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She's from the Oregon countryside. He's from the projects of Brooklyn, New York. A married couple who met on the internet let you listen in on their most candid conversations.

Megan & Kervin


    • Apr 27, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    All Good Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2016 100:38


    In their final episode, Megan and Kervin talk about their relationship with money, sexual assault, and the power of thoughts. Megan shares her journey of walking away from anti-depressants, and Kervin eats his words.

    All Good Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2016 100:38


    In their final episode, Megan and Kervin talk about their relationship with money, sexual assault, and the power of thoughts. Megan shares her journey of walking away from anti-depressants, and Kervin eats his words.

    You Think You're Better Than Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2016 65:40


    Your favorite hosts wax poetic on bettering yourself, healthy competition, emotional vulnerability, and the zodiac. Megan wants to get off her anti-depressants, and Kervin puts a price on his b-hole.

    You Think You're Better Than Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2016 65:40


    Your favorite hosts wax poetic on bettering yourself, healthy competition, emotional vulnerability, and the zodiac. Megan wants to get off her anti-depressants, and Kervin puts a price on his b-hole.

    What's Your Name Again?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2015 59:34


    In this episode, these two loonies talk at length about co-workers with no tact, western medicine vs. natural approaches, and extracurricular sexual activities. Megan admits to being a lazy bum, and Kervin fantasizes about having a bigger dick.

    What's Your Name Again?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2015 59:34


    In this episode, these two loonies talk at length about co-workers with no tact, western medicine vs. natural approaches, and extracurricular sexual activities. Megan admits to being a lazy bum, and Kervin fantasizes about having a bigger dick.

    Everything’s Amazing and Nobody’s Happy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015 54:55


    Your favorite hosts talk at lengths about existential angst, searching for God, and everything in between. Anonymous bares their soul in a confession, Kervin is fed up with everything, and Megan falls in love with a pornstar.

    Everything’s Amazing and Nobody’s Happy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015 54:55


    Your favorite hosts talk at lengths about existential angst, searching for God, and everything in between. Anonymous bares their soul in a confession, Kervin is fed up with everything, and Megan falls in love with a pornstar.

    Hello, Nurse!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2015 36:39


    In this episode, Megan travels all the way to Atlanta to meet up with special guest @dulcetry. The two of them talk about all the things that really matter: sexy uses for speculums, first visit to the gynecologist, and body count (the number of ppl you've slept with, for those who are not hip). Are women better at giving oral sex? What exactly is arousal non-concordance? You ain't got the answers, Sway!

    Hello, Nurse!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2015 36:39


    In this episode, Megan travels all the way to Atlanta to meet up with special guest @dulcetry. The two of them talk about all the things that really matter: sexy uses for speculums, first visit to the gynecologist, and body count (the number of ppl you've slept with, for those who are not hip). Are women better at giving oral sex? What exactly is arousal non-concordance? You ain't got the answers, Sway!

    Vaginal Flora

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2015 57:10


    In this episode, your favorite internet couple talk about connotations associated with job titles, the differences between doctors and nurses, and what your zip code says about you. Megan wants to wear baby clothes, and Kervin learns how to care for a vagina.

    Vaginal Flora

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2015 57:10


    In this episode, your favorite internet couple talk about connotations associated with job titles, the differences between doctors and nurses, and what your zip code says about you. Megan wants to wear baby clothes, and Kervin learns how to care for a vagina.

    Right-Click. Save.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2015 67:33


    These two crazyheads discuss a plethora of subjects, such as work breaks, fashion trends, and the myth of broken condoms. Find out why women almost always pee on themselves when they laugh. Megan loves benefiting from the occasional double standard that plays into women's favor, and Kervin is a dense mofo.

    Right-Click. Save.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2015 67:33


    These two crazyheads discuss a plethora of subjects, such as work breaks, fashion trends, and the myth of broken condoms. Find out why women almost always pee on themselves when they laugh. Megan loves benefiting from the occasional double standard that plays into women's favor, and Kervin is a dense mofo.

    All By Myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2015 50:35


    Without Megan there to keep him honest, Kervin rants for about 30 minutes about things that you may not agree with. There's a liiiiittle bit of Megan sprinkled here and there, but overall, Kervin never stops talking.

    All By Myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2015 50:35


    Without Megan there to keep him honest, Kervin rants for about 30 minutes about things that you may not agree with. There's a liiiiittle bit of Megan sprinkled here and there, but overall, Kervin never stops talking.

    There Will Be Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2015 49:10


    In this episode, we talk about infrared saunas, float tanks, being alone with your mind, and how to get blood stains out of your clothes. Kervin wants to come back as a woman in a next life, and Megan baptizes him with period blood.

    There Will Be Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2015 49:10


    In this episode, we talk about infrared saunas, float tanks, being alone with your mind, and how to get blood stains out of your clothes. Kervin wants to come back as a woman in a next life, and Megan baptizes him with period blood.

    Why Ask Why?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2015 93:11


    Why do we love wallowing in our own sadness? Why do adults pretend to know everything? Why do we blindly follow traditions without asking questions? Why does Kervin hate emojis?! We don't have the answers, but it's fun trying to figure them out?

    Why Ask Why?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2015 93:11


    Why do we love wallowing in our own sadness? Why do adults pretend to know everything? Why do we blindly follow traditions without asking questions? Why does Kervin hate emojis?! We don't have the answers, but it's fun trying to figure them out?

    Kamikaze Heart Jumper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2015 75:34


    Megan and Kervin welcome their very first guest; Megan's bestfriend, April. Listen in as the three of them wax poetic about self-discovery, past life regression, morphic resonance, and light vs dark energies. Kervin wants to take Ayahuasca, Megan and April tell us how they met, and we enlist you to help April find love.

    Kamikaze Heart Jumper

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2015 75:34


    Megan and Kervin welcome their very first guest; Megan's bestfriend, April. Listen in as the three of them wax poetic about self-discovery, past life regression, morphic resonance, and light vs dark energies. Kervin wants to take Ayahuasca, Megan and April tell us how they met, and we enlist you to help April find love.

    Coffee Enema

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2015 75:06


    In this episode, your favorite internet couple express their feelings on religious differences, homophobia, the melting pot facade, psychedelics and abstinence. Kervin gives his first ever confession, and Megan ain't got time for your shit.

    Coffee Enema

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2015 75:06


    In this episode, your favorite internet couple express their feelings on religious differences, homophobia, the melting pot facade, psychedelics and abstinence. Kervin gives his first ever confession, and Megan ain't got time for your shit.

    Should We Get a Divorce?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2015 75:36


    Megan and Kervin answer listener questions. The mailbag is filled to the brim with inquiries like: can men and women be just friends? would you vaccinate your child? which is your favorite conspiracy theory? Megan and Kervin fantasize about past sexual experiences, and Megan describes her ideal woman.

    Should We Get a Divorce?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2015 75:36


    Megan and Kervin answer listener questions. The mailbag is filled to the brim with inquiries like: can men and women be just friends? would you vaccinate your child? which is your favorite conspiracy theory? Megan and Kervin fantasize about past sexual experiences, and Megan describes her ideal woman.

    Hillary Clinton is a McDonald's Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 85:52


    No subject is taboo, as Megan and Kervin discuss political correctness, celebrity gossip, police brutality, and the different ways blacks and white are portrayed in the media. A dead rapper is Frankenstein'd, and Megan thinks she and Kanye could be best friends.

    Happy, and You Know It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 74:32


    Listen in as Megan and Kervin analyze the ubiquitous adult Loser, talk openly about depression, and figure out the mysterious origins of Kervin's name. Also, an update that will blow your mind.

    Memory Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 77:06


    Digging deep into the past, Megan and Kervin reminisce about the early days of their relationship. They talk about how they met, the difficulties of long-distance relationships, and they share a couple of emails they sent as they were first getting to know each other.

    How the Sausage is Made

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 84:59


    Megan and Kervin talk about everything from what girls carry in their purse, to being kind to strangers, and the possibility of hosting an orgy. They also receive their very first anonymous confession.

    Winter Hats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 53:24


    Megan and Kervin discuss various subjects such as imaginary friends, the importance of flirting, and Spring uses for Winter hats.

    Number Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 58:38


    Shaking off the sophomore jinx, Megan and Kervin talk about everything from bowel movements to the ubiquitous white/gold dress. We get our first listener mail, and Megan divulges the first of many confessions.

    Humble Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 57:43


    Hillary Clinton is a McDonald's Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 85:52


    No subject is taboo, as Megan and Kervin discuss political correctness, celebrity gossip, police brutality, and the different ways blacks and white are portrayed in the media. A dead rapper is Frankenstein'd, and Megan thinks she and Kanye could be best friends.

    Happy, and You Know It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 74:32


    Listen in as Megan and Kervin analyze the ubiquitous adult Loser, talk openly about depression, and figure out the mysterious origins of Kervin's name. Also, an update that will blow your mind.

    Memory Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 77:06


    Digging deep into the past, Megan and Kervin reminisce about the early days of their relationship. They talk about how they met, the difficulties of long-distance relationships, and they share a couple of emails they sent as they were first getting to know each other.

    How the Sausage is Made

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 84:59


    Megan and Kervin talk about everything from what girls carry in their purse, to being kind to strangers, and the possibility of hosting an orgy. They also receive their very first anonymous confession.

    Winter Hats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 53:24


    Megan and Kervin discuss various subjects such as imaginary friends, the importance of flirting, and Spring uses for Winter hats.

    Number Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 58:38


    Shaking off the sophomore jinx, Megan and Kervin talk about everything from bowel movements to the ubiquitous white/gold dress. We get our first listener mail, and Megan divulges the first of many confessions.

    Humble Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 57:43


    Megan and Kervin dip their toes into the cool waters of podcasting.

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