Nutmeg (We added cinnamon too because it sounded delish)!· Apple slices and cinnamon sticks for garnishMuddle the apple and honey until liquid is released. Add bourbon, lemon, nutmeg and cinnamon. Shake! Pour over ice. Add apples to garnish. Cheers!

    LETS GET TOGETHER

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 43:29


    Hey Holy Rollers! Ya girls KA and AE are comin in hot this week. We have been just about to spin off our axis between Ann moving into a new apartment, KA photographing and hosting an engagement party for one of our besties, Dan’s birthday weekend, and everything in between! This week we talk about how important community is! We know that we cannot and are not meant to do this life by ourselves, which is why community is so vital to who we are as humans and our walk on this earth as believers. We hope this is encouraging to you, wherever you are in your journey. Of course we gab about KUWTK (when do we not?), KA thinking she won $1000 bucks, and a dramatic story of sweet lil Clementine causing KA to lurch out of bed late one night on a scavenger hunt for her own dog. Cheers you Holy Rollers!

    WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 48:14


    Happy Thursday, Holy Rollers! We’re back on track with our thirsty Thursday drops! Last week we delved into the necessary practice of rest & this week ya girls are talking about WORK. KA & AE have two totally different jobs, interact with people in different capacities, and are both passionate about what they do. We dive into the struggles & victory in our everyday vocations & talk about what the Lord has to say about how we work. As we said last week, we are called to rest, but we are also called to work and in that, work as if we are working for the Lord, not for man (Colossians 2:23). Of course we gab about the newest Kardashian tea, the up and coming acting career of Addison Rae, and We welcome football season and the cooler weather this week! As promised, we did a little tailgate punch for all you football fans and it was DELISH! Here’s how we made it: Apple JuiceWhite wineJuice from half a lemonGinger AleApple slices Add all into a pitcher and pour over ice! Could also add a hard apple cider but that was too sweet for our liking! Cheers!

    WORK HARD PLAY HARD *REST HARD*

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 48:46


    Hey you Holy Rollers! On this week’s episode, AE and KA are talking about REST! Something that doesn’t come naturally for either one of us. We chat about the struggle it is for us to slow down and put away the millions of distractions of this world. The Lord calls us to rest—very explicitly. But He also calls us to work. We talk about the contrast of rest and work and how both are vitally important to who we are as believers walking among others. We also gab about KUWTK being cancelled (send condolences pls), KA’s strong opinions about Walmart and how she thinks in another life she would have made a great Brittany. Hope you enjoy! Cheers!

    EVERYBODY HURTSSS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 49:14


    This week the Holy Rollers are talking about THERAPY! We think therapy and counseling are really important regardless of the stage of life you are in. The reality is—we’ve all been through some type of trauma. And no one person’s struggle or journey is better or worse than the next. It is good and necessary to hash out your struggles with someone, to seek guidance, to cry, to laugh, to work through hard things. We hope you find this encouraging, uplifting, and if you have been looking for a push to go see someone—this is it! Life is hard, glory is coming. This week we’re sipping on some champagne! Grab yourself a glass or a La Croix and tune in!

    SOMEBODY CALL 911

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 42:25


    Happy Thursday, Holy Rollers! This week AE and KA are talking about CHANGE! Queue Taylor Swift circa 2008—‘because these things will change… can you feel it now?’ Fall is coming and so is change! We think now is the best time to change our perspective on 2020. We still have the potential to make this the absolute best year yet. Life is hard and we know that, but with the crisp air coming, pumpkin spice lattes, and all the good things, we want to challenge you and ourselves to make some simple changes and ROCK the back half of this year. Per usual, we’re gabbing about #AnnsCuteDates, KUWTK making a return in September, and of course, Tik Tok. We love you guys and can’t wait to hear what you think! Xoxo. Here’s what we’re drinking this week: Watermelon Rose Paloma-- This might be our favorite cocktail yet!You’ll need:WatermelonTequilaRoseLime juiceClub sodaTajain spice for rimBlend fresh watermelon. Strain.Add watermelon juice with 1/2 fresh lime, tequila, top with Rose & club soda. Add ice & it’s 5 o’clock somewhere baby! As always, the best way you can support us is to rate, review and subscribe! Cheers!

    ISSA VIBE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 44:00


    Hey Holy Rollers! This week your girls KA and AE are gabbing about all things Selling Sunset Season 3! Spoiler Alert! We are also chatting about ~VIBEZ~. What are you bringing when you walk into a room? Are people encouraged by spending time with you? Or are they worn out because of your negativity? It is hard to be positive all the time, especially in the state we are living in right now. Life is hard! But there is good. And glory is coming. Take heart! Here’s what were drinking: Clover Club! GinRaspberriesLemon juiceEgg whiteSimple syrupAdd all + ice to shaker.Shake! Pour + Cheers! As always, we love hearing from you guys—send us an email at holyrollerpodcast@gmail.com and let us know what you think!

    GOODBYE CLOUDS OF GREY HELLO SKIES OF BLUE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 45:35


    On this week of Holy Rollers, we’re diving into stress and anxiety—something many of us can relate to, especially in these unprecedented times. We talk a lot about the struggle that is fighting against some of these anxious thoughts and how hopeful it is to trust in our Lord who is making all things right in His time. On our pop culture catch up, we gab about The Kissing Booth 2, the Bachelorette drama & our differing opinions about that subject, and let y’all in on a special episode coming up soon! We love and appreciate your feedback—please drop us an email and leave a review! Xoxo. Here’s what we’re drinking:Moscow Mules—one of our FAV drinks ever! VodkaGinger BeerFresh LimePour vodka over ice and top with ginger beer. Garnish with fresh lime. Easiest, yummiest cocktail ever! Cheers!

    I'M A SURVIVOR w/ TJ ROBINSON!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 60:26


    This week on Holy Rollers, AE & KA have a special guest joining them! The hilarious, fun & extremely wise, author & poet, TJ Robinson! TJ is the author of The Growth Process, and his most recent release, I Need You To Know Something. Join us for this candid conversation about life, love, and loving the process we’re in— whatever that may be. TJ is full of wisdom & this book is so relatable to any season of life you may find yourself in. We had the absolute best time with TJ & benefited greatly from the time spent with him. We hope you enjoy! I Need You To Know Something can be found exclusively on Amazon— order today! You won’t regret it.

    DO IT FOR THE GRAM!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 47:40


    On this week’s episode of Holy Rollers, your girls KA & AE are talking all things Instagram! The comparison game we naturally play, the intense pressure we put on ourselves to post the right thing, and the importance of encouragement and having FUN on the gram. We are also gabbing about #AnnsCuteDates, an interesting story about a washed ashore sailboat, and the seemingly lowkey Royal wedding that took place! We hope you laugh and find encouragement about this thing we call the gram—less pressure, more fun, people! As always, we love to hear from you. We would love to hear any questions or just fun things you have to say over at heyheyaeandka@gmail.com. You can also submit applications to #AnnsCuteDates here as well. Please rate, review and subscribe! Here’s what we’re drinking:FROZE! Rose Frozen strawberries Frozen mangos Ice BlendEnjoy!

    BORED IN THE HOUSE AND I'M IN THE HOUSE BORED!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 51:34


    This week the Holy Rollers are talking all things Quarantine! What we did, how we survived, what we learned, and the very different experiences the two of us had with being locked inside for the past 6 months. We know the Lord is good even in the midst of a pandemic & He is working on our behalf. We gab about the proper way to roll a trash can, conspiracy theories, Trader Dan and the hot girl summer we’re living in. Drop us a DM & let us know what your thoughts on the pandemic conspiracy theories are! As always, if you like what you hear— rate, review & subscribe! Here’s what we’re drinking: MojitosRumLime juiceSimple syrupMint leavesClub sodaAdd mint leaves + lime juice + rum + simple syrup to shaker.Shake itPour over ice & add club soda.Mint leaves for garnishSo YUM & summery! I don’t do measurements y’all. Slide into the DM’s if you really need them.

    Trailer-The Holy Rollers Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 6:33


    Welcome to The Holy Rollers Podcast! In this trailer, your hosts Kylie Anne and Ann Elizabeth explain why they started Holy Rollers, what the heck a "holy roller" is, and what you can expect from these girlies tied up in a neat nice bow! You hear candid, funny conversation about Jesus, real life in your twenties, pop culture, and all while we drink the cocktail of the week of course! Tune in next week to listen to KA and AE to discuss online dating in your 20s, and laugh about all the ding dongs that have recently slide into AE's DMs on Hinge. If you would like to submit an email to our advice segment, email away to heyheyaeandka@gmail! Don't forget to follow us on the gram at @kylieannehoppe, @annelizamcc, and @theholyrollerspodcast. Most importantly if you wanna hear more leave a review about how amazing we are and SUBSCRIBE! Cheers!

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