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Simply The Jest - Australia's most competitive storytelling competition, for Australia's least impressive prize.

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    • Sep 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 31m AVG DURATION
    • 206 EPISODES


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    Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 16:12


    Miss Simply The Jest? The gang reunite on Hobba & Hing's new podcast, Silver Bullet! Enjoy this chee-pree (that's short for cheeky preview) of the time Perko made them pay to get a spray tan for their own good. Did the tanning process leave them looking like golden gods... or rotisserie chickens?

    "My friend fed me his FINGER!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 47:11


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, it's time to say goodbye as Hobba and Hing end their time at triple j. In true Simply The Jest form, we ask for your ending stories and get dildos, foreskins and truly wild stories to send this podcast off in style. Plus an international music icon swings by with a special message!

    "The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 41:32


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, you'll hear only the epic stories, since this week's theme is BIG! On this episode of Simply the Jest, its a free-for-all choose-your-own adventure!  Hear about the wanted criminal's stolen vibrator, bedroom nosebleeds and penises set aflame!

    "The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 41:32


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, its a free-for-all choose-your-own adventure! Hear about the wanted criminal's stolen vibrator, bedroom nosebleeds and penises set aflame!

    Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 40:01


    Seven meals a day. A steak as big as a man's clenched fist for breakfast. TikTok sensation Tom Cardy reckons Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson's diet builds champions, so Hobba & Hing pit themselves against a lifetime's worth of protein in a single day. 

    "I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 38:00


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, you'll hear only the epic stories, since this week's theme is BIG! You'll hear about big mistakes, a big toenail accident and the largest pile of cash that a listener has ever seen!

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    "I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 38:00


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, you'll hear only the epic stories, since this week's theme is BIG! You'll hear about big mistakes, a big toenail accident and the largest pile of cash that a listener has ever seen!

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    "It was a HUMAN NIPPLE"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 44:20


    On this episode of simply the jest, grab the green bags & the shopping list, as we're asking for your best retail stories. You'll hear about a midnight heist, painting with internal organs, frozen tongues and a whole lot more!

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    "You better quit or you're going to get SACKED"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2023 27:33


    On this episode of simply the jest WE QUIT! Well, we are leaving in August so to celebrate we're getting your best quit stories. You'll hear about sneaky holidays, food fights and reality TV,

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    "Our eyes met and I said nothing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 44:20


    On this episode of simply the jest Stick Em Up because we're getting your best caught stories. You'll hear about get caught in the bedroom, in the bathtub and even over CCTV

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    "Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 36:45


    On this episode of simply the jest I hope you're hungry because we're serving up your best ‘eat' stories. From crunchy, smelly and even soggy. If its been in your mouth, we want to hear about it!

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    "We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 44:32


    On this episode of simply the jest we're loading up the truck because we're on the move! This week's stories all have to do with the theme ‘Moving'. Think moving jobs, moving countries and the shitshow of moving house.

    "I did a little SNIFF TEST"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 44:20


    On this episode of simply the jest, we'll make you an offer you cant refuse - as we hear your best second hand stories You'll hear about sharing chewing gum, buying a lounge from a legend and  a dominatrix being recognised in a non dominatrix setting!

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    "I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 31:05


    On this episode of simply the jest we're getting your NEW stories. Whether its about New York, New Cars or a New Low we've gathered them and you'll hear them.

    "I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 31:05


    On this episode of simply the jest get ready to slip and slide because we're hearing your best WET stories. We're getting into all of your stories about water, Salvia and of course… urine.

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    "Sir, did you take a shark?"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 16:05


    On this episode of Simply The Jest we're taking you to a special Live show recorded earlier this year at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!That's right, at Hobba & Hing's MICF show they brought you a panel of comedian including Jordan Barr, Michelle Brasier & Chris Parker for their best Crime stories!

    "Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2023 37:14


    On this episode of simply the jest, we pull the cord and hear your best stories about public transport In this episode you'll hear about phlegm, crashes and a quite a alot of vomit!

    "She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we're talking all things music. From being plucked out of a crowd, losing a digit, and an acapella sex soundtrack. We've got them all!

    "I thought you wanted me to use it as lube!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2023 39:49


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, we're getting the best stories about your first time! You'll hear about surprise base jumping, brutal post-coital feedback and dealing with an injury on a nude beach!

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    "He put his ENTIRE FIST in my mouth"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we're getting your best head stories! We've got them all including stories about the head on your shoulders. between your legs and even a head of lettuce.

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    "If the dogs bite you DON'T SCREAM"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we're finding out all of the places you have been stuck… and then escaped. That's right, we've gathered stories about escaping school, police and even scorn lovers.

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    "A Hot Dog Just Saved Our Lives"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of Simply the Jest, we're getting your best air travel stories! From military arrests to celebrity shenanigans… sleep medication and so much more.

    "He Was Mummy's Little Boy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest We're getting your best younger sibling stories! You'll hear about how crazy siblings can get, including getting revenge, police and even finding out about new siblings.

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    "He opens the car door and the biggest WAFT OF FART hits him"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2023 38:02


    In this episode of simply the jest we're whipping ourselves into a panic! That's right! We're hearing about your stomach dropping, heart wrenching moments including naked panic, food panic, and even, tooting panic.

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    "Can I Enter Your Auric Sphere?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we're getting handsy. We've gathered you best stories about holding a hands, injuring hands and even getting a little bit freaky with your hands.

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    "I popped a squat and then all I could hear was CLAPPING"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest, grab your sunscreen and hat because we're heading to the backyard! You'll hear about backyard accidents, arrests and a whole lotta defecation.

    Simply the Best Jess - 100th Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 38:02


     On this episode of simply the jest it's our 100th podcast, so we wanted to give you a very Jess themed episode! Yes! Jess is this week's theme. You'll hear about some very chaotic jess's who get into all sorts of trouble including, celebrity hitchhiking, STD checks and even getting stuck in a washing machine.

    "I let out a ripping fart, the kind that VIBRATES"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest grab your towel and soap because we're jumping into the shower. You'll hear about Waffle Stomps, Shower Sex and a whole lotta injuries.

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    "The next thing I know is my NOODLE is on fire"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest grab your towel and soap because we're jumping into the shower. You'll hear about Waffle Stomps, Shower Sex and a whole lotta injuries.

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    "I SHAT in a bag"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we get on the lease and ask for your best housemate stories!  You'll hear about identity theft, curling one off in a bag and ducks!

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    "I got a job as a ski instructor but DIDN'T know how to ski!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we're spilling secrets because the theme is “Don't tell the Boss”! You'll hear about secret parties, secret relationships & secret doctors certificates .

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    "I pretty much got a ZIPPER down my gooch"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest we're on the hunt for your best ball stories. We're talking about balls in sports, jobs involving balls and of course, alot of mangled nut sacks.

    "It got down to 10 degrees and we'd have to keep raving faster!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest rug up because we're stepping into the Fridge! You'll hear about fridges, freezers and even severed fingers.

    Best of the Boone-us 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we're heading to the stocks for your best punishment stories. You'll hear about significant fines, public shaming and our old friend revenge!

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    "What's the acceptable amount of PUS on a honeymoon?!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2023 38:02


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we're reliving some of the craziest stories to make it into your earholes. This is THE BEST OF THE REST! Hosts: Michael Hing, Lewis Hobba and Jess Perkins Podcast Producers: Nick Gerber & Lu Hill Radio Producer: Tia Newling & Lu Hill

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    "What's the acceptable amount of PUS on a honeymoon?!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2023 39:35


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we're reliving some of the craziest stories to make it into your earholes. This is THE BEST OF THE REST!

    The Best Of The Jest 2022!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 33:03


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we're talking about simply the best stories from the year! We'll revisit some of the most jaw dropping stories from 2022, but only one can be declared THE BEST OF THE JEST!

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    "Everyone's sitting around a Christmas tree and everyone started SCREAMING"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 38:02


    On this episode of simply the jest, its the business end of the year and we've got all of your Christmas stories! You'll hear about awkward family interactions, food poisoning and a broken toilet.

    "I knew everyone in town, so the local court couldn't PROSECUTE me!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2022 38:02


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we're heading to the stocks for your best punishment stories. You'll hear about significant fines, public shaming and our old friend revenge!

    "I was in a maximum security prison and someone broke IN!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 38:41


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we head into the clink and ask for your best stories about crime! You'll hear about multiple robberies, illegal lizards and a real life prison break!

    "It sounded like a REVERSE GULP coming back up"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 37:17


    On this episode of Simply The Jest, we're opening the check-outs and hearing your best retail stories!

    "I went on a holiday with a new partner and he didn't brush this teeth ONCE!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 33:48


    On this episode of Simply the Jest we're diving into the muck to hear your best DIRTY stories.

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