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Chris and Melissa talk about people tweeting "thoughts & prayers" and someone calls Melissa to offer her a cruise!

Chris and Melissa are over everything and only want to talk for 15 minutes about life being terrible.

We're back after a 2-week hiatus! Chris talks about his time in China, and the multiple women (who were surprisingly not prostitutes) that washed him. Melissa talks about her flight to Michigan with a cat, the upcoming Pistol Shrimps documentary, and the speech she gave to a Mormon college in Utah. 

Chris and Melissa talk about sugar daddy dating websites and whether or not Melissa would be on one. They also discuss if Amy Schumer is a joke stealer, and Melissa reminisces of the days when Amy followed her on Twitter. 

Chris tells us about his time in Texas, almost buying crack via credit card, hanging out with a girl who got arrested for stabbing someone, and his philosophy on never going home with townies. Melissa talks about the documentary being made about her basketball team.

Chris and guest Adiamond start off the show without Melissa, because she couldn't find her keys. She eventually shows up and they discuss how important Instagram is, and play a new game "If you get Blackjack you don't have to answer the question." Only one of us gets a Blackjack.

Chris and Melissa discuss Making A Murderer and find the lost voicemails of Teresa Halbach's ex-boyfriend, the terrible screeners SAG sent them, crazy bitches, Tyga is a pedophile, Malcolm Gladwell's Blink, and all the D-list actors Melissa dated.

Chris and Melissa discuss Jim Carrey's gf's suicide, a girl who faked being dead to break up with Chris, Melissa's 3 weeks in Scientology, and old dudes dating teenagers.

Chris & Melissa discuss stealing organic bananas via self-check-out, the highs and lows of being an entertainer, texting PRESSED JUICE GIRL NOOOO, hanging out with Melly Mel, why teenage Vine stars will become alcoholics, and Melissa helps Chris fix his computer.

Chris & Melissa discuss comedian Steve Rannazzisi's lie about being in one of the towers on 9/11, their stocks, Nicole Arbour, Melissa's video of Taylor Swift possibly doing coke, and a PRESSED JUICE GIRL UPDATE!

Chris and Melissa discuss how underground the podcast has become, Fat Jew's lying ass, Straight Outta Compton, how to find child porn, and Mark Duplass stops by.

46:39 yes Chris and Melissa are joined by Tommy Lee to talk about Motley Crue, police brutality and drugs. Burlesque dancer Ashley Haywood also joins to talk ab

Nicki Minaj addresses the beef, Chris tells a crazy story about his friend getting raped by a stripper's dad, and all the curses he's put on people that came true. Also, pressed-juice girl update!

45:45 yes Melissa tells a story about breaking her teeth while ducking from a bat, Chris has had the worst luck with girls because they're all idiots, and Jared from su

46:54 yes Chris & Melissa discuss the flakiness of girls, our friend that was in jail, schizophrenics, the confederat

Funny lady Jade Catta-Preta stops by to talk about the ups and downs of working on a television show, and Taylor Swift rudely crashes our podcast.

Melissa and Chris have no guests because guests are lame. We discuss Hollywood, Melissa yelling at a lawyer, the new show about the Bachelor- UnReal, Entourageathon, a girl that told Chris he was creepy, Pistol Shrimps, and rape. Kylie Jenner stops by.

Chris and Melissa talk to Caitlyn Jenner (definitely not someone pretending to be her) about life and stuff. Melissa's brain doesn't work and Chris has a special power of guessing the days people were born on. Oh, and we take an Entourage quiz.

Chris and Melissa have special guest Lindsay Lohan (not Alice) on to talk about jury duty, pressed juice girl, drugs, and bananas.

We talk about Chris's gambling days in Detroit, Louis CK's hilarious child molester joke, people asking you to give things to your famous friends aka getting "Hollywooded," and my phone number.

We talk about getting fired from Playboy, why we're doing this podcast, and other shit happening in the world.

Katy Dolle is in the studio with us, talking about her charity event for #DancingMan. We also discuss how terrible American Idol is, George Zimmerman getting shot in the face, and an update on Melissa's incarcerated friend.

  Chris and Melissa talk about some real deep shit-- Melissa's first visit to prison, mental illness, Big Bird almost dying on a space shuttle, a girl apologizes to Chris, Models On Phones kickstarter, girls that could be dudes, and their new band Wolf Pussy.

Chris and Melissa are back again. Every show from now on will be about how we're back. We also talk about girls casually throwing around the R word (rape), Bruce Jenner still being a murderer despite also being a hero, Lance Armstrong is a big fat liar, the Pistol Shrimps third season, and how we are now a hipster podcast.

We’re back! And better than ever! We talk about w […]  

Break Ups, Deadly Ski accidents, Pressed Juice Girl, Clippers, Rupaul, Back Pain, Toothpaste, White girls

Melissa, Kirk Fox and I talk about Nazi Propaganda, The Beach Boys, and stuff

We discuss Sprained ankles, Dead Bodies, LA Weekly Cover, Private Jets, Pressed Juice, How dumb I am with this one girl, Models

Melissa and I speak with Actress/ Supernova Sarah Butler star of the movie "I Spit On Your grave."  And other huge films. Next week Kay Hanley. Maybe!!

Melissa and I talk about Butter in Coffee, Things on Fleek, NYE, Dubai. No more guests until we get Kay Hanley, Hot Vs Not Hot LA Weekly Photo shoots

Year in Review with @ChloeWestx from The Voice. Melissa and I talk about The Voice, Sex with Ryan Gosling, Dead stars, Sony, & Melissa's Phone #

Melissa and I have no guest and talk about Haunted Dolls, Gay Porn, 12 Days of XMas, Sony Hack, Melissa does a New Zealand accent, Okay Cupid, and Mean Girls trivia!