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Ted Hanky talks EVERYTHING Teesside .... plus other crap! Football, comedy, satire, parody, sketch ... its all here. Up the Boro!(A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy Joint Production)

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    • May 16, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 146 EPISODES


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    The Ted Hanky Podcast : Food Vloggers!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 35:01


    This week Ted and Mala discuss Ted's cruise, food vloggers, dance offs on the India / Pakistan border, and the new Pope!   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : On Point!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 34:08


    This week Ted and Mala discuss robotic shopping deliveries, Thomas Tuchel's big ear, and the annoying common phrases used by all the Divvy's, Doyle's, and Bell Whiff's of Teesside.    This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : Scutlins

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 34:14


    This week Ted rants about his holiday to Scutlins and his latest fitness adventure called "LAIZE" ... but he's also MEGA CHUFFED by his new celebrity follower .... who could it be???   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 30:30


    This week Ted and Mala discuss the return of Trump and Day Raves

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : Stereotypes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 31:19


    This week Ted and Mala discuss stereotypes .... sorry in advance

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sweat Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 33:42


    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ted and Mala are back talking sh**e about new year resolutions and gym memberships.   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Shilajit War

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 37:37


    It's a Christmas special of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Ted and Mala have a conflab about the current Shilajit wars on Teesside and receive a few phone calls from some podcast favourites of the past. Shilajit is available from www.magictreesuperfoods.co.uk Use code TED58369 and save 10%.   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : A New Name & Offshore Mam's!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 26:21


    It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Ted and Mala discuss where Ted has been and why the podcast has a new name ... also, Mala has a class idea about offshore Mams at Boro matches! This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    The Ted Hanky Podcast : Cruising

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 32:04


    It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast. Ted returns with stories of the high seas from his time working on a cruise ship and Mala loses his rag about politics!   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : "I Hate This Time Of Year!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 31:00


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week Ted is ranting about Halloween and Bonfire Night, and Mala has an idea for the Bonlea Estate.   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Social Media Trend's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 33:13


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week Ted and Mala are talking about all the social media trends that wind them up ... and Mala's trusty dog Genghis is finally revealed.   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Famous Teessider's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 33:24


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week Mala is back as the lads discuss famous people from Teesside. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Vaun (off Vic & Bob)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 55:34


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. This week joining Ted is star of 'Vic & Bobs Big Night Out' ... its comedy actor Vaun Earl Norman. Vaun is best known for "messing about, telling jokes, having a daft laugh n'tha" whilst pretending to be superstars such as Tom Cruise, Rod Stewart, and Elton John on the cult TV show. Ted and Vaun cover off how they met at drama school, how he got the Vic & Bob gig, other telly stuff coming up, dissect a lovely Teesside Live story, and just lots of other mad sh*t

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Football The People's Shame - with Micky P Kerr

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 63:49


    It's a special episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast this week as I welcome stand up comedian turned author Micky P Kerr to the show. You may remember Micky from when he got to the final of Britain's Got Talent, Micky is a huge football fan and he has now written a book called 'Football The Peoples Shame : How to Revolutionise a National Sport' You can pre-order / purchase the book from Amazon here: https://amzn.eu/d/9KZHRSS DISCLAIMER - It's quite a serious podcast this week so don't expect the usual silliness. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Ted's Vinyl

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 29:35


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they rummage through Ted's inherited vinyl collection .... not for the easily offended. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sting Ray & Ring Ray

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 31:10


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the some very amusing stories in this weeks tabloids and news sites from around the world. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Gentleman's W*nk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 30:32


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they discuss Oasis tickets, influencers, and a supermarket tug ... a Gentleman's W*ank!   This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Oasis & Miff Busters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 31:42


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast. Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the Oasis reunion, festivals, and revamping old TV shows. This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Snidey Tops & Riots

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 31:15


    After a lengthy hiatus the 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast finally returns!

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Stallone vs Arnie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 33:17


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast ! Join Ted and Mala as they debate .... WHO IS BEST? STALLONE OR ARNIE??? A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Wrestling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 38:29


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast ! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss everything they love about WWF wrestling.  Mikey D also makes his podcast debut with the new feature, 'Mikey D's Top Five'. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Gremlins

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 31:25


    It's another episode of 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast ! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the classic film Gremlins. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Nights Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 52:37


    Nice one .... 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast  is back! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss their favourite nights out in the late 90's/early 00's. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast : 80's Cartoons

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 46:36


    Nice one .... 'Ted Talks' The Ted Hanky Podcast  is back! Join Ted and Mala as they discuss their favourite cartoons from the 1980's. A new weekly podcast also now available to watch with your eyes on the YouTube channel. Check it out here

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Back to the Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 35:23


    In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Back to the Future!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Terminator

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 22:30


    In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film The Terminator!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast :Teen Wolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 30:14


    In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Teen Wolf!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Saturday Night Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 29:19


    In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Saturday Night Fever!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Police Academy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 29:24


    In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Police Academy!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Eurovision

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2022 25:25


    It's the final episode of the season. The lads will return in September!! This week Ted and Mala discuss Eurovision, Ted has changed his name due to a certain darts player being a 'wrong un' and announces he is off on holiday!  Up the Boro!!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Serious Mamage!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 27:44


    This week Ted and Mala analyse the Boro players released, the ones staying, and the ones we need to buy! They also go through the squad players pictures on the official Middlesbrough FC website ... some crackers on it!    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : UP THE BORO!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 28:14


    This week Ted and Mala share the intrinsic details from their bank holiday night out in Yarm .... and the lads rally the troops ready for Boro's final game of the season ... or is it? Let's hope not!! Up the Boro!!!   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Goth Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 39:12


    This week Ted shares his experience at the Whitby Goth Festival and is encouraged to take Mala's specially prepared Goth Test.  There also another episode of 'The Hanky Panky Club' where the lads are hosting Boro's Got Talent.   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : A Pint of GANK

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 33:56


    This week Ted and Mala discuss Sean Dyche, Chris Wilder, and the top 100 official penis size table - all countries ranked in order of size .... It's a beauty of a discussion! Also a cracking episode of 'The Hanky Panky Club', where a team meeting generates loads of potential new events for the former Bongo site!   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : TEDFEST

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 28:42


    This week Ted is furious about a certain darts player with the same name (spelt differently) giving him some really bad press.  The lads also discuss an interesting wheelie bin story on Teesside Lies and  in the new sitcom, 'The Hanky Panky Club' (set in the former Bongo), Ted host's a fundraiser day called TEDFEST.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Cheb End of Christ

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 34:28


    This week Ted and Mala talk RELIGION .... what faiths are absolutely ridiculous? What rituals are beyond crazy? Are Mormon's really Moomins?  It's groundbreaking chat!     PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Sylvester Steal-lone

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022 35:01


    This week Ted and Mala discuss romance scams, award ceremonies, and how to proper fight for your lass! Plus ... Boro Batman's got a new business and more from new sitcom 'The Hanky Panky Club'.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : Billog Bond

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2022 35:26


    This week Ted and Mala discuss the Chelsea FA Cup match and deliberate who the next James Bond will be ... rumour is .. it's someone local.  Plus ... Mala's Mostment and Ted introduces a new sitcom where he's bought the Bongo ... 'The Hanky Panky Club'.    PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : The Seal Man of Holy Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 38:24


    It's Episode 99 of Ted Talks ... on this weeks show Ted and Mala have moved into thier new apartment in Stockton and discuss in detail some of the local delights surrounding it. Mala's got a new very "Un-PC" jacket. Ted gives his thoughts on "cut and shut Mam's". And Mala shares a very spooky tale from his childhood.... "thwap thwap thwap... "   PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 

    'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast : ”It's Back” - XMAS Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 65:55


    The Podcast is BACK!!! .... and its an XMAS special. Ted talks helicopter drug dealing and his dislike of rappers presenting home improvement shows. Ted also shares a few changes to his life since the last episode. Mala gives some insight into police operation names, vents his anger at whoever names storms & hurricanes, and pitches his new 'Only Fans' page. Also on the show is a Christmas crime and safety awareness message from Boro Batman and Ted and Mala attend Doriva's Nativity play with hilarious consequences. PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU

    ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - It's ... THE FINAL EPISODE!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 38:08


    It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!!  Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show ... but still find time to discuss the upcoming Olympics and some of its rather suspect sporting events.  Listen until the end as a lot of the shows characters who have featured at some point in the 97 episodes bid a fond farewell.  Thank you to everyone who has listened, shared, and contributed to the show. LOVE YOU LOADS!! There will be 3 BONUS episodes released over the coming weeks exclusively for Patrons Supporters.  You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out.   Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   What a Worldy & Boro Fan TV  CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' & 'Greenlands' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

    ‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Caravan Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 40:47


    In this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian comic book character called 'NonceKnife', and it's the season finale of The Rockliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher.   You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please...  help a marra out. Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance  A Shoe Cake Comedy production Sponsored by The Last Stop To Edinburgh Comedy Festival   What a Worldy & Boro Fan TV  CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/ N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody and hopefully funny.  The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you) #makeborogreatagain Music 'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com 'Slinky' by Ron Gelinas Chillout Lounge | https://soundcloud.com/atmospheric-music-portal Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/ Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain. 

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