The Altar

The boys discuss the non-stop happenings that have been happening, especially on weeks when we don't have an episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the mysterious tunnels underneath NYC, Biden bombing Yemen, and the 2024 Election Season's Impending Nonsense --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

Max and Ben discuss the Epstein docs being leaked and how no one will get into any trouble regardless of who is on it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

It's the New Years special! The boys invite anyone who wants to be as unhinged as they want to call into the show and let us judge you. Ben will have a whole new host of technical issues as he tries to set up the stream on his new computer, Matt engages in peak fatherhood activity by drinking beer and getting advice from his cop brother on how to deal with married life, Increasingly Racist Max prepares for his annual pilgrimage back to Hyperborea to engage in snow sports, and Yimra... well, continues being Yimra. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the latest revelations about the Bidens, the current situation in Ukraine, and how the holidays have been going for everyone. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss Henry Kissinger finally fucking dying, Matt finally "finishing school" getting (released from prison), and whatever the hell else we manage to bring up after that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

Tonight the boys discuss right-wing pundit drama, the futility of telling certain kinds of people to be quiet, and how the Chinese invasion of San Fransisco finally got all of the poop cleaned up. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

Tonight the boys discuss the Middle East still being unsettled (shocker), Ohio making it legal to abort children with marijuana, and the alleged manifesto of the FtM Nashville School Shooter. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

Tonight the boys discuss the Middle East being unsettled again (shocker), ongoing political shenanigans, false flag psy ops, and what we've all been up to since the last episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

Tonight the boys discuss the Canadian parliament discovering what an actual nazi looks like, GOP candidates debating on who's going to lose the nomination to Trump, and many other such cases. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

In this episode, Yimra and Max discuss fake aliens, real aliens, ancient texts, truths, beauty, love, cars, and shaving. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys are joined by special guest Luke M1911 to discuss dirty hippies incurring the wrath of God in the Nevada desert, Obama being gay, water being wet, and other such stuff and things The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys have another quick one, discussing the people of Maui going on Hot Ones, yet more Trump indictments, and maybe some other stuff n things The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys have a quick one, discussing Trump getting indicted again, celebrities being assholes, beating people with sticks, and Matt getting harassed by the 41% elect. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss Hunter Biden's latest shenanigans, Mitch McConnell getting updates from the UFO mother ship live on air, and more stuff and things The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys check in from white boy summer to discuss current events, stuff and things The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss white people getting killed doing white people things, Trump and Hunter Biden drama, and other stuff good too. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss God smoking out NYC for pride month, Matt almost blowing some pipe, and other stuff we want to discuss good. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the recent string of non-white white supremacist psyops, the fall of Bakhmut, DeSantis announcing his candidacy, recent Tumblr drama, and god knows what else The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

Max and Ben discuss Trump's return to mainstream news and the ensuring media freak out, and the future of gun control now that teenagers can buy handguns. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss Matt being out of pocket for making a post claiming Anarchy is a form of government. They also talk about journalists getting fired and the death of Jerry Springer. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys celebrate the birthday of weed and discuss the UN attempting to enable pedophilia. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss North Korea's quarterly missile test and the future of the economy. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys talk about bud light and how you were already gay for drinking it. They also talk about how to be financially sound. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss cosmetic changes Ben has made as well as how our consciousness is one. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss how Trump is definitely, totally Finished This Time™ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the impending banking system collapse, resource trading and bartering systems After The Collapse™, and other random shit. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the recent Jan 6th revelations, Zelensky blowing pipe, and getting deleted again The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Matt, Ben and Yimra shoot the shit while Max bangs Latina moms in California The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Matt, Ben and Max talk about the latest swathe of deletions and purges for being too based. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Matt and Max talk about the train derailment including water contamination. They also talk about other current events like Matt's remodeling project. The Altar Podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/fRufnwSSFA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The 2nd part of our 100th Episode, we discuss our appearance on Quite Frankly! We also take questions from the chat and Yimra once again gets to discuss what a Grussy is. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

For the 100th Episode, we have.... absolute nothing planned. For Now. Seinfeldian bullshitting and winging it, and taking questions and calls from all of you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss guns and Shot show stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the impending electric future and how we're going to all end up living in caves after the impending die off it causes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Max & Ben temporarily convert to Orthodox Christianity to bring you the latest world updates (that we care to talk about) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Christmas time is almost here and the boys discuss what they're getting. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss a myriad of topics including the Vaccine, the Twitter File dump, an attempted assassination attempt on Yimra, and other gay stuff --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss everything they've missed over the past two weeks having lives and shit. Stuff and things happened, and we'll likely segway through all of it at light speed --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss the midterm results and how neither the GOP or DNC are happy with them. We'll also discuss how it's the best case scenario for accelerationists, and how blaming Libertarians for voting 3rd party and not for your sacred cow is dumb. We'll also remind you that everything we say is always good and right and our schmeats are huge, because we warned you that voting is stupid in the first place. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Ben and Max have a few drinks and discuss the upcoming election and how voting is dumb and gay. We'll also discuss a bunch of random shit, including Paul Pelosi totally not stiffing his gay prostitute for the bill. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

Yimra, Max, and Ben host a quick filler episode. We'll discuss how when we skip a weekly episode big news things happen so we're doing our part to keep the world boring. For you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The Boys discuss Kanye pretending to be based to advertise for his acquisition of Parler, Germany and the rest of Europe's impending energy collapse and hunt for alternative fuels, and the impending midterm butthurt-a-palooza. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The Boys discuss inflation being at a 40 year high and impending congressional flip, Alex Jones' case decision and impending appeal, the coconut-siren Tulsi Gabbard "switching sides", and Ben finally getting banned from Tumblr. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The Boys discuss OPEC cucking Biden & the incoming housing market whoopsie. Max and Ben get autistic about guns, Matt and Yimra try to communicate via vibrating anal beads. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The Boys discuss the Nordstream 2 pipeline being blown up by totally not the US, and Hurricane Ian going toe to toe with Florida man. Also, RIP Coolio. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The Boys discuss the accuracy of their autism test results before talking about interest rates, the EU energy collapse, and how the government culturally appropriated child soldiers from Ancapistan --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The Boys discuss NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, and the current state of the economy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss stuff, and possibly things, if there's time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss student loans, and why accelerationism is the only correct remaining ideology. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message

The boys discuss Liz Cheney getting the boot from Wyoming, as well as whatever the hell else we decide to topic wander into. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/moonlit-altar/message