Lost in Time

In this episode discuss Mother England, rushing for land, avoiding jury duty, Mayor McCheese, solar power, the police state, armed robot dogs and getting the fuck off Earth. 

In this episode we return from our summer vacation and discuss submarine disasters, ancient Egypt, dinosaur bones, Flavor Town Ohio and accidentally giving a private company your DNA.

In this episode we discuss book socks, sending animals to space, peeing on rockets, Native American history, OJ Simpson, racist tattoos, getting the COVID test and the fuckin' murder hornets.

In this episode we discuss (in person!) alcoholic munchkins, wild things, witches, flying a kite during a thunderstorm, the end of quarantine and punching through dry wall.

In this episode we discuss revolution, shitty jobs, life on Mars, the rent being too damn high, old people shotgunning beers, free donuts, and rockets launching. 

In this episode we discuss the Great Atlanta Fire, hallucinations, kissing a mop, a million dollars, feeding elephants, plant plastic, shroom farms and the destruction of freedom.

In this episode we discuss the Great Atlanta Fire, hallucinations, kissing a mop, a million dollars, feeding elephants, plant plastic, shroom farms and the destruction of freedom.

In this episode we discuss colonial America, car boats, old people doing karate, nachos, finding hundreds of thousands of dollars, reverse aging and linking your brain to the internet.

In this episode we discuss the Eiffel Tower, zeppelins, Orson Welles, Bigfoot, goat video chats, paying it forward, AI inventions and colonizing the moon.

In this episode we discuss invading Russia, time capsules, the father of the internet, the best trade deal of all time, Whale Wars, sustainable masks, joke booths, fever-sensing robots and cults.

In this episode we discuss quarantine haircuts, soda wars, bad plays, dogs playing sports, assassinations, chocolate rain, Ikea meatballs, toilet paper hoarders and robot dog doctors.

We come out of hiatus!...again. But for real this time there was a good reason, theres' a god damn global pandemic. In this episode we discuss Covid-19, Buddhism, the career aptitude test, panda love, Waffle House and bird crime.

In this episode we discuss draft dodging, the flattest state, patriotic ballads, naughty illegal language, crime fighting robots, The Breakfast Club, cash for trees, banned video games, pizza dating app, villainous iPhones and fake politicians.

In this episode we discuss American pastimes, the boring Academy Awards, brain surgery, custom burials, zambonis, clown strippers, Airbnb's party stoppers and a flat earther's fiery demise.

In this episode we discuss shameful parts of American history, celebrity culture, eating people, climate change, math, getting high off bees, speed hacks, horse meatballs, and (shivers) Shrek ketchup.

In this episode we discuss infamous bombers, abortions rights, long lost family, lumpy couches, long distance rowing, Netherlands goat laws, Mars jobs, medical malpractice and essential reading.

In this episode we discuss Independence Day 2, Flat Earth, Space Pictures, Marilyn Monroe, the Alaskan wilderness, Olympic Orgies, if video games cause seizures, talking cars and exploding stars.

In this episode we discuss impeachment, the Ghost of Christmas Past, the New York Mets, Canadians saving deer, the Wiggles, banning plastic, festive robots and Doc Ock.

In this episode we discuss Buffalo Bill, the Great Emu War, ponzi schemes, stinky mosquito repellent, howling at the moon, shooting dolphins, chimeras and AI D&D.

In this episode we discuss post-Thanksgiving blues, Christmas Piñatas, train crashes, killer pollution, government corruption, the Toy's R Us revival and horrible pizza.

In this episode we discuss pie, the first Thanksgiving, ancient world records, high stakes heists, caterpillars addicted to opium, mumble rap, drunk dogs, the first robot attack, and anti-porn apps.

In this episode we discuss in-flight meals, drawing straws, good blood bad blood, occupy Alcatraz, waffle home, Turkey Appreciation Day, simulated ghosts, and custom kinks.

In this episode we discuss breakfast cereal, the internet, jacked Jesus, space selfies, veterans, fighting dolphins, hot cars, predicting your death, and rat diabetes.

In this episode we are joined by Zach DiLego to discuss King Tutankhamen, gats, peg legs, cash machines, doing shots with Malia Obama, calling the police to order McDonald's, big ass-rocks, Russian clones, and intrusive applications.

In this episode we discuss John Adams, Martian madness, P.T. Barnum, The King of Bombs, BLT's, farting in tiny houses, planting trees, how to launder money, fat cats, and rat cars. 

In this episode we discuss oscillating wildly, F.B.I cover ups, the Republic of Texas, taxidermy, shitty Jurassic Park, Tigers, beer money, playing Risk on LSD, and selling your face.

In this episode we discuss the beginnings of air travel, the importance of beards, mistaken snacks, the wave (not the book), laughing at funerals, the beautiful Dutch, robots with Shrek skin, lizard people, and the benefits of sleeping with bread.

In this episode we discuss weddings, bootlegging, Leif Erikson Day, meteorites, big stone phallic sculptures, ghost dolphins, drinking water to be happy, fat ass bears, Mr. Peanut, and flying cars.  

In this episode we discuss International Podcast Day, old timey surgery, NCIS Plymouth Rock, Staten Island's inferiority, saving babies, scamming the scammer, lots and lots of aliens, and the perfect blowjob (now with 10% less teeth).

In this episode we discuss Russian workouts, hot whale lube, buying shit on Black Friday, NY Pizza vs CT Pizza, weird-ass taxidermy creatures, Kurt Cobain's favorite women's deodorant, dog road trips, Greta Thunberg, sexy anime Colonel Sanders, vibrating brains, and the failed raid on Area 51.

In this episode we discuss fear mongering, radioactive Red Bull, getting hard, boobs, losing weapons of mass destruction, blowing up North Carolina, fast internet vs melting your brain, and operation Moon base.

In this episode we discuss our summer hiatus, rebranding the USA, drinking on Easter, Johnny Bravo, space crime, shitty lemonade stands, robot tails, and battle bots.

In this episode we discuss Italian shirts, fake meat, Buzz Aldrin vs Dick Clark, our favorite Beatles song, the Canadian National Anthem, what exactly gravy is, drug fueled relationships, human-monkey hybrids, deep faked anime streamers, government balloon surveillance, and losing all of our jobs to robots.

In this episode we discuss art, flatulence, James Bond, Smash Mouth, alien dogs, Halloweenies, Siri sex tapes, staying cool, Four Brothers Pizza, and bad milk.

In this episode we discuss the real fake moon landing, flying backwards, Russian healers, Free Willie, denying influencers, free porn, message in a bottle, Neuralink, battle drones, and killer apps.

In this episode we discuss the death of disco, the Founding Fathers, airplane etiquette, sad times at Applebee's, mud, $20 chickens, My Robot Parents, McDonald's on the moon, and finding dem aliens.

In this episode we discuss nuclear energy, angry mobs, strange motels, Helen Keller, strategies for surviving the streets, affordable meals, the great goose massacre, deep nudes, detours, robot mobsters, and online voting.

In this episode we discuss the telegraph, fashion, shark attacks, happy hour, deep tissue massages, national animals, posture, and Spiderman villains.

In this episode we discuss serial killers, mobsters, magic, swamp people, community service, fishing, cowlicks, sex robots, space tourism, deep fakes, and getting off the grid.

In this episode we discuss strict censorship, Wild West outlaws, cheeseburger drive-by, sex, drugs, rock & roll, backyard zoos, coffee addictions, National Repeat Repeat Repeat Day, Jason Baby, Airbud Planet of the Apes crossover, and Elon Musk's latest project.

In this episode we discuss the Titanic 2, Medieval Times, JFK, the return of Craiglist Missed Connections, Out of the Box, 3D printing, plant robots, and UFO's.

In this episode we have our first guest Virginia Croft where we discuss the Oregon Trail, the War of the Roses, dragons, baby leopards, Bob Dylan's bar mitzvah, continental breakfast, cartoon crushes, goths, and mind control drones.

In this episode we discuss Munchkins, strange horse names, walking across the country, super coral, saving the Rainforest Cafe, Fyre Fest 2.0, a robotic bug's life and, sharks with frickin' lazer beams.

In this episode we discuss the invention of Coca Cola, The Beatles, Victory in Europe Day, backwards legs, DNA tests, Niagara Falls, the Royal Baby, hearables, robo poetry, and magic mushrooms.

In this episode we discuss the Loch Ness Monster, DaVinci, therapy animals, smart devices, and Woodstock.

In this episode we discuss the fate of a cosmonaut, chocolate dust, The Bay of Pigs, growing organs, getting arrested at the airport, dog people, the land down under, Central Park beauties, and driver-less cars.

Join Adam and Ryan on the first episode of Lost in Time, where they travel through time and space looking to the past, present, and future for the answers to the mysteries of life.