Three Baked Guys

Ready to tune in and smoke out? Join the boys as they have their first quarantine guest: Lawless! A local Santa Fe, New Mexico comedian! It's a brawl for poignant topic conversation! Today's we talk about Wish, the cheap stuff online store that sells everything; chop it up over animated shows; and we wrap it up with a totally non-offensive conversation about haircuts. Definitely something that need to be talked about. Listen in and we'll help you solve your problems. Got any Baked Thoughts? Topic suggestions? Questions for the boys? Requests from the show? Got a nude you want us to check out?Send it out to threebakedguys@gmail.com or call/text it in to 505-289-1811. Send us your baked thoughts and your handle for a shout out!

Log on and join the smoke sesh! The boys bring you the 5th quarantine episode from their bunkers. Toke up as we talk about the pros and cons of Quibi, one of the newest streaming services that comes with a twist; and their counter idea! We go over some of the basics of weed smoking like etiquette! While on the topic, we come up with another invention that will help save the world and make it a better place. We wrap up the pot-cast with a recap of the times TBG has predicted the future! Keep up and hear the newest predictions and prepare for the future!Also, can you figure out Three Baked Guys' math word-problem? If you can, send us an email at threebakedguys@gmail.com or text it in to 505-289-1811. Send us your baked thoughts and your handle for a shout out!

We're back at you this week with another worldwide TBG smoke session! Join in and try to grasp onto your sanity while the boys address and solve problems with our world. What do you do if you don't want to get a vaccine when it gets developed? Three Baked Guys has a solution for you! Hear out our proposal for a vaccine-suit that will help keep the world population virus free without those pesky Illuminati trying to get in your body.We also learn about a new thing called Mukbang. So naturally, we decide to make our own with a TBG twist! Watch out for that! It'll be a red eyed mess!Where can you catch our upcoming mukbang video? Our upcoming OnlyFans account, of course! We also consider if Christopher Walken himself has an OnlyFans account and what might be on it. The world needs to know!Tune in and light up, y'all! We're riding out this quarantine by your side... or at least in your ear.Spark up and try to de-stress with the Three Baked Guys!

The boys are trying to get some sense of normalcy with the podcast. Topics are back on! Light up your joints and smoke along with the boys as they consider the repercussions of the public wearing face masks, they pontificate on earlier days of medicine and the procedures, and maybe chip in on the bottomless can food debate. All while adhering to social distancing guidelines; we have another distance call episode!The boys are having a hard time coming up with baked thoughts again! Call or text your baked thoughts, or just have them say something on air: 505-289-1811

The boys are back at it with the sound guy nightmare that is Skype recordings! Spark one (or three) up with the boys and celebrate this years 4/20 with social distancing guidelines. It's a worldwide smoke session! We talk about masks, the evils on Amazon, smoking too much, and a bunch of stuff we don't remember!Current intro song: Spread of Disease by The Ghost and Thief at myke.bandcamp.com

The boys are back together on a recording since the quarantine went into effect! We're using Skype on this episode to have a distance smoke session with the world! Puff along while the boys shoot the shit and check in.We're still alive and healthy. The only coughs here are from the smoke and laughter.Current intro song: Spread of Disease by The Ghost and Thief at myke.bandcamp.com

Here is a special re-release of our very first episode. This was before we had the bat cave treated for sound so there me be a little echo. The very first time the boys talk about stuff they don't know while smoking joints! The first episode the boys talk about their knowledge, or lack there of, astro physics. Roll a Joint and check out how it all began. J-Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude begin the epic journey of Three Baked Guys

Episode 30! Well that's at least 90 joints smoked! Join in as the boys celebrate making it to episode #30 by talking about the Global pandemic that is the Corona Virus. This week the topics are Electricity, Pandemics, & Psychics. Will psychic robots take over the world? And just how much toilet paper do we need to make it through this? Find out all this and more on this weeks episode of TBG 

Roll your joints and get ready for the latest episode of your favorite podcast. Three Baked Guys takes you on a weed smoking adventure which you wont soon forget. This weeks topics are Urban Legends, Fringe Cultures, & Fungi. Are 2Pac and Biggie still out there living on a reservation together? Candyman makes a stop by the studio to scare the boys. And the mushrooms your eating in Mario are poisonous? find out all this and more this week as the boys go 3 joints deep!

Get your friends and gather round the smart phone for this weeks episode of Three Baked Guys. Join the boys as they take you on a journey for your ears and your taste buds! This week J Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude talk about spicy chips, coffee, and the very taste buds you use to enjoy them. We find out why Dr. Oz hates the spicy chips so much, and the incredibly popular poop coffee is a thing. Smoke a few joints and listen as they create comedy magic for your ear hole. 

Get your joints ready, we have Homoki returning to the guest seat! Smoke out with them boys as we chat about vampires and their unreliable sexiness. We talk about Allsups, the premier south west convenience store! What's up with that third eye everyone is talking about?! And we wrap up with a choppy talk about viral epidemics!Thanks to everyone for their baked thoughts text-ins to 505.289.1811, we love to pontificate over them between topics.Get ready for a roller coaster of stoned jackasses ramble on about stuff!

Episode 26 of Three Baked Guys. Roll your joints and get ready to get high with Jay-Gonzo, Ghost, Amplitude & Repeat guest Evan Galpert! This weeks topics are Spy's/Espionage, Dinosaurs, Pimp My Ride & Butterflies. Smoke along and listen as the boys discuss the finer points of being a spy. Is Evan a spy? & did the KGB have a secret office in Santa Fe? And who would win the fictitious battle between the Nazi Raptors, & The American T_Rex? Will Hollywood ever give the boys money for their movie ideas, or just continue to stab them in the back after appropriating their idea's? Listen for the new album featuring Evan Galpert & Three Baked Guys, Mouth Jams 2020 is here for your ear! And just wait until Ex gonna give it to ya! He is gonna pimp your ride without fixing it! At least you will look coll while not making it to your job interview. Thanks to Lordside the Rapper for our awesome intro music. Don't forget to call in your baked thought at 505-289-1911 

Hope you got some good ass weed for this weeks episode! Join J-Gonzo, Ghost & Amplitude as the welcome back guest baked guy, Emmett! Topics are Jury Duty, Meditation, & Supernatural Objects.We start off the podcast by having a little story time w Emmett! Listen in to hear the story of Serpent in a bottle, & how Emmett got to direct and work with Micheal Madsen (Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs) . Needless to say its an epic story! And have you ever had to do jury duty? The boys discuss the finer points of how to get out of jury duty. Also, why the hell did Hollywood make Polly Shore a thing? Meditation is also discussed as the boys try to smoke themselves to nirvana. Smoke in a deep moment of silence and exhale your deepest fears. Does everyone see melting faces while taking acid? Face melting get brought up as they discuss supernatural objects. Amplitude curses us all with his titanic chess set that cursed his joints, god help us all. Find your best buds, roll your best buds, & listen to this weeks episode of your favorite podcast! Three Baked Guys is your interactive weed smoking podcast, call in your baked thoughts to 505-898-1811. Thanks to Lordside the rapper for our amazing intro music!

Sit down with your best rolled joints, your best buds, and listen to this weeks episode of Three Baked Guys. This week the topics are Joint 1: Graffiti. Listen as the boys start to get a little testy with the famous graffiti artist Banksy. And just what is graffiti anyway? Some say it is just any old mark made on a surface, does peeing in the snow count? Joint 2: Tattoo's. Which one of the Three Baked Guys has tattoo's already? And who is gonna get a TBG tramp stamp when we get to 200 thousand downloads? Listen to joint number 2 to find out. Also listen as we read our baked thoughts of the week. Are stop lights Rasta colors for a reason? Joint 3: Hair Removal Methods. Find out what the boys think of shaving, Brazilian waxing, and the Nair bath gone wrong. Don't forget to call in your baked thought to 505-289-1811, and leave us your topic ideas at threebakedguys@gmail.com And thanks to Lordside the Rapper for our awesome intro music.

Get your joints rolled and you ears lubed up for this weeks episode of Three Baked Guys. Smoke along and listen as the J-Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude smoke three joints and cover three topics. This week the topics are Mutants/Mutations, Deep Space, & Cartoons. Find out the boy's favorite X-men. And if you could have your own super human mutation, what would it be? Learn the incredible tale of Dab Man & Pigeon Kid. Also check out this weeks listener's baked thoughts. Popeye & Olive Oil are Spinach crazy. And why has Star Wars not been remade as a stoner movie? Luke Highwalker, Stoner Fet have a reason to use the force, all this and more on this weeks episode of TBG. Intro Music provide by Lordside The Rapper

Roll up your joints and get ready for your favorite podcast! Three Baked Guys takes you on a stoned journey with J-Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude. This week the boys take on topics like Alchemy, Prank Phone calls, & cryptozoology. Learn how you were told lies since childhood as the boys explain what was really happening with Scrooge McDuck. And why did we stop using the good old prank call and go to having peoples houses swatted? Have you ever wondered why people say, "don't Bogart the joint man!" The boys read the latest baked thoughts of the week and desperately beg for more. Grab yourself a fresh cup of unicorn poop and listen in to episode 22 of Three Baked Guys!

Three Baked Guys welcomes fellow baked guy Emmett to the podcast for the first time! Join J-Gonzo, Ghost, Amplitude, & Emmett as they smoke four joints and cover four topics! This week the topics include, out of body experiences & astral projection, A.I. sex robots, the witness protection program & online dating! Listen in as Emmett tells us how he almost died while on vacation in Hawaii. Learn several lessons as he tells the harrowing tale of his fight with the ocean. What will happen when we disappoint all the sex robots? And why cant Siri talk like a gangster ass chola? Also find out how join the hottest new dating app, Juggles Only is a dating website built exclusively for finding your perfect Juggalo hook up. Will Takashi 69 go into witness protection or just roll hard? And check out your baked thoughts of the week, the boys read the latest texts and voicemails that listeners sent in this week. call 505-289-1811 to leave your baked thought for a chance to be featured on the podcast. Title music by Lordside 

2020 is here, and the boys get turnt up on a bit of THC syrup! This week the topics include the worst movies of the 2010's, New Year celebrations, & of course, cults! The hottest new TBG movie is in the works, & it involves the two most used emoji's in the world! Yes that's right, Eggplant & Peach team up to hit he silver screen. And there was yet another curse put on the boys this week, and this time it was in the form of a delicious joint that turned into a witches finger! And are you lost and not sure where to go? Try the hottest new cult on the block, the TBG Cat Cult. Tune in to find out what happens on this weeks newest edition of Three Baked Guys. And Thanks to Lordside for the sweet intro music. 

Take another journey with the Three Baked Guys as they Welcome guest Baked Guy, Schuyler! Topics include reincarnation, robots, artificial intelligence, virtual reality, and the best food to eat while high. The hottest new drinking game out there is the TBG's drinking game! Is Elon Musk right? Can we defeat the robot apocalypse by becoming robots ourselves? And remember the first time you got high and ate something a bit strange? Potato chips and just about anything will make a stoner happy.... most the time. Also the boys use the bat cave's amazing data base to look up several people including Jaron Lanier, an American computer philosophy writer, computer scientist, visual artist, and composer of classical music. Considered a founding father of the field of virtual reality

Its The Holiday Special Episode of Three Baked Guys AKA That Show! Roll up some Christmas cheer and smoke along as the boys discuss topics like, Santa Claus, alternatives to Christmas, & the animal's Christmas has appropriated. Ghost lets everyone know how he really feels about Santa Claus, and we learn The Legend of Sphincter Claus & his merry band of Juggalo Elves. Also we learn of the many different ways to celebrate in the winter, One Yule! And have you ever heard of American Boxing Day? And did you get a baby raptor this Christmas? Tune in and find out why you will have to fight your raptor to the death in an epic tournament of champions! Find a couple Joints and a couple friends, and smoke along with your favorite stoners, J Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude. And Special thanks to Lordside, for letting us use his dope track, Get High, for our new intro music. 

This week, on your favorite podcast, Jay Gonzo, Ghost & Amplitude take you on a journey of pot smoking and deep conversation. This weeks topics are, Aliens, Jeans, & Music Videos. There is a new trend sweeping the nation, listen and smoke along as the boys talk about Perineum Sunning (butt hole tanning) And was 90's Chad the worst Chad? Also the boys discuss all things Jeans, get your jorts on, or maybe a nice pair of janty's? And did the last joint the boys smoked have some alien weed that will bring on the end of the world as we know it? Find a couple of friends, and a couple of joints, and find out all this and more on the latest episode of Three Baked Guys.

Three Baked Guys is an interactive weed smoking podcast. Smoke a joint for every topic and try to keep up as the boys go three joints deep. This week the topics are Wrestling, Game Shows, & Social Media. Can the Terminator really take Macho Man Randy Savage? Who's your favorite wrestler? & how and when will Bob Barker be made into a robot so he can replace Drew Carey? Find out all this and more as Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude take you on a comedic journey, all while being incredibly high. Also what the hell was Donald Trump doing at a WWE event? Is the President a Wrestler?

Its a special, Thanksgiving Day episode, of Three Baked Guys! Take this opportunity to smoke a few joints, & avoid your family! This episode, Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude talk about Pilgrims, Flightless Birds, & Holiday Movies. What kind of flightless bird would you be? Will there be an outbreak of gravy boat rage this holiday season? & will the boys get the money they need to make their epic, weed fueled holiday comedy movie? Tune in to this weeks holiday themed podcast to find out! #DwaynetheClausJohnson 

Episode 14 of Three Baked Guys. Smoke up, and listen in, as the boys smoke 3 joints & cover 3 topics. This week's topics include, Global Warming, Pre-History/Other Human Species, and the Global Economy. Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude are good friends who smoke weed and pontificate the problems of the world. How much Neanderthal is in you? Do Chad's have a genetic excuse for their Chadiness? And who is Lil Gorilla, and why should you follow him on Instagram? Find out all this and more in Episode 14 of Three Baked Guys

Check out the latest episode of Three Baked Guys. This week Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude welcome comedian, and local business owner Lucas CorVatta! This weeks topics are Cannibalism, The Mission to Mars, as well as Fashion & Stand Up Comedy. How long would it take you, to eat the other person, your stranded with on a deserted island? The force is strong with Lucas, and can we be the first podcast in space? Also, Matt Groening is a time traveler? Smoke a joint or three and listen in as Jay Gonzo, Ghost, Amplitude & Lucas CorVatta go three joints deep! 

Listen to the latest episode of Three Baked Guys a.k.a. That Show! Get your foil hats ready as the boys talk about Conspiracy Theory's, Dungeons & Dragons, and  Podcasts! Did we really land on the moon? And why is China and Pink Floyd so interested in the dark side of the moon? Will police be safer after playing some intense D & D? And can Amazon please fly pizza right into our mouths already? Find out all this and more, all while being incredibly high, on this weeks latest installment of Three Baked Guys!

Smoke a joint or 4 and listen as the boys welcome guest Nick Homoki! A special Halloween themed episode, topics include Halloween Music, The Zombie Apocalypse, Halloween Movie's, Ghost stories & Haunted Houses. Is there a spirit in the studio, or did the boys get to baked to set up the mics right? The Obama Bio pick is gonna be lit, & the mighty zombie ducks get Zamboni'ed. Is our plasma in you flat screen, and if so, why you heartless bastards? Find out all this and more in the latest installment!

Check out the latest episode of Three Baked Guys. Smoke a joint or three, as the boys cover topics such as technology, copyrights and trademarks, and the current craze of DNA testing and finding your ancestors. Did Steve Jobs build his daughter out of iPhone parts? Is the box the most important piece of mankind's technological advancements? And what won't Copyright Werewolf, copyright? Find out all this, and why all the mascots are in danger this week on, Three Baked Guys.

Listen in & smoke along as Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude smoke three joints & cover three topics. This weeks topics are, The Concept if Reality, Hypnosis, & Paranormal Activity! Is hypnosis real? And if so, can you hypnotize the Three Baked Guys? Also did Amplitude just dig his own ghostly grave? Find out when you smoke three joints deep with Three Baked Guys!

Lets take a journey three joints deep! Smoke along and listen as Three Baked Guys smoke three joints and cover three topics. Today the boys cover the controversial Idea that Bill Gates had to stop global warming by seeding the atmosphere with particles of dust. Also Just how the hell do you remove gluten from beer? Wizards! And what is a conscious thought? Is your super conscious woke enough? Find out all this and more on the latest episode of Three Baked Guys

Smoke along, and listen in, as the boys welcome local hip hop artist JFK. Topics include, video games, the Olympics, & electric cars. The World of Warcraft is Hardcore! Did Ted Bundy just show up w my dinner? And what would your event be, if there was a Weed Olympics? Tune in and find out. 

Can you keep up with the boys and go three joints deep? Listen in as the boys get into topics like mass production, civic duty, & the military industrial complex. Like jam? How about soup and salad? & Dr. Phil is your sex coach!? Tune in to find out how all this comes to be on the next episode of three baked guys!

Its the turnt up edition! Join the boys and guest Catherine Lynch as they go for an unprecedented 4 joints deep, all while drinking mescal?! Smoke along as they get into topics like genetic engineering, dog breeding, & growing weed! How do Furry's, and Hawaiian Ron Burgundy come up, tune in and find out.

Join Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude, as they welcome guest baked guy/actor/stand-up comic/realtor, Evan Galpert. Listen and smoke along as the boys get into current topics like, the plausibility of a carbon neutral world, the dangers of the current state of vaping, and why the hell does Hollywood keep ruining your childhood by remaking every movie possible? Tune in to find out, and go three joints deep with the boys & guest Evan Galpert.

Hold on to your horses, in this episode the boys try edibles! Join Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude as they smoke their way through the wonderful world of holistic medicine, parallel universe's, & time travel. Have you ever heard the lost story of Bat Boy? And did they just travel back in time to the big bang? Find out & join the boys as they smoke three joints deep!

Have you ever heard the story of Picarus? Just who the hell invented those olive branch hats from the Roman Times? Smoke along and listen as Jay Gonzo, Ghost, & Amplitude go three joints deep for the first time. Everything from Greek Mythology, to Quesadilla Drone's, & they may have smoked themselves into the future as, Nostradombaked sees a foggy vision of a Weed smoked Turkey-Chicken.