We are Outlaw & The Derelict. Outlaw is the Straight Man and The Derelict is insane. He fell out of a tree as a kid, licked paint and went to over 1,000 concerts making him 90% deaf. Both guys served in the U.S. Marine Corps where they bonded over group circle jerks and weed. These were crazy times! Love the fellas or hate them, they don't care because they keep it real in the hoods of da Burgh.
The Krush Krew is in da House! Outlaw is a bit reflective in this Episode. We are introduced to the #1 Fan of Öutläw & The Derelict, Mr. Harry Houdini. Singin' Sammy, true to form, sings his heart out.
The hits keep coming as the Krush Krew jostle back-and-forth from hilarity to hijinks and everywhere in between. We here from Outlaw, The Derelict, Larry, Sarah Buckingham, Lil' Billy and Singin' Sammy. Our topics include sex, drugs, rock and roll and mental illness. In every Episode of "Outlaw & The Derelict" we deliver to our Fanatics comedy for the ages, highlights of upcoming Episodes, mental illness shout-outs and the importance of treating each day as if it was your last. We're here to help, to love, to nurture and inspire All of our Fans! My cell is 412-620-8035. If in need, reach out to me and I will help you in whatever way I can. With a MSW and MPA, along with being a USMC Veteran with Life Coaching Experience, I want All of Yinz to be healthy and successful! If you're in immediate danger, dial 911. This is as honest as I can be with Yinz because we're ALL on this crazy ride together. God Bless, You-Be-You, Peace Out, Audi 50 - Outlaw.
During this SPECIAL EPISODE, Öutläw JokeX reveals that he's actually Dana Erik Jarvis from Pittsburgh, PA. For tonight's SPECIAL EPISODE, his 7+ personalities ALL told him to commit suicide at last night's Episode! 37,000+ FANS called in, emailed and/or reached out to Öutläw JokeX from around THE WORLD wishing him well. This evening. Öutläw JokeX is transformed back into Dana Erik Jarvis. Dana wanted to ensure that his FANS knew that he is OK!!! He sent a SPECIAL SHOUTOUT to FANS of THE SHOW. Peace Out, You-Be-You, GOD BLESS! Audi 50! - DANA JARVIS
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are in for what will go down in history as The BIGGEST Smurf-Off ever! We now have the technology to interact with our Fans to engage them and to empower them within our Empire of Hilarity in an amazing way called a conference call.
In yet another raucous Episode of our Show, we discover that The Derelict actually has pictures from when we had sexual shenanigans at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas back in the day. Splash The Wonder Dog joins us but her ears remained covered due to the Explicit Comedy showcased during this Episode.
In this MUST-LISTEN TO Öutläw & The Derelict Episode, we learn that Lil' Billy's in jail. Find out how the Boyz are gonna “spring” their friend before BIG John has his way with him.
If you listen to nothing else the rest of your life and listen to this Podcast Episode today, you will not be disappointed! In this Podcast, we are visited by a legend, a hero and a darn nice fella. His name is Forrest Gump and he will be laughing and 50 by the time it's all over!
Outlaw gets his heart ripped out when he learns that his Krush Krew is in a new band called “Singin' Sammy & The Salamanders and he was NOT invited to join.
Make no mistake about it. The Krush Krew is official! We have Öutläw {Coolest Dude Around}, Derelict {Train Wreck}, Larry {Super Rich}, Sarah {Transgendered - Now with a Dick}, Lil' Billy {Sounds like Elmo}, Singin' Sammy and Athiest Alexandra {aka: Andi}. From time-to -time, our Sponsor will stop by. His name is Bubba, Owner of BIG Bubba's BBQ & Liquor Shack, located in the heart of Pittsburgh's Historic Central Homestead. And of course, we will have lots of guests. Especially the Trump Supporters who just got their collective asses kicked!
Well The Boyz are at again! This time they're squaring off on a number of issues of concern for them and their extended relationships. Or in the case of Outlaw, the lack of a relationship. The Derelict is up to no good and Larry has some BIG news to share. Outlaw is clearly frustrated and is swearing way too much! This is a MUST-LISTEN to Podcast! LIKE, SHARE, HATE, COMMENT
The may lay of insults fan the flames of torment between Outlaw, The Derelict, Larry and Lil' Billy. Listen in as the Boyz almost come to blows! Truth be told they had just finished a gig in West Hollywood at Hyenas. ALL were exhausted.
The boys continue on their circus ride of life. Not missing a beat, the boys comment on Canada, Outlaw being a dick and welcome Singing Sammy to the show.
The boys continue to fall into Comedy's Abyss, as they become stranded in Downtown Pittsburgh, PA. With a surprise visit from their Tech Guy and Body Guard, Larry. We learn more about Derelict's fascination with Crack Head Great Grandmas and of course Öutläw's Secret PornStar Career in LA's 1990s. It's never a dull moment as the boys do their best to get home.
Outlaw shares that he'll be doing 100+ “Joker Type Characters and Impersonations (e.g. Outlaw Joker, Derelict Joker, Madman Joker, Devil Dog Joker, Larry Joker, Lil' Billy Joker, Gym Ray Joker, Dracula Joker, Eor Joker, Brett Michaels Joker, Deadpool Joker, Marilyn Manson Joker and many more). He will bring all of these “Jokers” to LIFE within the next 365 days on his 2020-2021 Anti-Politically World Tour. Outlaw will only sell the BEST MERCHANDISE (Merch) for his Legions of FANS. JarvX is still at play of course for Outlaw as his primary comedy name. Tech Guy and Body Guard Larry join the FUN too but is too loud and talks too fast. The Derelict lies a bit low for him but weighs in nonetheless, especially when the boys discuss The Derelict's Epic Poem reminiscent of Beowulf and called “Primal Lust: The Journey into Hell.” Jack and Sarah are real people portrayed in The Derelict‘a Epic Poem. They'll be in the studio soon to share some super scary and horrifically dark secrets. Finally, Outlaw reveals his real first name which is “Dana” or “Dane” and that he is “King of the Danes”, just like Beowulf. Outlaw firmly believes that is is the reincarnation of Beowulf. Live em' or hate me', Outlaw is creative force on the COMEDY SCENE in Pittsburgh, PA and around the World. He's huge in Amsterdam!
In this Episode, we explore a variety of topics. These include getting a hot intern for our social media, Larry talking too fast and Derelict loving him some Great Grannies Crack Heads. We also are promoting the Outlaw's upcoming Halloween Stand-Up Comedy Performance at www.thoughtrobbers.com in Pittsburgh's historic West End, along with the upcoming cage match between Lil' Billy and The Derelict, also on Halloween, earlier in the day,at Market Square.
In this Episode 1 of Season 2, the Outlaw is quite reflective as The Derelict continues to be up to no good. Outlaw shares that his real name is Dana Erik Jarvis. He is a USMC Veteran, has a Master of Social Work and a Master of Public Administration, along with 28+ years of professional experience, mostly within Learning and Development. If any fans have a job in Training and Development, Project Management and/or Life Coaching or Coaching Sports, text Dana at 412-820-8035. Thanks! You be You, Peace Out, God Bless. Let me know how we can help.
In our historic 15th Episode, Lil Billy and The Derelict have words about their October 31, 2020 MMA Grudge Match. This Super Match will be held in Pittsburgh, PA, Downtown at Market Square on Halloween night. Both will be dressed in their favorite furby costume. Also in this Episode, Larry, our technical guy and body guard has words with Outlaw.
In this Episode, Outlaw & The Derelict share their collective insights on the grand and perhaps most enviable sport of Roller Derby. In addition, they share their love of women around the World and how those women might eventually have sex with them. You go boys!
We welcome our growing legion of fans to downtown Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. The boys find themselves waiting on one bus after another but to no avail. Listen as The Derelict has his way with street pigeons and a crackhead granny as his new girlfriend.
We have a major Worldwide Announcement. Our very own Derelict is writing a series for Netflix (he hopes). It's called “The Dysfunctional Super Hero Club.” Throughout this Episode 12, The Derelict chases after a reindeer, pony, unicorn alien creature. What happens next is sheer madness!
Outlaw & The Derelict spend some time with Big Bubba, who is actually a midget. The Derelict shares his musical talents, while also revealing his disdain for President Trump and interest in running for President.
Aunt Jane and Cousin Chuck join the Outlaw & The Derelict for some mid-day hijinks. Learn more about Depends Diapers, extracting a parasitic worm from an asshole and The Derelict shitting and peeing to mark his territory. BIG Thanks to to our Sponsor, Big Bubba's BBQ & Liquor Shack, located in the heart of Homestead, PA
In this episode, we are privileged and honored to have our good friend Pocahontis is alive and well in 2020 for a little interview. The hijinks and madness continue as we discuss THE #1 Crack Band, The Crack Pack and The Outlaw's toes. Stay tunedfor a life-changing cliffhanger...
The Outlaw is a bit reflective, giving fans the inside scoop on his seemingly haunted life. Learn more about his destructive and maddening adventures since July 2019.
Veterans gathered for some raucus high jinks. Don't miss Cousin Chuck's Crack Pipe Dance with The Derelict?
ADVISORY: EXPLICIT COMEDY CONTENT. When we get Veterans involved with this Episode, raucus comedy ensues! This is a MUST listen as 6 Veterans gather for an afternoon smokey treat and some raunchy military shannanigans.
You know when you see kids learning to play music and it sounds like shit, well, The #1 Crack Band is worse. These guys spend more time getting their instruments tuned than playing a real song. Tune into this Episode for a brief listen to The Number One Crack Band.
In this episode, we're introduced to Lil' Billy who is the arch enemy of The Derelict. Both have fought before at the VA Flight Deck (Psychiatric Ward) in Pittsburgh, PA. Time will only tell when they will have their MMA Rematch (May 2020). Until then, the banter and trash talking between these Warriors will make you cry with laughter.
this episode we hear from Uncle Dave are very dear friend. He's a veteran as well and he shares with us some very unique and enlightening perspectives on strippers, pimps and life. Be sure to check this one out. I'm sure it's going to win some Grammy one day.
All Episodes contain explicit content. Outlaw and The Derelict share their facscination with midgets. They discuss the Wizard of Oz, Midget Strip Clubs and Midget One Night Stands.
© 2020-2025 Ivy Podcast Discovery LLC
