Let's Get High And Read The Bible

Couldn't be more excited about this, One of the trippiest books in the bible. 

Leif records his side of the podcast the way the good Lord intended, in nature. Geoff's unimpressed with Jesus, but we meet his mom. 

We out here trying to praise the Lord remote in the woods of Gig Harbor. We eventually talk about the most used verse of all time. But, first! Weed. 

Easter and 420, is there a more beautiful intersection of greatness. We are sorry for being gone so long, Leif's been going through some things. But, WE COULDN'T LET THIS MOMENT PASS. We will be reading about crucifixion of Christ found in the Gospel's of John and Mark

Its BEEN a minute! I took some time off to work on music. You can now find that musica all of the internet, Just visit lvnlvn.com. Now, we catch up and read the bibe 

Does God know who's going to Heaven and Hell before we are born? The Bible has some interesting things to say about it. Bring bong, BRING BIBLE! 

No matter what side of the Hobby Lobby you land on this

WHAT IS SALVATION? We are reading Romans 9:10 today (and a whole bunch more) But, we answer the question, what is the Biblical stance on

It's a hot button issue, GIVING! What does the Bible have to say about it and why do pastors need a helicopter?

At least one of us loves the Bible. It's the most sexually immoral podcast on sexual immorality to ever have been. We are joined by 4_real_jesus  today. The son of man himself. BJC and Geoff shot down every one of Leif's Bible verses.

How do we interpret what the Bible says about the Holy Spirit? Is it a

Jesse Curlee is.... The BEST! He works in Child protective services Specailinzing in Indian Child Welfare, he's a competitive strong man and he's one of the only people I know that lives up to the title

HAPPY NEW YEARS! Starting 2024 right with some Hellenism and Steve from Magic Medicine Marijauna

The passages in the Bible regarding the Eucharist are surprisingly small. But, the fights they stir up are fudging massive! We fight like an old married couple now.

The book of Jude is one of the shortest books in the Bible, that doesn't it mean its not the best!

We continue reading through the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ in the Gospel of Matthew. Per usual, Leif fucking loves it and Geoff fucking hate it.

Linda, Linda, Linda, Listen... Linda. We love the Bible. But, we also have to be honest, Matthew is kind of Mid. 

And immediately! It's Mark's favorite phrase, stuff moves fast in this Gospel. And if you're taking it literally, you can drink poison and handle venomous snakes. Like some sort of freaking Jesus loving Robo Cop.

Judas betrays his God with a kiss and Reading gets mad that Jesus was real. Bring Bong, Bring Bible!   

It's crazy, for my kind of beauty, to see the gospels very from each other. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were written for different groups of believers at different times and have different rhetorical goals. This week we dive into the Gospel of John and what it says about the crucifixion of Christ.

Look to the sky, your redemption draws near. These words recorded in Luke almost 2,000 years ago. Words seemingly meant to inspire perspiration through impossibly hard times. Yet, he didn't show. What do you do with a story like this? Luke Chpater 21 on the podcast today. 

You may have noticed we took some time off, BUT WE'RE BACK BABY! This week we are watching Jesus ascend into Heaven. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John have something to say about this. We almost called this Episode "Finger me, until you believe"   

Reading the Gospels horizontally has been an amazing experience. These 4 books written at different times by different people of different social and economical status. Which is why it's kind of amazing when the stories actually line up. That's what happens today. The Bible makes sense today! Come see this shit!

MARK 3:21! MATTHEW 12:22! LUKE 11:14! I fudging LOVE the Bible. Bring grandma, Jesus casts outs demons this week. 

Proverbs 31 is amazing, we read it so fast! We will be revisiting it soon. Jeff Stanley sound guy extraordinaire (New American Shame, Green Apple quick Step) passed. So, this episode became me trying to cheer up my amazing friend Geoff.

We've arrived at the calling of the twelve in our

Brennan Kettelle is a PhD researcher at the University of Amsterdam, currently investigating historical associations between Lilith and queerness in 19th-century art and literature. Her research interests also include western esotericism, sex magic, conspirituality, and esotericism and politics. 

Dayquil is a hell of a drug. The north and south pole reverses on this one, Leif talks so much shit he has to check himself and Geoff becomes strangely positive. Eventually we get to a great passage in the Gospel of John.

Reverend Reading has been found, in Rome of all places. We ask if Aliens have religion and what do they think of ours? Bring Bong, Bring BIBLE!

It's Josh day, tell your grandparents! We talk aliens, first kisses, purity culture, ska and the psychedelic wine juice of Jesus.

Our reading today is on fasting. So, naturally we talk about aliens. Bring bong, bring Bible! 

Not sure if its the all the Bible verses or the weed. But, aliens bruh.... Also, we got our main man, Jesus the Christ, healing people left and right. Come, BRING BONG! Read the Gospels horizontally with us. 

It's shorter than you remember! Geoff hates it, Leif loves it. This episode is like a pumpkin spice latte. But, we theology.

As far as religious sacraments go, our buddy Steve grows the best! He runs a Psychedelic church and is a practicing Hellenism. Bring your sacrifices to Zeus, let's put fire to the alter!

We continue with the Sermon on the Mount found in Matthew. Yet somehow we still talk about the abuse of power in the church, aliens and the government using false flags to set up civilization off planet. Bring your Bong, bring your Bible.

OH GOD! We've arrived at the JC's first public sermon in our little dog and pony show right here. Only found in Matthew, It's the sermon on the mount! 

We continue in Mark and Luke today. The stories between the Gospels start to deviated from each other more and more from this point on. But, that won't keep us from a good time. PRAISE HIS NAME. Bring Bong, Bring Bible.

Listen as Leif tries to convince Geoff that Jesus actually lived! We are reading the Gospels horizontally BITCHES!

We continue our reading of the Gospels horizontally. Today, we find out what Matthew, Mark and Luke have to say about the time Jesus took in the desert. Oh, and we get bummed out on the end of the world. 

When most people read the Gospels, they go Matthew, Mark, Luke then John. Reading the books separately making it hard to see where they differ. When you place them side by side or

On today's episode. Leif Smokes a 5 gallon bag of weed and reads Luke 6:27. Not sure what we will call this. But, here's the first! BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE! Let's grow his glory.

ELECT! It's Proverbs 30 day, we know you want it, you seekers of wisdom. Also, VAN HALEN! 

Whoever wrote Proverbs 21 hates his fucking wife....  BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE! 

This morning we took one look at Enoch, tucked tail and ran back to Proverbs 16. Sometimes you just need some of that sweet, sweet wisdom literature. TO THE ELECT! 

Today we devour Proverbs 7 and Enoch XVI. Why, because we love the fucking Bible. Also, Geoff trys to pin Leif on what he believes about Jesus. 

Hung over, jet legged and full of the Holy Spirit. We readin' this Enoch come hell or high water.

We try our best to approach the Bible with some piety. If you've been reading along with us through Enoch, you know it's been getting... Boring. Well, fear not! For Enoch 85 get's fudging CRAZY. Enter stage left some sexy cows and them demons that desire them, Biblically speaking.

I LOVE Jessica and Sarah's podcast "You Can't Get To Heaven in a Miniskirt". Seriously, I binge every episode in my Switchfoot Tee with "This present Darkness" in paperback close by. I love them, soon you will love them. This is a call to the ELECT!

Aliens, Country living, Biblical living and drive through some of the prettiest parts of the NW 

Enoch is coming to an end, thank fudging GOD. Member the gaints, member. the 450 ft tall giants, that was fun. Come on down to the slow and boring apocalypse which is the last half of Enoch.

Enough with the weather of heaven Enoch.... We have PTSD from last weeks reading. Geoff tells us what it's like to watch Nirvana play smells like teen spirit before the words were even finished. PRAISE ALLAH!