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Il Podcast del Ghiaccio e del Fuoco
Ep.97 "Only Cat" Sansa VII, Una Tempesta di Spade pt.2

Il Podcast del Ghiaccio e del Fuoco

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 116:35


"We should start back” sono le primissime parole de “Le Cronache del Ghiaccio e del Fuoco” di George R.R. Martin e noi abbiamo pensato di fare esattamente così.Sansa ha deciso, dirà alla zia esattamente come si sente, non importa se Lysa dovesse decidere di esiliarla, alla fine tanto meglio, alle Porte della Luna avrebbe avuto più compagnia e sicuramente non ci sarebbe stato il piccolo Robert coi suoi continui lamenti e capricci.La zia la convoca nell'Alta Sala lo stesso pomeriggio; è Marillion, il cantante inopportuno, ad accompagnarla verso la sentenza. L'Alta Sala di Nido dell'Aquila è fredda, buia e inospitale. Lysa è seduta sullo scranno di weirwood più piccolo, riservando quello più grande al figlio assente.Lysa attacca senza possibilità di difesa la nipote, lanciando accuse dall'alto del suo delirio e imminente crisi isterica. Dimenticandosi completamente della sua falsa identità, Lysa immagina e idealizza Sansa come una nuova versione di sua sorella Catelyn, proiettando su di lei tutte le sue immense insicurezze e la sua cocente gelosia.Sansa non sa che fare, è immobilizzata da un terrore cieco, come se fosse tornata a King's Landing con i Lannister, non ha minimamente idea delle cose su cui la zia sta farneticando, non riesce a comprendere tutte le sconcertanti confessioni che Lysa le sta rovesciando addosso su un passato che lei non può ricordare perché non era nata.A un certo punto le cose si mettono molto male, la zia la prende per un braccio e la trascina contro il suo volere davanti la Porta della Luna*. In bilico tra la vita e la morte, sferzata dalle gelide dita del vento, Sansa lotta con tutte le sue forze per non essere spinta giù da una zia delirante e in preda all'isteria. Solo il tempestivo intervento di Littlefinger riesce a salvare Sansa da morte certa. Petyr, seppur a fatica, riesce a convincere Lysa a lasciar andare la nipote e, a seguito del bacio di giuda, spinge la moglie giù dalla Porta della Luna. “Only Cat” sono le ultime parole che Lysa sente dalla bocca di Ditocorto, confermando alla fine tutte le sue più grandi paure: Petyr aveva amato solo una donna in tutta la sua vita, sua sorella Catelyn.Ovviamente condividete su tutte le piattaforme, spargete la voce e mettete like al video. Potete trovarci su tutti gli altri social tramite i link qua sotto Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tronodispadepod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/tronodispadepodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/tronodispadepod/Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4mdslx4Nd8vunpc7nP3B45Google Podcast: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3uZm0vcy81MDk3ZTk4OC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ilpodcastdelghiaccioedelfuocoKo-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ilpodcastdelghiaccioedelfuocoLinkt.ree: https://linktr.ee/ilpodcastdelghiaccioedelfuoco

The Reel Rejects
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) IS HILARIOUS!! MOVIE REVIEW!! First Time Watching

The Reel Rejects

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 21:34


THE FILM THAT LAUNCHED THE SERIES!! Full Reaction Watch Along: https://www.patreon.com/thereelrejects Save & Invest In Your Future Today, visit: https://www.acorns.com/rejects Download the PrizePicks today at https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/RE... & use code REJECTS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! What We Do in the Shadows Reaction, Recap, Commentary, Analysis, & Spoiler Review!! Join hosts Coy Jandreau and Andrew Gordon as they sink their fangs into the hilarious world of the 2014 comedy mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows. Directed by Taika Waititi (Jojo Rabbit, Thor: Ragnarok), this cult favorite follows a group of eccentric vampire roommates in Wellington, New Zealand, as they navigate the absurd challenges of modern life while clinging to centuries-old traditions. Taika Waititi dazzles as the suave and quirky vampire Viago, infusing the film with his signature humor, along with Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords, Men in Black III) as the world-weary vampire Vladislav, Jonathan Brugh (Thor: Love and Thunder) as the rebellious Deacon, & Ben Fransham (Ash vs. Evil Dead, Time Bandits) rounds out the crew as the ancient & enigmatic Petyr. Coy & Andrew break down every iconic moment—from the mockumentary-style interviews that hilariously recontextualize vampire myths, to the absurd vampire council scenes and clever parodies of modern life that have made this film a perennial cult classic. Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering it for the first time, join us for an in-depth reaction and review that celebrates every bite of this uniquely funny flick! Follow Andrew Gordon on Socials:  YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MovieSource Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/agor711/?hl=en Twitter:  https://twitter.com/Agor711 Follow Coy Jandreau:  Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coyjandreau?l... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coyjandreau/?hl=en Twitter:  https://twitter.com/CoyJandreau YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwYH2szDTuU9ImFZ9gBRH8w Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/  Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad:  Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM:  FB:  https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Le Son du Mur
The Things I Do For LOVE (Couples, ships et crushs douteux)

Le Son du Mur

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 65:36


Eh oui, on est le 14 février et vous en avez déjà marre de cette fête commerciale de la Saint-Valentin qui monétise le sentiment amoureux ? Ou ça vous rend simplement triste ? Peut-être que vous vous en cognez ? Dans tous les cas, voici une petite proposition thématique qui réunit Babar des Bois, Nymphadora, Yoda, Eridan et Crys pour décortiquer les couples que l'on retrouve dans le Trône de fer... et ceux qui n'existent que dans la tête des fans ! Et si les notions de crush et de ship vous échappent, après cette petite heure, elles n'auront plus de secrets pour vous ! Et si le petit jeu "Kiss Marry Kill" d'Eridan à la fin vous a plu et que vous souhaitez reproduire cette expérience chez vous, voici la liste des catégories et un dé en ligne, si vous n'avez pas de D20 (comme on dit chez les rôlites) à disposition : 1) Sauvageons : Val, Mance Rayder, Tormund Fléau-d'Ogre;2) Grandes Maisons de House of the Dragon : Corlys Velaryon / Jeyne Arryn / Cregan Stark ;3) Les cadets trop forts : Oberyn Martell, Jaime Lannister, Sandor Clegane ;4) Les rousses : Rohanne Tyssier, Catelyn Stark, Mélisandre ;5) Les lionceaux Lannister : Cersei, Jaime, Tyrion ;6) Le trio de tête de House of the Dragon : Rhaenyra Targaryen, Daemon Targaryen, Alicent Targaryen ;7) Les Verts (House of the Dragon) : Aegon II "Le seul vrai roi" Targaryen, Aemond Targaryen, Helaena Targaryen ;8) La fratrie Baratheon : Robert Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon, Renly Baratheon ;9) Les ploucs de Peyredragon : Stannis Baratheon, Mélisandre, Selyse Baratheon ;10) Les conseillers douteux : Varys, Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, Grand Mestre Pycelle ;11) Les époux de Daenerys : Khal Drogo, Hizdhar Zo Loraq, Daario Naharis ;12) Les œufs de lump Tully : Catelyn Stark, Lysa Arryn, Edmure Tully ;13) Les disparus Stark : Brandon Stark, Eddard Stark, Benjen Stark ;14) Les sidekicks : Bronn, Davos Mervault, Ver Gris ;15) Les poupoulpinous Greyjoy : Euron Greyjoy, Victarion Greyjoy, Aeron Greyjoy ;16) "Just you and your Hand tonight" : Eddard Stark, Tyrion Lannister, Tywin Lannister ;17) Les puceaux de la Garde Royale : Jaime Lannister, Barristan Selmy, Meryn Trant ;18) Les fous-dangereux : Euron Greyjoy, Gregor Clegane, Ramsay Snow ;19) Les hommes mûrs : Walder Frey, Mestre Aemon, Freuxsanglant (ou Jon Arryn)20) Choix libre Générique par le Labyrinthe SonoreIllustration : Jaime et Brienne par Swordplay

Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're calling this a siege even if Petyr isn't. Why aren't there any chickens in the Eyrie? And why is Petyr so gross? No one wants to see Littlefinger die more than we do. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne I (Sansa II). Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 559

Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you've lost your fingers, how can you play the harp 24/7? Who does Petyr love? Whatever is going on at the Eyrie, #itscomplicated and we are here for Sansa. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - AFfC Sansa I

Final Femme
Vat ve do in ze shadows (What We Do in the Shadows, 2014)

Final Femme

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 87:11


Viago, Vladislav, Deacon, and Petyr have been vampire buds for hundreds of years. Then one night before dinner, their "meal" turns into something they didn't know they needed—a new friend turned vampire named Nick! Change isn't always easy in friend groups, so your new friends Jack and Sidney are here to help you through it! And for all you vampires out there, please come in and enjoy the show!

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Ten - Sansa 1 - A Feast for Crows | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 57:05


Sansa considers the two sides of Petyr Baelish's character. She witnesses Marillion falsely implicating himself in the murder of Lysa Arryn, and Nestor Royce being wooed by Baelish. Simon and Mackelly wonder if these life-lessons are standing her in good stead.Chapter Review:Sansa is being kept awake by Marillion's singing. A problem with those sky-cells being so open. Apparently he's only got his voice left, as Mord has taken care of several fingers and both eyes. She assumes that when Nestor Royce arrives Marillion will be kept quiet, but Littlefinger says quite the opposite. The singer will be brought before the Keeper of the Gates of the Moon to sing the song that Baelish wants him to. Sansa is worried, but Petyr is relaxed - even if Marillion doesn't play ball, it is his word against theirs.Marillion admits to the murder before Royce, his empty sockets bandaged in silk. Littlefinger entertains the High Steward in his solar afterward. There he presents Royce with a hereditary lordship of the Gates of the Moon - elevating him and his descendants at a stroke. The document is signed by the new Lord Protector of the Vale, so Nestor has a very strong reason to back the widower's claim.Sansa follows the machinations, and Baelish is impressed - she really is his daughter (only, you know, she isn't). But he insists that she maintain the ruse, that she is Alayne, Petyr's natural-born daughter. Even in private. Characters/Places/Names/Events:Sansa Stark - Eldest surviving Stark child. Currently in the Eyrie with Petyr Baelish.Petyr Baelish - Aspiring Lord Protector of the Vale, widower of Lysa Arryn, former Master of Coin. Nestor Royce - Keeper of the Gate of the Moon, head of a lesser branch of the Royce house.Bronze Yohn Royce - Lord of Runestone and head of House Royce. Most powerful lord of the Vale.Robert “SweetRobin” Arryn - Eight-year-old Lord of the Vale. Orphaned by his mother's murder of his father, and his step-father's murder of his mother.  Support the Show.Support us: Buy from our store Buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold, or become a sustainer and receive cool perks Donate to our cause Use our exclusive URL for a free 30-day trial of Audible Buy or gift Marriott Bonvoy points through our affiliate link Rate and review us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and elsewhere.Find us on social media: Discord Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal Facebook Instagram YouTube All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/wa...

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Epilogue - A Storm of Swords | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 67:45


Merrett Frey is lured to a ransom payment by the Brotherhood without Banners. They have his great nephew Petyr Pimple. Upon arrival he learns that his kinsman is dead, and that he'll be joining him because Catelyn Stark points the finger at him for his involvement in the Red Wedding. Simon and Mackelly are almost as speechless as she is.Chapter Review:Merrett Frey heads toward Oldstones with ransom money to secure the release of his great nephew Petyr. He bemoans his rotten luck that has brought him to this juncture. A concussion as a squire means he can no longer fight and was never knighted. As Walder's ninth son, he's got no hope of rising very far. But at least he can bring back Ser Ryman's son and get some favor that way.He wasn't even involved in the planning for the Red Wedding. His only role was to get the Greatjon Umber drunk. And even in this he failed. Umber fought like a giant before finally being chained.When he arrives at Oldstones, he is robbed of the gold by members of the Brotherhood without Banners. Petyr is already dead and Merrett will join them if they can prove he had a hand in the Red Wedding. Merrett knows that there are no witnesses. But the brothers reveal Catelyn Stark, risen from the dead. Lem asks her if she saw Merrett at the wedding and she, unable to speak, nods. They string him up.Characters/Places/Names/Events:Catelyn Stark - Murdered mother of the Stark children. Brought back to life.Merrett Frey - Ninth son of Lord Walder, known principally as the Frey who drinks the most.Petyr Pimple - Great grandson of Lord Walder Frey.Lem Lemoncloak - Member of the Brotherhood without Banners.Tom Sevenstreams - Singer in the Brotherhood without Banners.Lord Beric Dondarrion - Head of the Brotherhood without Banners. Has been repeatedly resurrected from death by Thoros of Myr.Thoros of Myr - Priest of R'hellor, member of the Brotherhood without Banners. Able to raise the dead to life.Oldstones - Riverlands holdfast. Long abandoned. Former seat of House Mudd. Support the showSupport us: Buy from our store Buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold, or become a sustainer and receive cool perks Donate to our cause Use our exclusive URL for a free 30-day trial of Audible Buy or gift Marriott Bonvoy points through our affiliate link Rate and review us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and elsewhere.Find us on social media: Discord Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal Facebook Instagram YouTube All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/wa...

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Eighty - Sansa 7 - A Storm of Swords | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 68:47


Sansa builds a snow-castle, and squabbles with Robert Arryn. Petyr Baelish kisses her against her will. Lysa confronts Sansa about trying to steal Littlefinger from her and threatens to push her out of the Moon Door. Baelish intervenes and pushes Lysa out instead. Simon and Mackelly try to pick up the pieces (not of Lysa, that would be nasty). Chapter Review:Sansa Stark wakes early to snow falling. It makes her wistful for Winterfell. She dresses and builds a snow castle, which quickly turns into Winterfell. She's joined by Petyr Baelish who says she is even more beautiful than her mother was at her age. He kisses her, she yields briefly before pushing him away. Cousin Robert arrives and uses his doll as a giant to smash the walls. Sansa tries to stop him, and his beloved doll is destroyed. Later she's summoned to her aunt by the singer Marillion. He's a favorite of Lysa Arryn, to whom he's unfailingly pleasant. He uses this as a license to abuse the servants and force himself on the unwilling. They proceed to the great hall. Lysa saw Sansa kiss Baelish, but blames the child. Sansa protests. Lysa compares Sansa to Catelyn - both want to steal away Lysa's love Petyr. She describes how he deflowered her and the termination of the subsequent pregnancy.She threatens to push Sansa out of the Moon Door, but is prevented by the timely arrival of Lord Baelish. He talks Lysa down. She reveals that it was she who murdered her husband Jon, with the help of Petyr. He reassures Lysa that he only ever loved one woman. She softens, but then he adds “Only Cat” and pushes her out of the door. He calls for guards to arrest Marillion.Characters/Places/Names/Events:Sansa Stark - Elder daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark.Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish - Former member of the Small Council, now lord of Harrenhal and Protector of the Vale.Lysa Arryn - Lady of the Eyrie. Widow of Jon Arryn, wife of Petyr, and sister to Catelyn.Robert Arryn - AKA Sweetrobin. Son of Jon and Lysa Arryn. Lord of the Vale. Eight going on three.Marillion - Singer and favorite of Lysa Arryn.The Eyrie - Seat of House Arryn in the Vale.The Moon Door - Door to the outside in the Eyrie. Used for execution of prisoners. Support the showSupport us: Buy from our store Buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold, or become a sustainer and receive cool perks Donate to our cause Use our exclusive URL for a free 30-day trial of Audible Buy or gift Marriott Bonvoy points through our affiliate link Rate and review us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and elsewhere.Find us on social media: Discord Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal Facebook Instagram YouTube All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/wa...

Ready 2 Retro
Episode 169: "A Conversation with Actor Ben Fransham" (What We Do in the Shadows 2014)

Ready 2 Retro

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 51:14


For the first guest of 2024, Ready 2 Retro had the privilege of having a conversation with actor Ben Fransham! Ben is a seasoned actor from New Zealand who has been in many iconic projects such as Peter Jackson's “Heavenly Creatures” (1994), “The Lord of the Rings” and “The Hobbit” series, “Ash vs Evil Dead” and his most recognizable role as “Petyr” in 2014's “What We Do in the Shadows”. Be sure to take a listen to Episode 169 as Ben Fransham shares many stories from the set, his background in trained ballet and being set on fire dressed up as a vampire! It's an episode YOU DO NOT want to miss out on!

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Sixty-Eight - Sansa 6 - A Storm of Swords | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 75:01


Sansa discovers that Littlefinger's “you're sailing home” comment is not exactly what she was expecting. She finds herself in a run-down tower on a rocky coast. She gets a new name, attends a wedding, narrowly avoids sexual assault, and has a reunion with a family member. Mackelly and Simon hold their breath, hoping for no deaths at this wedding.Chapter Review:Sansa Stark and Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish arrive at Petyr's ancestral home in the Fingers. It's a dismal place but the staff is friendly and happy to see their lord. Petyr informs Sansa that she must take a new name, as it's not safe to be a Stark at the moment. He names her Alayne, after his mother. She will play his natural-born daughter. He also tells her that he will wed Sansa's aunt Lysa Arryn, who is on her way to meet them at the tower. Finally, Petyr divulges to Sansa that he was working with Olenna Tyrell to murder King Joffrey. It was Olenna who put the poison in the chalice.When Lysa arrives, Sansa is introduced as Alayne to her aunt. The couple is wed at once. After the festivities, the singer Marillion, who arrived with Lysa, attempts to have his way sexually with Sansa. His effort is thwarted by Ser Lothor Brune. The next morning Sansa is brought to her aunt, who now knows her true identity. Lysa says she'd never turn away Cat's daughter. They commiserate over forced marriages, then Lysa says that Sansa will marry her young cousin Robert.Characters/Places/Names/Events:Sansa Stark - Elder daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark. Forcibly married to Tyrion.Lord Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish - Former member of the Small Council, now lord of Harrenhal. In the Vale seeking an alliance with Lysa Arryn, with whom he grew up and possibly had a relationship with.Lysa Arryn - Lady of the Eyrie. Widow of Jon Arryn and Catelyn's sister.Ser Dontos Hollard - Drunken jester of King Joffrey, but friend to Sansa.Fingers - Group of five peninsulas in the Vale.Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Master of Coin. Now accused of murdering King Joffrey.King Joffrey Baratheon -  King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei. Killed at his wedding feast. Support the showSupport us: Buy from our store Buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold, or become a sustainer and receive cool perks Donate to our cause Use our exclusive URL for a free 30-day trial of Audible Buy or gift Marriott Bonvoy points through our affiliate link Rate and review us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and elsewhere.Find us on social media: Discord Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal Facebook Instagram YouTube All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/wa...

WATCH DEM THRONES by Black With No Chaser
"OATHKEEPER" Recap Game of Thrones Season 4 Ep4

WATCH DEM THRONES by Black With No Chaser

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 67:47


In the episode, the residents of King's Landing are dealing with the aftermath of Joffrey Baratheon's  Daenerys Targaryen continues her conquest of Meereen and captures the last city in Slaver's Bay; Sansa Stark and Petyr "Lil Finger" Baelish sail in the Narrow Sea and he tells her what really happened to Joffrey and how she helped. Alliser Thorne agrees to let Jon Snow take a group of volunteers north of the Wall to eliminate the mutineers at Craster's Keep. The episode's title refers to the new sword gifted to Brienne of Tarth by Jaime Lannister, who tasked her with finding Sansa.WATCH DEM THRONES FACEBOOK GROUPhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/126567443834910/?ref=share&mibextid=NSMWBTTO WATCH AND SUBSCRIBE:Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/blackwithnochaser/Twitter:https://twitter.com/BeBlackNoChaser?t=pVFV06lBFdZRu72ot4uCjA&s=09Twitter:https://twitter.com/WatchDemThrones?t=q0ngrYPlugf0ttzM2jo39A&s=09Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-dem-thrones-by-black-with-no-chaser/id1641754247Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1qI1bJ1vIlobu502w6zrtN?si=mtsa3gZYRZW_3FmlCrv7UgBWNC RADIO: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bwnc-radio/id6443800363Amazon Musichttps://music.amazon.com/podcasts/45279c3a-c09f-47d1-a3a3-88e6e2507230/watch-dem-thrones-by-black-with-no-chaserIHeartRadiohttps://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-watch-dem-thrones-by-black-101286659/?cmp=android_share&sc=android_social_share&pr=false#gameofthrones #demdragons #blackwithnochaser #houseofthedragonhbo #dragonseeds #theblacks #thegreens #houseofthedragon #youtube #targaryens #podcast #podsincolor #applemusic #spotifymusic #podsincolor

Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire
ASOIAF 2: A Feast For Crows- Chapters 10 & 11

Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 93:10


NOW is the time to get your financial shit together! Mollie can help! Get in touch for a free consultation here: http://m3virtualaccounting.com/This illustration of Asha Greyjoy and her "husband" is by magajaga and you can see it here! https://www.deviantart.com/magajaga/art/Asha-Greyjoy-with-her-husband-264038708These chapters are Sansa and The Kraken's Daughter, and we get to see just how shit shook out up at the Eyrie after Petyr killed Lysa Tully. Turns out he's blaming Marillion the singer, and everyone hates him so much that they're more than willing to go along with Petyr's story. Meanwhile, Asha is hearing about the Kingsmoot for the first time and is trying not to panic at the fact that she's being utterly ignored as her father's successor.Credit to MetroGnome for the theme song, you can download it free and listen here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA6a7sYKeeAIf you'd like to join our Discord and get in on some of the convo, check it out here! Non-patrons welcome! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

WATCH DEM THRONES by Black With No Chaser
Game of Thrones Season 3 Ep3 "Walk of Punishment"

WATCH DEM THRONES by Black With No Chaser

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 83:26


In this episode, Tyrion Lannister is named Master of Coin, after Lil' Finger is sent to the Vale to marry Lysa Areyn. He struggles to pay back the debt his Petyr left them in. They owe every damn body, especially the Bank of Braavos. Mance Rayder orders Jon Snow and some Free folk to climb the Wall. Theon Greyjoy escapes his captors at Winterfell and we see the beginning of him getting mindf*cked and tortured by Ramsey. Arya and Gendry leave Hot Pie behind at the Inn as a baker then they bounce with the Brotherhood. Daenerys negotiates with a slave master in Astapor to buy Messandei and 8000 Unsullied soldiers in exchange for Drogon. Tyrion hires 3 women to break Pod off....we also see Jamie Lannister get carved like a Christmas turkey....TO WATCH AND SUBSCRIBE:Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/blackwithnochaser/Twitter:https://twitter.com/BeBlackNoChaser?t=pVFV06lBFdZRu72ot4uCjA&s=09Twitter:https://twitter.com/WatchDemThrones?t=q0ngrYPlugf0ttzM2jo39A&s=09Apple Music: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-dem-thrones-by-black-with-no-chaser/id1641754247Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1qI1bJ1vIlobu502w6zrtN?si=mtsa3gZYRZW_3FmlCrv7UgBWNC RADIO: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bwnc-radio/id6443800363Amazon Musichttps://music.amazon.com/podcasts/45279c3a-c09f-47d1-a3a3-88e6e2507230/watch-dem-thrones-by-black-with-no-chaserIHeartRadiohttps://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-watch-dem-thrones-by-black-101286659/?cmp=android_share&sc=android_social_share&pr=false#watchdemthrones #gameofthrones #demdragons #blackwithnochaser #podcast #podsincolor #humor #jokes #spotify #applemusic #youtube #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Sombra y Cuervos: El Podcast
Ep. 75. Las Vidas de los Santos: Sankt Valentin, Sankt Petyr, y Sankta Yeryin

Sombra y Cuervos: El Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023 26:55


En este episodio Daniela y Lucero discuten tres relatos de Las Vidas de los Santos. Discuten el relato de la intercesión de Sankt Valentin y lo comparan con el San Valentin que conocemos en nuestro mundo. También comentan sobre la vida de Sankt Petyr y de cómo parece no pertenecer a ninguna orden Grisha. Finalmente, discuten la vida de Sankta Yeryin, otra santa de Shu Han perteneciente a los Materialki.

The Gay Pirate Podcast | Our Flag Means Death

Happy Halloween-in-December slash Yule, everyone! Viago, Vlad, Deacon, and Petyr are just four vampires living their vampire lives in Wellington New Zealand, being followed around by an indie documentary crew, like ya do. Like the indie documentary that it is, not a whole lot happens but also so much happens in the way of silly hijinks and excellent jokes. Join us aboard the Gay Pirate Podcast for a rollicking good time as we discuss What We Do In The Shadows the MOVIE! What the heck is The Toast?If you are going to miss us between now and next season, you should check out our other podcasts: The Gayly Prophet, EsGAYpe From Reality, and We Are The Gayers AND Join us on Patreon cause it's super fun! AND Follow us on instagram Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!

The Cowardly Power Hour
Biblically Accurate Chupacabras Episode 5, "What We Do In The Shadows"

The Cowardly Power Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 78:24


In this week's episode, the Horror Thots take a bite into the hilarious  2014 horror mockumentary, What We Do In The Shadows. Would you accept Petyr's dark gift?! Later on, they ponder which type of supernatural being they'd be - chupacabras included.  Content Warning (CW): Most of our episodes (this one included) discuss scenes of murder and violence. If an episode discusses violence in explicit detail or discusses particular violence (sexual violence, relationship violence, child abuse, etc.) we will add a specific content warning. We strive to empower our listeners with the information they need to make the best decision for themselves. If you are activated during one of our episodes, we'd like to share a starting resource for support: The Student's Guide to Radical Healing.Enjoyed our podcast? Become a Patron to support our work and keep up with us on our Instagram!

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Sixty-Five - Sansa 8 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 72:36


Sansa watches as Tywin Lannister takes control in King's Landing. The Tyrells fully embrace the new alliance, the Lannisters dole out rewards to loyalists, punish their enemies, and pat themselves on the back. King Joffrey drops her for another, putting Sansa on cloud nine. But Dontos brings her crashing back to earth. Simon and Mackelly try to break her fall. Chapter Review:Sansa Stark stands in attendance as the Lannister family congratulate themselves and their allies. Lord Tywin Lannister takes over as Hand of the King. Mace, Garlan, and Loras Tyrell ask favors of the king, all are granted. The biggest ask being that Joffrey put Sansa aside and marry Margaery Tyrell.After that, it's time to split up the winning from the Battle of the Blackwater. New lords are made, including Lancel Lannister and Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish. More than six hundred men are knighted. Finally, the Stannis Baratheon supporters are dragged before the king. They're made to beg his forgiveness, to retain their titles and lands. Most do, but some choose death by vocally disparaging the boy king.When all the glad-handing, promotions, and begging for forgiveness are over, Sansa returns to her chamber. She can hardly remember a time she's been this happy. She won't have to marry Joffrey. She doesn't know what will happen to her, but it has to be better than marrying that monster. Ser Dontos Hollard disagrees. He thinks nothing has changed. But he's set a date for their escape: Joff's and Margaery's wedding day. He also has a present for her, in the form of a beautiful hair net. He claims it holds justice for her father.Characters/Places/Names/Events:Sansa Stark - Eldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. Formerly betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon. Captive of the Lannisters.Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister.Tywin Lannister - Father of Cersei, Tyrion, and Jamie. New Hand of the King.Ser Dontos Hollard - Saved from execution on King Joffrey's name day by Sansa Stark. Now a fool.Ser Loras Tyrell - Young, dashing, talented knight from the Reach. The son of Lord Mace Tyrell. New member of the Kingsguard.Mace Tyrell - Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Mander, Warden of the South. Member of the king's Small Council.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Stark. Lord of Harrenhal and Lord Paramount of the Trident.Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

Primitive Man Soundz Podcast
Season 2 Ep. #2 - Luke DeVigny

Primitive Man Soundz Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 118:28


I recently spoke to my bud Luke DeVigny about growing up and moving to Oceanside, CA, his old band Petyr that included members such as Riley Hawk, Bruce Lighting and Holland, building motorcycles, and all things heavy! Luke's a dude I feel like I've known forever because we share such similar interests, hobbies and life approaches. It's always good making friends and speaking to like minded folk. Dig it!Support the show Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Fifty-Four - Tyrion 12 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 79:13


Tyrion learns that Bran and Rickon Stark are dead. Cersei reveals that she has caught his “little whore.” But Tyrion's sophistry has worked, and she's captured the wrong woman. Tyrion promises grim vengeance against his sister. Mackelly and Simon mourn the death of sibling detente.Chapter Review:Lord Varys reveals that the Greyjoys have killed the Stark boys. Tyrion Lannister is shocked and wants to know if Cersei will be shocked too. He hurries to join her for dinner.She is surprised and slightly irked that she always gets blamed when harm befalls a Stark - it was Jamie who pushed Bran. They both worry for Jamie, and are determined to keep Sansa as safe as possible. Tyrion wants Balon Swann and Sandor Clegane fighting when Stannis comes, Cersie worries that they should be protecting the King.Things go very sour when Cersei reveals that she has captured Tyrion's whore. She has Alayaya dragged in. She's bloodied but not broken. Tyrion promises to free her. He rounds on Cersei and promises that he'll hurt her for this. Someday her safety and joy will turn to ashes in her mouth.Characters/Places/Names/Events:Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King.Lord Varys - Master of Spies, member of the Small Council.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Stark.Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - A sellsword. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard.Stannis Baratheon - Claimant to the Iron Throne. Brother to the late king Robert Baratheon.Shae - Former prostitute, paramour of Tyrion Lannister. Alayaya - King's Landing prostitute who helped Tyrion with his trysts with Shae. Now captive of Cersei.Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

A Song of Babys and Puppys
S3E38 - 3rd Annual ASOBAP "Yummy Scrummy Memorial" Awards Sponsored by Kelianne Stankus (feat. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish)

A Song of Babys and Puppys

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 106:51


We might have coaxed ourselves into a snafu.

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-Four - Tyrion 10 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 71:38


Tyrion gets wind of Cersei's latest plots. He tries to convince Shae to take a job in the Red Keep. He discusses the news from Storm's End with Varys who shares his hatred of all things magic. Mackelly and Simon try to weave the threads. Chapter Review: Tyrion Lannister learns from Lancel that Cersei plans to hide Tommen at Rosby. Tyrion doesn't mind this plan, but wants Tommen's guards to be loyal to him. He sends Jacelyn Bywater to do the job, with a promise of a lordship in return. To this point Bywater has been completely non-partisan - and the lordship is the payment for taking sides. Tyrion heads to Shae - risking going straight there. He wants her to move to the Red Keep - the city is too dangerous. But the only way he can see to do that is to get her a job as a servant. She's not pleased. They fight and he slaps her. Out of remorse, he spills the story of Tysha but then regrets being so vulnerable. They leave on bad terms. With Varys they discuss the fall of Storm's End. Varys thinks magic was used to kill Ser Courtnay Penrose, but Tyrion thinks there are more mundane explanations. Varys relates his becoming a eunuch at the hands of a sorcerer and his revulsion of magic thereafter. Tyrion is moved by Varys' tale. They head back to the Red Keep to plan the defenses against Stannis. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon. King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King. Varys - Master of Spies, member of the Small Council. Ser Cortnay Penrose - Castellan of Storm's End. Recently murdered by Stannis Baratheon's shadow demon. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Stark. Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - A sellsword. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard. Stannis Baratheon - Claimant to the Iron Throne. Shae - Former prostitute, now paramour of Tyrion Lannister. Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

Juan on Juan Podcast
#64 | The numbers have spoken with Eza Petyr

Juan on Juan Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 55:00


In this episode, Eza and I talk about the reptilians, Tartaria, foundlings, COVID, and the hollow earth.  Check out Eza's social media: IG: @petyr32 Please don't forget to shoot us a comment, rating, and follow us on social media! Check out our website at www.thejuanonjuanpodcast.com IG: @thejuanonjuanpodcast Twitter: @thejuanonjuanpd TIKTOK: @thejuanonjuanpodcast YT: "The Juan on Juan Podcast" Stake your Cardano with us at FIGHT POOL at fightpool.io! Thank you for tuning in!

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-One - Tyrion 9 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 65:10


Myrcella sets sail for Dorne, via Braavos. Riding back through the city a riot breaks out. Lives are lost, but thanks to the Hound not Sansa Stark's. Jacelyn Bywater informs Tyrion that the smallfolk consider Tyrion the root of all their problems. With Bronn and Varys, Tyrion begins to consider replacing Joffrey with Tommen. Simon and Mackelly weigh the options. Chapter Review: Myrcella Baratheon is shipping off to Dorne where, when older, she will marry Trystane Martell. She's going a circuitous route, which will significantly reduce King's Landing's already insufficient naval force, but Cersei wants her daughter safe. Ser Arys Oakheart of the Kingsguard will travel with her as her personal bodyguard. Her arrival in Braavos is the signal for the Martells to move into the passes that border the Stormlands with the intent of holding some of Stannis' forces from the envisioned assault on King's Landing. The royal party heads back through the streets, lined with hangry citizens. The king is struck in the face with excrement, and rather than hastening a retreat to the Red Keep, he stops to set his Hound on those he perceives to blame. A riot ensues. Several in the party lose their lives including the High Septon. But Sansa Stark, briefly lost, is saved by Sandor Clegane. Hours later, the gold cloaks have regained control of the city, but Bywater warns Tyrion that the situation worsens daily. The smallfolk believe their suffering began when Tyrion was named Hand of the King. Tyrion is hurt by the insinuation. Bronn notes that Tommen is a much nicer kid than Joffrey and Westeros would be so much nicer of a place if the younger brother was to somehow become the King. Tyrion cannot help but imagine the prospect. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King. Varys - Master of Spies, member of the Small Council. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully.  Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - Sellsword. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard. Stannis Baratheon - Claimant to the Iron Throne. Sansa Stark - Elder daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark. Captive of the Lannisters. Still betrothed to Joffrey. Sandor Clegane (aka The Hound) - Joffrey's personal bodyguard. Member of the Kingsguard. Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/ If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQ  We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross BugdenINSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmSupport the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty-Six - Tyrion 8 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 62:23


News of Renly's death has reached the small council in King's Landing. They dispatch Littlefinger to treat with Loras Tyrell - the leader of the faction that hasn't pledged fealty to Stannis. The offer? Renly's widow Margaery Tyrell to marry Joffrey and be queen. Simon and Mackelly consider the implications. Chapter Review: Varys shares the reliable news that Renly is dead and many unreliable accounts of who did it. Tyrion is disappointed, he'd hoped that the Baratheons' fight would drag on for months. The bad news is compounded by the rapid switching allegiance (to Stannis) of the majority of the noble houses. The slightly better news for team-Lannister is that Ser Loras Tyrell has ridden off taking maybe 20 percent of the lords with him. And Ser Courtney Penrose, castellan of Storm's End, fearing a trick, will not open the doors to Stannis until he sees Renly's body - which has gone missing. So how to turn this dissenting minority to the Lannister cause? Tyrion suggests marriage. Should Renly's young widow Margaery (Tyrell) marry Joffrey, then the two wealthiest houses in Westeros would be conjoined. The Lords of the Reach who have now pledged to Stannis would have to reconsider. And the balance of power might just be tipped. After some debate, Petyr Baelish is chosen to take the message to Loras and Margaery. He grifts for every bit of money and influence he can get out of the chore. But Tyrion grudgingly admits he's the right man for the job. After the meeting, Cersei thanks Tyrion for his efforts and kisses him on the forehead. He could not be more suspicious.  Characters/Places/Names/Events: Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon and twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to Queen Cersei and Ser Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King.Varys - Master of Spies, member of the Small Council.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - A sellsword who fought and won Tyrion's trial by combat. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard.Stannis Baratheon - Claimant to the Iron Throne.Loras Tyrell - Younger son of Mace Tyrell (Lord of Highgarden). Known as the Knight of Flowers. Dashing and skilled, he has significant influence over a sizable following.Margaery Tyrell - Daughter of Mace Tyrell. Widow of Renly Baratheon. Sister to Ser Loras.Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQAll Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Twenty-Nine - Tyrion 7 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire (ASOIAF)

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 71:13


Tyrion receives a command from Cersei that Pycelle is to be released. Tyrion agrees but while he's at it he turns the messenger (cousin Lancel) to team-Tyrion. Later he visits Shae and admits to himself that he loves his life and Shae. Simon and Mackelly get a little sappy over the romance.  Chapter Review:  Lancel Lannister visits Tyrion Lannister after midnight. Tyrion's not asleep but pretends to have been. Lancel is your typical high-born, good-looking, recently knighted 16-year-old. He treats Tyrion with disdain, referring to him as imp. Cersei wants Grand Maester Pycelle released and Commander of the Gold Cloaks Jacelyn Bywater arrested (presumably for not releasing Pycelle on her command). Tyrion is pleased about that.  Tyrion turns the tables on Lancel when he accuses him of killing the king to bed the queen, and won't Joffrey be interested to learn this news. Lancel crumbles in an instant. Tyrion reels him - he could keep this from the new king if Lancel were to report all of Cersei's comings and goings to Tyrion. Lancel agrees. Tyrion fears for the lad. Cersei would certainly kill him if this betrayal were to reach her ears, and should he live long enough to see his cousin Jamie again, well, he'd kill him too.  Tyrion visits Shae. He realizes that the pain of Tysha's betrayal is finally behind him. He's in love with Shae and with his life as Hand of the King. Characters/Places/Names/Events:  Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King.Lancel Lannister - Son of Kevan Lannister. Cousin to Tyrion. Former squire to King Robert, who plied the king with wine on the boar-hunt. Now lover of Queen Cersei.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully.Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - A sellsword who fought and won Tyrion's trial by combat. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard.Tysha - Tyrion's former wife, who turned out to be a paid prostitute. Tywin had her gang-raped and the marriage annulled.Shagga - Clan chief from the Mountains of the Moon. Timmet - Clan chief from the Mountains of the Moon.Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review. We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQAll Music credits to Ross Bugden:  INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Twenty-Five - Tyrion 6 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 74:51


Tyrion's busy in the Red Keep. He gives his sister Cersei good news on the Baratheon front, then slips her a little poison. He announces the Lannister demands for peace with Robb. He gives Ser Alliser the men he needs, if in a mocking manner. Finally he confronts Pycelle about his spying. Simon and Mackelly review his day planner. Chapter Review: Tyrion Lannister has a busy day. He visits Cersei and announces that Stannis has attacked Storm's End. They have a rare moment of sibling happiness. Tyrion poisons Cersei with something to keep her in the privy the next day. Giving him a clear run at ruling the kingdom. From atop the Iron Throne he issues the Lannister's counter-demands to Cleos Frey. His cousin observes that they're unlikely to be received warmly in the North, but Tyrion isn't very concerned. He just wants to keep the dialogue going while the Baratheons destroy each other. Next up is Ser Alliser Thorne, visiting from the Wall with the still animated hand of Jaffer Flowers. Unfortunately said hand has rotted, and was thrown away. Tyrion is disturbed by Thorne's news, but is always concerned about appearing foolish. He dismisses Thorne with a few barbs, but agrees to advertise the Night's Watch to the hungry citizens.  His last stop of the day is at the chambers of Maester Pycelle. Tyrion has proven to himself beyond any doubt that Pycelle is Cersei's man and he wants him out of the picture. The clan chiefs scare Pycelle to the point of bed-wetting, roughly trim his beard with their axes, and march him to the dungeons. All the time the old man complains that everything he did, he did for the Lannisters. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon. King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks). Bronn - A sellsword who fought and won Tyrion's trial by combat. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard. Ser Cleos Frey - Cousin to the Lannisters. Captive of Robb Stark. Sent to King's Landing with the Stark's demands. Shagga - Clan chief from the Mountains of the Moon. Timmet - Clan chief of the Mountains of the Moon. Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQAll Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Seventeen - Tyrion 4 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 74:31


Tyrion meets with Pycelle, Littlefinger, and Varys, feeding each a different story, hoping to learn which story reaches Cersei's ears. Allister Thorne has arrived, hunger is getting out of hand in King's Landing, and Cersei wants Jamie freed and her father's army to come defend her. A Hand's job is never done! Mackelly and Simon try to prioritize.Chapter Review:Tyrion Lannister breaks his fast with Grand Maester Pycelle. He dispatches a raven to Doran Martell in Dorne but Tyrion won't be drawn on the letter's content. Tyrion steals a bottle from Pycelle's potion shelves, while the maester isn't looking.Tyrion and Bronn discuss today's supplicants: Tanda Stokeworth with offers of food and her plump unwed daughter, Ser Alliser Thorne newly arrived from the Wall with a hand for the Hand - Tyrion doesn't like Thorne so has him consigned to a dingy cell without meeting with him. A representative of the Bank of Braavos who'd like to discuss repayment by the crown of some loan, sounds like a job for Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish. A discontent Riverlands lordling and local merchants all get fobbed off.Tyrion meets with Baelish and proposes marrying princess Myrcella to young Robert Arynn. If Baelish can broker that and bring the Vale's forces out to oppose Renly and Stannis, the glittering prize of Harrnehal will be his. Petyr is wary, but unable to refuse.Next is Varys, who already knows about the prior meetings, and apparently the contents of the letter: Tommen to be a ward of the Martells. Tyrion does not deny. One of this trio is going to blab to the queen and Tyrion cannot wait to find out.Characters/Places/Names/Events:Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon - bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name.Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King.Shae - a prostitute, consort of Tyrion Lannister.Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Member of the small council.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully.Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council.Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - A sellsword who fought and won Tyrion's trial by combat. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard.Ser Alliser Thorne - Member of the Night's Watch. Sent to King's Landing with Othor's hand to convince the king to send more troops.Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQ All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Fifteen - Tyrion 3 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 72:33


The Small Council discusses an appropriate response to Stannis' widely publicized accusation of Cersei's children being Jamie's. Later Tyrion employs all the blacksmiths in King's Landing to make him a monstrous chain. Later still, Tyrion publicly enters a brothel before sneaking out through a secret door to visit Shae in private. Mackelly and Simon debate the levels of cunning on display. Chapter Review:Stannis Baratheon has been sending word of Cersei and Jamie Lannister's incest to every house, great and small, in the realm. The Small Council discusses a response. Cersei wants to quash it completely, in particular so that neither her father nor her children ever hear of it. Wiser heads point out that trying to silence such a rumor tends to indicate a guilty conscience. Littlefinger comes up with the winning idea. They will circulate their own salacious accusation against Stannis: that his daughter Shireen is in fact the child of Patchface the fool. Tyrion Lannister and Bronn meet with the armorers and smiths of King's Landing and commission an almighty chain. Some are worried about their prior commission (from Cersei) to equip the Gold Cloaks, but Tyrion assures them that his project takes priority and he'll protect them from the Queen. Tyrion visit's Chataya's brothel. He makes no attempt to hide. But once inside he exits through a secret tunnel, built by a former Hand of the King, and meets Lord Varys in a stable. There he's disguised as a child on horseback and rides across King's Landing to visit Shae. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon.King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to Queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King.Shae - Prostitute, consort of Tyrion Lannister.Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Member of the Small Council.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Stark.Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Jacelyn Bywater - New Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks).Bronn - Sellsword who fought and won Tyrion's trial by combat. Now Tyrion's friend and bodyguard.Chataya - Madam of the King's Landing brothel, in which King Robert's child Barra was born and later murdered. From the Summer Isles. Alayaya - Daughter of Chataya. Prostitute.Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQ All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Three - Tyrion 1 - A Clash of Kings | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 69:51


Tyrion disrupts the small council by announcing that he'll be the new Hand of the King. Cersei is not best pleased. Varys proves his ability to sniff out a secret by befriending Shae before Tyrion has had a chance to hide her. Mackelly and Simon join in the posturing about what real power is. PS: Stick around after the end music to hear Simon serenade Mac.Chapter Review: Tyrion gains entry to the small council by staring down Ser Mandon Moore (with a bit of help from Bronn and Timmet). He shows the council the letter from his father naming him Hand of the King. The various members of the council congratulate Tyrion, but the queen is far from pleased. A mood not improved when she learns he's brought only a token force, not the full army of the West that she was hoping for. Tyrion requests a moment alone with his sister. The flatterers and fools exeunt. They discuss Jaime's absence, Littlefinger's awful decision to elevate the incompetent Janos Slynt, Joffrey's awful decision to behead Ned Stark, Varys' awful decision to fire Ser Barristan Selmy, and Sansa's awful (for the Stark's) decision to betray her family. Tyrion gets the idea that the small council are useless and it's a good job he's here. He rides through the city, seeing causes for concern (more bodyguards than produce), and learns that Cersei is doing nothing to help the citizens. Arriving back at his lodgings he finds Shae entertaining Lord Varys. He's dismayed, as he hoped to keep her presence a secret. He and Varys joust over what constitutes true power. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon. King Joffrey Baratheon - Bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Acting Hand of the King. Tywin Lannister - Lord of Casterly Rock. Father of Jamie, Cersei, and Tyrion Lannister. Jamie Lannister - Member of the royal Kingsguard. Twin brother to Queen Cersei and older brother to Tyrion. Nicknamed the "Kingslayer" for killing King Aerys Targaryen. Captive of Robb Stark. Shae - Prostitute, consort of Tyrion Lannister. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Member of the small council. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin. Member of the small council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Stark. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's small council.  Check out our merchandise store:  https://ghostsofharrenhal.threadless.com/If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Sixty-Seven - Sansa 6 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 70:13


Sansa tries to come to terms with her reality. King Joffrey reveals that they are still to be married, that his name-day is coming up, and that his cruelty doesn't end with just killing her father. Meryn Trant puts on the hurt and Sandor Clegane is uncommonly solicitous. The guys dab the blood from Sansa's cheek and help to plot our revenge. Chapter Review: Sansa is unwashed and ignored in her chambers in King's Landing. She's not eating and bouncing between awful dreams of her father's death and the awful reality of it. She feels utterly betrayed having kept her side of every bargain. Joffrey tells her to get up and Meryn Trant gives her something to cry about. She steels her resolve and attends Joffrey at court. He's his usual self. Bored and inconsiderate punctuated by bouts of being engaged but vile. After he takes his leave, he demands Sansa join him. The Hound encourages her compliance - but kind of nicely. Joffrey's outing is to see the heads on spikes, including Ned and Septa Mordane. He knows how to show a girl a good time. Sansa gives Joffrey some sass and Meryn Trant beats her bloody again. Sansa toys with the notion of pushing Joffrey off the battlements, but as her thought crystallizes into action Clegane interposes and gently dabs the blood from her lips. She thanks him and a weird alliance is cemented. Characters/Places/Names/Events: King Joffrey Baratheon - bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon. Janos Slynt - Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks), the police force of King's Landing. Now elevated to Lord of Harrenhal and given a seat on the Small Council. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Member of the king's Small Council. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Sansa Stark - Eldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. Betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon. Eddard "Ned" Stark - Now deceased former Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and father of Sansa. Ser Meryn Trant - Member of the Kingsguard in King's Landing. Sandor Clegane - The Hound. Prince Joffrey's personal protector. Member of the Kingsguard. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Sixty-Five - Arya 5 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 69:25


After traversing the mean streets of King's Landing, Arya winds up following the crowd to the Sept of Baelor. There she finds her father, sister, King Joffrey, and the rest. Ned admits to treason and hails Joffrey as the true king. That should then get Sansa what she asked for: mercy for her father. However, Joffrey being Joffrey, he instead calls for Ned's head. The guys walk you through the whole somber affair. Chapter Review: Arya Stark has been living rough on the streets of King's Landing, since fleeing from the Lannister guards. She's been beaten up, had her belongings stolen, and gone hungry. After killing a fat pigeon, Arya makes her way down to the wharfs. There she finds the Wind Witch, the same ship her father scheduled to take her and Sansa home to Winterfell. Stark men hang around out front. Arya can't believe it. However, as she gets closer, she  realizes that she doesn't recognize any of the men. Smelling a trap, she leaves before they realize who she is. She leaves the wharfs and heads to Flea Bottom to eat, only to discover that her pigeon is missing. Dejected, hungry, and beaten up, Arya follows the crowd and the sounds of bells to the Sept of Baelor. There she finds her father flanked by gold cloaks of the city watch. She also sees her sister Sansa, King Joffrey, Queen Cersei, and most of the royal entourage. Ned announces that he's committed treason. That he tried to steal the throne for himself. Joffrey is the true king of the Seven Kingdoms. Joffrey tells the crowd that his mother wants him to allow Ned to take The Black. That Sansa has begged him for mercy. After smiling at Sansa, he turns to the crowd and proclaims that no treason will go unpunished, while he's king. He asks Ser Ilyn Payne to bring him Ned's head. Arya tries to rush the stage, but before she can get there, she's grabbed by a stranger. Arya realizes he's not actually a stranger. It's Yoren of the Night's Watch. He refers to Arya as "boy," tells her that she'll be coming with him. Characters/Places/Names/Events: King Joffrey Baratheon - bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon. Arya Stark - Younger daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. Tomboy. Escaped the Lannisters, now in the company of Yoren of the Night's Watch. Eddard "Ned" Stark - Erstwhile hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and deceased King Robert's closest friend. Recently beheaded for treason by order of King Joffrey Baratheon. Sansa Stark - Eldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. Betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Member of the small council. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Janos Slynt - Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks), the police force of King's Landing. Now elevated to Lord of Harrenhal and given a seat on the Small Council. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQSupport the show

Juan on Juan Podcast
#41 | The Anunnaki, Tartaria, and hidden history with Eza Petyr

Juan on Juan Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 54:05


In this episode, Eza and I talk about the Anunnaki, the Tartaria conspiracy theory, and about how our real history has been deliberately hidden from us. I hope you enjoy it! Check out Eza's social media: IG: @petyr32 Check out our blog at www.thejuanonjuanpodcast.com Check out our shirts!  You can find them on our website under the merch section.  Please shoot us a comment, rating, and follow us on social media! @thejuanonjuanpodcast Thank you for tuning in!

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Fifty-Eight - Eddard 15 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 65:32


Ned suffers some pretty brutal sensory deprivation down in the dungeons. Allowing his overactive imagination to run wild. A surprise visitor gives him some advice on how to free himself, but can Eddard bring himself to do the smart thing, instead of the right thing? Mac and Simon are more than capable of both. Chapter Review: Eddard Stark is visited by dreams, ghosts, and eunuchs in the Red Keep's dungeons. He dreams of Rhaegar Targaryen presenting Lyanna Stark with the blue roses, after winning the jousting at the Harrenhal Tourney. He's mocked by King Robert's ghost for where his uncompromising stiff neck has brought him. He gets some wine and advice from Lord Varys.Varys explains how the realm is descending into anarchy, but that Sansa has made a plea for Ned's life. Lord Stark must swallow his pride and admit to treason, proclaim Joffrey the rightful king, and bend the knee. The next visitor could bring Eddard some much needed food, or Sansa' head, it all depends on Ned.Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Former Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Father of King Joffrey Baratheon. Ser Barriston Selmy - Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Older but still deadly with a sword or a lance. Renly Baratheon - King Robert's youngest brother. Lord of Storm's End and Master of Laws. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers.  Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Fifty-Seven - Sansa 5 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 67:22


Sansa attends King Joffrey's first court session. It's everything she never dreamed of. Janos Slynt gets a meteoric promotion, Ser Barristan Selmy gets similarly precipitous demotion. And Sansa begs for her father's life. Despite a chorus of naysayers, good King Joffrey is moved to mercy. The boys cast a skeptical eye over the whole thing. Chapter Review: Sansa Stark enters the throne room and is treated as a leper by all. Even drunken Ser Dontos Hollard stifles his greeting when reminded of who she is. No matter, she's on a mission. Pycelle reads out a list of people who are expected to come to King's Landing to pledge fealty to the new King. It's pretty much everyone in Westeros. Arya is on the list - which gives Sansa hope that her sister might have escaped. Janos Slynt is given the Lordship of Harrenhal and a seat on the Small Council. Cersei is named regent. Tywin Lannister is named Hand of the King. Barristan Selmy is then unceremoniously fired from his role as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. He storms out muttering mutinous words about Stannis' claim to the throne. Sansa's moment arrives. She begs forgiveness for her father. She puts his lack of judgement down to the milk of the poppy he was taking for his broken leg. The Small Council advise the King to harden his heart, but King Joffrey claims to be moved by Sansa's sweet words. Provided that Lord Stark retracts his prior accusations and pledge fealty, there will be mercy. Characters/Places/Names/Events: King Joffrey Baratheon - bastard son of Jaime Lannister and his twin sister Queen Cersei Lannister. Currently King Joffrey Baratheon First of His Name. Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. Mother of King Joffrey Baratheon. Janos Slynt - Commander of the City Watch (AKA Gold Cloaks), the police force of King's Landing. Now elevated to Lord of Harrenhal and given a seat on the Small Council. Ser Barristan Selmy - Ousted Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Older but still deadly with a sword or a lance. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Sansa Stark - Eldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. Betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon. Eddard "Ned" Stark - Former Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and King Robert's closest friend. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

Juan on Juan Podcast
#35 | Coitus Interruptus: QAnon, Tartaria, and Gematria with Eza Petyr

Juan on Juan Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 76:31


In this episode, I am joined by Eza once again to discuss QAnon, COVID-19, Netflix, UFOs, Project Bluebeam, Tartaria, hollow earth, numerology, and gematria! We talk about reoccurring synchronicities and what they might mean. We also look into the synchronicity I had during my latest vacation... it blew my mind!  Check out Eza's social media: IG: @petyr32 Check out my other shows at www.thejuanonjuanpodcast.com Please shoot us a comment, rating, and follow us on social media! @thejuanonjuanpodcast Thank you for tuning in!

Juan on Juan Podcast
#30 | QAnon, hidden history, and the fluoride stare with Eza Petyr

Juan on Juan Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 68:48


In this episode, we talk about wild conspiracy theories. We talk about QAnon, interdimensional entities, aliens, politics, time travel, Luciferianism, satanism, and some other crazy ideas with Eza Petyr. Hope you guys enjoy it! Check out Eza's social media: IG: @petyr32 Check out our website at www.thejuanonjuanpodcast.com Please shoot us a comment, rating, and follow us on social media! @thejuanonjuanpodcast Thank you for tuning in!

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Fifty-One - Sansa 4 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Play 50 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 52:51


Sansa is in the clutches of the Lannisters. She only wants to marry Joffrey. They only want her to write to her family demanding their fealty. If she can do that, her dreams might come true. Mac and Simon weigh Sansa's decisions and prospects. Chapter Review: Sansa and Jeyne Poole are confined to apartments in Maegor's Holdfast. Jeyne can't stop crying, having witnessed the butchery that the Lannisters visited on the Starks. Sansa missed all that, because instead of packing for the journey home, she went and told the queen her dad's plans and was incarcerated for "her safety." Sansa is presented to the queen and the small council. All agree that she is not really future queenly material any more in light of her father's treason. She tries to defend him, but upon discovering that they might still allow her wedding to happen, she soon forgets his plight. Cersei determines that Jeyne is a bad influence, what with her eye-witnessing and all, so she's to be rehoused by Petyr Baelish.Sansa just needs to write to brother Robb, mother Cat, Grandfather Hoster Tully, and Aunt Lysa Arryn telling them all to come down to King's Landing and bend the knee to their new king, and she'll back in the good books. She grabs a pen. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend.Queen Cersei Lannister - Widow of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister, mother of "King" Joffrey Baratheon.Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Member of the King's Small Council.Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the King's Small Council, and childhood friend to Cat.Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Member of the King's Small Council.Robb Stark - Eldest son of Ned and Cat.Catelyn Stark - Wife of Lord Eddard Stark and daughter of Hoster Tully.Hoster Tully - Lord of Riverrun. Father to Cat, Edmure Tully, and Lysa. Old and in poor health.Lysa Arryn - Cat's younger sister. Widow of Jon Arryn, the former Hand of the King to Robert Baratheon and Lord of the Vale.Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden)TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden)YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-Nine - Eddard 14 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 63:53


The King is dead. Long live King Joffrey? King Stannis? King Renly? Whoever! Ned and Cersei confront in the throne room. Ned is sure he has the manpower advantage to win the day, but then Petyr Baelish delivers a lasting lesson in the school of "Don't trust anyone." Mackelly and Simon take sides.Chapter Review: Eddard Stark is awoken to a Lannister show of strength outside his window, and the day only goes downhill from there. At breakfast, he allows Arya to have one last "dance lesson" but refuses Sansa a final goodbye with prince Joffrey, before the girls board the ship headed for Winterfell. The news causes an outraged Sansa to storm off.The day's downward spiral continues when Grand Maester Pycelle arrives and announces that King Robert has died. A heavy-hearted Ned convenes the small council (apart from Renly, who having carefully weighed up the situation has scarpered from King's Landing) and has Barristan Selmy break the seal on Robert's will. As we know, Ned is supposed to act as Protector of the Realm until Robert's heir comes of age. Before Ned can obtain oaths of allegiance, the council is summoned to the presence of the new king. Ned's helped to the throne room by Littlefinger who assures him that the gold cloaks are on the payroll. Joffrey demands a rapid coronation. Cersei tears up Robert's will and demands that Ned bend the knee. Instead, he reveals that Cersei's children are not Robert's and that the gold cloaks should escort the royal family to their rooms. The city guard do exactly what they've been paid to do, and kill all of Ned's men. Ned himself is taken into custody by Littlefinger himself. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Aside from being king, he's also Ned's lifelong best friend. Oh and now he's dead.  Renly Baratheon - King Robert's youngest brother. Lord of Storm's End and Master of Laws. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully.  Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-Seven - Eddard 13 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 68:39


King Robert has been mortally wounded by a boar. Ned's plan to tell him that his children were cuckoos turns to ashes in his mouth. Cersei, Renly, Varys, Petry Baelish - all start scheming for the next round of the Game of Thrones. Is Ned morally nimble enough to keep up? Mac and Simon mourn the fallen king and consider every angle of the implications. Chapter Review: Thanks to a surfeit of wine from his loyal squire Lancel Lannister, King Robert gets gored by a boar and the two-day journey back to King's Landing has allowed the wound to mortify. There is nothing Pycelle can do. Ned transcribes the King's last will and testament, with a slight edit, for the good of the realm. Cersei departs to...who knows? Selmy blames himself. Varys blames Lancel. Renly suggests to Ned that they take Joffrey into custody to ensure adherence to the terms of Ned's will: namely that Ned act as regent and projector of the realm until Joffrey comes of age. Ned writes to Stannis congratulating him on becoming king. Littlefinger paints a grim picture of the realm under Stannis, who doesn't command the love that Robert did nor demonstrates the level of forgiveness and flexibility that a king will need. Ned is set on his path. Baelish agrees to help but he'll need money to pay off the gold cloaks. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend.King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the realm. Aside from being king, he's also Ned's lifelong best friend. Queen Cersei Lannister - Wife of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister.  Stannis Baratheon - Older younger brother of King Robert and Lord of Dragonstone. Renly Baratheon - King Robert's youngest brother. Lord of Storm's End and Master of Laws. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-Five - Eddard 12 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 67:36


Eddard Stark is now in possession of the biggest secret in King's Landing. News so immense it could destroy the very kingdom. But the king is off hunting and Ned has few friends with whom to share the news. What to do? Personally we wouldn't have advised confiding in Cersei Bloomin' Lannister, but then again we're morally flexible soft southern children of summer. From their respective castles, Mac and Simon analyze the latest happenings and weigh up the latest battle between Ned's honor and common sense. Chapter Review: Ned entertains some of his Small Council cohorts - Grand Maester Pycelle and Petyr LittleFinger Baelish. Apparently, Tywin Lannister doesn't appreciate having his bannerman, Ser Gregor Clegane brought to heel. Ned's past caring about Tywin. But he does still care about Cersei's children. They parley in the infrequently- used King's Landing Godswood. It goes about as well as might be expected. She admits to everything (even providing the identity of the father), but she does not admit to Jon Arryn's murder. Cersei tries to use her feminine wiles - but come on - this is Lord Eddard Stark. Ned advises her to gather her children and flee... far. Robert's wrath will follow her as far as she could possibly run. Cersei tells Ned he missed the chance to seize the throne for himself. And follows up with, "In the Game of Thrones you win, or you die."  Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Grand Maester Pycelle - Elderly grand maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Fellow member of the king's Small Council. Queen Cersei Lannister - Wife of King Robert Baratheon, twin sister of Ser Jamie Lannister. King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the realm. Aside from being king, he's also Ned's lifelong best friend. Tywin Lannister - Lord of Casterly Rock. Father of Jamie, Cersei, and Tyrion Lannister. Support the podcast. Buy some merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-Four - Sansa 3 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 50:37


Sansa gets into a squabble with Arya which ends with an orange to the face (and to the lap of a silk dress). The sisters are summoned before their father who tells them that he's sending them back to Winterfell for their safety. Sansa is horrified - she wants to stay and marry Joffrey who she insists is nothing like his father. Ned suddenly sees the light. Simon and Mac do too, and they're not afraid to share it with you. Chapter Review: Sansa describes her day at court to Jeyne Poole, critiquing her father's decision not to send Ser Loras Tyrell to defeat the Mountain. Septa Mordane disapproved of Sansa's second guessing, but Petyr Baelish reckons that Ned's decisions could do with a bit of scrutiny. At breakfast, Arya and Sansa fight and end up sent to their rooms. Thereafter, they are summoned to their father's chambers where he announces his intent to send them home. King's Landing is no longer safe.  Sansa wants to stay and mother princes and princesses as brave as wolves and proud as lions with her beloved Joffrey. Arya points out that he's a Baratheon stag. Sansa flares up, insisting that he is nothing like his drunken, fat father. Ned is dumbfounded. Joffrey really is nothing like Robert. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. Sansa Stark - Oldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark, the Hand of the King, and Catelyn Tully. Betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon, heir to the Iron Throne. Arya Stark - Younger daughter of Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully. Jayne Poole - Sansa's best friend. Septa Mordane - Stark girls' tutor in the arts of becoming noblewomen. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Support the podcast. Buy some merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Forty-Three - Eddard 11 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 63:59


Ned gets a turn on the Iron Throne while King Robert is off hunting. His leg hurts and so do the various bits of him getting poked by the chair - curse you Robert, and you Aegon the Conqueror. His comfort is hardly enhanced by news from the Riverlands of murder and pillage by Lannister-men. Simon and Mackelly consider every implication. Chapter Review:Eddard Stark is in charge and sits the Iron Throne. He's not thrilled by either the responsibility, (Robert is off hunting) nor the ergonomics. While Sansa watches on, he is confronted with news of atrocities in the Riverlands. Un-sigiled brigands have sacked three towns, killing and raping - but not stealing. The only clue as to their identity - one of them is as big as a mountain. Against Grand Maester Pycelle's objections, Ned strips Ser Gregor Clegane of his titles, lands, and life and dispatches a sizable contingent under the King's banner to carry out the justice. He gives the lead of this mission to Ser Beric Dondarrion. In so doing, he slights Ser Loras Tyrell and Ser Ilyn Payne (the King's executioner). Lord Varys suggests that this might not have been the best strategic decision. But we note that Ned carefully picked only men loyal to either House Stark or House Barratheon. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the realm. Aside from being king, he's also Ned's lifelong best friend. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Lord Varys - Master of Spies for King Robert. Ser Gregor Clegane - The Mountain who Rides. Lannister loyalist. Murderer of Rhaegar Targaryen's children. Lord Beric Dondarrion - The Lightning Lord of Blackhaven. Tasked by Ned to bring down the King's justice on Gregor Clegane.  Edmure Tully - Heir to Riverrun. Seemingly in charge of defenses, while his father Hoster Tully recuperates from illness. Support the podcast. Buy some merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty-Nine - Eddard 10 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 64:56


Ned dreams of fighting to rescue his sister Lyanna. He wakes to find that the king and queen are waiting speak with him. Queen Cersei spins a yarn, Ned creates an awkward scene, and the royal couple squabbles leading to violence. Finally, Ned gets his old job back, whether he wants it or not. Chapter Review: Eddard Stark and six of his companions stand off against three members of the royal kingsguard. He wakes in the Tower of the Hand, a week after the fight with Jamie Lannister's men. The king and queen soon arrive and queen Cersei starts right in on Ned as the instigator of the fight. Robert commands that Cat Stark release Tyrion Lannister immediately and that Ned make up with Jamie. Ned tells Robert that he was coming from seeing Robert's baby daughter at a brothel. The king and queen begin an argument that ends with Robert hitting Cersei in the face, knocking her to the ground. The chapter ends with Robert tossing the Hand of the King pin to Ned and commanding that he take his old job back. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men.Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the realm. Aside from being king, he's also Ned's lifelong best friend. Cersei Lannister - Queen of Westeros. The twin sister of Jamie Lannister and older sister to Tyrion Lannister. Jamie Lannister - Member of the royal Kingsguard. Twin brother to queen Cersei and older brother to Tyrion. Nicknamed the "Kingslayer" for killing King Aerys Targaryen. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Jory Cassel - Captain of the Stark household guard. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Lyanna Stark - Younger sister of Ned Stark. Once betrothed to Robert Baratheon. Kidnapped by Rhaegar Targaryen. She died near the end of Robert's Rebellion. Support the podcast. Buy some merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM!: https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER!: https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty-Five - Eddard 9 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 57:09


Eddard Stark has found the brothel he'd been looking for. He also found a fight he wasn't looking for. Both deliver surprising results. We comb through the facts and details to make sure you know what's happening, why, and the possible repercussions. Chapter Review: We find Ned, some of his household guard, and Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish visiting the brothel Jon Arryn and Stannis Baratheon had visited prior to Jon's death. Ned has discovered that King Robert has a base-born child to one of the women of the brothel. The child is a girl named Barra who looks just like Robert. After promising Barra's mother that the girl will want for nothing, Ned and the guys head back to the Red Keep. On the way, Ned reminisces about promises he made his sister Lyanna and sees his bastard son Jon's face in the rain.While Ned and Littlefinger are discussing why Jon Arryn was visiting King Robert's bastards, the street becomes flooded with Lannister men. Jamie Lannister tells Ned he's looking for his brother Tyrion, who Catelyn Stark has taken captive. Ned tells Jamie that Tyrion was taken on his orders, to answer for his crimes. Jamie lets Littlefinger leave and then threatens to kill Ned, but Ned says if he does Cat will kill Tyrion. Before Jamie rides off, he tells his men not to touch Ned, but to kill his men. In the fighting, all of Ned's men are killed and Ned suffers a badly broken leg. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully. Jamie Lannister - Member of the royal Kingsguard. Twin brother to queen Cersei and older brother to Tyrion. Nicknamed the "Kingslayer" for killing King Aerys Targaryen. Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister. Jory Cassel - Captain of the Stark household guard. King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the realm. Aside from being king, he's also Ned's lifelong best friend. Support the podcast. Buy some merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server!We'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM!: https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER!: https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty-Three - Eddard 8 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 49:45


Ned and Robert go toe-to-toe over how to handle Dany's pregnancy. When all is said and done, king Robert needs a new Hand of the King, and Ned is headed back to Winterfell. We sit in on the Small Council meeting, tell you what happened, why, and make conjectures about the consequences. Chapter Review: King Robert is in attendance at the Small Council meeting. He has learned that Daenerys Targaryen is pregnant and says now is the time to extinguish the Targaryen flame for good. Ned says it's nothing short of murder to kill a 14-year-old girl and her unborn child. Increasingly heated words are exchanged between the two until king Robert can take no more. He puts it to a vote of the Small Council and wins 4-1. Ned refuses to order the assassination and resigns as Hand of the King. A furious king Robert tells him to get out before his head ends up on a spike. Back at the Tower of the Hand, Ned has mixed feelings about leaving. He's excited to get back to Winterfell but worried about the realm being left in the hands of king Robert and the other members of the Small Council. He also feels remorseful that he hadn't gotten to the bottom of Jon Arryn's murder. While he's planning his departure, Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish shows up and offers to take him to the brothel that Ned and his men have been looking for. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend. King Robert Baratheon - King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the realm. Lord Varys - Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, childhood friend to Cat Stark. Renly Baratheon - King Robert's youngest brother. Lord of Storm's End and Master of Laws. Ser Barriston Selmy - Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Daenerys Targaryen - Khaleesi to a Dothraki khalasar, younger sister to Viserys. Viserys Targaryen - Deposed heir to the Iron Throne.  Khal Drogo - Leader of a Dothraki khalasar, husband to Daeny Targaryen. Stannis Baratheon - Older younger brother of King Robert, Lord of Dragonstone. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM!: https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER!: https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty-Two - Arya 3 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 48:10


Arya manages to get herself lost in the dungeons of the Red Keep. But in the process, she finds information that would be invaluable to her father. Unfortunately, when she tries to tell Ned what she's learned, she makes a mess of it all. Thankfully, we're here to put the pieces together and weave a more complete story from the details. Chapter Review: Arya Stark is catching cats. While in the process, she is stumbled upon by princess Myrcella, prince Tommen, and their entourage. When the gold cloaks in her group try to apprehend her, Arya runs. By the time she stops, she's managed to get herself lost deep in the dungeons under the Red Keep. She first runs into three giant dragon skulls, before coming across two men talking while walking through the dungeons. The pair is Lord Varys and Illyrio Mopatis. They are discussing her father Ned getting dangerously close to discovering a secret. There is also mention of having killed one Hand of the King, so why not kill another? Along with that, there is talk of a plot that sounds a lot like it involves getting a Targaryen back on the Iron Throne. When Arya gets back to the Tower of the Hand, she tries to tell Ned what she knows, but it sounds more like the fantasy talk of a child than anything else. Yoren from the Night's Watch arrives to talk with Ned, and Arya is sent to bed worrying about her father's safety. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Lord Varys - Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Illyrio Mopatis - Wealthy magister from the Free City of Pentos. Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, king Robert's closest friend. Gendry - King Robert Baratheon's bastard son and apprentice blacksmith. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council. Daenerys Targaryen - Khaleesi to a Dothraki khalasar and younger sister to Viserys. Viserys Targaryen - Deposed heir to the Iron Throne. Lysa Arryn - Cat's younger sister. Widow of Jon Arryn. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review. Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQSend us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM!: https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER!: https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty-One - Tyrion 4 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 47:00


Cat and her rag-tag group make their way to the Eyrie on the dangerous High road, with her captive Tyrion. Along the way, they're attacked by a mountain clan, Tyrion pleads his innocence to Cat, and he makes progress in his situation as captive. We go along for the ride and give you our thoughts and ideas. Simon also shows how sometimes one can be just a tad too cute with a turn of phrase for one's own good. Chapter Review:Tyrion Lannister realizes he's not on his way to Winterfell, like he thought. Instead he's on his way to the Eyrie. This puts a major crimp in his plans, as any help he's hoping for is heading up the Kingsroad not the High road. He finally gets a chance to talk with Catelyn Stark about her accusations of his involvement in the plot to kill Bran. He insists he's too smart to arm a hired murder with his own weapon, and that the weapon isn't his anyway. She's hit with momentary doubt but all thoughts of the issue are pushed away when a group of men from a mountain clan attack them. They fight off the men, but lose three of their own in the process. Tyrion tells Cat that Petyr's story has a flaw. Tyrion would never bet against his family. Characters/Places/Names/Events: Catelyn Stark - Lady of Wintefell. Wife of Lord Eddard Stark and daughter of Hoster Tully, the Lord Paramount of the Riverlands.Tyrion Lannister - Youngest son of Tywin Lannister. Brother to queen Cersei and Jamie Lannister.Ser Rodrik Cassel - Master-at-arms of Winterfell.Marillion - Singer who was making his way to King's Landing for the Hand's Tourney before meeting Cat.Lysa Arryn - Cat's younger sister. Widow of Jon Arryn, the former Hand of the King to Robert Baratheon and Lord of the Vale.Walder Frey - Ninety-year-old lord of the Crossings. He's known for his large brood of children and grandchildren.The Vale - Rocky eastern lands of Westeros. Home of House Arryn. The primary seat of power is the Eyrie.Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM!: https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER!: https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Thirty - Eddard 7 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 44:14


Ned has a busy, but for the most part pleasant, day. King Robert is acting like his old self, queen Cersei is nowhere to be seen, he spends time at the tourney with Sansa, and his girls are getting along at dinner. However, when Lord Varys shows up to his chambers, he brings tidings that cause an abrupt end to any pleasantness. Chapter Review: Eddard "Ned" Stark and Ser Barriston Selmy look over the body of Ser Hugh of the Vale, the newly made knight and former squire to Jon Arryn, killed the day before by Ser Gregor Clegane. Ned had been planning to talk to Hugh about Jon Arryn's death. Later, Ned and Ser Barriston explain to Robert that nobody will dare risk hurting him in the melee, so he will win but it won't be a fair fight. Robert begrudgingly accepts the fact and agrees not to enter.  During the tourney, Ser Gregor Clegane is unhorsed by Ser Loras Tyrell. In his anger, Gergor kills his horse and then attacks Loras. However, his brother Sandor Clegane (AKA The Hound) jumps in and saves Loras. The brothers duel until the king commands they stop. A grateful Loras concedes the final match to The Hound.  That night a stranger visits Ned's chambers. It turns out to be Lord Varys in disguise. Varys tells Ned of a plan to see Robert killed during the melee, and that queen Cersei forbade Robert from entering loudly and publicly so that Robert would surely enter the competition. He also says that it was Ser Hugh who poisoned Jon Arryn. When Ned asks Varys why Jon Arryn was killed, his answer is that Jon was asking questions. Charactes/Places/Names/Events: Eddard "Ned" Stark - Hand of the King, Lord of Winterfell, and king Robert's closest friend.Ser Barriston Selmy - Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Older but still deadly with a sword or a lance.King Robert Baratheon - Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Married to queen Cersei Lannister.Sansa Stark - Oldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark, the Hand of the King, and Catelyn Tully. Betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon.Renly Baratheon - King Robert's youngest brother. Lord of Storm's End and Master of Laws. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully.Ser Loras Tyrell - Young, dashing, talented knight from the Reach.Sandor Clegane - The Hound. Prince Joffrey's personal protector.Ser Gregor Clegane - The Mountain that Rides. Sandor Clegane's older brother. Bannerman to Tywin Lannister. Lord Varys - The Spider. Eunuch and Master of Whispers. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden:INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden)TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden)YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25MSupport the show

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)
Chapter Twenty-Nine - Sansa 2 - A Game of Thrones | A Song of Ice and Fire

The Ghosts of Harrenhal: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast (ASOIAF)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 37:53


Sansa is having a magical day filled first with jousting followed by feasting with her betrothed Joffrey. It isn't until she is escorted home by the Hound that things go sour, starting with an odd revelation and ending in a death threat. We take you step-by-step through her day at the Hand's Tourney. Chapter Review: Sansa Stark is enchanted by the spectacle of the tourney in honor of her father. She and her friend Jeyne Poole sit with the high lords and ladies to watch the jousting tilts. She sees all of the realm's greatest knights go head-to-head. The only blemish on the magic of the event is when a young knight is killed by Gregor Clegane's lance. Later, Joffrey Baratheon, her betrothed, sits with her at the feast and is charming and sweet. The party breaks up when the drunken king Robert begins shouting at queen Cersei. Joffrey has his Hound Sandor Clegane escort Sansa back to the Tower of the Hand. On their way, the Hound explains the role his older brother Gregor played in his horribly burned face. He then says that if she tells anyone the story, he will kill her. Charactes/Places/Names/Events: Sansa Stark - Oldest daughter of Lord Eddard Stark, the Hand of the King, and Catelyn Tully. Betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon.Jayne Poole - Sansa's best friend.Septa Mordane - Stark girls' tutor in the arts of becoming noblewomen. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish - Master of Coin, member of the Small Council, and childhood friend to Catelyn Tully.Ser Loras Tyrell - Young, dashing, talented knight from the Reach.Joffrey Baratheon - Crown prince of Westeros. Betrothed to Sansa Stark.Sandor Clegane - The Hound. Prince Joffrey's personal protector.Ser Gregor Clegane - Sandor Clegane's older brother. Bannerman to Tywin Lannister. Support the podcast. Buy a bit of merch from our store. Or if swag is not your bag, buy us a Cup of Arbor Gold.If you like what we're doing, please consider rating and reviewing us at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, podchaser.com, and anywhere else you can leave a rate and review.Join the discussion on our Discord server! https://discord.com/invite/FTy7BExyBQWe'd love to hear from you. Send us an email at ghosts.harrenhal@gmail.com. Also, follow us on Twitter @GhostsHarrenhal, Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube.All Music credits to Ross Bugden: INSTAGRAM! : https://instagram.com/rossbugden/ (rossbugden) TWITTER! : https://twitter.com/RossBugden (@rossbugden) YOUTUBE! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthxycmF25M Support the show