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Narcissist monks! Insane Paladins! Positive masculinity barbarians! Authors and Dragons is a weekly actual play podcast where a group of comedic fantasy writers take on a world of might and magic...

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    • May 28, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Authors & Dragons podcast is a hilarious and entertaining show where a group of fantasy authors come together to play Dungeons & Dragons. Their banter and comedic timing make for an incredibly enjoyable listening experience. The chemistry between the hosts is evident, and their ability to weave an engaging narrative while also making jokes and poking fun at each other is impressive. Additionally, the fact that these authors are playing a game that is tied to their profession adds an extra layer of interest.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the humor. The hosts have a knack for comedy, and their quick wit keeps listeners engaged and laughing throughout each episode. The way they bounce off each other's jokes and build upon them creates a lively atmosphere that is contagious. It's clear that they genuinely enjoy playing together, and their enthusiasm shines through in their storytelling.

    Another highlight of this podcast is the sense of community it fosters. The authors actively engage with their fans on social media platforms, creating a supportive and interactive community. They even hold live events and conventions where fans can meet them in person. This level of connection between creators and fans adds another dimension to the podcast and makes it feel like more than just a show.

    However, one downside of this podcast is its occasional lack of structure or focus. While the improv nature adds to its charm, there are times when it can feel chaotic or disjointed. Some listeners may prefer a more structured format with clear objectives or storylines. Additionally, as the hosts delve into topics outside of gaming, some listeners might find themselves less engaged if they are not familiar with those subjects.

    In conclusion, The Authors & Dragons podcast is a must-listen for fans of comedy, fantasy literature, and role-playing games. With its talented group of hosts and their infectious humor, it's hard not to get hooked on their adventures in the world of Dungeons & Dragons. While it may not appeal to everyone due to its improvisational nature, those who enjoy lighthearted and humorous podcasts will find this show to be a delight.



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    Dicey Bastards S2E7: The Cuddle Puddle Muddle

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 60:52


    It's time to interogate, or potentially impregnate, some witnesses, and Jorcerer is the sweaty sex blob for the job. Meanwhile, Cabert and Moog face off in an ultimately pointless excersise. Who will win??Dicey Bastards is the actual play podcast with more charisma than a dire worm who used to be your girlfriend but got cursed by a wizard after she wouldn't shut up about that stupid worm question people pretend they ask their boyfriends on the internet. Not much charisma is what I mean, buddy, you were better off without her.Check out our merch! https://www.teepublic.com/?ar_ad=teepublic&ar_adgroup=58700006420472509&ar_campaign=71700000074037014&ar_channel=google&ar_clx=yes&ar_strategy=search&gad_campaignid=1880244643&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADqCRGZgfX-dxU2RLIKwluivA-mek&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxdXBBhDEARIsAAUkP6iIsw8Ve3fiGA7hNb_NoJuptp9b-CvULc9_nO8pzvPII3ITlhFGTt4aAhKQEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds&ref_id=13059Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards S2 E6: Murder on the Grande Whimsey

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 47:29


    Finally aboard the Grande Whimsey and almost immediately there is a murder most foul (unless the victim is an Elf then it's probably fine.) Not to worry, the gang are on the case. By which I mean going on a spa day.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards S2 E5: Hanzo Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 58:31


    Infiltrating the port doesn't go as well as planned, but can Hanzo save the day in a way that isn't awful and horrifying?Authors and Dragons presents the Dicey Bastards, the best actual play D&D podcast this side of the multiverse! Featuring your favorite indie authors blundering their way through a world of might and magic.Buy our merch we've got mouths to feed. Go on, git!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards S2 E4: Rowed to Nowhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 51:28


    The fight is over (for now,) but there's still a boat to catch- only now they have to catch it with an unwanted child in tow. Can the crew decide on a plan? Can they execute the plan? Can they abandon a child?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards S2 E3: Sins of the Fathers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 64:50


    Enter Hanzo. He's the worst character you can imagine and he's also your son. So much for a vacation. Ah well, with any luck everyone will be eaten by a giant crocodile and we can put this behind us.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 147: Horsepocalypse Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 61:25


    The Dicey crew field some listener questions, and in doing so perhaps write the perfect Leprechaun movie.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards S2 E2: A Bad Hand

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 61:36


    It's time for Stan to indulge in his incredibly destructive gambling habit, and with no one to babysit Moog, murder is definitely on the cards! Meanwhile Cabert and Klaudia need to rush back with their shocking news, as soon as they stop at this fancy restaurant, obviously.Dicey Bastards is the actual play D&D podcast for people who want an entire fried octopus in their Bloody Mary. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan, MK Gibson, and Steve Wetherell. That's right, the internet's finest comedy fantasy writers who also appear on this podcast!Hey, you're still reading? Excellent! Join us on Patreon or check out our merch store. Money is a prison. Free yourself! Give it to us!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards S2 E1: Cruise Campers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 66:16


    It's been a couple of weeks since their mission victory (and moral and political failures) and now they're ready to move onto the next adventure! Just as soon as they've sampled the local cocktails and satiated Stan's massive gambling problem. Dicey Bastards is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, with surprisingly little dungeons or dragons. Plenty of jerks though. They should change the name to Jerks and Jerks. Ha! They won't do that though, I imagine. Probably not. I mean, I get it. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplin, MK Gibson, and Steve Wetherell.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 146: Imminent Peril!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 67:13


    A special guest drops by to playtest a compelling new game. Finally, a game that allows you to destroy your friends! They've been training for this for ten years, but will the A&D crew survive Imminent Peril?Check out and support this hilarious and fun indie game at https://imminentperil.critharder.com/Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.22: House of Lard (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 79:55


    The exciting conclusion of the first season of Dicey Bastards! Can our brave heroes subvert the democratic process, or is Jorcerer's raw charisma too much to compete against?Authors & Dragons pits fantasy comedy writers against a world of might and magic, often with awful results. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Beva, MK Gibson, EM Kaplan, and Steve Wetherell. It's the D&D actual play podcast your mom used to date!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.21: House of Lard (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 60:28


    With the battle fought and won, it's time to do the smart thing and basque in a little adoration. Unfortunately no one is smart, so instead the crew find themselves in a web of political rivalry that might reduce their victory to naught.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play podcast bought to you by Authors & Dragons- a cabal of indie writers conspiring to ruin both Dungeons and Dragons and Podcast in general.You can check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com for extra content, appearance news, merch and more!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 145: Giant Spiders and Space Clowns

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 61:59


    This week we unleash a Mimic from the vaults! Rick returns to lead the discussion on some obscure cryptids. How big does a spider have to be before you can class it as a monster?Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.20: The Time For Haggling is Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 61:52


    It's time for the final battle with the hag cartel. With Stan loaded for bear (or maybe twinks) and Jorcerer at the height of his political power, who will be left standing after the carnage?Dicey Bastards is bought to you by Authors & Dragons, a cabal of your favorite Indie Authors banding together to bring you the best entertainment and the worst gaming experience you've ever had. Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, Steve Wetherell, EM Kaplan and hosted by MK Gibson.Want to support this podcast, precious? Gives us a like and scubscribe on Youtube, or else joins our Patron at www.patron.com/authorsanddragons. You'll have the opportunity to join our discord and see what we get up to when we're not podcasting (still being idiots, usually, to be fair.)We don't just play games hilariously, you can also find celebrity interviews, movie reviews, live gaming, random tomfoolery, and all kinds of fluff. Drop by any time!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 144: Transformers Mega Battle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 64:10


    Look, someone has to rank all the Transformers movies, and those someone's are Rick and Gibby. What's that? No one actually has to rank the Transformers movies? It's not that important and the yawning expanse of history won't shed a solitary tear if they remain unranked? Well... well, that was quite hurtful. I hope you're pleased with yourself.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.19: An Inspector Calls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 56:23


    The heroes prepare for an assault, but luckily Cabert turns up just in time with reinforcements. Good news? Only if those re-enforcements don't start arresting people for public nudity...Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 143: Fantasy Movie Draft!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 40:20


    Gibby lays down some swords & sorcery classics- but which movie is superior, and which will be fed to the trolls? Only we have the power to decide! ONLY WE!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 142: Dicey Questions The Third

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 69:45


    Uncover the vast and terrible secrets of the Dicey Bastards cast. There will be chicken wings.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 141: D&D Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 60:06


    What are the most irritating D&D tropes? We ask the most irritating D&D players to find out!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.18: Desperate Hag Wives

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 80:19


    Somebody needs to come up with a plan, one that involves killing as few children as necessary. But with so many disparate cunning brains on the case, who will be the one to save the day / kill them all?Authors & Dragons is the indie author podcast you didn't know you needed. Listen as these professional story crafters focus their talents on ruining Dungeons & Dragons for everyone. Featuring the voices and poor decision making of MK Gibson, Rick Gualtieri, Drew Hayes, EM Kaplan, Robert Bevan and Steve Wetherell.You can learn more at www.authorsanddragons.com, but you should like, and subscribe, and hit the bell, and choke the weasel, and smell the rock, and dance the last fandango, and all those other things that help podcasts to grow and thrive and conquer.Want to hang out with us? Hey, relax man! I'm not trying to sell you drugs. BUT I am trying to sell you on our wicked sweet Patreon, where you can hang out in our Discord and get access to exclusive content, ad free episodes, and hang out sessions with your favorite indie authors. You'd rather have drugs? Okay, well, I don't blame you but I also don't have any. Look us up on Patreon!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 140: Am I the D&D A**hole Again??

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 73:54


    Gibby and the gang once again traverse the reddit gripes of D&D deed doers in an effort to find out- who is worthy of judgement? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards EP.17: Hag Tag

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 65:27


    When tryng to infiltrate the lair of the child criminals, the gang stumble upon a situation way out of their league. Will they negotiate, or die?Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Shhh! Remain stealthy, rogue, as you comment, subscribe and quietly smash that like button.Come hang out with us and watch us bend the rules of Dungeons and Dragons to breaking point. Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 139: Am I the DnD A**hole?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 59:49


    Gibby digs up some DnD personal stories so that Rick and Steve can judge them without mercy. Who is an a**hole? Who is just a nerd? Find out! #dndstoriesBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.16: We Hate Manure

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 56:34


    It's out of the huge pile of manure and into the frying pan as the crew's attempt at stealth and surveillance goes predictably wrong.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Shhh! Remain stealthy, rogue, as you comment, subscribe and quietly smash that like button.Come hang out with us and watch us bend the rules of Dungeons and Dragons to breaking point. Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 138: More Dicey Questions!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 65:15


    The crew take another well deserved rest from playing awful characters to be awful in real life, answering questions from YOU the listeners! What is their favorite smell? Why was that a terrible question? Find out!Features MK Gibson, Rick Gualtieri, EM Kaplan, Robert Bevan, and Steve Wetherell.Want to find out more about these jerks? Go to www.authorsanddragons.com!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

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    Dicey Bastards Ep.15: A Fistful of Ham

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 46:33


    After surviving the night and finding theselves some juicy evidence, the gang march confidentally towards East Cherry and straight into a trap.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Oh my gosh do we love a wizard here. Magic powers? Remarkable! What an adventure for all concerned. Egad!Come hang out with us and watch us bend the rules of Dungeons and Dragons to breaking point. Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 137: Confabe!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 23:05


    With Drew freshly returned from Dragon Con, the gang talk cons, and the daunting prospect of living up to (or down to) expectations. Also video games!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.14: Dud By Dawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 67:01


    With a massacre at their backs, it's time to get a good nights sleep at a handy tavern. But who can sleep with all this intrigue and night raiding going on? Time for Moog to set an alarm as only he knows how.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Psst. Hey, buddy. Ya like goblins? Sure ya do buddy, come over here I got goblins for ya, nice and cheap. Come hang out with us and watch us bend the rules of Dungeons and Dragons to breaking point. Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 136: Are Movies Going To Implode? #wolverineanddeadpool

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 68:49


    Ben Robinson joins the podcast to talk about Wolverine and Deadpool. Turns out the movie is good, so we talk about other movies until we have something to complain about. This Side Quest is sponsored by Space Oddities! The amazing comedy space adventurer comic book, the third instalment of which is now funding on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/beefy-press/space-oddities-issues-1-3Not in the loop? You can get issue 1 for a buck!  https://www.drivethrucomics.com/product/355610Authors and Dragons is a podcast channel for the misfit geeks of the digital wilderness. Like Dungeons and Dragons? Like idiots? Man, do we have a podcast experience for you! Don't forget to like and subscribe where ever you see us, even if you just see us in the street, still like and subscribe. I don't know how you'd do that. Marriage? Not sure. Haven't thought it through. Why not buy some cool merch instead? https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=13059Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.13: Suffer The Little Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 77:19


    Setting off to find the mysterious child predators, the gang are surprised to be accosted by actual child predators. Still, if Moog or Klaudia even have kid gloves, they definitely already killed them, so let's do this.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. How hilarious? Hoo boy. Heh. You wouldn't believe me if i told you. So hilarious. Come hang out with us and watch us bend the rules of Dungeons and Dragons to breaking point. Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 135: Improving The Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 53:14


    It's olympic mania! Presumably? What changes could be made to make the strange boy fancy lads give a single solitary care about the worlds greatest sporting event?Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.12: Crime Scene Instigators

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 51:59


    Like a dog to its own vomit, the crew return to the scene of Moog's atrocities. But was Moog even there? And were they even atrocities? Lets hope the guards are dumb enough to convince otherwise...Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder! Do you like nerd stuff, you unbelievable nerd? Yes you do, don't lie to us, you're painting a figurine right now. Probably wearing some kind of anime t-shirt. Probably got a kung fu guy on it and some pink haired broad, I dunno. A sarcastic cat maybe? Anyway, we like your style, buddy. Come hang out with us and watch us bend the rules of Dungeons and Dragons to breaking point.Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Side Quest 134: Who Questions the Questioners?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 43:38


    The Dicey Bastards Crew put their feet up after a long hard days adventuring and answer the questions of you, the loyal and beautiful listener. Time Travel Panel Van is where we end up.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/authors-dragons-comedy-dnd-podcast--5624719/support.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.11: The Secretion of the Ooze

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 56:09


    The encounter with the Adolescent Mutated Warrior Tortles goes a lot more diplomatically than intended, but can our heroes leave the sewer without taking a dip in the tantilizing ooze pool? Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.

    Side Quest 133: Hot Enough For Ya?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 41:28


    Three old men talk about the weather. Who are the New Jersey patron saints of Summer? What is their deal? Find out!Don't forget to check out our merch at teepublic! Now with hats!! https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=13059

    Dicey Bastards Ep.10: We Hate Underwater Levels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 53:12


    The convenient escape tunnel proves to be anything but! Will the crew meet their doom in this frustrating, and somewhat familiar, under water level?Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content.

    Side Quest 132: Father's Day!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 60:34


    It's time to wombsplain father's day! Who is your favorite and least favorite motherf**ker? Don't forget to check out our merch at teepublic! Now with hats!! https://www.teepublic.com/?ref_id=13059

    Dicey Bastards Ep.09: A Stampede of Johns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 50:46


    What should be a restful night turns into a chaotic escape as the long arm of the law reaches for our harried heroes. Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content. This episode is brought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs brought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire. ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Side Quest 131: Dicey Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 58:11


    The Dicey Bastards crew are here to answer YOUR questions. That's right- YOU! You're content now, baby.Dicey Bastards is a hilarious actual play comedy adventure where comedy writers go head-to-head in D&D 5e. Ridiculous characters battle their ridiculous destiny in a quest for glory and wonder!Featuring MK Gibson, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplan and Steve Wetherell. Check us out at www.authorsanddragons.com or follow us on https://www.facebook.com/groups/authorsanddragons. You can even support us on www.patreon.com/authorsanddragons and get access to our Discord features and bonus content. This episode is brought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs brought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire. ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Dicey Bastards Ep.08: Lilling the Guild

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 74:19


    With funds depleted, the crew spitball ideas for making some fast cash. A contact at the local adventuring guild might just have the answers...This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire.ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Side Quest 130: Get X-Cited!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024 71:35


    Now that X-Men '97 has run its course, it's time for the geek vultures to pick at the bones of it's most belly-top wearing casualty! What hit and what missed in Marvel's latest retro offering?This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire.ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Dicey Bastards Ep.07: Hoe Down

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 53:26


    With some likely candidates selected, it's time to test their abilities in the heat of battle. Luckily Stan has an army of kung fu sex workers ready to stretch them out!This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire.ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Side Quest 129: Your Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 70:17


    It's Mother's Day! So here are a bunch of dudes to mansplain the day to you. Who is the best Mother? We fight it out!This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire.ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Dicey Bastards Ep.06: Opening Night

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 62:57


    it's show time! Everything is in place for Stan and Jorcerer to handpick their team of adventurers, but with some of the questionable talent on display they may have their work cut out for them...This episode is bought to you by The Last of the Flying Lizards, an audio adventure packed with magic, fire and laughs bought to you by the voice behind Bill the Vampire.ON SALE NOW AT AUDIBLE: https://www.audible.com/pd/B0D2M3WNDT... PRE-ORDER THE E-BOOK ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZYMFHWJ An epic R-Rated Fantasy Adventure Comedy. It's Lizard Vs. Wizard! Fire Vs. Magic! Listen to 11 minutes from the audiobook for free at www.Giant-Lizards.com!

    Dicey Bastards Ep.05: Bears Repeating

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 72:11


    Klaudia has a dilemma. On the one hand she's dead, but on the other at least she's staying out of trouble. However, she might get better yet with a little help from the animal spirit kingdom. Follow the adventures of six comedy fantasy authors as they go head to head in a world of magic, might, and mayhem!

    Dicey Bastards Ep.4: Time to Moog On...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 51:39


    While Stan and Jorcerer are away, Moog Faceeater strolls into town. For an orc stuck in an elf's body, every day is an excuse for violence and self loathing...Follow six comedy writers as they go head to head in a world of might, magic and mayhem!Don't forget you can support us an dget more content at www.patron.com/authorsanddragons

    Dicey Bastards Ep.3: An Offer You'd Like to Refuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 70:16


    It seems that Jorcerer's domestic freedom may have a price tag attached. Can the guys cut a deal with an angry wife and a local magical mafioso?Follow the adventures of six fantasy authors as they go head to head in a quest of swords and chicanery! 

    Dicey Bastards Ep.2: The Sorcerer with the Morcerer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2024 66:08


    Stan Dandyliver will need the help of an old companion if he wants to make a success of his new quest, but can he rescue Jorcerer the Sorcerer from domestic bliss?Fantasy authors go head to head in a comedy adventure set to Dungeons and Dragons 5e rules.

    Dicey Bastards Ep.1: Stan D'Alone

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 58:01


    Two years have passed since the doomed adventures of the Salty Bastards crew, and all Stan fights these days is self pity. But the appearance of an enigmatic stranger might just shake him out of his funk...

    Side Quest 128: Road House?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 78:00


    Gibby, John and Steve check in on media. How is media doing? Has it been up to much? How is it feeling? Wait, is that a Roadhouse remake? Hahahaha okay.

    Interlude: DigiCon 2024?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 58:22


    With the new season on the horizon, the fellas take some time to hype another big event for 2024. But what will DigiCon include? You Decide!! (within reason.)

    Side Quest 127: Lets Get Trivial (Again!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 55:31


    Gibby returns with his delightful general knowledge game show! Has Steve sobered up enough to get a question right? No!

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