People you don't know talking about things you don't care about. Gays and pop culture and technology, oh my! Always entertaining, always mind-numbing, always a complete waste of time. Brought to you by gays living in the middle of the country. The middle of nowhere. Omaha, Nebraska.
10 SCHITTY questions about significant others, offering blowjobs for SCHITTY voicemails, shoving your SCHIT where you SCHIT, reach out and SCHIT on someone, SCHITTY Cox in a box, a quarter of schlongs are pretty SCHITTY... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Doing it without ending up diapers, every top can be a bottom, shoving a peen in the Fallopian tube, free two-day tumor delivery, me Grindr you long time, getting pissed at a bag of dicks... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/39-notes
Sexual fluids don't make friends, turning printers on with poop, glitter-bombing your peen, magnum-sizing your Christmas tree, forcing Trump to pull out prematurely, getting off on voluminous lexicons... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/38-notes
Hookers go bobbing for blowjobs, Gibbsy gets a better half, the post office says go fork yourself, three and a quarter inches looks long in your mouth, SCHITty listeners leave even SCHITtier voicemails... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/37-notes
This is SCHIT ... Not a Real Episode Recorded Thursday October 22nd, 2015. If you're a subscriber and you're hearing this, sorry, but SCHIT's not back quite yet. We're just making sure that you're going to get the latest episodes when we are. So stay tuned, new REAL episodes of SCHIT are on their way soon. This non-episode, is in the SCHITter.
Extreme cheapskates have extreme skidmarks, getting eaten out at a buffet, exfoliating your penis from the inside, coitusing like rabbis, sixth graders get the Axe at school, cutting off your penis to spite your balls... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/31-notes
Nothing tops Tyrannosaurus sex, hate speech keeps you white and tight, no one got molestered at day camp, faking it in front of your mom, who's hung like a Hamm?, oral arguments from anal people... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/25-notes
Would you like a McCondom with that?, lasers make everything better, dolphins blow out of more than just their holes, Google is hiding the handjobs, stolen penises are on the rise, conservatives in the boardroom get crazy in the bedroom... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/24-notes
Too hip for the Starbucks special sauce, Taylor Swift is allegedly a bearded whore, once you go black banana..., SimCity fails to simulate or stimulate, hand-cranking your rocks off, red is the new white... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/23-notes
SimCity is all kinds of SCHITTY, cooking with naked vegans leaves you limp, brown chicken meets brown cow at The Vatican, the metric system causes shrinkage, biblically-inspired bowel movements, guns don't kill people, Florida does... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/22-notes
Donut-punching beaver burglar squirrel muffins, Beliebing in Bieber ball-clipping, selling SCHIT with shirtlessness, all we needed was one more Kevin, mouthfuls of Missed Connections, that hooker's pimp stole my money! ... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/21-notes
Getting gayer than Gangnam Style, Sweden is burning up their trash supply, flaming homos love flame-broiled McDonalds, beating your boyfriend over Alanis Morissette, Chubby Checker doesn't like checking chubbies, we suck at oral sex tests… all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/20-notes
5 year-olds give mouth to not mouth, the Pope is too old to keep it up, probing the purpose of homosexuals, Spiderman gets punchy in Times Square, Colorado says gays can almost get married, the best part of waking up is Folgers in Uranus... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/19-notes
Seattle Police won't prosecute Mary Jane, selling creamy goodness on eBay, pitching tents for a big Black Friday, spending Thanksgiving with a creeper turkey, states petition the White House to plant gardens, Mr. Wiener is a self-hating San Franciscan... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/16-notes
Diane Sawyer does her own drinking game, Nate Silver deletes the recycle bin, Mitt Romney was born black, Bad Piggies wrap your sausage, Windows 8 gives a helluva hangover... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/15-notes
Kevin bends over and takes it from the electric company, our first listener voicemail from an actual listener, Ann Coulter gets twatty on Twitter, Barbara Walters does it doggie style, Omaha is the third alcoholiest city, Gibbsy's internet sucks more than a Craigslist hooker... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/14-notes
Hulk Hogan's carpet matches his drapes, all great beards come from Germany, say howdy-ho to Hankeygate, getting poked by librarians, eating kosher roaches for reptiles, women are shrinking Rush Limbaugh's member... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/13-notes
Playing Presidential PowerPoint presentations, KitchenAid are tasteless people, Twitter is as Twitter does, funneling Franzia in Uranus, artificial tails sync with your sphincter, Bieber blows chunks on eBay ...all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/12-notes
How short is your pork, NFL refs sashay away, Mittens gives it the old brownface try, politicians don't get The Facebook, we take a trip to Phallic Land, peddling paddling porn... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Mittens is 47% honest, Kevin does the Honey Boo Boo Dance, Lindsay Lohan wants Amanda Bynes in Jail, Canadian gay pepper sprays girl, eh, Ann Romney gets her horses up, Internet Explorer has donut holes... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
How many inches of iPhone can you handle, Kevin has tablet envy, your mom Googles porn, Prince Harry has Bozo balls, Levi Johnston's genes are half off, squirting big angry black guy holy water... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Rubbing a little Bieber before bed, Honey Boo Boo out-rednecks Romney, loving yourself at the RNC, Hitler's brown children shop in India, Taylor Swift is hard to hear, Victoria Jackson has an old hole... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Don't have the time or sphincter control to stomach a full episode of SCHIT? Neither do we! Here's all the SCHIT you need to know in 60 seconds, Episode 7.
Steve from Florida makes me wet, Obama controls the weather, one-half of one-fifth of the Romneys is gay, dying to be buried in bacon, Mc-Mc-McDonalds has M-M-Max Headroom, Ghetto blasting on Mars... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn, Anderson Cooper is wide open for business, Phyllis Diller did Scooby Doo, politicians are legitimately retarded, sucking nipples for a cure, Gibbsy gets offed by a Roomba... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Begging for BJs, shirtless nerd malfunctions, Obama's pitstop in Iowa, liking huge dumps on Facebook, anal wedding rings are forever, bears should wear hot cock underwear... all this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Getting off on pig vaginas, Randy Travis travels naked, you can't have a pool without Ryan Lochte's pee, three-breasted farm wenches live on Mars, Kevin dick-tates our not-gayness, would you redneck-ognize Honey Boo Boo Child? ... All this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Seattle is full of agin' Asians, NBC blows like cake farts, Marky Mark has a butt double, Twitter me to the Facebook, why did the Chick-Fil-A cross the gays? ... All this and more, on this week's episode of SCHIT.
Instead of a new podcast episode this week, we bring you the audio of the Omaha Vigil Against Violence, held Thursday, July 26th, 2012 at Memorial Park. For more information on this event, visit the original Facebook Event Page. This is the raw, unedited event audio as heard from the crowd. Try to ignore the camera shutter clicking, microphone bumping, general rustling... and any completely inappropriate background conversations!
The half-a-millionaire bus monitor, man eats dog, Kevin says fuck the Zuck--Facebook sucks, we have a heartfelt debate about Gay Pride, Magic Mike has run into a wall but will still cause lots of sticky floors... all this and more, on a very special episode of SCHIT.
Political incorrectness, half-eaten faces, celebrity DUIs, scandalous gayness and language that's dirtier than your last casual encounter on Craigslist. Episode 1 is here! Want to be a part of the next show? Leave us a voicemail at 888.SCHITTY!
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