Podcast appearances and mentions of Big Mike

Big Mike was live from the Long Island studio, handling this morning's "On the Board." Chaz and AJ, along with the Tribe, tried to figure out the childhood games we all remember playing. (0:00) A 1,700 pound Great White was spotted heading towards Connecticut, but that's a good thing? Steve Silverman from the Long Island Aquarium was on with Chaz and AJ to explain why, and agreed to let Ruth jump in their shark tank. (13:31)  Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their strip club stories. Star used to work the door at one, and had some stories to share about the regulars. (23:48) How to avoid the explosive diarrhea parasite, as told by a real-life doctor who specializes in food microbiology. Dr. Jennifer McEntire was on with Chaz and AJ to explain why you most likely do not need to be so concerned about cyclosporiasis. (42:30) Photo courtesy: Dr. Jennifer McEntire

Iggy's Subway date with Big Mike from Jamaica. Iggy's promotional junket. Iggy got his screen fixed. Farms in JeffCo. Big Mike from Jamaica calls in to talk about the big sandwich event last week. He only came to see Iggy. Iggy and Big Mike share a birthday. Tiger Woods baseball cards. The business of baseball cards. Dave Portnoy's new book "Cancel Me If You Can." Audiobooks. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lee is upset. Big Mike remembers old days at football practice. Patricia. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Mike The Chosen is a veteran singer, songwriter, producer, and performer whose career has been built on talent, consistency, and a genuine love for music that began at just six years old. Hailing from Indianapolis, he has spent decades refining his craft, earning the respect of industry legends while writing and producing records that have connected with audiences across generations. Known to many as "Big Mike," he has successfully balanced multiple creative roles, allowing him to remain relevant in an ever-changing music industry. His latest single, “Back to the Wind,” reflects both the wisdom gained from years of experience and the passion that continues to drive him forward. In this interview, Mike The Chosen shares the lessons he's learned from working alongside legendary artists, the sacrifices required to build a lasting career, and the songwriting process behind his chart-topping music. With new releases in the works and even bigger goals ahead, he remains focused on creating timeless music while inspiring the next generation of artists to stay true to their purpose.

NY Governor Hochul was expecting a large fan participation during her speech at the new Buffalo Bills Stadium. Chaz and AJ were enjoying listening to her get no help from the crowd at all. (0:00)  In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ bring audio from a fight at the Dunkin drive-thru. A driver and a worker at the window argue over an order, until someone winds up with a faceful of iced coffee. (9:03)  Two strange stories from the music world, from tornados to a bathroom emergency. Plus, Chaz and AJ spoke with former fire chief Tom G about a home exploding after fireworks were accidentally lit by a cigarette. (15:26) A "professional" exterminator from Boston took out a hornet's nest with crutches, a pizza box, and fireworks. (28:49) Seth was on the phone with Chaz and AJ for "Guy Gripes," which was a story about his wife insisting he take on a project solo, even though his wife originally agreed to help him. (33:00) "Pete Zuh" was in studio with Chaz and AJ to celebrate his victory at the Blackie's hot dog eating contest. Big Mike was on the phone, and shared that he believes his disappointing finish was because of the beverage choice, after being ridiculed on the air during his last food eating competition. (36:06)  

Chaz and AJ are loving the food reviews from World Cup tourists in America, from an Australian man who is blown away by Popeye's, to biscuits and gravy creating a man's new religion. (0:00) The Tribe called in to share their stories of how things are different in other countries. From accidentally crashing the King of Bahrain's home, to Italian police arresting Australian backpackers. (7:33)  Big Mike was in studio with Chaz and AJ from the Shark. His book, "The Fattest Guy in the Room," explores all the negative things he's experienced as a fat guy, and a few positive ones! The Tribe called in to see if they could figure out the "pros" of being a fat guy. (18:30)  In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ announced the "winner" of their Lawncast sweepstakes. Kevin from Guilford will be hosting them next week, as the whole show broadcasts from his home with a big yard, pool, fire pit, and herd of goats. (32:34) After his 50th birthday, Commander Keith went in for his colonoscopy. Chaz and AJ got his Top 5 tips for their next colonoscopy, including the way to avoid passing out and smashing your face on the bathroom floor. (38:52)  

Covino and Rich run a gut check on every American sports fan. Would you rather Team USA shock the world and win the World Cup, or your own favorite team win a title? They ran the poll live, and 65 percent of fans picked their own team, even with the World Cup on home soil. So do we actually care about soccer, or do we just rent the patriotism every four years? Danny G, Dan Beyer, and Big Mike all weigh in, plus the Sydney Sweeney hall pass debate that started the whole thing. USMNT, USA soccer, and one very divided studio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Cup is in full swing, and Chaz and AJ have a lot of questions to catch up. Rob called in as a casual fan, doing his best to explain the last few days of matches. (0:00) In Dumb Ass News, ice cream is supposed to make people happy but the owner of a shop in Alabama wound up being arrested after this argument with a customer. (11:26)The top song about dad! Big Mike from Long Island was broadcasting from the Shark studios, as the Tribe called in with their suggestions. Turns out a lot of the fatherly songs are downers. (16:19) Chris Testa was on the phone with Chaz and AJ, to talk about his connection to a Stanley Cup champion's early hockey career. Brandon Bussi, a hero with the Carolina Hurricanes, was once a teenaged student with Chris on Long Island. (23:03)  Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the details they need to create the perfect AI companion for AJ. Plus, the "frankenfish" that has terrified some conservationists on Long Island. (34:03)   Photo courtesy: Chris Testa

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Big Mike of Advanced Nutrients joins the podcast to discuss the future of cannabis, the importance of building world-class teams, and why industry-wide collaboration may be the key to long-term success. While alcohol and tobacco industries have benefited from unified advocacy and cooperation, Big Mike argues that cannabis remains too fragmented. He shares his vision for the One Plant Alliance, an initiative designed to bring the hemp and cannabis sectors together under a common purpose. According to Big Mike, true passion for the plant means putting collaboration ahead of competition. The conversation also explores Advanced Nutrients' global expansion, with the company now operating in 122 countries and experiencing 53% growth across Europe. Big Mike discusses emerging markets, the challenges and opportunities facing cultivators, and what it takes to scale a cannabis business on a global level. Plus, hear about the company's breakthrough octoploid genetics technology, which is producing 30-50% higher yields and could significantly impact the future of cultivation. Watch now for an in-depth conversation on innovation, leadership, global growth, and the next evolution of the cannabis industry. Chapter: 00:00:01 - Advanced Nutrients Launches Eighth Generation Formula 00:01:23 - Finding and Understanding the Right People 00:03:14 - Taking Full Accountability and Looking Inward 00:04:33 - Building a World-Class Team Through Self-Awareness 00:07:36 - Octoploid Cannabis Genetics Revolution 00:08:53 - Global Cannabis Distribution and Expansion Plans 00:10:26 - Expanding Global Sales and European Growth 00:11:10 - Choosing Your Cannabis Sector and Becoming an Expert00:12:06 - Cannabis Industry Still in Early Stages 00:13:22 - Educating Congress on Cannabis Policy 00:14:14 - Cannabis Industry: A Wonderful Business JourneyWEBSITE: https://cannatechtoday.com/Make sure to follow our other social media platforms to stay up-to-date on all things Cannabis & Tech Today.https://twitter.com/cannatechtodayhttps://www.facebook.com/CannaTechTodayhttps://www.instagram.com/cannatechtoday

GRG sits in. We Grill GRG, Ashton and the Kid. Big Mike lets us know the Knights Templar are having a membership drive and We give out Razorback Athletic Dept Grades Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

C&R say that OKC should LEAN INTO being the villains of the NBA! The Knicks excitement (& ticket prices) ramps up in NYC. The Golden Knights sweep the Avalanche, & Rich confuses two MLB players who could be twins! The Yankees made history & with Big Mike out, 'STEVE COVINO OR BILL BELICHICK' gets fired up! Plus, World Cup mistake, 'MID WEAK MAJOR,' & players thrusting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hunter Yurachek would like to speak to a manager. The Spurs lose and the real MVP shows up for OKC. Big Mike takes us on a ride and more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Big Mike was out at Dario's this week, as authentic Philly cheesesteaks were being served in New York, thanks to the Knicks series win over the 76ers. Chaz and AJ had him on this morning to talk about his interview with Ronald from Philly. (0:00) Rick Flavin was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning from Blackie's in Cheshire, serving up some of their iconic hot dogs and relish. (9:08) What should you do this summer? Commander Keith's Top 5 was all about his demands for the best (and only good) season of the year. (23:17)  Tribe member Matt from Colchester called to share a tribute to his brother, Army Sgt. Richard L. Ford. (31:27)

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Big Mike & Big Dooley sit down with Former Spirit Pilot Captain John "JJ" Ruark. Check it out as we discuss Spirit Airlines, Aliens and much more.  Get ready for some turbulence. 

Take a guess how big this dude's feet are!!

Chaz and AJ sent Big Mike to Nappi's Nook this morning, for an official attempt at their pancake challenge. The whole thing was live on the air, while streaming on social media, so everyone could follow along. Despite a strong start, Big Mike's choice of beverage may have been the reason he ultimately ran out of time. 

Georgia State Senate candidate Mike Dudgeon joins The Morning Xtra to discuss property taxes, school choice, government spending, and what he sees as the future of conservatism in Georgia. Dudgeon explains why he believes taxpayers are being overcharged, shares his concerns about DEI and education policy, and lays out his vision for Forsyth County and the state. Plus, a conversation about growth, fiscal responsibility, and why he says he “doesn’t back down.”

Chaz and AJ spoke with Big Mike from Long Island this morning, who is preparing to take on the viral pancake challenge sweeping across Long Island. With only 18 minutes on the clock, diners are asked to consume four massive pancakes, totalling some 3,000 calories. Steve Nappi, of "Nappi's Nook" was on to talk about their food, and the successful challengers they've had come through.  Photo Credit: Steve Nappi

Listen to the media and you will hear Trump has lost the war, that's actually win. This means the Dems and the legacy media have no idea what they're doing and try the same old playbook. Speaking of tired old Dems, Representative Jayapal is telling her constituents that she is actively speaking with other countries to supply oil to Cuba, wait, there's a word for someone other than the President and his administration doing that type of diplomacy, oh that's right, treason! Yesterday we checked in on the California Governor's race and today we checked in with the LA mayor's race, and could it be the Republicans can win both races? Plus, protests at a Chicago Walgreens, mother arrested for the dumbest situation, a new virus, Obama is having issues, sleeper cells, and more on your Conservative Circus Show.

On this edition of The Best of Covino and Rich: Dan Beyer and Monse Bolanos in for C&R as they discuss the comments Lebron James made after the Lakers' game one loss to the Thunder. Dan and Monse take you through this week's installment of Big Mike who Runs This Take. Dan and Monse talk about the unsurprising news that Joel Embiid will miss game two with an injury.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan and Monse in for C&R as they take you through this week's installment of Big Mike who Runs This Take. Dan and Monse explain why sports figures need to stop lying to us. Dan and Monse partake in "Tinder Wolves".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The dads are back! Big Mike is an actor, security specialist & gun range instructor. He is at the door for all of the big shows at The Dojo of Comedy and most recently, security for Legion of Skanks @mikeymikeymotorbikeyy vicisfunny.com @vicisfunny @thevcast

Nick and Big Mike are in the studio this week. They talk about the new adventures the boys are going on....

Chaz and AJ opened the show talking about the second weekend of Coachella, with surprise appearances by Madonna and Billy Idol. (0:00)Emily Pedzinski was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about rescuing a million bees, after the truck carrying them crashed on a highway. Most importantly, who is counting all those bees? (8:48) Long Island's Big Mike and Connecticut's Vince Berry were both out this weekend asking people about their stoner foods. What is the best snack when you've been celebrating a green holiday? (17:38) It started in Dumb Ass News, Vince is single in his 30's and still having a hard time finding a date. Sam was in studio this morning as well, to talk about the things she's looking for as a newly-single person dating in her 30's. (32:51) 

Getting stuck in a small Town on Nude Day, turns interesting.Based on a post by m storyman x, in 2 parts. Listen to the  ►podcast at Steamy Stories.Owning a consulting business has its advantages. Over the years I had been quite successful and enjoyed a few perks for that success. I was enjoying one of them, flying to a consulting job in my Cessna 350 Corvallis, when a fantastic series of events was set in motion. I could never afford such an expensive plane, but after performing several hundred hours of independent testing on it, as part of a law suit, they sold the state of the art craft to me for a single dollar. Car type bucket seats and fly by wire technology made it one of the most comfortable planes I had ever flown.Amanda, a professional photographer that I had used a number of times on jobs like the one we were traveling to; seemed to also enjoy the comfort of this plane compared to the old 172 I used to fly.I felt the first shudder in the engine while I was busy sneaking a peek at Amanda’s legs. With her lounging sleepily in the bucket seat next to me, her already short skirt had ridden up a couple more inches, and the rising sun was just brightening the inside of the cockpit enough for me to really see just how much leg she was unknowingly showing. In fact, if I caught the reflection in the LCD screen just right, I could almost see up between her legs to the light colored panties she wore. Yeah, I knew I was almost twice her age, but hell, she was hot and I was Always horny. How could I not look?The second shudder really got my attention, and I went to work in the cockpit; all thought of her panty color and legs leaving my mind as it went into immediate troubleshooting mode.I knew the electronics of this craft inside out, having done so much testing on the fly by wire during the legal suit. It only took a few moments to check and confirm that the dual ignition system of the fuel injected six cylinder engine was working as designed. We were cruising at nearly one hundred eighty knots, and everything seemed ok. But that second shudder had me on edge. I did not miss the third time it shuddered, just as I was in the middle of checking the fuel system. I caught it in the act. It was just a fluke that I happened to be looking right at the fuel pressure read out when it did it. Just for a moment, it blinked lower. Not a lot, a few pounds, but it was enough to set every alarm bell I had ringing. This baby needed to be on the ground and Now!I gave Amanda an unceremonious, almost rude, shove with my hand before I set to work hitting the GPS navigation system for the closest airfield. “Tighten your belts, we’re setting down.” I practically growled as my mind went through emergency modes and check lists. I had filed a Visual Flight Rules route plan so I didn’t need to contact a controller, but just to be safe I punched in 7700 into my transponder and hit the ident key. The response to my emergency code was almost immediate, Kansas City flight following had me on the radio in seconds asking my emergency. After several terse exchanges with them, they recommended we proceed to Kansas City International for an emergency procedure landing. I was just about to make that turn when the engine tone changed. Air speed quickly started to fall as the engine RPM tailed off to a little more than an idle.“Negative KC Center. Looks like I just lost power.” I responded as my fingers started working the GPS system to find the closest airport. It was tiny, some little ‘burg called Milan. I’d never heard of it, but it had a strip. I tipped the wings over and started dropping at nearly a thousand feet per minute; hoping that what little power the engine had would hang on until I could get the wheels on the ground.In the early dawn morning it was hard to pick out, but with a little help from the GPS pointers I was able to find the single strip of the small airport, sitting just outside what looked like a very small town. KC Center acknowledged my plans and stayed with me until I was out of radar contact, only a thousand feet off the ground. It wasn’t my finest landing, but given that I only had one shot at it, I thought it was pretty damn good. The engine had just enough power to idle off the runway and onto a taxiway before it quit completely. But that was ok…we were down.The airport was small, and to be honest, looked pretty deserted; and the air felt like stepping into a furnace when I popped the door open. “Looks like we have to walk.” I said to Amanda as I stepped out and gingerly off the wing. Even for a mid-July morning it seemed oppressively hot.“Well, I suppose I can charge you mileage!” She joked as she unfolded her slim frame barefoot onto the wing. She closed the door and sat down on the smooth aluminum surface to put her high heels back onto her feet while I shook my head at her good looking, but less than functional, footwear. She slid down the smooth metal of the wing and allowed me to catch her before her feet hit the ground, the edge of the wing catching her skirt and pulling it up as she slid off. I only got a glimpse of her cream colored panties before she pulled her skirt back down and blushed a bright red. “Oops. Sorry about that.” She almost whispered.“Not a problem. Last time I checked I still liked looking at beautiful women’s panties. Especially if they were still in them!” I responded jokingly, which only made her blush even more.It was a fairly long walk from where the plane decided to park itself, to the office complex of the small airport. It didn’t take much looking around to find out that there was a mechanics office, but that Freddie was in town and didn’t work on Wednesdays. That was just great! Freddie didn’t leave a phone number either, but did leave the address of his shop in town. I figured maybe we could talk him into making an emergency repair.Using my i-phone I looked up the address and found that it was only a couple miles from the airstrip. A quick call confirmed that it was still too early for Freddie to be there. It was going to be a warm walk into town, but then it was better than sitting out here and roasting. After a short consultation with Amanda, we decided to trek into town and see if we could track down Freddie.City CaféIt was still early as we approached the small town, and it showed. The streets were deserted except for a few cars passing by. We found the address of Freddie’s shop, but it was still locked up. I decided some breakfast might be in order and the only thing that looked open was a small diner across the street.“Looks like breakfast!” I said as I led Amanda across the still empty road and entered the tiny diner. To say I was shocked would have been the biggest understatement in the book. There were a number of people sitting around eating, all naked! It looked like a nudist convention. But you could have knocked me over with a feather when the waitress came out of the kitchen with a tray of dishes, and not a stitch of clothing on.“Be right with you!” She said as she turned and bent to put the dishes down, her easily double D tits swinging enticingly. She turned back and walked up with a smile on her face and only a tiny apron around her waist that failed to completely cover the junction of her legs. “So I take it your new in town?” She asked, looking past us toward where our car might be parked, if we had one.“Would you like a booth?” She asked cheerily.“Yeah, actually we would.” I answered, after which she led us to a booth toward the rear that was a bit less in the line of site of the windows and most of the other patrons.“Um, Yeah. Did we come at a bad time?” I asked, looking around at the naked patrons.“Nope, it’s the fourteenth.” She said as if it explained everything.“And that means?” I asked, cocking my head and lifting my shoulders to encourage her to explain.“Oh. Yeah. I guess you're not from here. It's a City ordinance. No clothes in public for National Nude day, unless of course you are from out of town. We can’t force you visitors to participate, but everyone in town does, or they stay home.” She said with a smile and a shrug. “I can loan you a bag for your clothes if you want.” She said, as she set our table with cutlery and menues. She was also eyeing the growing bulge in my pants, as I watched her absolutely fantastic tits jiggle over our table.“Just so I understand, everyone in town goes nude? And this happens why?” I asked.“National Nude Day. The whole town had a say in it and we decided to make it a town holiday. Some of the townsfolk floated the idea as a joke. Me and a few others called their bluff. It's been that way a few years now. Everybody seems to like it. E used to set it for the actual day that the rest of the nation observes, but the town just turned into a traffic jam and our residents became internet fodder. So now we have a town committee setting a random summer day, and only give a 48 hour notice. The result is really good for business, since a lot of travelers come here hoping to get lucky, and patronizing the businesses all summer long.”“I can see why.” I said looking around at the mostly male population of the diner and thinking that most of them were probably not here for the food.“Here you go” she said, handing us our menus. “And really, I’d be happy to loan you a sack for your clothes. I mean if you want to take them off and all.” She said with a wink. “I’ll be back in a sec with menus.”True to her word she was back in a few moments to take our orders, and if I was any judge, her tiny apron hiked up a tad more. From my seated position I could easily see her shaved mound, complete with a tiny blue butterfly tattoo. As she set down the menus she stepped her feet slightly apart, allowing me to see her protruding lips, which to my experienced eye, looked like they had been freshly stroked. My attention was temporarily fixed on her glistening lips until she bent over to place silver wear on the table and her large tits hung literally inches from my face.“So what can I interest you in to drink? Coffee, juice, milk?” She asked, pulling her little pad out of the tiny apron.“I think some Orange Juice.” Amanda said, her voice clearly displaying her nervousness.“Actually I’ve always been a milk lover.” I said with a smile.“I’m sure I can find you a nice tall glass.” The waitress said with a smile, turning to walk off, allowing her cute ass to wiggle seductively as she headed toward the kitchen.“Seems like a nice young lady.” I said to Amanda as I opened the menu. “What do you think?”“I’m not sure I could go around naked all day.” She replied as she looked around the small diner.“Why not. You’re a very good looking woman. You have nothing to be ashamed of.”“Like you’re going to run around naked?” She answered with a smirk.“Sure, why not?” I answered.“I’ve worked for you for how long now? Five years? I think I know you pretty well, and the way you were checking out that waitress you’ve got to be hard as hell. You sure you want to show that off to everyone who looks your way?” She chided with a grin, her directness surprising me.“Oh? Sounds like you’ve been watching me when I wasn’t looking.”“Why not? Are you going to tell me you didn’t notice how far my skirt was hiked up in the plane? Come on, I’m not that naive. I know you like me wearing these skirts. I just prefer to keep my sexual activities a bit more private.”“Well, if that’s how you feel. I dare you to strip for me.” I said, wondering if she really would.“Sure. Like I’m going to run around naked? Fat chance.”“That’s a shame.” The waitress said as she set two glasses on the table, the smell of turned on cunt clearly evident as she stood close to me. “You look cute. You might find it fun to go naked like this. It’s kind of a turn on actually.”“I’m not sure I can actually go naked in front of strange men.” Amanda replied.“You should try it. It’s actually kind of fun to tease them.”“Aren’t you afraid of getting molested?” Amanda asked her seriously.“Hasn’t happened yet. Besides these old geezers come in every year to watch me. It’s kind of fun to see what they will come up with next to get me to do something with them. I never will, but they don’t know that.” The waitress said with a smile. “So how about it? You two going to join us?”“Oh, I don’t know.” Amanda whispered.“Ok. Why don’t I get your order and in the meantime you can think about it!” The waitress said, smiling at me sweetly.“Well, I’ll have the ham and eggs, over easy, white toast.” I told her as she scribbled on the pad.“And you miss?” She asked looking at Amanda.“I think the biscuits and gravy look pretty good.”“Good choice. I’ll be back in a few minutes with your food. And if you change your mind you can use the ladies room to undress, you may find that more comfortable.” The waitress said as she turned and headed for the kitchen.“Might as well, Amanda. Never going to get a chance like this again.” I teased.“Let’s admit it; you just want to see me naked!” She shot back at me with a frown. “Sure why not? Besides, didn’t you just tell me a little while ago you’ve been intentionally wearing sexy stuff just to tease me? Just think how much of a tease this will be!”“Ok, hot shot. I will if you will. But you gotta strip, right here, first! Let’s see how cocky you are when you have to show off that boner!”“So I get up and undress, and then you do? No running to the bathroom and hiding?” I said with a crooked smile.“Um, Yep.” She sighed realizing that she had walked directly into a trap.“Ok! You’re on!” I said, sliding out of the booth and standing up. I was just pulling my shirt tail out of my pants when the waitress came back.“Oh; decided to join me?” She asked with a smile.Seems that way.“ I answered as I turned to face her."Well, in that case, let me.” She said, reaching out for my shirt and pulling it up and over my head. She tossed it onto the bench seat of the booth and then stepped closer. “This will drive those old geezers nuts.” She whispered as she placed her hand on my hard cock and rubbed it through my pants. She stroked me with one hand while the other deftly undid my belt, and the button of my pants. Her hand moved long enough to unzip my pants and then slid inside them, rubbing my increasingly hard cock through my underwear as she pushed my pants down.“Nice.” She said as she crouched down, bringing her face level with my underwear clad cock. She untied my low top hikers and pulled them off, and then worked my pants over my feet, leaving me in nothing but my socks and underwear. “Now, let’s take care of this too.” She said with a smile, looking up at me as she reached for my briefs. I closed my eyes and tried not to moan as she pulled my underwear down and closed her lips around the head of my cock. “Hmm” she mumbled around my cock, as she licked and sucked on it gently. She continued to suck my engorged cock while she worked my underwear down my legs and over my feet. “Tasty.” She said quietly when she pulled her mouth from my cock. “You wouldn’t mind taking care of a really horny cunt with it, would you?”“That depends on whose it is?” I breathed.“Mine.” She said as she stood up in front of me and reached for my hands. She pulled me across the aisle to the booth on the other side and sat her ass on the edge of the table. She let go of one hand and reached for my hard cock, pulling it toward her cunt as she pulled my hand toward her chest.“Oh God yes.” she whispered, as she rubbed my engorged head around her wet lips. “Slide it in now.” She practically begged.By that point I was thinking with my dick and willingly leaned into her, allowing my cock head to spread her lips and slowly push into her cunt. I let out a quiet moan as I felt my head expand her tunnel and pass that first point of resistance. I felt her velvety smooth walls slowly engulf my shaft, teasing its length and the sensitive spot under my head, as I slowly pushed deeper into her. Finally I felt my head press against the end of her tunnel, nestling into a little pocket next to her cervix. Her whole tunnel seemed to squeeze me with just the right amount of pressure, resisting my efforts as I started to slowly pull back out.“Oh yeah. That’s what I want.” She said quietly as I stopped with only the head of my cock inside her, and then pressed deep into her again.Right then I didn’t care who was watching. I had my cock buried in a hot cunt and my hands were busy with both her tits and her clit. I cupped and stroked her tit and nipple, teasing first one and then the other, each growing harder and more puckered as time passed; meanwhile my other fingers were busy stroking her clit while my shaft slid in and out of her wet cunt.“Oh Fuck Yes!” She hissed as her body began to tremble. “So fucking good!” She mumbled as my left thumb stroked across her exposed clit. Each time I pressed into her I allowed my thumb to stroke slowly across the hard nub, and then just when I was at the end of her tunnel I would rub it in small circles until I pulled back down her tunnel.I continued to work her cunt and nipples as her body shook, pushing her closer and closer to her impending orgasm. Her chest heaved and small beads of sweat began to collect in the sweet crevasse created by her sexy tits. My own climax was building with each second that I teased her closer to hers. Finally she began to spasm, her grunts and moans getting louder by the second as her body began to jerk uncontrollably. I felt her legs wrap around my waist, her heels pulling me deep into her as her whole body shook with spasms, control of her muscles giving way to her orgasm. Slowly her jerking and trembling passed and she pulled herself up until her tits were pressing into my chest and her lips were pressed against mine.The embrace was soft and hard at the same time, filled with passion and desire. She kissed me wetly for several minutes before finally releasing my neck and leaning back.“God that was incredible, thank you.” She whispered. “I wish I had time to play more. I could definitely get used to having this inside me.” She said with a wiggle of her hips, moving herself on my still primed and hard cock. “But I need to get your food. Besides, I don’t want to deprive your friend of getting some of this.”“I’m not sure it’s exactly what she has in mind.” I said.“Well, if she doesn’t, I will. Y

Public Surprises: 2 Stories of Exhibition SurprisesBased on the post by m_storyman_x . Listen to the ► podcast at Explicit Novels.Bets on National Nude day aren’t always what they seem.It was possibly the dumbest thing I had ever said. I opened my mouth and stuck my foot completely in it. Quite simply I had said that my wife and her friends were far too conservative to ever go naked outside their own bedrooms, let alone spend the whole day naked outside their own houses, national nude day or not.The challenge Linda made was that they would all four go naked the whole day, if I would act as their naked servant wherever they went. I would have to do whatever they asked, within reason, as long as all four stayed completely naked, and I would go wherever they chose to go.I laughed and told them that they were on, knowing full well that there was no way they would ever go through with it. The city had finally relaxed the indecency laws for the one day a year, realizing that there was a lot of money to be had by attracting people looking for a place to celebrate. The last few days I had very much enjoyed watching all the naked women walking around town, but I had never expected that I would be joining them.It was decided that my wife and I, both completely naked, would drive over to her friend’s houses and pick them up. I was the only one allowed to bring any clothes, in case they reneged, with the exception of shoes and purses. So here it was National Nude day and I was driving across town with my wife, headed toward Linda’s house, my first pickup. Our destination was a large park downtown that had been set aside for the celebration of the day. Fountain Park was named because the two by three city block park had a number of fountains, including the centerpiece fountain. This particular fountain was a granite mosaic the size of half a football field, dotted with water jets that shot water up to ten feet in the air in random or changing patterns. In the dead of summer it was a great place to get wet. The ladies decided that this would be a great place to hang out and, as my wife put it, show me off!I drove into Linda’s driveway and parked in front of her house. I simply had no choice, I was the servant, and I had to get out and go get her. Really stupid. About the only bright side was I was finally going to get to see all three of my wife’s sexy friends naked.I climbed out of the truck and walked to the door to collect Linda. I rang the bell, feeling a bit out of place as the neighbor lady watering her flowers stared at my naked body.“Well, right on time!” Linda said as she came out the front door with nothing but a purse and a bag with a small towel hanging out of it. “Shall we?”“Yes maam.” I said in my best servitude style, following her nude form to the truck. I opened the door and she climbed in, cheerfully greeting my wife. I climbed in, the lady next door still staring at my swinging, now hard dick, although now she had one hand pressed between her legs. She was going to be frigging herself pretty quickly. I thought to myself as I backed out of the drive.My next stop was Adrian’s house. Not far away, but then when you’re driving naked, everywhere is far away. I pulled in a few minutes after getting Linda and walked to her door.“Well good morning Mike. Nice to see so much of you.” She said as she stood in the door. Where Linda was a bit petite with small perky breasts, Adrian was a bit larger. I would never go so far as to call her fat, but she had a bit heavier frame than either my wife or Linda. She was certainly attractive, and her big tits and shoulder length blond hair added to her general good looks.“Would you pick up my bags please?” She asked sweetly, setting two small cloth bags on the floor in front of her. I bent down and immediately smelled the scent of fresh pussy juice. I looked up at her crotch as I picked up the bags and could see little trails of wetness across her thighs. She had either just gotten off or was horny as hell. “Thank you!” She said as she walked past me, leading the way to the car, her surprisingly firm ass wiggling back and forth all the way.I opened the door for her and she stepped past me, grabbing my hard dick and giving it a quick stroke as she moved past. She looked at me and winked as she climbed in.I closed the door and walked around the truck, my now rock hard dick swinging in the breeze.Jenny lived in an apartment about a mile from Adrian. I easily found the complex and parked to go get her. As I walked to her building I felt like there were a hundred pair of eyes on my hard dick, and I was thankful as I made it into the building. I walked up the three flights of stairs to Jenny’s apartment and knocked.She quickly answered the door, making the trip well worth it. She stood maybe five feet tall, but her b cup tits were round and firm with rock hard nipples and she had shaved her pussy bare. I had no idea if it was for this occasion, or just in general. Either way she was smoking hot.“All set Mike?” She said with a smile as she stepped out of the door. She moved up against me until her tits were pressing into my chest. “You know… I’ve wanted to see you naked for a long time. I wonder, how long it will be before I make you squirt all over my sexy little body? Does that thought make you hot? Do you want to fuck my tight little pussy? Oh I hope so because I would love to get that big hard dick buried in my pussy.” She said quietly as she squeezed my hard dick.I really didn’t know if she was serious or just teasing until she pulled my hand to her pussy. “Can you feel how wet I am? Would you like me to fuck you right here? Come on. Stick it in me, I won’t tell your wife!”“I’m not so sure I should.” I answered honestly.“Oh silly boy… You’re our servant. You have to do what I say. Now why don’t you give me… say… five strokes with that dick of yours?” She said as she stepped to the stairs and bent over to hold the railing.“Yes ma'am.” I said as I stepped behind her and rubbed the head of my dick around her pussy. I had fantasized about fucking her for years, and I was not about to pass up on this opportunity. Slowly I fed my cock into her tight pussy, pushing it deeper into her as she expanded to accommodate me.“Oh yes… You like how tight my little pussy is? Would you like to cum and fill me full of your fuck juice?” She asked as I slowly stroked my five strokes, reluctantly pulling out after just five.“Oh good boy! You follow directions so well. Maybe later you’ll get to finish that job!” She said as she walked naked down the stairs in front of me.We were most of the way down when we met a young lady coming up the stairs with a basket.“Jenny?” The cute young lady asked, stopping on the stairs.“Hi Fran. National Nude Day. You should join us down at the park!” Jenny said as she walked by. As I went by the young lady stared at my hard dick, still glistening with Jenny’s pussy juice. I looked over my shoulder as we stepped out the front door and saw her still on the stairs, her hand down inside her shorts as she watched my dick swinging free.“Hi Nancy!” She called as we got close to the truck. I opened the door and she climbed in as Adrian scooted to the middle.I walked around and climbed in, my wife looking at my hard glistening dick. I just shrugged and pointed over my shoulder.“Hey Jenny. Were you fucking my hubby?” She asked over her shoulder.“Not really. I just got him warmed up.”“Remember we said no sex unless we were all there! No private stuff. Ok!”“Got it!” she said with a grin and a wink.Apparently I had been the topic of discussion as far as sex and some arrangement was made, since my wife was the only one married in the group.We arrived at the park and had to wait to get into the lot. There was an attendant checking and a sign that said the park was closed to minors unless accompanied by a parent. That at least was a comforting thought, although I was sure there would be a variety of the younger crowd there anyway. It was almost a relief to get out and realize that there were other guys for them to oogle. As I unloaded the girl’s bags and a few lounge chairs from the back Adrian came around and pressed her big tits into my back and slipped a hand around to squeeze my hard dick.“Jenny told me she got you inside her already. Wanna hear a secret? The three of us have a bet on who can make you cum first. I’ll make well worth your while anytime you want to collect if you make it me.”“What did you have in mind?”“Anything you want any time you want it!” She said with a grin while she stroked my dick. “And that doesn’t mean just today!”“What about my wife?” I asked.“She won’t ever know.” She answered with a giggle.I just nodded as she released my dick and I followed them across the grassy park toward the fountain. We set the chairs up near some trees, the fountain only about thirty yards away. The breeze was drawing the mist from the fountain our direction, making it a cool zone.I helped all four with their chairs and then went about doing as I was asked, getting drinks and such.“OH Mike..Would you please put some lotion on me?” Jenny asked as she held out a bottle of sunblock.“Yes maam.” I said, moving over near her. I squeezed a large amount out and began massaging it into her chest, rubbing it around her tits and making sure to squeeze her nipples with each stroke. I knew I was getting to her and kept one hand working on her tits while I let the other work her stomach and mound. I Moved to her legs, and began working the lotion up her legs toward her thighs and pussy, always stopping just short of her pussy. My wife stared at what I was doing as I did her second leg, again stopping short of her pussy.“Roll over please.” I asked her nicely, which she did. I started on her back and worked my way all the way down to her firm ass, rubbing the lotion into her cheeks and making sure my fingers stroked up her ass crack and across her bud. I moved quickly to her legs, which she spread for me and I worked the lotion up her legs, to her thighs. As I stroked her thighs with the lotion I allowed my fingers to slip between her pussy lips, stroking up her lips and across her increasingly sensitive clit as I worked the lotion into her legs and ass. With one hand gently stroking her pussy and the other squeezing her ass, her friends watched her body twitch and finally jerk in climax.“Oh fuck” she moaned as I flicked her clit with my finger, making her whole body shake. After almost a minute of attention, I eased my stroking and allowed her to come down from her temporary high.“Oh that was nice of you. I could do with a bit of tanning oil.” Linda said a she dug a bottle out of her bag.“Yes ma'am.” I said with a grin as I moved over and squirted some of the oil on her body. I worked and massaged the oil with both hands, one working up her legs, stroking her pussy lips each chance I got, and the other working her firm little tits. I allowed my fingers to roam all up and down her body, squeezing her nipples and stroking her clit.“Oh fuck.” She moaned as I worked her squirming body toward climax. “Ah” she squeaked as I finally pushed her over the top, my fingers still squeezing and twisting her hard nipple while I pushed a finger deep into her pussy.My wife glared at me while I simply smiled back.I wiped my hands off and then walked over to Adrian. “Would you like some help with that?” I asked, crouching down next to where she was putting some sunblock on her arms.“Sure, that would be sweet!” She answered, clearly turned on. I knelt down and started at her legs, which she quickly spread wide to allow me to get access anywhere I wanted. I worked my way slowly up her thighs, just tickling her pussy lips as I moved from leg to leg. She rocked her hips up to try to get more contact as I just grazed my fingertips across her wet pussy lips. Continuing to stroke her legs and mound gently, I leaned up and whispered in her ear.“Would you like me to stick my big hard dick into your hot wet pussy?” I whispered.“Oh yeah.” She said, letting one arm down over the side of the chair to find my hard dick and stroke it.“You want me to fuck you right here in front of everyone with my big hard dick? Make you cum in a huge screaming orgasm as I slide my hard dick deep inside your waiting pussy?” I whispered as I slipped a finger deep into her as she rocked her hips up to meet my stroke.“Oh yeah. Fuck me.” She whispered back as I moved my head to her chest and sucked one of her hard nipples into my mouth. I stroked the top of her tunnel with my finger while I sucked and licked her hard nipple. “Uh God!’ she grunted as I stroked her clit with my thumb, sending her over the brink in a crashing orgasm that had her jerking and twitching for nearly two minutes while I gently stroked her pussy.Finally after she had eased back down I pulled my hand from her pussy and stood up, looking confidently at my wife."Damn!” She swore as she sat and looked at her friends disgustedly.“I win.” I said with a grin. “Now put up or shut up!”Linda looked over at my wife quizzically. “What’s he talking about?”“He knew about your little bet on who would make him cum first, so he made a little side bet with me. He bet that he could get all three of you to cum before you made him cum.” My wife said angrily. “Never in a hundred years would I have thought any of you would have allowed him to fingerfuck you in public, let alone all three of you!”“Well, he did, so what’s the payoff?” Jenny asked, shading her eyes from the sun as my wife climbed out of her chair.“I have to fuck him in the fountain… and I have to let him fuck you three as many times today as he wants! Seems we just became his sex toys for the day!”I held my hand out to my wife. “Come on sweetie, I feel like a good fuck in the fountain.”“Hey Nancy!” Jenny called. “You might as well enjoy it. I know I would!”“Don’t worry, I have a feeling you might be next!” My wife called as I led her toward the fountain for the first of what I hoped would be many good fucks today. To be continued in part 6, Based on a post by m_storyman_x for LiteroticaHunting VisionsIt’s hard to believe that it’s January and the last weekend of bow hunting season. Usually this time of year I’m bundled up against frigid cold, shivering in one of my tree stands. Not today though. It was well into the forties by the time the sun started peeking through the bare trees. I’d already peeled off my heavy outer clothes and was sitting in just my base camo layer.Now that the sun was up, I could see the new house they were building just to the north of my property. I was disappointed when they started, bulldozing a good portion of the fifty acres of woods that adjoined my two hundred. Actually I was more than disappointed. More like irritated. It sounds petty, but I’d been working on my property for years to get really good deer hunting spots, and this one, one of my favorites, overlooks the small pond I’d worked so hard to dig. Now, instead of being deep in a woods with a heavy thicket slightly to the north for them to bed in, it was almost on the edge of a small field. Then to add insult to injury, they built a huge two story house less than a hundred yards from the pond, and my stand. I had little doubt that this was going to be the last season for this stand location.As hunting season progressed since late September I’d watched the house go up, and now, other than the landscape work, it looked done. Just half an hour ago the orange flush of the sun cast itself on the bottoms of the early morning clouds from below the horizon. In just minutes it gave way to long orange streaks and then the first tinges of the huge orange disk crawling up into the sky. It was probably one of my most favorite times of the day, sunrise. I’d watched the disk grow in size until it seemed stuck to the horizon, unable to detach itself and continue its crawl into the sky until finally it broke free and its orange gave way to bright yellow and then stark white as it crawled higher in the sky. Its disk was now clear of the tops of the leafless trees after spending almost half an hour winding its orangish rays through to me.Hunting wasn’t done just because the sun came up. It just changed now. I could see farther and deeper into the woods. I pulled out my binoculars and scanned the woods, the glasses allowing me to focus on the depths of the woods instead of the closer trees. I didn’t see any deer, and for fun switched to looking for the unfortunately out of season turkey I could hear calking.Unable to spot the elusive bird, I aimed my glasses at the house to check out the progress, wondering how soon the new occupants would be moving in.The house was built with passive and active solar, almost the entire south face built of windows and sliding glass doors. I could see easily into two first floor bedrooms, a large bathroom and kitchen, all exposed to the huge back deck with nearly floor to ceiling glass. I briefly wondered if the owners planned on curtaining the windows or if they felt they were protected facing nothing but woods. I hadn’t expected an answer but found one anyway, in the form of a tall thin blonde woman standing at one of the bedroom windows, staring at the sunrise.Her body was obviously curvaceous, even in the thin green thigh length robe. The lime green material was see-through enough even at this distance to make out the twin dark circles against her lighter breast skin as she stood with her arms crossed under what had to be D or larger breasts, occasionally lifting a cup of coffee to her lips. Her legs were long and sculpted, clearly muscular, but not overly so. Her blonde hair hung down over one shoulder and part way down her left breast as she stood surveying the sunrise. She was distinctly good looking in anyone’s estimation, even at a hundred yards away with fifty power glasses.I was so busy checking out her that I didn’t even see the other woman at first, crawling from the big bed behind the green clad beauty. She pushed herself out of the bed and stepped from behind the green clad beauty. Stunning! That was the best word to describe the second woman. Clad in only a small pair of white lace panties, she stepped to the window next to the first woman. Her brunette head was maybe two or three inches taller than the blonde, her breasts slightly larger, though sagging down farther under their own weight, each taking the shape reminiscent of a large water droplet. Her brown hair was cropped moderately short, barely reaching half way down the back of her neck. Her nipples were already hard as they protru

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Backpacking couples turn wild on nude day.Based on the post by m_storyman_x . Listen to the ► podcast at Explicit Novels.At fifty years old I consider myself to be in pretty good shape. With my wife, Nancy, being in the military she has to continually work out to stay in shape, and that tends to have a certain amount of carryover. I mean, I can’t exactly build a workout room in the house with all that equipment and not feel guilty if I don’t use it. So, use it I do, keeping my 6 foot frame down to a hundred eighty-five pounds and in pretty good trim.A few years ago I suggested a simple overnight backpack trip to my wife. Having done a lot of backpacking with the Scouts for years, finally taking one with my wife was actually a pretty thrilling prospect. It’s a great way to get some really good exercise and also enjoy the outdoors; which for me is a really important thing. I love to camp, hike, fish, hunt; you name it.When our kids were young, scouting and other activities led to meeting other couples of our own age and interests. We have met a few couples doing the same kind of thing, enjoying the great outdoors and time together at the same time, and a few have become very good friends.This particular morning was the third morning of a trip that Mary and John had planned and directed. It was a bit of a surprise to get the invite since it was supposed to be our turn to plan the next outing, a duty usually passed around on a rotating basis.But as expected, Mary had done her homework and picked an incredible out of the way location. Mary isn t pushy or rude. We went to bed last night on the side of a mountain overlooking a western range, the sun turning the sky to burnt orange as it slowly sunk behind the peaks. The night insects and tree frogs provided a gentle chorus and helped to mute the sounds of lovemaking from the other two tents, as my wife and I crawled into ours naked.Backpacking is an art of carrying every necessity on your back, and hiking into the wilderness. So the creature comforts are very limited, thus the challenge. There is just nothing quite like making love in a tiny, two man tent, with little room to move. Your positions are limited, as are your motions, which leads to an interesting arrangement of actions and positions you might not consider for your large comfortable bed. As I lay panting, snuggling my wife’s sexy and sweaty body, I wondered if we were as noisy to the others, as they seemed to us.Morning dawned as early as it always does on any mountain elevation, with the sound of birds chirping in the pines and the sun filtering through the branches. I yawned and gave my wife’s still naked, sexy tits a kiss before crawling out of the tent as naked as she was. I used our tent to shield myself from the others while I pulled on a pair of workout shorts and then stepped into the pair of flip-flops I liked to use around camp. I looked around, and to my surprise, saw Mary squatting by the fire, staring right at me. I had absolutely no doubt that she has seen me standing there naked with my normal morning woody. She had on a long t-shirt, but with her facing me and her knees spread wide it was an easy view up the bottom of her shirt to her pussy, which looked to be freshly shaved.With Mary and her husband, John, there is no doubt who wears the pants in that relationship; although Mary’s soft manner tends to hide her dominating spirit. She will look at you with her smiling green eyes, framed with her always curly brown hair, and you simply know you will be doing whatever she says. In her forties, Mary is quiet and subdued, until you cross her. Only then does her sharp intellect and tongue come out to greet you. She is not quite as slender as I’m sure she was in her youth, and her husband is a bit heavier, although from what I have seen it’s all muscle.I did have the chance to see Mary mostly naked once, accidently walking up on her while she was peeing in the bushes, on the previous campout. She made sure to give me a good look before walking over to me, her pants still around her thighs, and undoing my belt. She had my cock out and stroked hard in no time before giving me a wet kiss on the lips and then walking away, leaving both of us hanging. Since that time she has teased me mercilessly with periodic, extremely brief, flashes of her tits or pussy. But never have I seen her whole body naked at once. Not that I don’t want to. I mean she is pretty damn hot.She smiled and waved me over, which served to snap me back to the present, making sure to hold her knees apart as I moved closer.“Morning, enjoying the view?” She asked innocently as I sat down across from her.“Yeah, it seems particularly enticing this morning for some reason.”She smiled and winked at me before dropping to her knees to cover herself when she heard a tent zipper. It wasn’t long before the entire camp was up and moving around. The morning chores included breakfast and a quick camp cleanup before we settled around the lightly smoking fire to decide the day’s activities.“So, anyone know what today is?” Mary asked the group in general.“July fourteenth, I think.” Mark responded quickly. “Why, it isn’t your birthday is it?” He joked.In stark contrast to Mary and John are Mark and Christa who are in their thirties, very athletic, and if allowed to, will push our physical limits pretty far. Thin and fit, they have done much more ambitious climbs than I will ever attempt. Mark is your typical athletic type and his wife is really easy on the eyes; about five six and only a hundred forty pounds or so, most of that in her chest, I think. While I haven’t ever seen Christa naked, I have had the pleasure of seeing her in some pretty skimpy bikini’s that her easily 38 D chest was trying hard to fall out of. Her blond hair and gentle blue eyes give her a Barbie-doll look, but she has the spirit of a redhead. She loves a stimulating conversation and will debate almost any topic. I have enjoyed many a discussion with her as we hiked up trails, usually calling it a draw by the time we reached our camp site.“Oh I wouldn’t quite say it’s my birthday. But it is a similar & special day.” Mary said from her spot where she was sitting on a small log we had pulled into camp. “It’s National Nude Day, and I think we should all wear birthday suits today, to celebrate it!” she concluded.“You’re kidding right?” Nancy, my wife, asked with an incredulous look on her face. Buck naked?“No, I’m serious it is National Nude Day.” Mary responded, her face as serious as can be.“But someone might see us naked!” Christa piped up.“Well first off, I checked the back-country permits when I signed up with the national park service. There isn’t anyone else around here for miles.And second off, what are you worried about? Those bikini’s you wear don’t exactly cover a hell of a lot.” Mary retorted with a smile. “You don’t really think that the guys can’t tell what’s under them after you get wet do you? I mean that white one is completely see-through at times.”“Well, Mark got me that one, and no, I wasn t aware of that.” She replied.The reality is, we ve all seen every inch of your amazing tits, girl. You have all kinds of reasons to proudly skip the little micro and get fully tanned today. Mary retorted.Christa s face was red with embarrassment as she looked at her husband, who looked back with a sheepish, almost guilty look. “No wonder he doesn’t allow me to wear it at the local public beaches.” Christa finally figured it out.“Like we’re not public?” I asked with a laugh, wishing I had paid better attention the last time she wore that tiny white one. My wife reached across and slugged me, but not too hard, on the shoulder, knowing exactly what I was thinking.“But, naked in front of each other s husbands?” Christa asked, looking to my Nancy, then back to Mary.“Sure, Mary said with resolve. And don’t forget, they’ll be naked too. And I for one, and looking forward to seeing what’s hiding in a pair of shorts or two!  Girls, you know you love the view as much as I do.” Mary said with a grin.“So who’s up for it, so to speak?” She finished, laughing at her own pun. Mary was the designated activities director for this outing, and she was assertive enough, that no one was comfortable with challenging her leadership.“I’m not so sure this is a good idea.” My wife mumbled, as though hoping it would all go away.“Well, I for one am going to!” Mary said, standing up and skimming her tight tee-shirt off, leaving her standing completely naked in front of all of us. Now who’s going to join me?“I sat and stared at Mary, her tits large and firm; and definitely not in need of a bra. Her waist was slender and flowed gracefully into her round smooth hips. And, from my angle, she had a very cute round ass. Her pussy was shaved, and it was pretty obvious to me that she was pretty turned on too. I thought about it for a few moments. Hell I’d wanted to see her naked for a long time, now was my chance to see her naked all day.Mary went over to the fallen log that John was sitting on. She took his hand to guide him up, then she wrapped her arms tightly around his shirtless chest and began kissing him, going deep into his open mouth.Now  was getting turned on, and My cock started expanding out of the leg hem of my nylon shorts. The show Mary was giving us, was having a strong effect.  If I was lucky, today might be my best chance to touch and play a bit; too. All I had to do was go along with this Nude Day thing.Mary whispered into John s ear. He nodded, then she stepped behind him and wrapped her arms under his, caressing his chest. Her arms slowly slid down as she looked over to Christa and winked. Mary s thumbs smoothly caught the insides of John s elastic waistband, and as she continued her slow downward glide, John s cock bounced free and then settled to a stiff horizontal trajectory.Mary looked over at my Nancy and winked.  Nancy didn t notice her own  thighs pressing together, or her palm laying on her chest.As the shorts landed around John s ankles, Mary stepped next to John and held his right hand with her left. The two sat back down on the log and they smiled while waiting for our decisions. So, could I go all day naked around Mary and Christa, and my wife; without dying of embarrassment or incurring the jealous rage of my sweet Nancy? Hell for that matter, if my wife decided to go along, how would I feel about her being naked in front of Mark and John?"What the hell!” I said, standing up. “You only live once!” It only took me a moment to drop my shorts, since that was all I had on; and step out of them. My dick was already hard and poking straight out toward Christa, who seemed to sit staring at it; as if mesmerized by big Mike which has an extra-large presentation.“Oh hell.” Christa finally said, standing up and slowly undressing. If anything, my dick got harder as I watched her pull her shirt and shorts off, leaving her in a lacy bra and blue thong panty. “No one better laugh though!” She said sharply, as she undid the clasp and let her ample chest loose. Last garment to go was her thong, which she turned around and pushed down. She bent over to hold onto the log for balance, giving us a brief, and unexpected, view of her pussy as she stepped out of her thong.“Well Nancy, you in?” Mary asked, looking expectantly at my very nervous-looking wife.“What about them?” She asked, looking at Mark, who staring at her expectantly.“Oh don’t worry, he will too. If Christa and I have to tie him to a tree and strip him.” Mary answered with a laugh.The gauntlet thrown down, Mark had no choice. At about the same time Mark stripped, Nancy did as well. Nancy took advantage of Mark s activity and quickly undressed, tossing her clothes into a pile behind her, and sitting back down before the men could ogle her too much. She wasn t putting on a show, like Mary & Christa. Nancy was reluctantly getting this over with .“Well, that’s it then! No more clothes for the rest of the day!” Mary said as she bent over and picked up her t-shirt. I doubted that there was anything arbitrary in the direction her cute ass was pointed as she bent over straight legged, her pussy pushing out between her legs at me invitingly.“Okay, we have a full day at this site, so we can leave our tents up. There s a stream with trout, and there s also a great view from up on that ridge. Or you can all do as much or little as you like, before we break camp, tomorrow.Everyone was just sitting, trying to get the nerve to move. Then Mary took some initiative; So who wants to go for a short walk? How about you Mike? You said before breakfast you wanted me to show you that small creek I found yesterday.”“Yeah, I did.” I answered, knowing I had said no such thing.“You coming, Nancy?” She asked my wife.“No, I’ll just sit here for a while.” She answered, trying to keep herself covered as much as possible. “Why don’t you take Christa? She likes to take those nature walks, too.” My wife suggested, probably thinking that having someone else along, would keep any potential hanky-panky to a minimum.“Sure. Good idea.” Mary answered. “Come on Christa. Let’s go get our boots on!”“Okay.” Christa answered, as if glad to have something to do besides sit and be stared at by both John and Mark.I followed Mary s lead a few seconds later, deciding that boots would be good to put on. It felt a bit odd walking around camp with a hard-on wagging, but getting to watch the girls completely naked? Hell yeah, that was worth it.Christa was sitting down on the log with one knee up so she could lace up her boot, as I walked over. Her other leg was stretched out, straight, to keep herself stable. I doubted that she realized that her natural position for doing this was exposing her entire bald pussy to me, even spreading her lips slightly. If my cock had gone down any, while I was getting my hikers on, the sight of her lovely pussy lips, renewed its turgid form.“All set?” She asked as she looked up, my hard dick pointing straight at her eyes from five feet away. “Shit.” She mumbled, working to look away as her face and neck reddened slightly.“Okay. All set!” Mary announced as she walked over from her tent. “Isn’t this liberating?”“Oh yeah.” Christa said with mild sarcasm and a bit of a frown on her face as she stood up.“Good, let’s go! Keep the boys entertained, won t you Nancy?” Mary called as she led the two of us off toward a break in the trees. I had the feeling that my wife was going to be fending off the “boys” the whole time I was gone.I knew from comments Mark had occasionally said, that he thought my wife was pretty hot for an older woman, and I wouldn’t be surprised to find him hitting on her. Of course I had every intention of trying to fuck Mary; I just needed to figure out how to do that with Christa along.We hiked along a small game trail for almost ten minutes before it opened into a small glade. I was much too busy watching the two cute naked asses in front of me to pay all that much attention to the scenery around me.Mary stopped in the middle of the soft grassy glade and turned around to face Christa and me. “Well stud. You’ve wanted this body for a long time. Think you can handle two of us?” She asked as Christa stepped next to her and turned to face me as well.“Huh?” I asked in sudden confusion. I had been trying to figure out how to get to Mary with Christa along. It had never occurred to me to try to take them both on at the same time.“You mean you haven’t figured it out?” Mary asked, “Christa and I have been sneaking off on these trips for the last two years. You mean you never guessed, even in your wildest dreams that we were fooling around?”“Never occurred to me.” I answered with a shrug.“Well, we finally have a new toy to play with, Christa. So, Big Mike; you think you’re up to satisfying two horny women?” Mary asked as Christa stepped behind her and reached around, winking at me, Christa cupped both of Mary’s breasts and lifting them in invitation to me.I may be a lot of things, but I am not stupid. I’d lusted after both of them for long enough that I wasn’t about to turn down this opportunity. I briefly thought about my wife being back in camp alone with their husbands, and wondered if they were as busy as I was about to be? I figured what I didn’t know wouldn’t hurt me.I stepped forward, wrapping my arms around Mary, reaching between the two women to gently fondle Christa’s already hard nipples while my lips met Mary’s. Mary’s hands went around me, pulling my pelvis against hers, trapping my hard dick between us. I felt and heard her moan into my mouth at the same time I felt Christa’s hands work down between our bodies, one hand wrapping around my cock and the other sliding lower.“Oh fuck. I want you in me so bad.” Mary nearly growled as she pushed me back. I looked down and saw Christa’s fingers deep in Mary’s wet pussy, sliding in and out slowly, each stroke teasing her clit. Mary pushed me down to my knees and then back onto the grass, following me down until she was straddling my body with her knees. “I’ve wanted this cock in me since the day you caught me in the woods. Do you remember that day?”“Oh yeah.” I responded as she rubbed the head of my dick around her wet lips. “You were just finishing taking a pee.”“Uh huh!” she grunted as she settled on my legs. “I was finger fucking myself thinking about how you looked when you changed into your swim suit that morning. I saw you through the bedroom window at the cabin while I was on the back deck! I wanted to fuck you right there in the woods, hell I almost did! Once I started to stroke your cock it was all I could do to walk away!”“Oh God.” I moaned as she stroked down the full length of my shaft. “I would have let you!”She settled to her knees and began to slowly ride up and down my shaft as Christa stepped around her and across my head. She squatted down facing Mary, her pussy hovering inches from my face as she settled onto her knees. I reached up and pulled her hips down to my face, allowing my searching tongue to separate her already wet pussy lips. I slowly licked between her lips and pushed my tongue deep into her tunnel before reaching my tongue to her exposed clit. I felt her twitch as I flicked it, her moan muffled, presumably by the kiss I suspected Mary and she were sharing. I was pretty much in heaven as Mary rode up and down my shaft and my face was filled with Christa’s wet pussy, and I wondered how long I could last under this bombardment of incredible sensations.I

 A nude day wedding is a sight to behold, and enjoy.Based on the post by m_storyman_x . Listen to the ► podcast at Explicit Novels.I love outdoor weddings, as long as the weather cooperates and the middle of July, although warm should be very cooperative. When I saw the invitation to the wedding of my wife’s best friend’s daughter I was thrilled to see it was going to be an outdoor wedding. Further, the wedding was being held at their grandparents secluded lake lodge, along with the reception.Now calling their place secluded is almost an understatement. The driveway leading down to the set of three twenty to fifty acre lakes is easily a mile and a half long, winding down through the woods and twisting around hills. The lodge is a huge three story rustic building with well over a dozen bedrooms, three bathrooms and two great rooms, one on the main floor and one in the lower level. There was also a twenty five foot wide balcony deck over a large fieldstone patio, a the width of the lodge. The patio extends beyond the balcony for nearly a hundred feet with a large fieldstone hearth and grill built into the hillside acting as a wall. The property also had a variety of paddle boats, canoes and a nice sized deck boat for tooling around the small lakes, gazebos with tables and chairs and lots and lots of woods and walking paths.They maintain this with the income from renting the facility out to groups, often having it rented every weekend for the entire summer. At fifty bucks a bedroom with a five hundred a night minimum, it has turned into a lucrative business for them some weekends bringing in over three grand for two nights.As I said, I was glad to see that the kids were going to be married outdoors. They are an interesting couple, Emily being a petite young lady, now nearly twenty four if my memory serves me, having spent years as a gymnast, and now teaching gymnastics. I had occasion to enjoy her abilities when she surprised me at home naked one time, and even the thought of that event still makes me hard today, especially thinking about her milk filled tits.Dan on the other hand is the opposite. Being a mountain of a man, and a football coach, he is so large he quite thoroughly dwarfs her.The couple started out quite reserved, but over the last couple years I have noticed a trend where Emily has worn more and more revealing clothing. Nothing tasteless, just…revealing. My wife of course never approves of that kind of wear, but that’s just her.Anyway, here we were on the appointed day, July 14th, driving down the long gravel drive toward the lodge. I noticed quite a few cars parked around in front of the lodge, and added out suburban to the mix. I wondered who all they had invited as we followed the ribbons to the front door of the lodge.“Hey Nancy…Mike!” Emily’s mother Linda called as she opened the door, oddly wearing a bathrobe.“HI!” My wife said giving her a quick hug, which I also gave her as we stepped into the lodge. “You’re not ready?” She asked.“Actually… I am.” Linda replied with a long face.“I don’t understand.” My wife said curiously.“Well… Dan and Emily decided that since they were getting married on national nude day, that they would have a nude wedding, and as Em says, she couldn’t decide on a dress anyway.”I thought I would be picking her up off the ground after that comment, as it was my wife’s jaw about hit the floor, even if she didn’t. “You mean that they’re going to get married naked?”“Uh huh. The whole wedding party.” Linda said quietly, explaining her robe instead of a dress.“That’s terrible!” My wife said in shock. “Is there anything we can do? Why didn’t you tell us?”“Well, to be honest… all the guests are invited to participate… And well, I thought if I told you, you wouldn’t come… and well… I was kind of hoping that you would… you know… that way at least that way I wouldn’t feel quite so alone!?” Linda said with an almost pleading look on her face.“You want me to go naked too?” My wife squeaked.“Most of the guest so far have, but you’re the closest of my friends that are coming. It would really help me to get through this.” Linda said pleadingly to her. For my part I was trying hard to not grin like a Cheshire cat and keep a straight face at the thought of seeing a lot of naked women.“Well… I don’t know. Just the ceremony?”“No… the reception too.” Linda said quietly.“We could. You have a good looking body.” I injected to my wife, hoping to help her along.“Oh sure. You’d love that, seeing all those naked women.” She said with a disgusted look, knowing full well where my mind was headed.“That wasn’t really what I was thinking.” I lied.“Yeah, right, and that bulge in your pants is a tennis ball you forgot to take out of your pocket?”“Well.” I said sheepishly.“Ok hot shot… You think this is such a great idea, you go naked and tell me how much fun it is to walk around with your hard dick showing off all night.”“As long as it’s not just me… I say why not.”“Men… you are disgusting animals sometimes.” My wife shot at me with a scowl.“It isn’t my fault… I didn’t pick the dress code, but if you don’t think you can handle it, we don’t have to undress.” I said, knowing full well how she responded to challenges.“I didn’t say I couldn’t handle it… I just said it was disgusting.” My wife shot back.“Hey. I didn’t insinuate anything. I just said we didn’t have to. It’s up to you, I’ll do whatever you want to.” I said putting it squarely in her court. I could see Linda looking at my wife pleadingly.“Fine! Just to help Linda!” She said to me in a very exasperated tone. “Where do we get undressed?” She asked Linda.“You can use the first room. It’s empty. You can hang your clothes in the closet or there are baskets on the floor by the bed. There are also lots of flip-flops for you to wear if you don’t want to use your shoes.” Linda said as she led my wife to the first bedroom. She stepped into the room with us and stood by the open door, watching me while she tried to chat with my wife.I quickly shed my shirt and slacks, hanging them on a hanger and putting them in the closet. I pulled off my shoes and socks, leaving my underwear for last, finally pulling it down and freeing my already hard dick. I was facing away from the door, but could see Linda in the mirror over the dresser, clearly trying to get a look. Finally I turned, letting her see my hard dick as I looked for a pair of flip flops that fit. I saw her looking right at it, clearly enjoying the view, while my wife still had her back turned, folding her bra and underwear to put in the basket.I don’t think Linda even realized that she had slipped her hand into her robe, spreading it enough for me to see one tit, as she stroked her fingers across her left nipple, still staring at my hard dick.“Well here goes nothing!” My wife said, as she turned around to look toward Linda, who was snapped back to reality, pulling her robe back closed defensively.“Absolutely gorgeous!” I said as my wife looked over at me.“You would say that you horny bastard!” She said trying to hide a grin as she looked at my hard dick. “You are enjoying this way too much at the moment. Just wait till you have to walk out there with that hardon. Reality check! You can’t tell when a woman is horny just by looking, but it kind of sticks out like a sore thumb for guys.”“Nah. I’m just waiting for a chance to see Linda naked that’s all. I mean we’re naked and all, isn’t she supposed to be too?” I joked, hoping to keep her thinking I had never seen, let alone had sex with Linda before. (but that is another story all together)“Men!” My wife said walking past Linda and out of the room.With a tiny grin, Linda spread her robe as I walked toward her, showing that she wasn’t wearing anything but a pearl necklace.“Very hot!” I whispered as I stepped past her to follow my wife to the stairs.“You too.” Linda whispered in reply.I followed Nancy down the stairs to the lower level and out toward the patio. I could see a large number of chairs set up in rows along the patio, facing the lake. The whole patio was surrounded with white poles wrapped with flowers and it looked like small lights. All of this led to a trellis arch at the end of the Patio where the bride and groom would be standing, flowers and garlands of greenery flowing and wrapping around it. Quite a few of the seats were already full, and from my position it was clear the vast majority of them were as naked as we were. I followed my wife out the French doors and down the center aisle, looking at the people seated. The older couples for the most part had not disrobed, a few reducing to just their bra and panties. Mostly all of the mid thirty and below were completely naked. I saw quite a few couples sitting, guys with hard dicks sticking up and lady’s with exposed hard nipples. There also seemed to be quite a few single girls sitting in groups, all in their mid to late twenties. As we walked down the aisle my hard dick swinging with each step, seemed to draw their attention.We were only seated a few minutes when a couple young ladies came and sat next to me.“This is really a beautiful setting, isn’t it?” one of them asked, clearly eyeing my dick sticking up from my lap.“It is. I like the flowers and the setting sun. A very romantic setting.” I replied, trying to check out their bodies without my wife noticing.“Oh I know. And doing it all naked. I need to do this when I get married. It is so fucking hot!” the second girl said.“So you like this?” I asked the second girl.“Oh yeah. I love being naked anyway, but around this many people is just so… exhilarating!” She said, followed by a deep sigh. “My name is Donna, what’s yours?” She asked.“Mike.” I said as my wife elbowed me hard in the ribs. “You’re friends with Emily?”“Uh huh. We used to do gymnastics together.” She said, still trying to look at my hard dick without looking like it.“Good to meet you then.” I said as the music started.First to come down the aisle was Linda, completely naked except for light blue heels and a string of white pearls. She looked down at my dick as she stepped to the row in front of me, giving us a small smile.It wasn’t long before the groom and his groomsmen, all wearing nothing but black flip-flops and black bow ties, made their way up front with the priest, who was thankfully dressed.The brides’ maids began walking down the aisle, each holding a bouquet of white roses with tiny bits of blue in them, up nearly between their tits, dressed in nothing but white heels and white pearl necklaces. Each girl, well tanned with little or no hint of tan lines, made their way to the front, giving all the guys a good long look at their tits and each of their mounds, their curly pubic hair all trimmed into the shape of a heart. By the time the last of the four had made it to the front the entire wedding party had gotten over their nervousness and were sprouting hard dicks.Finally it was time for Emily to come down the aisle. She looked gorgeous, waking with her arm linked in her fathers, wearing white heels, a white and blue garter on one thigh, a string of white pearls and a white lace veil. Her full tanned tits wiggled and giggle enticingly with each step, reminding me of just how good they felt in my mouth, making my dick ratchet up one more notch. I was turned to face the aisle as she came down, the girl next to Donna, who’s name I didn’t know, backed up into me, pressing her bare ass against my hard dick. If I hadn’t been standing next to my wife, I would have reached around and tweaked a nipple, but she would have killed me for that.I remember little of the actual ceremony, instead being distracted by the hand of the girl sitting next to me, gently stroking my leg down where my wife couldn’t see, and staring at the practically perfect asses of the maids of honor only a dozen feet in front of me. I don’t know how many people noticed the youngest of the four shudder as if she had a sudden chill during the ceremony, but I was sitting close enough to notice the single drop of her juices run down her leg from her pussy. It was definitely not sweat, despite the heat!Finally the ceremony ended and everyone cheered as the newly married couple were introduced before heading down the aisle. The setting sun and the flowered trellis a perfect background for the sexy bodies arrayed in front of us, including Emily. Each of the brides’ maids paired up with their respective groomsman, each now sporting a hard dick, and followed a pair at a time down the aisle, followed by Linda and her husband.The crowd was then ushered out, starting at the front, to go through the traditional receiving line. My wife and I were not quite first, but very much toward the front. Each of the bride’s maids gave me a nice hug, their tits either pressing into my chest or just teasing it with their nipples. Linda, gave me a huge hug, as she did my wife. To my surprise Emily gave me a huge hug and a subtle squeeze of the cock as I congratulated them.Finally free of the receiving line, we moved to the lower great room, and thankfully air conditioning, to snack on hors d'oeuvres until dinner, which would not be too far away, given the time.“That was a pretty ceremony, wasn’t it?” My wife asked as we shared a plate of cheese cubes and crackers.“It was. Very nice.” I agreed.Sandy, one of Linda’s friends that we knew in passing, came up to chat. She was slightly round, not thin but not what I would call fat either, with large breasts and a very pleasant face. “So that was an interesting wedding, wasn’t it?” she asked.“Yes.” My wife said, noting that she was busy staring at my hard dick more than anything else. “Not used to watching one naked though.”“Oh me neither, I usually cry at weddings, this time I had to work not to cum just watching the groomsmen’s hard dicks.” She whispered a slight tint of pink coming to her face and chest.“They did seem to sprout big ones didn’t they?” Amber, a petite girl with tiny breasts and a very thin firm ass, one of the Emily’s friends said as she walked up. “Jenny must have been so embarrassed though.” She continued.“Why?” My wife asked curiously.“When she orgasmed standing in front of everyone? I think it was the first time she’s ever been naked in front of anyone but the doctor.” Amber replied. “I was surprised she agreed to do this.”“I’m sure not too many people noticed.” My wife said. “I wonder what they have on tap for dinner?” She asked, trying to change the subject.“Why don’t I go get us something to drink?” I said to my wife, wanting to dodge whatever came next. “What would you like?”“Tonight? How about an Amaretto Sour.” She said.I looked a bit surprised, neither of us being big drinkers, but headed off to the bar.“Nice dick.” One lady said as she stepped up to the bar next to me while I was waiting for my drinks. “I hope you’re going to dance later, I’d like to grind against it a while!” She continued, pressing her hip against mine and allowing her hand to slide over and squeeze my hard dick. I looked over and was greeted with a very friendly face, but had no idea who she was. She had a firm body and a nice pair of tits, with her nipples standing out rock hard in front of her.“Well, I’ll probably dance later.” I said non-commitally“Good. Maybe I can steal you from your wife for a grind or two.” She said with a smile and a wink.I took my drinks and shook my head, looking back as I walked away to check out her ass.“Here you go sweety!” I said handing my wife her drink as I got back.We stood around working on our drinks while the photographer did her thing with the wedding party. That was going to be one interesting set of wedding pictures!“Oh how pretty.” My wife said as the lights on all the poles came on with the growing darkness.“It is. Wanna go sneak out into the dark and neck?” I asked her quietly.“You are bad!” she said with a giggle, having drained nearly the whole drink. “but I better go find the potty first.”“Nah… come on.” I said, leading her by the hand out into the darkness.“But I have to pee!” She whispered as I walked her down toward the lake.“So, pee out here!” I whispered back.“Do I have to?”“Why not? I mean it’s not like you’re going to get your clothes wet or anything. Hell, you’re already naked.”“I really don’t understand you.” She said as she stepped behind a bush with me and crouched down. It was really getting too dark to see, but I could hear her pee hitting the dry ground. I was surprised when she reached over and stroked my hard dick a few times. “You know. I really ought to do something with this before someone else does.” She whispered.“Who else would do anything?” I asked.“Oh… let’s see… That girl Amber said she wished she could ride your rocket, and that lady at the bar seemed more than interested in your dick too.”“Oh… I didn’t know.”“The hell you didn’t. Half the women you walk past stare at your dick.”“Half the women walk by and stare at all the dicks, not just mine. And all the guys walk by and stare at your tits, but you don’t see me making a scene.”“I suppose. But just the same.” She said as she moved forward and enveloped my dick with her mouth. My wife wasn’t much on giving oral sex to start with, so this was really out of character, but I ceased to care as she stroked her wet mouth up and down my dick along with her hand.“Oh god.” I mumbled, knowing I wasn’t going to last long with all the teasing it had already received.“Already?” my wife asked as she let go with her mouth and stood up. She pulled my face to hers and kissed me eagerly, her wet lips sucking mine while she stroked my saliva coated dick with her hand. “That’s it baby!” She whispered, when she broke the kiss. “Cum for me. Squirt all over the dirt and trees like a fire hose!” she said as she moved slightly to the side and reached around to squeezed my ass. I reached a hand to her tit and gently squeezed and massaged her tit, twisti

Vice President JD Vance just dropped the bad news — after an intense 21-hour face-to-face negotiation at the luxury Serena Hotel in Islamabad, the United States and Iran have failed to reach a peace agreement to end the six-week war that has rocked the Middle East. The high-stakes talks, the first direct high-level meetings between the two nations in over a decade, broke down when Iran refused to give a firm commitment to abandon its nuclear weapons ambitions. Iran, in turn, demanded full control of the Strait of Hormuz, the right to continue uranium enrichment, no limits on ballistic missiles, and war reparations. With the fragile two-week cease-fire now hanging by a thread, the risk of renewed fighting is rising fast. Vance called it the U.S.'s "final and best offer" — will this lead to escalation or more rounds of diplomacy?What do you think happens next? Drop your thoughts below

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In this powerful episode of The Mike Litton Experience, host Mike Litton sits down with real estate investor, fund manager, and entrepreneur Mike Zlotnik—widely known as “Big Mike.” From his early life as a political refugee from Moldova to becoming a successful real estate fund manager in the United States, Mike shares an inspiring journey of resilience, discipline, and strategic thinking. Discover how Mike transitioned from a career in technology to building a thriving real estate investment business, including the creation of the Big Mike Fund and Tempo Funding. He dives deep into real estate strategies, including short-sale investing, cash flow vs. appreciation markets, and how investors can build predictable wealth over time. Mike also reveals how his background in chess shaped his investment mindset, offering valuable lessons on decision-making, risk management, and continuous learning. Whether you're a seasoned investor or just getting started, this episode is packed with insights you can apply today. What you'll learn in this episode: How Mike Zlotnik built wealth through real estate investing The difference between cash flow and appreciation strategies Lessons from the 2008 financial crisis and short-sale opportunities Why mindset and discipline are key to long-term success How chess principles translate into smarter investing Don't miss this engaging conversation filled with real-world experience, actionable advice, and inspiring perspectives. Subscribe to The Mike Litton Experience for more interviews with top entrepreneurs, investors, and industry leaders sharing their stories and strategies for success! Welcome to The Mike Litton Experience Podcast! Mike is passionate about being a father, a teacher, a Realtor, an investor and a leader! Everyone has a story and our passion is to help them tell it! We never want you to miss an episode, so please be sure to subscribe. Could we ask you for two quick favors? If you like our program, please tell a friend. Wherever you get your podcasts please leave us a rating. It helps us to connect with quality people just like you! Reach out to Mike on Instagram @themikelittonexperience. Thank you for joining us for The Mike Litton Experience! Who you work with matters and we would be honored to interview with you or anyone you know to sell your home! If you have questions, please reach out text or call 760-522-1227. Thank you! #livinginsandiego, #movingtosandiego, #themikelittonexperience, #homesforsaleinsandiego, #mikelitton, #sellahomeinsandiego, #buyahomeinsandiego, #toptipstogetthebestoffer #themikelittonexperience

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Chaz and AJ were impressed at the music that can be made with a water jug, some metal rulers, a kazoo and a belt. (0:00) AJ was in charge of the board this morning, which he asked ChatGPT to fill in with the top miracles performed by Jesus. How accurate did we get? (5:10)  A real-life astronaut was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning. Joan Higgenbotham shared her story of making a career out of space exploration, and went into the details about the recent toilet problems aboard the Artemis II. (21:20) Big Mike was on the phone from Long Island to talk about the busy places ahead of Easter, and learned while on a live call that he won a giant chocolate egg from a local store. (32:19) Chaz's wife, Jennifer was on the phone to talk about the recent encounter she had with furries in the wild. Then AJ shared some of his own strange preferences about feet and tickling. (39:10) Braylon Mullins is already a Husky hero for his game-winner against Duke. Chaz and AJ spoke with his father, Josh Mullins, about the play, his first conversation with Braylon coming off the court, and playing the Final Four in his home state. Plus, a promise from Pepe's to welcome the whole Mullins family for some pizza any time they like. (51:17) 

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio from Big Mike on Long Island, who spoke with some bar patrons last week. Patricia from Syosset was having a great time, until she remembered that she stubbed her toe that morning. (0:00)  Scot Haney's birthday is today! He was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his assignment in Florida next week, which revealed that AJ cannot remember where his mother lives. (6:49) Comedian Anthony Rodia was in studio with Chaz and AJ to talk about the anger from multiple fanbases over botched Opening Day festivities. (23:35) Chaz and AJ wanted to share viral audio of a woman being chastised by a judge from driving her car while on a live video call for a court proceeding. First, Anthony Rodia shared a story from when he was arrested for an incident with a rubber pellet gun. (35:30) 

Chaz and AJ asked Vince to go into New Haven yesterday and talk to the fun people at the St. Patrick's Day parade. Vince met Quentin from Ireland, who showed no hesitation breaking into song. Plus, Big Mike was at the Loud Island Bite Bash last week, and spoke to concert goers about their craziest concert experiences. (0:00) Jason Page was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk sports, starting with yet another UConn loss at the hands of St. John's. Plus, some talk about the United States team in the World Baseball Classic, and Jason might have already broken his promise regarding the Giants. (15:29) Mike and Mike were in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning to recap all of the Oscars. Did the right movies win? Was Conan a good host? Has Barbra Streisand stopped talking yet? (27:07)

In the latest episode of Get Your Fill, host Christine McCarron chats with Mike Zlotnik—aka Big Mike, CEO of TF Management Group and a full-time real estate fund manager since 2009. After a successful but burnout-prone IT career, Mike jumped ship right after the Great Financial Crisis, inspired by his earliest wins: snagging his first Brooklyn apartment at a steep discount in 2000 from a motivated seller, then buying eight more units in the same building from an 85-year-old eager to relocate. These deals revealed real estate's “inefficient” market, where buyers can build huge margins of safety on acquisition rather than hoping for appreciation. What started as family partnerships quickly scaled into his first fund, turning a passion for predictable passive income into a professional operation—complete with one rare, speculative Manhattan townhome redevelopment that he admits is pure excitement, not core strategy.

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