Meet Your Monsters

If you’ve never listened to the Meet Your Monsters podcast it’s time for a New Beginning and by that I mean the 1985 film Friday the 13th part 5!

In This Episode We Talk About The 1983 Film Christine

In This Episode, We Talk About The 1986 Movie From Beyond

Don’t be a dummy! Listen as we discuss the 1978 Film Magic starring a young Anthony Hopkins as a maybe crazy ventriloquist in pursuit of his former high school crush played by the always excellent Ann-Margret.

These kids are MAD horny! Check out our conversation about the 1998 movie Disturbing Behavior starring Katie Holmes and James Marsden with a special appearance from horror icon William Sadler. Just to be clear, William Sadler appears in the movie, not our shitty podcast. Check it out!

Get yourself a robotomy and check out this podcast where I’ve force Matt, Gabby, and Sara to endure the very strange 1982 film Halloween 3 Season of the Witch.

Grab a handful of your kid's candy and listen to our sound-effect haunted podcast discussing the 2018 sequel to Halloween! Although if you haven’t seen the movie yet, do that first! Go now while it’s still on the big screen.

This Halloween we are haunted by technical difficulties. Listen, if you can, as we discuss the 1978 Horror classic Halloween, from the master John Carpenter.

Grab your creepiest doll and the two of you can listen together as we discuss the slasher masterpiece called Child’s Play. This 1988 film from the horror master, Tom Holland is almost as terrifying as having real children.

Kill me… is what you’ll be saying if you don’t Listen to our account of this alien action as we discuss the 1986 sci-fi madness that is Aliens. From legendary director James Cameron.

Stop clowning around and listen to this podcast about the 2017 Movie It. Based on the greatest horror novel ever written by the master Stephen King. Spoilers... You’ll float too.

Kids say the darndest things, don’t they? Listen to what this baby had to see as we talk about Prevenge. The 2016 horror comedy from Alice Lowe.

The Deadzone is not just the place you left that truck driver, it’s also the 1983 horror film based on the novel by Stephen King and discussed by us in this very podcast.

In space no one can hear this ridiculous argument about whether or not you could kill an Alien with a spear. Listen in disgust as we talk about the 1992 Fincher feature, Alien 3.

In space no one can hear you scream, but if you stop screaming for a minute you can hear this podcast about the nearly perfect 1979 horror masterpiece from director Ridley Scott.

What is it about PG-13 movies that make us lose our mind? Prepare yourselves for a raunchy exploration into the 1985 Classic Comedy Teenwolf.

Dr. Suess has nothing on us, so listen our friends as we discuss. Last weeks movie was nothing new but if you ad this with it you’ll get one and two. What goodness can all this rhyming bring we’re talking of course of 2011’s The Thing.

If you’re paranoid that you might be missing out on all the cool stuff, settle down and listen to this podcast about the 1982 horror masterpiece The Thing. This John Carpenter classic is so cool you might just freeze to death.

Listen as we try to sort out the pieces of the 1991 medical monster movie Body Parts. Hey, if you like it... give us a hand.

Join us on an adventure across beautiful french boobie-mountains as we attempt to puzzle out what exactly is going on in the all genre encompassing and amazingly fun to watch and 2001  Brotherhood Of The Wolf.

Want to play a game, or would you rather listen to our podcast about the 2004 movie Saw? Either choice could lead to self actualization, or bitter disappointment.

The cycle of the werewolf is shorter than this damn podcast! Endure if you can, as we discuss the 1985 Stephen king Classic Silver Bullet. Also in this episode, When Chimps Attack!

Ramble about this, ramble about that, listen to us ramble about this movie with the bat... In this episode we discuss the 2016 Animated feature from DC Comics The Killing Joke.

We're back! Listen to us tell the tale of these other tales told to us in the 1990 horror anthology classic Tales From The Darkside: The Movie. 

You are formally invited to listen to this podcast about the 2015 film The Invitation. Later, if something just doesn't feel right, and you start to think that maybe something terrible is about to happen... well, you're probably just being paranoid.

Bitches and Witches we're Back! After taking some time off to partake in some particularly nasty business we've returned to plague you with our sixtieth Episode. This time we did one for the ladies. Another high school horror from the nineties, 1996's The Craft is sure to invoke thee to watch as we now invoke thee to listen.

If you’re the type of person who will watch any movie where one of the character’s name is Skeletron then you must check out our this podcast for the 2015 post apocalyptic future of the 80’s film Turbo Kid. If you know someone who doesn’t love this movie, they could be a robot.

What’s your favorite scary movie? If it’s Scream, we’ve got the podcast for you. Listen as we discuss this 1996 slasher masterpiece from horror icon Wes Craven.

Say Meet Your Monsters five times and then be our victim as you listen to this podcast about the 1992 movie Candyman, based on a novel by Horror Master Clive Barker.

Listening to this podcast might help you find your dream power, which you will need now that Freddy's back again. See the shape shifting demon more fully realized In this amazing 1987 sequel. Nightmare On Elm Street 3 The Dream Warriors. 

If you've ever thought about having children give this podcast a listen. It might help you make up your mind. In this episode we discuss the 2014 film Goodnight Mommy.

Enjoy this podcast about the 2007 film adaptation of Steve Niles’ 30 Days Of Night. Then you can go party in the dark guilt free, knowing full well that, “No God” will care.

Before you go off into the woods to join that suicide cult, take a few minutes to listen to this podcast about the 2010 horror comedy Tucker And Dale Vs. Evil. It’s not going to change your mind, but it might give you some good ideas.

Follow your predestined trajectory to this podcast about the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko.

If you've been naughty this year you might find yourself listening to this episode in which we discuss the 2015 Krampus!

If you can't figure out why your sexy Johnny Depp dreams are being disturbed by that creep in the Christmas sweater, maybe we can shed some light on the subject with this podcast. In this episode we discuss 1985's A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge.

If you plan on taking that long drive down Fury Road why not listen to this amazing podcast about an amazing movie to help you pass the time! And if you see a crazed drifter give the guy a lift who knows he might be able to let you watch his copy of the 2015 Mad Max, which if you haven't seen it by now, good luck making it to the gates of Valhalla! I don't care how chrome you are.

I was with you're son when he died Mrs. Peterson... he told me to tell you to listen to this podcast about The Guest. It's a movie that came out in 2014, he said it was pretty good.

Petyr is three thousand years old, he will not be listening to this podcast, but you should! This week we're talking about What We Do in the Shadows! A horror mocumentary from 2014.

In 1984 New Line Cinema released one of the greatest horror movies of all time, A Nightmare On Elm Street! Written and Directed by Wes Craven, Nightmare introduced the world to Freddy Krueger a shape-shifting dream demon out for revenge. If you've never seen this movie watch it! and then come back and listen to this podcast.

Ninja's and monsters in one super sweet action packed anime from 1993. You don't want to miss Ninja Scroll... or this podcast about how much we like ninja scroll.

If you are a fan of the walking dead and you want to see where it all came from but you're not a fan of old black and white movies ( How dare you) check out this 1990 remake directed by the great Tom Savini

This episode is like a bio-exorcism for you're brain! Just say Beetlejuice three time and then listen as we talk about this Tim Burton masterpiece from 1988.

Grab all your favorite parts from the medicine cabinet and come and enjoy as we discuss the 1986 horror classic The Fly from David Cronenburg

Excuse me, who are you? Excuse me, who are you? Whoever you are you must see the 1997 animated horror Perfect Blue. This amazing movie from Satoshi Kon transcends genre and medium. It's a truly beautiful movie, so watch it and then listen to this podcast!

The 8th deadly sin is not listening to this podcast about the 1997 movie Seven. This horrific and wonderful film is directed by David Fincher and stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman.

In This Episode we take a look at the highly underated 2009 sci-fi horror Pandorum. You'll have many questions after watching this one, not the least of which will be... "Hey, was that Norman Reedus?"

I quick glimpse of our reaction to the Eli Roth movie The Green Inferno

n this episode we discuss the 1994 movie Phantasm 3 The Lord of the Dead. If you like to see a tall man getting freaky with his balls this is a must see! Also in this movie A Michael Baldwin returns to reprise his roll from the first Phantasm.

They're Heeeaaar! In this episode we discuss the 1982 movie Poltergeist from Steven Speilberg and Tobe Hooper. This is spooky storytelling at it's finest.