A Fireside Chat

This week, I'm turning over the reigns to AFC nation to discuss whatever is on your mind for our May mailbag episode. As you could probably imagine, the results are just as vulgar and depraved as you would expect. We have listener submissions about Andor hate, dirty talk peeves, and toilet recommendations. Plus a follow up to two weeks ago regarding an awkward bathroom encounter and a voicemail from an old friend who has a request for the album challenge. All this and much much more WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW.  SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

I went to three shows this week, and I'm excited to tell you all about them.  After we dive into the Anonymous Box for some quick hits,  I break down my week of concerts and awkwardness. This week, my mother and I meet a fascinating lunatic, I ride the subway for the first time, and fear overtakes me at a rock concert.  All this and much much more! Thanks for listening! WE NOW HAVE AN INSTAGRAM FOR THE SHOW.  SEARCH AFIRESIDECHATPODCAST ON INSTAGRAM FOR PICS GIVING CONTEXT TO THE SHOW TOPICS. GIVE US A FOLLOW FOR FUTURE UPDATES. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

A bit of an accidental theme this week. I was on a bit of a time crunch when recording so after I hit some quick Podcast and other media recommendations, we dive into two WYR that both deal with a similar topic and require a lot of analysis and unpacking. Plus my submission for the album challenge this week and more stories and rants. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

This week, I eat too much easter candy, I worry if my bladder is still working correctly, and I am unable to verify that I am myself. Plus lots of talk about shows I'm currently watching and rants about things that are currently irritating me which is just about everything. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

I've experienced a lot of frustration and rage this week at work, in my car, and everywhere in between. This week I talk about my struggles with my temper and the ways I attempt to correct it.  I hope you enjoy my personal therapy session. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

This week YOU dictate the topics cause I'm cleaning out the mailbag and talking about what's on YOUR mind. Topics include: Concert and music talk, the grooming habits of one listener, I finally see a movie I've avoided my entire life, and some more WYR's with impossible choices.   Plus more voicemails and text messages from AFC Nation and much much more. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

Disclaimer: I am very overworked and sleep deprived so I lose my train of thought and take many detours during this story. It all comes back together at the end, but truthfully, my brain is fried and I'm exhausted. Sorry for the many pauses and forgetting my place.  This week, I break format a little bit to tell you one story with many side rants and tangents.  This was one of the most awkward experiences of my life. I still cringe when I think about it. I hope you enjoy hearing about it.  Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

This week, I'm freshly home from my grandmother's funeral to talk to you about my post funeral thoughts, play more misheard lyrics and share some voicemails from listeners. I also discuss my thoughts on this week's album challenge, very powerful edibles and ask you to help me pick a new football team to cheer for. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

This week we take a break from the voicemails and anonymous box for an on the road episode. Death, dancing at prom, and the false nature of nachos are just some of the things on my mind this week as I talk through my emotions and tumble down rabbit holes of tangents. Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

This week, I get shamed for my Super Bowl pick, more descriptions of the show from listeners and I discuss my morning radio listening habits. We also have some amazing voicemails from AFC nation reviewing movies, and revealing misheard song meanings.  Plus more discussion of the year long Album Challenge including the announcement of the next album we'll be reviewing in two weeks. All this and much much more. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

This week, AFC nation tries to summarize this show for newbies, I give out some more television recommendations, and I get trapped in a blackout while on a very strong edible.  Plus more misheard lyrics, two new album reviews for the Album Challenge and some Would You Rathers and F, Marry, Kills which leads to many stories and rants. A super sized action packed episode for your earholes! Thanks for listening! We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

Back in business after some technical difficulties the past few weeks.  We have some voicemails from AFC nation, talk of smoking meats, the coldest I've ever been and a whole ton of Would You Rathers. Plus a lot more questions and topics from the anonymous box and submissions from the ongoing homework assignments. All this and much much more!   We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

 This week I tell some bad jokes, talk about my history with Chumbawamba, and discuss why I love pro wrestling so much. Then I give my podcast origin story including reading and breaking down a rant that I wrote almost twenty years ago about a person that I have zero recollection of. Plus more from the anonymous box and my submissions to the ongoing album listening homework assignment. We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

New year. Same shit show of a podcast. This week we are cleaning out the Anonymous Box with a hodgepodge of topics and insanity. We discuss a plethora of misheard lyrics, a man who loves dogs maybe a bit too much, and a traffic related F, Marry, Kill. Plus the announcement of a brand new year long homework assignment submitted by a listener!  We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 1: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT 2: Listen to 1 album per week (52 for the year), start to finish, in it's entirety, that you've never listened to before. The only rules are they have to be full length albums. No 5-song ep's and no Greatest Hits compilations. It can even be an album that you have SOME familiarity with.  As long as it's a full length album, and one you've never listened to in its entirety before, it counts. 

Happy Holidays you filthy animals! It's Christmas Eve and I'm day drinking and podcasting just the way Santa intended. This may be the last episode of the year. It may not be. Who could ever know? This week, I give my review of Monticello Lights, I run myself over with my own car, and another man shaves my balls. Could you possibly get any more holiday season than this episode? Absolutely! Also some listeners weigh in on the new Superman trailer, the correct manners for the bathroom and much much more. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

Stop the presses! An AFC Christmas episode? Have I finally embraced my inner Christmas spirit? Has my move to a new place finally killed the Scrooge inside of me? OF COURSE NOT. Don't be ridiculous. This week I discuss some Christmas themed topics like my hypocrisy towards the season, the perfect gift for a loved one and a Christmas song with misheard lyrics. Also I cut ties with Gladys, a listener shares their very unique "gift", and I tell you about someone I'm currently obsessed with but you may be surprised for the reason behind it. All this plus more misheard lyrics and some great submissions to the anonymous box covering all sorts of topics. The show schedule will be sporadic the rest of the year due to my work schedule, but I'll post when I can and then hopefully get back to regularly scheduled programming in the new year. Hope you all safely make it through the holidays if I don't talk to you before then and I'll see you back here in 2025. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.  

WE ARE BACK!!! Think of this episode as a season finale or season premier depending on your viewpoint.  I don't know what mischief and adventures this new environment will bring, but in the meantime, I'll tie up some loose ends regarding the characters you've come to know over the last four years.   This week, I share with you the adventures and mishaps of my recent move including a farewell to Gladys, a damaged U-Haul, and two very frightened movers. Plus a follow up on the last show we did, an unhinged rant from a listener about the movie Wicked and much much more.  The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.  

This episode has something for everyone!  Lots of misheard song lyrics, we revisit with our old friend Howard and his printing press, and  I discuss my life long obsession with poop. Then a listener follows up on last weeks topics with a question about whether or not I've ever considered experimenting with the same sex. Some tangents and anecdotes leads me to the answer. This week we are sifting through the Anonymous Box and talking about a wide range of subjects including more misheard song lyrics, lots of talk about poop and looking at it  Shows will be sporadic for the next month or so,  but keep those submissions coming into the anonymous box! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

We are back this week and we have ALOT to discuss. Topics include:   I discuss the ups and downs of beginning to move to my new place and the joys of packing. I discuss the beginning of my Botox journey including needles in my eyelids  The return of everyone's favorite segment all about pooping. We got a double dose of misheard song lyrics including one from a current viral sensation. I cover some movies I've seen since the last episode including one listener's take on the new Beetlejuice and nostalgia in general. More adventures on dating apps as I get catfished, attract the attention of the wrong sex repeatedly, and question my feelings after I don't read someone's profile completely. I have a fiasco of a time contacting my internet company which leaves me so frustrated and angry that I bring out of a side of me that I am very ashamed of. All of this plus so much more. It's been a busy few weeks and I appreciate all the love and support.  Shows will be sporadic for the next month or so,  but keep those submissions coming into the anonymous box! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

I had to scramble to squeeze an episode in this week cause I needed to vent to strangers in audio form. This week, I tell you about my nightmare apartment hunting experiences, my nightmare experiences back on dating apps and Gladys makes me feel very uncomfortable...again. Plus thoughts on Joker 2 (no spoilers), and I contemplate beating up an elderly man in the parking lot of Walmart. All this and much much more PLEASE KEEP THOSE HOMEWORK SUBMISSIONS COMING! WHEN LIFE CALMS DOWN A LITTLE BIT, WE WILL GET BACK TO REGULAR FORMAT.  APPRECIATE YOU ALL! Thank you for your support of myself and the show. I appreciate you all more than you know. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.

This week, I make a decision about my personal life, I immediately regret, and my landlord makes a decision that I also immediately regret. Along the way, help and support comes from a familiar AFC character. After I work through both these less than stellar situations, I turn the podcast over to a listener who sends in a voice memo dissecting a hit song from the 90's like only he can.  I promise you will never think of the word "ironic" the same way again. It's a bit of a dark time over here at AFC studios, but you can't have the sun without the clouds. The sun will shine again and in the meantime we will all keep healing and podcasting of course. Thank you for your support of myself and the show. I appreciate you all more than you know. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.  

I couldn't sleep this morning so, before I went to work, I decided to sort through all the thoughts on my mind and discuss a few Anonymous Box topics as well. I'm exhausted and am now going to sleep for as long as Oats will allow me before she demands food again.  Thank you to everyone for the support of  myself and the show.  I love you all. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.  

Thank you to everyone who continues to listen and support the show. There are no words to express how much you all mean to me.  This week, I apologize for and explain last weeks episode. I work through my very raw  feelings regarding the recent death of my grandfather before getting back into regularly scheduled programming. As we get back into regular AFC business, I discuss kitchen utensils as sex toys, my lack of luck in fantasy football and I work through my feelings on the Hawk Tuah girl. Plus some podcast and television recommendations and a brand new homework assignment which is listed in the show notes at the bottom. Thanks for listening! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What's a song lyric that you thought was one thing but was something completely different? How did you find out? How long were you singing the wrong lyric? Be as vague or specific as you like.  

This week I fight through a cold to tell you about a week that included taking too much vitamin C and having an argument with my coworker that left me feeling like I should have regrets but, surprisingly, I have none. Along the way, we get perspectives from a Snot Rocketer, and a NYC cab driver, plus a listener paints an extremely vivid image of a Hollywood actress in her private life. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! Thanks for listening!

This week, I'm driving and ranting as I try to work through my post vacation funk.  I remember the time I tried an in person dating service, reminisce about the days of physical media and I discuss the arrogance of farmers. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!  

This week we are back to regular format with a jam packed episode. I review a comedy special that made me more sad than happy and reflect on my changing tastes over the years A listener shares their regret of not speaking up to a stranger which reminds me of a story of my own Everyone's new favorite segment #shitting is back  I give my take on adults who blow snot rockets including constructing a description of what this person may look and sound like I tell you an incredibly surprising and crazy thing I discovered about my neighbor that seems too ironic to be true. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!  

I went on vacation to Ocean City Md and had a wonderful time. This is an audio recap of my time there. Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!  

This week, I fake laugh too hard and it has messy consequences What kind of lube is best? A listener has some very strong feelings on The Acolyte and Star Wars in general. Surprising dildo facts A listener and I struggle with our feelings about Deadpool and Wolverine A listener shares their regrets or lack thereof All this and much much more. No show next week. Talk to you in 2 weeks. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!  

This week, we briefly dip into the mailbag for another edition of everyone's newest favorite segment about pooping. Then we spend the rest of the episode on one question. "What is the horniest thing that you've ever done?"  Well as it turns out I have not one, not two...but three stories that qualify. One of which I've never spoken out loud in my 43 years on this earth. This was a fun one to record and we will resume normal format next week. Get your questions and comments into the anonymous box and let your voice be heard! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you!  

We are back from the holiday break with a combination of a lot of different things to talk about. This week, we dive into the anonymous box for all the things on AFC Nation's mind and they do not disappoint! Listeners share their thoughts on pooping, Celebrity siblings and their escapades and one listener discovers something very important about themselves. Plus I discuss what a conversation between me and Oats would sound like and we debut a new segment. All this and much much more HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

On a time crunch this week, and when I tried to record a proper episode, my phone decided it had other plans. This just a brief explanation of what you would have heard and a reminder that there is no show next week. See ya in two weeks! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW

This week: A remake of Spaceballs that has one listener furious A YouTube video of an old man and a printing press sends a listener into a fit of rage Gladys calls me while I've been day drinking which leads me to my regret this week A listener shares a regret of freezing on his wedding day All this and much much more HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

This week: We take a deep dive into the obsession with ducks and waving to each other that people with jeeps have A follow up on last weeks listener regret including my own regret of my frustration getting the better of me Listeners thoughts on AFC and a comedians face Car trouble reminds me of a show I saw once that I was convinced I must have dreamed, until I rediscovered it, this week, and tell you all about it. All this and much much more HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!  

This week I discuss the power of nostalgia and how it's affecting my current enjoyment of a record by my once favorite band and my enjoyment of a television show by what once was one of my favorite franchises. Along the way, some verbal detours and side stories as always. Our regret this week comes from a listener who wishes they would have engaged in more physical activities in their younger days. All this and much much more. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!  

Topics this week include: The dangers of Burger King, Jurassic Park burnout A coworker says something that I'm still struggling to process A show recommendation that makes me second guess my beliefs A listener shares their regret from their childhood about not speaking up All this and a whole lot more! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

Surprise!  An unexpected episode for your long weekend.  You're welcome. Topics this week include: My many issues and overthinking about where to urinate in the bathroom I debate whether certain insults are actually insults at all I get a MRI and have trouble shutting my perverted brain off Some television shows and movies that I've consumed recently  All this plus all the self loathing and stupidity you'd expect from the best and maybe only podcast to come from beautiful Delmont PA! If you would like less of the crap running through my demented brain at any given moment and more of what YOU are interested in hearing...drop me some topics in the ANONYOMOUS BOX.  Link pinned to the top of the show's social media pages. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

Barely anything to talk about this week so it's just stream of consciousness while I drive in the rain storm from hell. If you would like less of the crap running through my demented brain at any given moment and more of what YOU are interested in hearing...drop me some topics in the ANONYOMOUS BOX.  Link pinned to the top of the show's social media pages. HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

This week... The Snore War of 24 resumes Rants about Northern Lights and social media I realize I'm in desperate need of self care and give myself a time out Someone accidentally insults me and I try to process the pain All this and much much more! Thanks for listening! HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: What is your biggest regret?  If not your biggest, then what is one thing that you regret or one thing you would have done differently if you were given the chance? The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

We are back! It's the return of the all Would You Rather edition of the show! We throw in a few F, Marry, Kill for good measure as well. Along the way stories about little people porn, health updates, and a brand new homework assignment for AFC nation! A big thank you to everyone who contributed this week. Some of the best questions I've ever received for one of these episodes and as you will hear some of the hardest choices I've ever had to make on the show. Hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!  

This week... An update on my health and living situation! What' I've been watching! Listener sex stories! Host sex stories! All this and much much more. In two weeks... another episode of all F, Marry, Kill and Would You Rather? Get your submissions in now! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW! Thanks for listening!

This week...  I hate the eclipse and couldn't care less about it. My neighbor hates me and continues to make me feel like a monster. Fellow Wanderer checks in and lets us know how life has been going for her! All this and much much more. The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW! Thanks for listening!

It's here finally!  A huge thank you to everyone who submitted something for this episode!  I hope it lives up to the hype. Please remember to use proper hygiene and discretion when enjoying tossed salad. Thanks for listening! The anonymous box is your direct path to let your voice be heard on the show. IT'S COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS.  The link is pinned to the top of the shows social media pages. This podcast could not be possible without the amazing anonymous contributions of listeners like you! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD AND BE PART OF THE SHOW!

My dream is to live somewhere all by myself with no one living on either side of me. I'm just not meant to be around people because as hard as I try to please them and not rock the boat...it never ever works. I'm just not meant to have neighbors. I have learned this and accepted this fact about myself. Unfortunately this is not my reality... Thanks for listening! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

This week we dive in to the mailbag for a wide range of topics. Some follow up on the past few weeks including actors who don't really act, some movie and cartoon talk, and a fascinating theory about a famous brother and sister. Then a listener shares their pet peeve about certain words people use which leads me down a path of reminiscing about a story involving dirty pictures and the perils of dating during Covid. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

I'm back to full strength this week and talking rules of the road, more feedback on backing into parking spaces and some very strong opinions on Woody Harrelson. Plus some television recommendations and more randomness from the anonymous box. LAST CALL!! There is a homework assignment...you know what it is. Check the summary of past episodes if you need a refresher or hit me up on social media.  Time is almost up to get your submissions in so don't hesitate any longer! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. GET YOUR ASSIGNMENT IN NOW! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

I got really sick this week and I'm gonna tell you all about it. During the course of one story, I walk into unexpected house guests taking my toilet, my mother and Oats Mcgoats both drive me absolutely bonkers, and I contemplate pooping in my front yard.  Plus I toy with the idea that I may be the real life flash and I have dizzy spells and moments of brief blackout LIVE ON THE AIR! Good times for all!!! Plus feedback from last week about backing into parking spaces, a listeners take on spicy food and much much more. LAST CALL!! There is a homework assignment...you know what it is. Check the summary of past episodes if you need a refresher or hit me up on social media.  Time is almost up to get your submissions in so don't hesitate any longer! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. GET YOUR ASSIGNMENT IN NOW! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!  

This week, I feel like a dummy when I don't know important facts about my body, I give some more television recommendations and I fart shame Oats Mcgoats. Plus rants about breweries, the way people park and morons who keep breeding. All this and much much more. Thanks for listening! LAST CALL!! There is a homework assignment...you know what it is. Time is almost up to get your submissions in so don't hesitate any longer! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. GET YOUR ASSIGNMENT IN NOW! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!  

This week, rants and opinions on all sorts of things including a very strangely named child. Plus an ongoing commentary on  the crew of contractors hammering away at my building as I try to record. Thanks for listening! There is a homework assignment...you know what it is. Time is almost up to get your submissions in so don't hesitate any longer! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

We are back again as I show immense courage and heart by delivering an episode despite having a debilitating cold. This week I celebrate the death of the Baltimore Ravens season, I discuss my favorite directors and one listener has a very intense hatred for a specific actor. Plus some television and music recommendations and much much more. Thanks for listening! Homework assignment for an upcoming show: Tell me about eating ass. Do you do it? Have you had it done? Like it? Hate it? Be as specific or vague as you feel comfortable with. It's totally anonymous and will help the show greatly. This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

This week includes rants about snow, social media love of the snow and the joy of watching football just to watch certain teams lose. No show next week, so get all your questions and homework assignments in for the following week.  All this and much much more. Fun for the entire family! Thanks for listening! Homework assignment for an upcoming show: Tell me about eating ass. Do you do it? Have you had it done? Like it? Hate it? Be as specific or vague as you feel comfortable with. It's totally anonymous and will help the show greatly. This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!

New year. Same shit show podcast! Back this week and we are playing ALL THE HITS to bring in the new year. On the show this week we have a double dose of Gladys stories, uncomfortable holiday stories with the family and a story of my New Years Eve that still leaves me confused and bewildered in my own home. PLUS ROAD RAGE! All this and much much more. Fun for the entire family! Thanks for listening! Homework assignment for an upcoming show: Tell me about eating ass. Do you do it? Have you had it done? Like it? Hate it? Be as specific or vague as you feel comfortable with. It's totally anonymous and will help the show greatly. This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top of our social media pages. Leave your questions, comments, feedback or whatever you like! COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL AND ANONYMOUS. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!