Not Dead Yet Podcast

Tommy is missing! The open kitchen concept is disgusting Allison and Alex recap the horrors of living in Manassas, VA Alex killed off Burt Reynolds Allison is upset that Tommy couldn’t make it to the show to dote over her birthday Allison has a strange obsession with Anthony Bourdain A passionate debate on the sexual […]

WARNING, this show is sick. Honestly, Alex made a huge mistake by eating at Amphora and gets sick on the air. Allison is experimenting with spider venom on her face. Tommy gives Alex crap for eating at Amphora, a restaurant that has consistently provided Tommy with bad service. After Alex insists that Amphora food isn’t […]

Allison reviews the harrowing tale of getting her first Brazilian wax. You COULD call this segment a review of sorts… you could also call it something else. Alex recalls that he used to be jealous when one of his ex’s asked to use a sex toy in their relationship. Tommy and Allison take time to […]

The show is back with a new studio set up… Alex gets mad that fitness model LaurenJFit compliments Tommy James Felix Raw takes the best model photos Alex spends WAY too much money on fitness model websites Allison finds some of Seth’s porn DVDs and wonders if she should watch them Alex ends up at […]

Uncle Vinny opens the show, talking about Alex’s wedding Alex is going to be on Tom and Dan 90’s talk including favorite sitcoms, songs, and trends Tommy and Alex might plan a trip to go see the last US Blockbuster Video A deep discussion on the appeal of why going to a Blockbuster was so […]

Great Comedians As Tommy & Alex are (or were, as this is a time warping episode) going to see Kate Quigley at the DC Improv, they take the time to delve into some of their favorite comedians, and how they’ve become successful in other venues throughout the years. Nude Journey Allison is dismayed over “Facebook […]

Allison’s New Theme Song Allison has a new (old) bike and a new theme song. Alex vs. the Meter Maid It’s been a long time since we’ve had a “Chunks luck” segment (well two weeks), with Alan getting married, getting promoted, and not having been evicted from his place yet! Well, you’re in luck, because […]

Alex and Allison Are Having Problems Alex starts off the show having trouble putting sentences together. Being the nice guy he is, Tommy plays new clips of Alex saying very inappropriate and embarrassing things out of context. The guys also wonder what’s going on with Allison as she was up very late sending them text […]

Wedding Recap The wedding actually happened. Tommy fills us in on all the details. You’ll get to hear what embarrassing incident happened with their rings, the amazing speech Alex’s sister delivered (and why she is one of Tommy’s favorite people), why a woman asked Tommy if he “is naughty,” a review of the food and […]

His Name Is Alex We are back after a bit of a break. The NDY crew starts off a bit solemn, as they found out one of their favorite podcasts, Talking Nonsense with Eric and Stacey is coming to a close. Allison brightens up Alex’s day, by finally agreeing to call him “Alex” instead of […]

True Bobby pt.2 Allison is still in VA visiting, so you lucky people get another in-studio podcast from the very talented comedian. Alex however, couldn’t care less, as he is worried that he won’t be able to get the new God of War game before the store closes. Allison was browsing some old NDY iTunes […]

Allison in Studio Allison is back in studio! During her visit to VA, she blessed Tommy & Alex with an in-person podcast. To reward her, Tommy & Alex immediately jump into discussing their newest obsession, JuJu the Instagram model. They are also obsessed with James Felix Raw, who takes unbelievable shots of the most gorgeous […]

The Gift Alex makes a pact before the show, swearing off speaking this week, since Tommy and Allison despise him. The pact lasts about 56.8 seconds as Tommy has a clip featuring famous director Jeffery Johnson, and a long testimonial as to how the Tommy Hollywood Mug has saved his life. This upsets Alex, but […]

Tommy and Allison planned to record on Friday and Alex said he couldn’t make it. But then he shows up to the show uninvited. Allison buys a controversial hat at Walmart and goes on a spending spree. Tommy Tricks Alex in to lusting over an underage girl. A terrible accident happens while Alex is in […]

Tom and Dan Alex starts the show trying out a “new voice.” It immediately gets mocked by Tommy and Allison. From there Tommy proclaims he’s the best man at Alex’s wedding and has his speech already planned out – but it’s just audio from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan in which Daniel Dennis […]

Buttholes & Nipples Allison starts off the show with a cold open reading of some actresses obscure daughter for Women’s appreciation month. After butchering the quote, Tommy & Alex turn the conversation to something more entertaining: Buttholes & Nipples. After a riveting debate on what makes an attractive butthole and nipples, Alex loses it, as […]

Tommy Is In Love Tommy starts the show off angry at Allison. He claims he’s in love with a woman that he met via Instagram that lives in LA. He made the mistake of introducing her to Allison. Tommy is worried that Allison will “swoop in and turn her,” as Allison has a proven track […]

DJFK Allison is going to Vegas, and forced us to podcast even though she’s squatting in a restricted area of LAX to Skype in.  Oddly enough, Allison hasn’t run into any celebrities, even though it’s Oscar night.  It may have to do with the fact that she’s dressed like Indiana Jones wearing John Lennon glasses.  […]

Captain Black We start the show with a special open dedicated to Allison, and fitting because Allison got drunk AGAIN and destroyed another podcast hosted by the talented comedian Emilie Hagen. Not to be outdone, Alex embarrasses himself at the Captain Black DC premier. He upset several of the actors and crew from the movie […]

Allison Embarrasses the Podcast and Herself What a fun show. Comedian and podcast host Emilie Hagen had the gross misfortune having NDY cast member Allison Wruk on her podcast. Allison got wasted before the podcast, slurred her words the entire time and belligerently YELLED over another guest. Sound clips you ask? OH YEAH, we got […]

Allison Is A Horrible Girlfriend Earlier in the year, Allison was disappointed that her boyfriend didn’t wish her a happy birthday first thing in the morning (even though they were on opposite coasts). To get back at him, for his birthday, Allison decided to get drunk in front of his friends, and wake him up […]

Esther Wruk Though Tommy & Alex THOUGHT they had all the equipment for the show finally up and running… they did not (THANKS ALAN!) and the show intro is botched AGAIN. Allison chastises Alex for his botch-up, and he realizes that Allison is eerily similar to the main character from Freeform’s new series, Alone Together. […]

Allison’s Dry January The first episode of the New Year doesn’t quite get off to a start. It’s a very weird show that gets off to a slow start. After spending quite a bit of time working through technical difficulties, the NDY crew is a bit cranky, ESPECIALLY Alex, who as Tommy declares, “got a […]

Allison’s Stand Up Comedy Show After a bit of a rough start to the show (shocker right?) Tommy and Alex delve right in to their experience at Allison’s stand-up show on Wednesday night. It was an all woman show, and after Allison’s set… well, we won’t spoil the surprise here, but the night was filled […]

Allison’s Back In Studio And true to form, she’s already Christmas hammered! However, before the show can officially start, Alex demands that Tommy give him a gift for his recently passed birthday, as well as Christmas. After making Alex rant for a bit, Tommy presents Alex with a gift which Alex apparently doesn’t appreciate, as […]

Gym Falls Everyone on the show is upset today, therefore to make themselves feel better they recap their favorite stories of witnessing people falling at the gym. Alex chimes in with his WORST fear while riding the already decrepit DC metro system, and ties it in to the TV show you never want to star […]

Nipples at the Improv Allison shares an interesting competition between two very attractive women in her improv class. This competition doesn’t involve actual acting, but two women trying to outdo each other with who can dress the sluttiest. Tommy educates Alex on improv lingo, and goes through each of the talented comedians who refined their […]

Welcome Back Allison After a bit of a break, we’re back with Allison…sort of.  After 3 ½ hours of trying to set up Skype, Tommy and Alex were finally able to set up a call with Allison, who abandoned them for a better life in L.A.  Though they couldn’t play music or sound effects, the […]

Alex Kills Hef Yeah… he jinxed him and now the world’s most famous Playboy is dead. Before Alex wrongly tries to justify how he didn’t kill Hef, the NDY crew gets lost in reminiscing on the great dating shows including: Girls Next Door, Flavor of Love, and Rock of Love. After reading about a then […]

Tommy & Allison Workout After starting off with a brief recap of great 80’s sitcoms (Saved By the Bell, Busom Buddies, Full House) and Billy Joel quotes, Tommy discloses that he’s seen Allison four times in this week. Tommy “tricks” Allison in to going to the gym with her and then “tricks” her into eating […]

Happy Birthday Allison! It’s Allison’s big day, though she’s a bit out of sorts, as her new love interest has neglected to wish her a happy birthday, instead sending her a text asking if she’s seen Star Wars or not. Since it’s turning out to be one of the worst she’s had, Alex drives the […]

Our Integrity and Underage Girls The show starts off with Alex’s Uncle Vinny calling in. Uncle Vinny owns and teaches at a cooking and joke school (Joke U University.) After the call Allison feels the need to prove to our listeners that we have “integrity” by clarifying a mistake that we made last week regarding […]

Bleached Buttholes After a brief trip to LA, Allison expresses how much she missed Tommy and Alan too! To commemorate her return, the crew jumps right into a heavily debated topic… should a woman bleach her butt-hole, and does it make a difference? Alex tries to deny receipt of a package containing the coveted Tom […]

Alex Sings & the Best 80’s Songs Tommy and Allison’s favorite song, “Playing with the boys” is featured again, to Alex’s dismay. Tommy has audio of Alex singing the song. Alex tries to throw in some of HIS favorite 80’s songs, but they don’t go over so well. It’s then that Tommy reveals Alex made […]

Allison Has A HUGE Announcement Allison takes a moment to share something very personal with the audience. Trying to recap it with mere words can’t do it justice. Unfortunately, Alex overreacts in the typical Alan fashion. Plus, pick the “Summer song of 2017!” Tony Danza’s Brother & Soft Porn Alex apologizes profusely to Eric & […]

Alex is a Jinx Tommy starts off the show by explaining all of the things Alex has jinxed over the years, including sadly, his new God-Daughter. Appalled, Allison starts regretting her decision to come back to the show. Tommy’s New Obsession Tommy needs some serious female advice from Allison. He has become obsessed with a […]

Tommy Hates People Allison is out at a bachelorette party and Tommy asks, “why would she be celebrating her friend making the worst decision of her life?”  Tommy discloses that he’s actually just annoyed with people in general, except a woman he met earlier in the day during a dog walk – a woman he […]

Allison Wruk This might be our longest show ever. The reason it’s so long is that it kept getting funnier and funnier the longer we talked. Comedian Allison Wruk joins us and we talk about everything from being a stand up comedian in LA, dreams about Dolly Parton dying, Alex getting several new nicknames, professional […]

The last rewind… for now. A battle of intern and producer commercials – It’s like Christmas in July! The one question interview with fingerjoust.com turns in to a long form improv segment with Tommy and Alex. A Fatman Diary featuring a female love interest wearing British Knight sneakers and a ton of cringe-worthy Chunkisms Tommy […]

Another look back! Tommy and Alex/Chunks argue about their apartment and interactions with 7-11 employees. Tommy is an arrogant ass. A Fatman Diary that asks, “where did IT go?” Tommy berates an in-studio guest. Alex has a mishap at the carwash A Fatman Diary about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Featuring “The Rawker“ PLUS, a […]

A look back, with commentary, to 2005 when The Hideout was on Real Radio 104.1. Tommy and Alex play some of their favorite bits and add in what was going on behind the scenes. Hot celeb guys, Ringworm, a demo tape from London, Tommy’s son calls in and so much more.

Phone Test Guy A brand new caller opens the show (since Alex can’t hit a button properly) and he might just be the best caller yet. He and Tyrone help Tommy and Ryan list Alex’s long list of many recent losses, starting off with RageAgainstTwit insisting that Alex owes him money. From there we go […]

Comedian Allison Wruk Tommy and Alex are a bit off for the show as they were out late watching comedian Allison Wruk. Unfortunately though, Allison was the ONLY funny comedian that they saw. Strap in as you’ll hear a recap that you’d think wasn’t even possible for a modern comedy show. Alex vs. Cystic Fibrosis […]

Inspirational Sayings Alex messes up the show open again, and he’s rewarded with a few new songs about his creepy tendencies, courtesy of Nick W. Alex tries to rebound by trying to refute a scientific article that states people who post inspirational quotes on Facebook are actually less intelligent. Unfortunately, he tries to do this […]

Alex works in hell In usual Alex fashion, he starts immediately apologizing to the listeners for his lack of Twitter presence. Tommy notices Alex is a bit off and scolds him for rambling. Reasons become clear, as Alex delves into the horrid work life he has been enduring since his office move.  Follow along as Alex […]

Tommy Has “WrestleMania” For some reason, Tommy discloses that he’s going to be watching WrestleMania 33 later that night.  He also backed out of a date Friday night to watch the WWE Hall Of Fame wrestling inductions. Incredulous, Alex sits back in horror as Tommy and Ryan reminisce about wrestling days of yore. Alex’s Secret […]

The Switch Haunts Alex Despite his horrible failure at trying to sell the brand new Nintendo Switch at a profit last week, buyers and listeners alike decided to help him out by offering trades of goods, broken junk, or just plain insults for his beloved switch. Alex’s girlfriend logged in to his phone and sent […]

Alvin Corolla Simmons After a few weeks off, NDY is back, and Alex accidentally messes up the show open, but “for real” this time as he claims. Despite being perturbed, Tommy and Ryan soldier on, jumping right into the Alex insults, making a very bold comparison to Alex and a broken Richard Simmons. The similarities […]

Old Listeners Ryan is absent and Alex receives a call from former listener and convicted pedophile “Talon” aka Tony Guerra, to update him on his life. Tommy finds out an old listener blocked him on facebook, and promptly returns the favor. Then the guys play audio Ryan sent in. They get in to Ryan’s psyche […]

Alex Wins the Super Bowl What’s that you ask? Yes, Alex single handedly won the Super Bowl for Tom Brady by rooting so hard against him last week, resulting in “chunk’s luck” causing the Patriots to deal out a “Falcon Punch”. Tommy and Ryan have a ball with the fact that Alex had to watch […]

Babbling Brooke Tommy gets back from LA, where he believes everything is better. Alex believes that New York is better, and a battle ensues. The one thing that everyone agrees on is that MD is the WORST of all states. Of course, that somehow ends up into a very real discussion of Alex’s body hair […]