Time For The Show

Doktor Faux hasn't compiled any show notes, since Rev. peas doesn't show up, they just decide to work on next week's episode. The two argue what makes a professional sexual predator, the beauty of the fractal dickpussy and the futility of the monarchy.

The guys derail one topic after another about Choo-Choos and America's new Pittsburgh, the state of Ohio. Fidd tells us about our new sponsor McApathy, and we catch up with the hosts before peas tells us how talented and handsome Chris Rock is. Faux makes a joke about Roots.

Showrogan throws the pasketti at the wall and the showbois grab their cherry-picking sticks. Peas leads a conversation about race-relations, after reminding us he has friends who aren't white, in response to the recent diatribe by Dilbert creator Scott Adams. The hosts also banter shortly about media-bias comments by Elon Musk and Woody Harrelson.

Doktor Faux unveils a show designed by the Hypercube Labs Artificial Stupidity algorithm "SHOWROGAN". The showbois come out swinging and take on the computerized show-notes full of what it believes YOU wanted! Fidd asks peas about his week, peas responds with a gripe from Discworld. The guys read letters from a computer that obviously isn't listening to the show correctly, make a quick quip about video-game real-estate, and who should get the first shot at Martha Stewarts drapes.

This episode is the penultimate response to the last few weeks of butt-hurt. Peas makes a wonderful case and Faux agrees to move on while Fidd maintains his composure and runs the boards. The drama finally seems to subside and the show begins to return to normal. Whether that's a good thing or not has yet to be determined!

Doktor Faux enables the Media Shifter and projects an alternate augmented timeline where Time for the Show will follow a petty, vindictive script crafted to poke the bear. While first labeled passive-aggressive, Faux rebukes the claim stating that it is rather directly-aggressive. Fidd Chewley holds the reins and guides the Show into overtime after peas quits abruptly.

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Peas and Faux discuss the intricacies of non-binary chocolate candies while Fidd learns how to run the boards.

Fidd hijacks the HyperCOMM celebrity user LONGDEAD and peas learns how to do the Show. Faux is dead (back next week).

Two comics who aren't funny think they should be way more famous than they are. The twist is that they're actually much more popular than they should be based on their talent levels. Not only are they not funny, they're actually quite annoying. Peas is there, too.

Fidd and Faux resolve to do the Show, even if it kills them AGAIN!

Fidd and Faux have severe Holiday Hangovers

The iron-fisted leaders of FreeThinkRadio.com, Marthartha and Dr. Ellis, play peas's surrogates as Fidd fills the BG channel with copyrighted music. Faux is there, too.

Fidd Chewley activates the Pylon Network and learns how to engineer the show LIVE. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] joins Doktor Faux in reveling in how accomplished they feel, despite the year's shortcomings. It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

It's not the "same old show"! The first from your favorite buddy and bestest pal Doktor Faux in a HOT minute! Fidd Chewley and Subject T Change debate the economic situation in Uzbekistan and discuss their undeniable and scientifically-proven admiration (and respect) for country-rap star Taylor Swift. Faux makes snide comments.

Peas blows the wad too early, DokFaux compensates with extra Headlines in CubeNews. Peas debates wizards, flesh compasses and how to deal with poisoning children.

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Faux threatens the Canadian government, peas complies. Peas gets robbed, but does NOT get a monkey out of it.

Faux butchers the intro after Peas put him on hold on the HyperCOMM. CubeNews: Happy Hypercube Day (Orthogonal alignment), Traditional Hypercube Annual Begathon, peas is German, Negtativland/Weatherman bumpers. Cubic hairs. Dave Grohl shows up.

Doktor Faux begs for money, peas agrees. Multiple guest hosts.

Reverand peas is suffering from the acquirement of a new used couch for the new Satellite Annex Facility 1-B (2-C). Peas knows a lot about getting sex in Nursing Homes, and answers your letters. DokFaux learns how to read live on the air and hosts White Knight Peas in a round of TRUTHACHE.

Doktor Faux has a big mess of show read to spoon-feed Reverand [sic] peas [sic], who is eager to share the DON'T THINK philosophy as Faux highlights releases from the album Standardization by TTN (feat. DokFaux).

Doktor Faux has flown off the deep-end (again) and continues his downward spiral into insanity. Has the job of weekly comedy-distiller FINALLY broken him? Peas shows up to discuss right-wing family values, broken links and it continues (once more) Into an episode of Chopping Block

Doktor Faux and Reverand Peas talk walls, satellites and they stick the new format so well it rides into the next (included) episode of Chopping Block. It's a 3.5 Hour Holiday Bonanza, featuring Rev. Negative and Katanna007!

Season 3 Episode 2

THIS IS IT!!! After months of preperation, Doktor Faux implements the TFTS Algorithm and the experiments begin. Reverand peas seals the door on the comedy-airlock and the two cram nearly three years worth of "on-air practice" like horseshoes in a boxing-glove and they hit the clock as HARD AS THEY CAN. Re-imagined, re-invented and re-birthed it's... TIME FOR THE SHOW!!!

DokFaux channels his rage into making peas do homework for the show instead of meth and anime. peas answers letters from dogs and Trenchie has a run in with a fan. Caller23 convinces peas to watch Minecraft livestreams.

Reverand peas introduces his new version of consent-and-tickle-Elmo before he breaks off his teeth in his wife's femural artery. Doktor Faux then berates peas for social media responsiblities, before we here a special demo of a song by TTN, Caller23 and Trenchie argue about facebook logisitics and the group plays Is It a Band?

Dok Faux begins to implement the mythological "show formula" and the show transforms drastically. Reverand peas takes the wheel as Faux navigates the jagged river o' comedy. Steven Tyler is ugly. Peas was once an indentured servant to Tony Robbins. Faux doesn't trust magicians, or libertarians. Trenchie chimes in.

The HyperCOMM is blown-into billions of microfragments after exploding during the SubGenius X-Day broadcasting bonanza. Dok Faux is able to patch Reverand peas in to the Showboard, which results in one of the finest moments in comedy history. Peas attempts to host the show solo for about 90 minutes, as Doktor Faux cackles in the background (unheard by peas). Doktor Trench fixes everything then hosts one of the last games Is It a Band?

Peas and Faux start attacking clock head-on and pull off the entire show by themselves, accomplishing something or another. The show continues it's steady summer of evolution.

Peas likes Ween. Doktor Faux hates superheroes. You will be safer inside the Hypercube Autonomous Zone. Doktor Cosmac will run the Post Office. There is a sandstorm, it is rude. Caller 23 will produce peas' new show. Peas doesn't smoke meth anymore.

Fed up with the state of the show, Doktor Faux completely rips the HyperCOMM panels from the wall and takes up residence in the experimental Limbaugh Echo-Chamber and proceeds to test the clock BY HIMSELF. What occurs next, has been described by most of the Showciety (as well as Faux) as the best episode of Time for the Show ever made.

It's the last futile attempts of "old show" to bleed in. The HyperCOMM is packed as Reverand peas RETURNS and joins Doktor Faux in his 120th attempt at destroying Time for the Show. Witnesses to this include Caller23, Doktor Cosmac and Reverend Negative.

Peas is back and with less teeth than ever. Faux catches peas up with the changes around Hypercube. Doktor Cosmac maintains the baseline of comedy for this episode.

Doktor Faux is once again alone in the studio, now under the full effect of the outside world's quarantine. Caller23 dials in to keep the show moving somehow, and the two slowly (very) discover a more efficient way to synthesize peasium from the comedy-waves being generated.

Doktor Faux is alone in the studio, and his downward mental spiral is documented in real-time. Sanity draining, Faux attempts to appeal to the Showciety before ending up ranting about Skinwalker Ranch. Faux considers becoming an e-girl before Doktor Cosmac shows up to wrestle Faux through the rest of the show. Faux apologizes at the end.

Peas returns to the HyperCOMM just before Doktor Faux rips the cord from the wall. Talk about friends, lack of, and how to make. Peas answers the mail and Doktor Faux talks about selling Hot Dogs. The show ends with a review of Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie.

Things begin changing in the Lab, but peas doesn't show up! Cosmac lends Doktor Faux a hand in attempting to make "good" radio. Piddlywibbles™ discusses the history of video-games.

Rev. Negative and Havedumbluck take over the HyperCOMM and hijack the entire show away while flogging Doktor Faux in a wet basement. Reverand peas fights for control before Scalpod, Caller23 and Katana plug in enough quarters to enable SMASH mode. Rev 80 apologizes.

Doktor Faux wants to hunt cryptids with peas on Skinflute Ranch, Caller23 explains the multidimensional state of Florida. Peas wants to go the desert with Faux because he doesn't like X-Day. Peas mentions "Lady Ghostbusters", Doktor Faux compares Citizen Kane to Sonic the Hedgehog

The Hypercube engineers convene on a Mexican-citrus based prevention system for Covid-19, L. Ron Hubbard was the original tiger king, and peas hauls the sorghum to the Las Vegas autonomous buffet zone.

Peas is late to the show, and Doktor Faux suggests there is a "script". Faux begins his downward spiral for the next few shows as he falls victim to mass-media manipulation. Peas talks about pee-pee, and cusses.

Doktor Faux introduces peas to Quarantainment™ and grills him about his debts to society. Faux and peas debate the Olympics, promote Triology Soaps as PPE and peas regails us with military tales before arguing about how to properly shoot fish in a barrel. Peas cries about being blocked by R Crumb. Scalpod discusses true friendship. The gang plays the first round of Truthache, peas argues for clean sinuses and Faux reviews "Richard Jewell".

Tensions are high as the quarantine-fields lower over Hypercube for the first night. Feeling the tension, Doktor Faux is isolated in the studio and peas is nowhere to be heard from. Doktor Cosmac jumps in to aid Faux from the HyperCOMM and Trenchie has a few songs for the show. Rev Negative and havedumbluck arrive in time to demolish the intellectual process in proving grounds and Scalpod hosts Is It a Band?

Doktor Faux has managed to hobble the HyperCORE back together despite crying about being sick. Rev. Negative ans havedumbluck show up and ride the hate-train that is SHOW. They discuss proper organ storage, wooden shoes, how great the air-horns are and whether or not Caller23 is there. Cosmac hosts Is it a Band?

Doktor Faux continually berates peas and fills time. Peas answers the mailbag and then attempts to sell drugs and describes his animosity towards the Chinese (it is not fear). Caller23 takes peas to town during Proving Grounds, then reads She-Ra fanficiton with music by Doktor Faux. You can skip this one.

Doktor Faux is preparing for the coming Armageddon, so Chef Rutenberg and Caller 23 join him the studio for a night of solidarity. Rutenberg dicsusses upcoming plans for the band TTN and Doktor Faux shares his favorite fan-fictions of Sonic the Hedgehog.

This week, Reverand peas provides a slew of tips for the budding narcotics entrepreneur, some 'interesting' facts about birds andthe "real science" behind the flat earth while Chef Rutenberg auditions for his role as a new Jeff Dunham puppet. Caller 23 agrees with Doktor Faux that his jokes are p good tonight, and then Joshua Rogers bursts out of the floorpanels and joins the show before peas leaves to do something else and dodging Joshua's demand for his Triology Soap gift pack.

To avoid doing one-hundred episodes, Faux sells Hypercube Labs and begins clearing the inventory and then going out to Airport Chili's.

A snuggly evening with Caller 23 and peas. The gang plays "Pokemon or Prescription Medication", Doktor Faux proposes being the first person to die on the moon.