Teenage Scream

A crew that's never met, an android that dyes his hair and someone who just really loves rocks: your hosts Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry discuss (the first half of) 2012 Alien sort-of-prequel Prometheus! To listen, become a patreon at patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast

We still miss you, so here's a little preview of the chat happening on our Patreon-only episodes, with the third and final in our cursèd miniseries of the reboots of classic horror films: Candyman (2021). We hope to be back with the regular episodes soon, but until then join us over on Patreon to support the podcast, get regular monthly episodes, get your very own exclusive pin badge, and lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo.

We still miss you, so here's a little preview of the chat happening on our Patreon-only episodes. We've got 'movie hicks', referencing memes in actual movies and dealing with the issue of school shootings in the most horrifically insensitive way. That's right - it's Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)! We hope to be back with the regular episodes soon, but until then join us over on Patreon to support the podcast, get regular monthly episodes, get your very own exclusive pin badge, and lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo.

We miss you, so here's a little preview of the chat happening on our Patreon-only episodes. The fate of Mr Monica from Friends, why things are terrible when they're too meta-meta, and the abject tragedy of the word 'requel' . That's right - it's SCREAM (2022)! We hope to be back with the regular episodes soon, but until then join us over on Patreon to support the podcast, get regular monthly episodes, and lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo.

Can R.L. Stine ever make goo scary? Do we still think ‘modern day' means 1994? Does wood have be damp to be bummed? And most importantly, which is the best Fear Street – and which is the worst? We've trudged through an entire season of Fear Street, including all three movies (Heather will never forgive Kirsty for this “rubbish shit all the time”). Join us to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Getting spangly, riding broomsticks and catching lesbian vibes – we're getting witchy and wrapping up the movie trilogy with Fear Street Part 3: 1666! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

The complications of shampoo, boys in pastel trousers and the ideal 90s day – we wish we had our fire extinguishers for R.L. Stine's The Fire Game! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Soil in your folds, sexy DIY lesbians and the origins of our beef – we've got our salopettes on (pastel, of course) for R.L Stine and Ski Weekend! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Toxic heterosexuality, Shirley Jackson vibes and a ghostwriting theory – R.L Stine gives us the book of our dreams (or nightmares) with The Sleepwalker! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Sexy cabals, banging book covers and misunderstanding hair gel – we're already regretting answering the phone to R.L. Stine with The Wrong Number! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Random nostalgia moments, falling into a boredom coma and being Not Like Other Girls – we're back with the blacklight for Fear Street Part Two - 1978! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Giant talking red herrings, charity shop CDs and dog mysteries – your hosts tried (and failed) to miss R.L. Stine's usual nonsense in Missing! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Studded jeans, wanking behind a curtain, and a surprise good bit that Robot Stine definitely didn't write – your hosts are staying up late for The Overnight! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Obnoxious gymnastics, sexualised schoolgirls, and so much white supremacy – we're back with the books to bring you (reluctantly) The New Girl by R.L. Stine! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Random 90s playlists, a brand new Robot Stine bingo card, and your two hosts disagreeing (but not in the way you might expect) – we're back for season 8 with the brand new movie, Fear Street Part 1: 1994! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Will the bin magpie find the secret bag of body parts? Why would you waste an abandoned ski lodge? And can Kirsty and Heather survive another year of outdoor podcasting? We've picked apart another 10 Point Horrors. Which was the goodest? Which was the good-baddest? And, most importantly, which was the pointiest? Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Sexy laundry, layers of terrible pranks, and a trip to Misogyny Corner – we're rounding off Season 7 with the O.G. R.L., our boy Robot Stine and The Boyfriend! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Failing to remember the names of 90s sitcoms, poisoned wallpaper, and a truly stinky plot development – we're... walking... at night... to Nightmall Hare with Diane Hoh! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

The return of Jethro the sexy rock, a very chatty wind, and the goth melodrama of our wildest dreams – we're knocking At Gehenna's Door with Peter Beere! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Secret goths, an un-fun Grease and a mower coming closer – we're playing spooky sportsball with Barbara Steiner and The Phantom! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

90s fantasy casting, CrazySexyBabies and really (really) loving mints – we're bringing you redhead double trouble with Double Date by Sinclair Smith! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Ace of Base, the return of Denzil and bringing rimming to the masses – we’re getting unleashed with Facetaker by Philip Gross! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Puking arancini, a happy lesbian goth house and Heather acting out fonts – we're enrolling at Nightmall Hare with Diane Hoh's Silent Scream! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Spoiled cats, John Ball Jovi and chatting shit to get hit– we're loudly witnessing Silent Witness by Carol Ellis! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Stolen salt, sexy artists and prostate mysteries – we're here, we're queer and we're diving into Linda Cargill's Pool Party! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Forgetting how to count to 2, putting pumpkins on your head and filling your house with worms – we’re braving the spooky autumn wind to go out for Halloween Night 2 (The Nightening) with Robot Stine! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Weird Dickensian nightmares, a hoeing daddy and Kirsty finally getting the goth melodrama of her dreams - it’s almost Halloween and we’re chilling with Suburban Drusilla in Bone Meal by John Gordon! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Cheese jokes, bankrupting ourselves on gin and the destruction wreaked by a fat magpie - we’re getting our fingers stuck in The Ring by Margaret Bingley! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Meat-cutes, office sex cults and evil genius business plans - we’re getting closer (while obeying Covid-19 distancing guidelines) in Closeness by Chris Westwood! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Batman’s bath mat, piss chat and wondering about thatch - we’re experiencing middle class horror with The Buyers by David Belbin! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Admin horror, misunderstanding the rules of cricket and what’s going on with Carrie’s mum - we’re reluctantly enrolling in a private boys’ school in J.R.E. Ponsford by Graham Masterton! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Cake puke, KKK rabbits and getting mad for mcnuggets - today we’re Killing Time with Jill Bennett! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Finger banging, grim discos and reading things you’re too young for - we’re getting lit(erature) with today’s audio d’oeuvre, Something to Read by Philip Pullman! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Being painfully 90s, fish wearing slippers, and subway-based pub crawls - we’re keeping it kewl with our fellow kids in The Station with No Name by Colin Greenland Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Condensed shit-nuggets, Heather putting her hand in random holes, and introducing new friend-of-the-podcast Roxie the pitbull - we’re making ourselves at home in The House That Jack Built by Garry Kilworth! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Bear-daddy wives, the source of horror and unfortunate implications -we’re getting stuffed in Softies by Stan Nicholls! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Is Hackers actually good? Why can’t Kirsty say ‘hoof’? Is 'Tim Curry' a specific sexuality? We’re asking the real questions in The Devil’s Footprints by Malcolm Rose! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Angry flapping, horror Disney and a truly brutal horse-based death - we’re doing our finger exercises with The Piano by Diane Hoh! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

We're going to Iceland (shop or country?), launching our new band the Sex Foxes, then getting hunted through the woods with The Cat-Dogs by Susan Price! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Are you missing us? We’re missing you! We’ll be back with Season 7 very soon…

Is half a premium toilet roll equal to one regular toilet roll? Will a kid who plays with a toy post office inevitably grow up to start a Point Horror podcast? And can Kirsty ever convince Heather to like a Nightmall Hare book? We've picked apart another 10 Point Horrors. Which was the goodest? Which was the good-baddest? And, most importantly, which was the pointiest? Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Obscure 90s references, getting even gayer than Boyzone, and being unable to tell the difference between sheep and goats – we’re back at Nightmall Hare for our special quarantine show with a needlessly elaborate game of Truth or Die! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Heather and Kirsty discuss jellied foods and jockstraps, spaghetti parties and spooky sad vibes, and finally discuss a book – turns out we'd rather die than be Robot Stine's girlfriend after reading The Dead Girlfriend! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Estate agent drama, the reappearance of Uncle Monty and swaying drunkenly over the fine line line between frightening and funny – we're getting unleashed in 90s England with Graham Masterton's House of Bones! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Mum hairdos, the ethics of mirrored spy glasses, and a bad dad who’s either an artist or a serial killer – Jane McFann brings a surprisingly good book with Hide and Seek! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Evil dreamcatchers, mass slaughter and a smorgasbord of casual racism – we’re getting reluctantly dragged into the 2000s with Samantha Lee’s Demon! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Angry-looking t-shirts, bisexual variety snacks and a special bonus story written by an ACTUAL ROBOT – we’re doing a social-distancing Beach Party with our boy Robot Stine! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we’re doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge…)

Officer Girlboss, emoting in ALL CAPS and a truly awful cheese joke – Sinclair Smith is walking the line between good-bad and just-shit with The Boy Next Door! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Downwards boob-grabs, transparent plastic outfits, and eating your snap in the pog – we're getting Unleashed with Celia Rees and The Cunning Man! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

The incel illuminati, French-running-jumping men, and our plans for a series of books about goth rabbits working in a mall – we've enrolled at Nightmare Hall with Diane Hoh's The Initiation! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)

Plot holes galore, being three billion percent gay, and not wanting to run from zombies because we hate running – Diane Hoh did a whoops with The Accident! Join Kirsty Logan and Heather Parry to lovingly dissect the best (and worst) of 90s teen horror. Point Horror, Goosebumps, Fear Street, slasher films – we love it all. Follow on Twitter @teenagescream_ and Instagram @teenagescreampod to join the conversation and request future books. If you like what we're doing and want to join the community, you can become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/teenagescreampodcast Thank you to Susie McConnell for our catchy theme tune, and to Jean Merrick for the badass logo (which you know you want as a pin badge...)