Tales From Hot Mess Moms

Today, we're celebrating the greatest day of the year! 42O!!! So, listen in and join in the party with us, you sexy bunch-a stoners! Love you!

Man, it's been a long time! As is true with most hot messes, sometimes you just gotta relax and get back to it when you can! On today's episode, we talk about all sorts of things in life, crime, missing people and everything in between! It's great to be back! Love you all!

On today's episode we're MAINLY talking about a story of Nancy and Derek Johnson. In between our hot mess ramblings, we're dissecting this twisted story that'll leave you questioning literally EVERYTHING! 

On today's episode, we start off with talking about what's going on downstairs in Amanda's pants. If you don't know, Amanda was diagnosed with cervical cancer and had her Pet Scan to see what's going on down there… as far as anything medical goes, WE'RE all good, baby! The road to actual recovery is long, but it's definitely a green light to live life to the fullest!  We also just talk about life and things that make our lives such a hot mess!  Thank you for listening and we love you!

Today, we're talking about our favorite things… EVERYTHING SPOOKY! Do you like paranormal? We're talking about it. Do you like true crime? We're talking about it. Do you like serial killers? We're talking about it!  Just toss in your headphones and let's take this spooky season to the next level! 

In today's episode we OBVIOUSLY have to catch you up on our lives and shenanigans, but we get right into the thick of it with talking about SLENDERMAN! Have y'all heard about this dude? Well, we're just getting into a piece of what happened years ago, that still has people wondering if the tale of Slenderman holds water, or if it's just another urban legend that isn't real. You help us decide! 

This episode isn't the typical true crime episode. We're talking about domestic violence and the warning signs and red flags that you and your loved ones should look for in order to help keep yourself safe. If you need help, get it. If you're scared, reach out to someone and get the eff out of there! We love you and want you to be safe!

Happy spooky season, HMM crew! We're officially back with a few stories about murder, crime and all then things that make us hot mess moms HOT!  Listen along while we dissect some fun stuff! 

Good morning, Hot Mess Mom nation! Today we give the recap of our super crazy summer. In reality, we're diving into the nitty gritty of Amanda's zero to 100 dive into her summer of kicking cervical cancer's ass!  This is an episode of super important information and an outreach for all of you who are going through the same or worse in yourselves or your families. We love you. Stay healthy and we'll be back to the murder soon!

Wow! A lot has been happening in our lives and you'll be fully caught up on everything within the next few episodes. Admittedly, this episode was recorded at the beginning of summer, before life took a crazy turn for us, but again… you'll hear all about it soon.   In this episode, we obviously talk about the beginnings of what's going on and quickly jump into talking about Lori Vallow and other disgusting people that walk amongst us. 

Goooood morning THMM world! Today we have a doozy of a case. Is it a murder? Some one is convicted of committing murder… but… you be the judge. 

Today we start the episodes with our typical hot mess ranting and then dive into the story of a piece of s**t family slayer.  Local to southern Utah, right in our “neighborhood”…. the evil of one man rocked an entire community.   We also take a Time Machine back to 2004 to the murder of Lori Hacking, another Utah wife murdered by her a**hole husband, Mark. Of course, we talk about more, but it's all too much to type, so… Listen in and let's talk about it.    

Today we're talking about the Princess of Pop… Britney Spears! We love her regardless, but from 2 true hot messes to another… you KNOW that we ABSOLUTELY adore her and want her to be well.  Join in and let us know what you think! 

Happy 2023 everyone! The hot mess express keeps trucking along!  This week we're talking about life as we know it… it's a MESS sometimes! We also chat about people that snap and kill their families, Britney Spears and much much more! Hop aboard and Enjoy the ride!  Producer Jimmie's Note: I do listen, dorks

Since it's the week before Christmas, we thought we'd bring you stories of holiday horrors!  Did you know that domestic violence and murder escalates during the holidays?  Here's a few stories about how some people took celebrating very VERY wrong!  Happy Holidays, folks! 

It's Hot Mess Monday, y'all! Today we're taking a trip into the past… back to Christmas Eve of 1945! The Sodder's were immigrants from Italy and had a whole gaggle of kids. What makes this family an episode? Well, the kids just up and disappeared.  Listen in as April tells the tale and maybe YOU can decide for yourself what may have happened. 

Today we're jumping on the conspiracy train again… this time, we're taking about the moon landing. Was it real? Did we actually accomplish this amazing feat of travel? Listen in and find out what we think.

Oh, you KNOW we love our true crime, right? Well, we also love a good conspiracy theory, urban legend or tall tale… so, today, that's what you're getting! We're gonna take a deep dive into the life and love of Bigfoot! Are they real? Maybe. Do we want to k on the truth? You bet your a** we do! 

Today we bring you the ranting recap of Halloween and what we've been up to lately.   Also, here's our little spin on our hotmess lifestyle. Today we're talking about the messy side of life… the mental health side. It's important to take care of the brain when dealing with… well, EVERYTHING! Here's what we do and hopefully some of these things can help you all as well. 

On todays episode, we OF COURSE start with the crazy hot mess banter that you've grown to love! As far as the case for today goes, we're bringing things a little closer to home. In 2017, Breezy and Riley were traveling from Eureka to Tooele, Utah when they turned up missing, only to be found in a mine shaft in the west desert of Utah. Listen as we take you through the timeline leading up to the 2022 conviction and sentencing of their killer.  We also take a look at the INSANE case of Adnan Syed. After a CRAZY amount of time spent in prison, he was released! Are you kidding?!? This case is the very definition of mistaken identity in a murder case. You won't want to miss this! 

That's right! We're BACK and messier than ever!  In this episode we take a deep dive into… absolutely NOTHING! Yup! We just talk and catch up and it's recommended that you take notes to try and figure out what the f*** we're talking about!  Sit back and get ready for the ride!

Like, for real… are the writers of the Simpsons tapped into some supernatural witchy sh*t? Today we're talking about all of the incredibly accurate predictions that the cartoon phenomenon has thrown out to us over the years… if you don't believe it, go watch and learn!

Have you guys heard this story?! Maybe! But, it's insane, so we're chatting about it! Eight sex workers go missing/ murdered in Jeffery Davis Parrish, Louisiana and to this day, NO ONE HAS BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE!  We need to do better people! Listen in to hear about this crazy case! 

Good morning all you beautiful hot messes! Today we're telling the story of Jessica Renee Johnson… without going into spoiler alerts, if you don't know the story already, you'll leave this episode wondering, “what the f*ck!?” Listen in and let us know what you think! Give us your thoughts and what YOU believe happened to her. 

These words get thrown around all too often and they're commonly misused. Do YOU know the difference? Which one are you? Hmmm? 

Today we're talking about the joys of having neighbors! We have a story about some insanity in the Woodby's neighborhood and hope that ya'll either have stories to tell us, or just can sympathize with this poor family that had to live next to these turds.

If you're listening to this episode then you're just like us and LOVE true crime. We all LOVE listening to or watching stories about death, murder, betrayal... you get it. Well, today, we're talking about what WE would do if WE were the serial killer! What music would you listen to? What trophy would you take? What would your serial killer headline in the papers read? Listen to our answers to these questions and more! Oh... and let us know what your answers would be.

On today's episode we give some updates and bring awareness to missing persons cases and discuss why there isn't more information available, or resources available to find out who, where, when and why these beautiful souls went missing.

Today we're taking a small detour from true crime to talk about a situation that has the potential to turn into a Dateline episode.  Parents, we need to be vigilant in knowing our kids, who they hang out with, but more importantly, who they DON'T like and why…. It's a necessity to teach and keep our kids safe. 

What happens when a Fed Ex truck hijacks your podcast about a dude that murdered his best friend while “sleep walking?” We keep the train rollin'! Listen in as we talk about the insane case of Brooke Preston and somehow end up in a world where we sleep f*ck' the devil. 

Today we're doing a little something different! Lyndsie, being the thoughtful gift giver she is, got Amanda a new game. If you know anything about us, we LOVE our Cards Against Humanity get togethers... well, today, we're gonna dig into Cards Against DISNEY! OH EM GEE, we're excited!

We have some big things coming up very soon! Tune into to find out about missing and exploited kids and other fun and exciting announcements from your favorite Hot Mess Moms!

Real monsters are humans! We're talking about Tiena Miller from West Valley, Utah and going over her missing persons story. Stop stealing kids, you a-holes!!

In light of the mounds of food we've already eaten for Thanksgiving and will DEFINITELY be eating for the rest of the holidays, we wanted to look into what some of the most heinous people on earth chose as their LAST meals. What would YOU choose to shove in your face if you were going to be executed?

Have you heard the term "f*ck around and find out"? Well... here's some stories about some folks that decided to test that theory and came up a little... .or a lot short on the finding out part! Listen in and have some fun with the hot mess banter that you know and love!

This week, we let Amanda try her hand at spooky story telling. The story, in itself is suspenseful and a great listen... the execution of the telling....... well, you'll just have to listen in to see how that goes.  

You really just need to listen to the episode. Typing a description won't do it justice, but please... Please... PLEASE proceed with caution. The story is graphic and there are snippets from the audio tape that the Toy Box Killer used in his torture room.

In the wake of last weeks mini episode about Morgan Sessions, we're talking more about the missing persons problem in the world. We need to get the word out! Share this with everyone you know! 

ALL HANDS ON DECK!! Morgan Sessions has been missing since September 20, 2021.. for FAR too long now. Get the word out! APB in all of Utah! Share this story, share on social media, just SHARE SHARE SHARE!!

How well do you know your true crime trivia?! This episode will test your knowledge and make you want to pay closer attention to the world around you! 

Today we're taking a little dip from true crime to talk about some mind bending WIERD sh*t! In honor of spooky season, take a little stroll down the road of the "WTF" and have some fun with us!

This week, we're bringing you the Halloween FACTS that everyone should know. Trivia time, b*tches! Grab a cup of hot SOMETHING and listen up as we learn ya'll some things about this glorious time of year!

If you haven't listened to part one, you'll want to tune in to catch up on the craziness!! Have any of you beautiful people ever watched "Making A Murderer" on Netflix? If you have, you'll know the mixed feelings and emotions that go along with the story of Steven Avery and the cast of crazy characters surrounding him. Listen in as we break it down and do yourself a favor and watch the series. You won't regret it.

For the 50th episode of THMM, we're bringing you the crazy story of Roch Thériault, the Canadian cult leader that founded the Ant Hill Kids... and also founded some of the craziest sh*t to ever come out of Canada! Listen in and celebrate this milestone with us!

Have any of you beautiful people ever watched "Making A Murderer" on Netflix? If you have, you'll know the mixed feelings and emotions that go along with the story of Steven Avery and the cast of crazy characters surrounding him. Listen in as we break it down and do yourself a favor and watch the series. You won't regret it.

We've all heard about when people have “snapped” and done things they probably shouldn't have… in the case of Susan Wright, she flat out snapped, broke, rebooted and malfunctioned over and over again! Listen in as we tell the tale of a woman that says she had taken too much abuse to continue on like she was… but, is there more to the story?  

On this weeks episode, we jump across the pond to Jolly Ol' England! Tracie Andrews, the “Road Rage Killer” was throwing up red flags all over her world and a downward spiral turns into a hurricane tailspin into literal hell for those that knew her and those that happened to get in the wake of her anger. 

In true HotMess Mom fashion, we're bringing you a little bit of the crazy! In this weeks story of Brittani Marcell, we dig into what is truly an insane story of unlikely survival. What would you do if, as a mother, you came home to see your daughter bludgeoned nearly to death and the man that attacked her was STILL THERE?!  Listen in and take this ride with us! 

A once decorated WWE Superstar had the perfect career, the villain style marriage to another wrestlers ex and seemingly perfect family life outside of the ring. What could go wrong? Oh man… soooo much! Listen in to find out!

Sometimes in true crime, the different terminology, cases, verbiage and all around “what the f*ck just happened?” can be confusing. We're diving into the clarification of these terms and different situations to help you and US get the gist of what's going on with this crazy twisted world of true crime. 

Have you seen the Netflix series about the Son(s) of Sam? We have!! It's pretty damn crazy! It taught us a LOT more than we already thought we knew... and now we're gonna tell you about it! Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!