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A social experiment where random people attempt to educate Mr Badger in various subjects and hopefully sort his life out.

Ian Gleave


    • Dec 10, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 29m AVG DURATION
    • 124 EPISODES


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    Ep. 121 - Philosophy / Chris Yates

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2023 38:01


    What is a podcast? Should a podcast exist? Can a podcast cause diarrhea? All of these philosophical questions will be answered as Worcestershire comedian Chris Yates gets shouted at by a confused badger-man.

    Ep. 120 - Royal Navy / Nick Cheng

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 36:15


    The Village People famously sang about life "In The Navy"... but what was life like for a gay man who was actually in the navy? Join Mr Badger as he chats to LongHu (Nick Cheng) about the ups, downs and mental health blips that changed his career and his life.

    Ep.119 - Comics / Seán Begley

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2023 35:59


    Hello, virgins. Please enjoy Mr Badger's newest guest (Seán Begley) as he discusses his love of Comic Books and their rather sudden explosion into popular culture. Mr B even gets him to swear twice. LINKS: https://x.com/seanbeglycomedy https://www.facebook.com/seanbegleycomedy https://instagram.com/sean.bcomedy https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger https://discord.com/invite/r3guNtft

    Ep.118 - Trans / Josh Reynolds

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 62:19


    Mr Badger talks to comedian Josh Reynolds about what it's like to decide to transition into Chloe in this hour long, genuinely eye-opening special. Obviously, Mr B is horrendous as ever.

    Ep.117 - Social Media / Rachel Longmore

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 37:33


    I can't believe it's taken Mr Badger 4 whole seasons to learn what TikTok is. Probably for the best really. Rachel Longmore, endangering the future of millions via education.

    Ep.116 - Powerlifting / Amelia Rose

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 33:39


    Mr Badger is joined by one of the UK's top female powerlifters (Amelia Rose) and almost immediately ends up signing his own death warrant.

    Ep.115 - Cider / Timmy Tango

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2023 30:11


    Have you ever wondered why the cider you drink on the park whilst shouting at pensioners and pissing yourself tastes so bad? Mr Badger talks to Masham Cider Press' Timmy Tango about how to make natural, healthy cider and why drinking pear cider can lead to visit from the 'Perry Fairy'. https://mashamciderpress.com/ https://instagram.com/mashamciderpress?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== https://www.facebook.com/mashamciderpress https://twitter.com/MashamCider?t=yRyZPwUMQNsDlNa-nPV8ow&s=09 ---ALSO--- Please like, review and share this where possible and join Mr Badger's Discord and share your weird stories. No holds barred x

    Ep.114 - Children's Entertainment / Toby Ford

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 31:15


    Professional children's entertainer Toby Ford tries to help Mr Badger understand where he keeps going wrong this week as he gives him helpful tips on what not to do if he wants to carry on doing children. Sorry - *doing children's birthday parties.

    Ep.112 - Fruit / Lin Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 42:53


    After the last, quite serious episode, Mr Badger is back on the crazy train with the absolutely wonderful but scarily fruit-obsessed Lin Smith as she teaches him about the wonderful world of fruit that isn't fruit.

    Ep.113 - George Coppen / Dwarves

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 32:40


    Join a rather subdued Mr Badger as he talks to George Coppen about acting roles being removed from the dwarf community and other topics, such as his mother's vagina. George has starred in Netflix's The Witcher, The School for Good & Evil and Disney's Willow series amongst many other films and shows. Now Hugh Grant is being cast as an Oompah Loompah and Snow White's 'Dwarfs' have been removed altogether, where are the roles for his community? please follow https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger George can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/george.coppen instagram: @coppen1412 YouTube: ‎@georgecoppen5405  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-66302072.amp #bbc #starwars #thewitcher #witcher #willow #Netflix #Disney #dwarf #dwarfs #dwarves #HughGrant #WarwickDavis #PeterDinklage #Badger #MrBadger #podcast #funny

    Ep.111 - Thomas Pain / Nick Byard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 36:21


    Mr Badger is BACK! A 4th season has arisen and his first guest is the wonderful Nick Byard of Mates Rates Comedy, trying to teach Mr B how to pickle a dick and why it's a good thing to load corpses into barrels. Catch Nick performing comedy around the UK and follow @byardnick / @matesratescomedy / https://www.matesratescomedy.co.uk/ ALSO! - A Mr Badger Discord & Patreon are in the works for additional content so please keep yours eyes open. In the meantime, please DM all questions to Mr Badger via Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger

    Ep.110 - 'Ricky Balshaw' - Ricky Balshaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 32:22


    The most disgustingly vein comedian o the UK scene right now decided to do a 30 minute podcast about how great he is and showed off his Beijing 2008 paralympic silver medal. #paralympics #dressage #rickybalshaw #equestrian #comedian #comedy #funny #podcast #fordecosport #mrbadger #scum

    Ep.109 - Rodents / Leo Kearse

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 24:04


    Ever wanted to know how Ghenghis Khan stayed safe at night? Well luckily you for you, GB News funnyman Leo Kearse is at hand to explain. Big shout out to his best friend in comedy, Ben Van Der Velde. #rodent #rodents #funny

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    Ep.108 - Violence in Comedy / Nathan Parish

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 32:38


    After the incidents featuring #WillSmith and #DaveChappelle, Mr Badger and Nathan Parish decide to have a chat about what can be done to stop all this sexy fighting.

    Ep.107 - Rob Mulholland / Vegetarians

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 31:03


    This is actually quite informative for a change. Mr Badger is educated on the joys of not getting gout by Rob Mulholland.

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    Ep.106 - Lawyering / Bobby Bobski

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 29:48


    I mean, it's quite obviously Tommy Tomski in a bad wig. also, there is no such thing as 'Lawyering'. Mr Badger is an idiot.

    Ep.105 - Cancel Culture / Mark Hughes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 21:33


    This pure clickbait title actually devolves into both Canada's Mark Hughes and Middle Earth's Mr Badger both trying their hardest to actually get themselves cancelled. Not for the easily offended.

    Ep.104 - The Osmonds / Dave Dinsdale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 23:22


    #WillSmith special! Be prepared to #ChrisRock with laughter as Dave Dinsdale puts in an #Oscar winning performance, pretending he isn't actually scared of getting #slapped by #MrBadger. That was all obvious clickbait. This is about #TheOsmonds.

    Ep.103 - Jordan Ducharme / Gaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 20:21


    We're back for a third and possibly final season - still absolutely zero growth as a podcast - with our new best friend Jordan Ducharme of the Game Of Your Life podcast. In this episode, Mr B gets confused on the subject matter and teaches Jordan about Michael Barrymore, Phillip Schofield and George Michael.

    Ep.102 - Best of 2021 + Mr Badger's question time.mp3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 29:58


    What it said on the tin - although probably the opposite. This contains some of the worst stuff ever to fall out of Mr Badger's mouth and in some cases, his guests' mouths too. Please share this with your friends and rate the podcast wherever you can. Follow Mr Badger on Facebook and send any messages to him via the messenger button - he reads them all x https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger/

    The End?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 2:43


    2022 has been a funny year. it's given people time to reassess and review what is and isn't working in their lives. Sadly for Mr Badger - it's this podcast. His live performances are still storming venues across the country but the podcast has stalled somewhat and unless we can get it to pick up, will be lost forever. If you enjoy his podcasts, please share them with your friends or maybe even with people you hate. Hopefully this isn't the beginning of the end and hopefully, all you lovely little badgers out there will help grow this organically x

    Ep.101 - Tommy Tomski / Blacklists

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 35:31


    A podcast about blacklists and cancellation by an ex addict and a potential nonce.

    Ep.100 - Luke McDonnell & Jon Pearson / Online Gaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 29:41


    A live, 100th episode special as Mr B chats to Luke McDonnell and Jon Pearson about online gaming. Stay tuned for murder sprees, infant deaths, autophilia and other weird stuff. Check out: https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger/ https://www.facebook.com/JonPearsonComedy https://www.facebook.com/luke.mcdonnell.180 #MrBadger #Badger #Scum #LukeMcDonnell #Lukeman #JonPearson #Gaming #Online #OnlineGaming #Shropshire #Telford #Murder #Autophilia #Podcast #Vodcast #Funny #Comedy #Weird

    Ep.99 - Mark Nicholas / Autism

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 20:33


    Mr Badger finds out he's autistic.

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    Ep.98 - Howard Walker / Climate Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 24:07


    In an absolute first on MBTTUS, old Badger boy manages to teach a guest a few actual facts regarding their specialist subject. The end is nigh.

    Ep.97 - Nathan Parish / Astrophysics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 21:47


    Have you ever wondered what you're made of and how you came to be? If you're Mr Badger then you know it involved a dinghy and a group of immigrants. New comedian Nathan Parish does his best to prove otherwise. Catch him here at https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/post-apocalyptic-metal-treehouse/id1511728871

    Ep.96 - Steve Harris / U.F.Os

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 23:58


    What happens when you slip a TV comedian some strong painkillers and get him to talk to a mentally unstable 65 year old badger man? you talk about U.F.Os, obviously. Catch Steve every week at ROFL in Preston.

    Ep.95 - Dan Baines / Shoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2021 24:05


    I mean, it's not really an exciting subject is it? You can't really offend anybody with trainer talk? Well, it turn out you can and for once, it's not Mr Badger trying to upset people. To follow Dan on his quest for more shoes, follow him on https://instagram.com/danbaines10?utm_medium=copy_link and become a Mr Badger fan here: https://www.facebook.com/officialmrbadger/

    Ep.94 - Big Lou / Billionaires In Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 20:30


    Ever thought about chartering your own private flight into space? No? Good - because Lou would probably want to punch you

    Ep.93 - Stephanie Laing / Chesney Hawkes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 23:25


    This month's episode focuses on stalking and what can happen if you stalk a popstar for 25 years and sneak into his dressing room.

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    Ep.92 - Jonny Brook / Disability

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 22:46


    Mr Badger invites Jonny Brook on to his podcast to discuss the delicate matter that is being disabled. That and super powers. #disabled #disability #handicapped #spastic #badger #spacejam2

    Damon Conlan and Mr Badger play No More Jockeys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 15:23


    This month sees Mr Badger deviate from the path somewhat by meeting up with his good friend Damon Conlan to play a game. His channel - https://youtube.com/user/damonconlan - will feature that game. Here are some the outtakes x

    Ep.91 - Ian Peskett - Rehab.mp3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 23:59


    What happens when you invite a guest on for an honest and frank discussion about heroin addiction and recovery? Mr Badger talks about wanking.

    Ep.90 - Hannah Weetman / Black Holes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 20:17


    Have you ever wondered what a black hole is? Does it all seem a bit too much like hard brain science stuff? What about orange holes or night growths? Hannah Weetman explains all to Mr Badger.

    Ep.89 - Trish Dunn & Clem / Make America Great Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 21:36


    When a "right wing racist" meets an actual right wing racist. And homophobe. MAGA.

    Ep.88 - Quinton Richardson / How To Be Woke

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 37:11


    Have you ever wanted to be woke? No? I know. Sadly, Quinton Righteousness is here though and he's adamant we learn. He's not Adam Ant.

    Ep.87 - Rob Coleman / Ocean Rowing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 22:02


    Have you ever wanted to hear a man talk about how he crossed the sea on a kayak? No? Well nor did Mr Badger.

    Ep.86 - Phil Carr / Inline Skating

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 22:33


    Phil Carr is back again, teaching Mr Badger how to lose friends and alienate people via the gift of inline skating.

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    Ep. 85 - Tom Short / Vaccination

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 22:00


    Tom is back for a third time to teach Mr Badger the TRUTH about vaccinations. Expect mentions of Bill Gates, nanobots and dead children.

    Ep. 84 - Luke Wright / Kung Fu

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 24:35


    Mr Badger is joined by world renowned Kung Fu expert and liar Luke Wright to talk about his year in China, showing his genitals to strangers and why it's ok to defecate in a hospital bin.

    Ep. 83 - Mircalla Mason / Think Yourself Fit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 18:58


    He's back! Season 3 kicks off with some helpful dieting advice and romance for Valentines Day courtesy of Mircalla Mason.

    Ep. 82 - The Best Of 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 34:28


    Mr Badger listened back to his podcasts from 2020 and selected the 'best bits' by recording them on his tape player. He's not great with technology.

    Ep. 81 - Charles Darwin's A Christmas with Carol Decker

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 44:13


    What happens when you take 7 comedians, refuse to give them scripts and then record a play LIVE??? This load of crap happens.

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    Ep. 80 - Chris Oxenbury / Animation

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 28:44


    Mr Badger talks to the son of the woman that released Covid-19.

    Ep. 79 - Sam Serrano / Gender Neutral

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 29:38


    Sam is back to talk to Mr B because he respects him as a person and definitely not because he's trying to plug his new podcast, Toxic Femininity. https://youtu.be/JC7-nwy60pc

    Ep. 78 - Rob Mulholland / Drugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 32:43


    Rob has a new special out called "Back On The Grass" next Sunday, so he's come to talk to Mr Badger about drugs, school dinners and the best way to successfully pin a child down.

    drugs badger rob mulholland
    Ep. 77 - Donna Scott / Poetry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 30:43


    West Midlands wordsmith Donna (Barry) Scott, shows Mr B how to make words rhyme a lot. Although it soon turns into a world of things on which she'll pass, like taking dick or Gogglebox or maybe eating ass.

    Ep. 76 - Tom Short / Covid Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 40:07


    Back once again with the Pizzagate pastor - Tom Short - as he tells Mr Badger the TRUTH about "the virus" and why defecating into a bucket is a good idea.

    Ep. 75 - Mike Yanek / Bulgaria

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 25:47


    We can only apologise for this one. Mr Badger genuinely thought he was talking to #Borat and usually isn't this racist.

    Ep. 74 - Satan / Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 32:31


    Trick or TB? Mr Badger is joined by none other than the Lord of all evil himself, Satan. Settle down with a nice glass of pig milk as Lucifer's attempts to teach Mr B about Halloween get scrambled with talks about trains, cheese and dead pandas.

    Ep. 73 - Kelly Egdar / Bad Vegan

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 25:12


    Powerlifter, roller derby player and all round mentalist Kelly Egdar talks to Mr Badger about why veganism is the future (but only if you don't do it like her).

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