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From Thoughtful Shoppery to creative tax code interpretation, exposing toxic espoinnage networks and raw pork hostess gifts, Amy laments the reputational erosion this podcast expands each and every week. Meanwhile, Missy's self-diagnosed neurospiciness takes center stage with her approach to secret keeping, tax preparation, protein consumption and New York sports teams. Far reaching topics connected only through nonsequitors? Perhaps. Hilariously relatable? Always. 

Becky Holmes is out with a new book now available in the U.S. that's gaining a lot of traction in the world of romance scams. It's called Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You. The book is informative and delightfully entertaining. Becky took time out for Scammer Stories to have a conversation on how it all started and how it led to finding her new love.  Click HERE to buy the book!Click HERE to contact April about your loved one.Click HERE to donate $1 a month to help continue to spread the message.Or click the link below to make a one-time donation.Send donations to https://paypal.me/Scamfighter. Support the showSupport the show

The Sixers unveiled an Allen Iverson 'statue' today outside of their facility and it's going viral across the internet for how ridiculously small it is. 

In today's episode, host Amir Farrell and co-host Jordan Mackey discuss a recent trade proposal made by NFL reporter and journalist Matt Lombardo involving Denver Broncos cornerback Patrick Surtain ll. They hash out their opinions on the interesting trade scenario and later discuss the possibility of Denver selecting a pass rusher in the first round over quarterback. Stay until the very end for their honest opinion on which top-three prospects will be drafted by the Broncos in the first round later this April! Socials: https://linktr.ee/broncosavenue Check out Amir's newest articles at Predominantly Orange: https://predominantlyorange.com/author/afarrell Join the Discord community: https://discord.gg/yQny3ST7Ck Broncos Avenue Podcast availability: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3XlRAAh… YouTube: https://youtube.com/@BroncosAvenue?si=XqzomgpqXsSgIGqh Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast… iHeart Radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-broncos-avenue-podcast-143148280/ Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/f19… Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0…

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On Episode 21, Tiff and Flip play a game meant for couples and things get get weird as usual! Make sure and subscribe to our YouTube channel and follow along on Instagram and Facebook for daily stories. All our links are HERE: https://linktr.ee/thetiffandflipshow  Leave us a review and tell us what you think!  To be a part of the show, call 941-301-8651 and leave us a voicemail with your thoughts!

Subscribe on Spotify ∙ Stitcher ∙ Apple ∙ Pocket Casts ∙ Google ∙ TuneIn ∙ RSSNucleus finally talk about it…….later.How does this all work? Annoying people is fun!Sam Kriss noted that “something annoying is both fascinating and unbearable,” in I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves (Damage 2021). “But it's interesting how it seems to be impossible to object to something annoying simply on the basis that it's annoying. Annoyances are small, they're not important; you can swat a fly if it buzzes too close, but it's hardly worth getting out of your chair. At the same time, any annoyance left alone too long becomes maddening, and the more minor the annoyance, the crazier it makes you.”In the Gas Giants episode Gong – The Radio Gnome Invisible Trilogy, Gav set forth a theory of Prog: “The trap for Prog Rock that it must not fall into is that it end up being basically Chuck Berry carried out by grotesquely huge means. It has to have a certain amount of complexity otherwise it's just a lot of noodling and not actually very much content.”He explained that Prog makes Chuck Berry go on forever. “Wheres a Chuck Berry guitar solo would maybe be 40 or 30 seconds long, be very simple and to the point and actually really good, in the world of prog, if everything's gone wrong, it will be 18 minutes long.”Recordings, etc…A playlist of the main albums of the Ian Carr / Don Rendell Quintet that preceded Nucleus, with some additional material from other pre-Nucleus projectsHere's one with most of the Nucleus studio albums, but sadly missing Out of The Long Dark and The Pretty Redhead.So there's Out of the Long Dark…and here's Awakening…Don't look at it too long, it'll make you lose your mind! The famous Vertigo Swirl, very much the stuff of legends…Interviews, Video, etc…Chris Spedding gives valuable insight into the beginning of Nucleus and why he left. We've put the interview, which is a long one, to the exact spot where he discusses this, but he's an interesting guy and it is well worth listening to the whole thing. For guitar heads, there is also a discussion of equipment.In case you were curious after we'd spoken about both Pete Brown and Graham Bond, here they both are.Here's another one set up for the exact moment when Nucleus is discussed, but the entire show is worth a look…Check out the Snakehips era band on German TV with a wildly enthusiastic Alexis Korner somehow in charge of the proceedings. Who knew he spoke German?This is maybe around the time of Under the Sun, a really great show in Norway. There is an interview at about the 27 minute mark.Do we recognise this?Oh Yes!Print, etc…* "Out Of The Long Dark", Alan Shipton's dry but at least factual account of Ian's Life* "Music Outside" Nobody wrote better about Ian Carr than Ian Carr, but this 1973 book, long out of print but now available in a 2nd edition, saves only the last chapter for an account of the founding of Nucleus and devotes the rest of the space to wonderful portraits of the British Musicians who were effectively trying to find a British identity in Jazz. Highly recommendedNucleus & Next, A Personal Odyssey, etc…The relaxed blues number, Easy Does It Now....and here's an early version of the Band, without Tom , playing a tune which was very much based on "Easy Does It Now". 1982, I Think…Was this ,perhaps…Visions Of Ra, the Next demo from December of 1983The origin of this bass line? Clue: This is the Christmas of 1983.Robert's account of how Next happenedMy memory insists that in 1982 Gavin came to our youth orchestra rehearsals wearing a corduroy suit and a Paisley bow tie. Now I'm sure he didn't, and I'm also pretty sure that this impression settled in over the years thanks to 1) an anecdote of James's in which a 13- or maybe 14-year-old Gavin did indeed turn up to Sunday afternoon Crusaders classes in a green velvet suit, and 2) his uncanny resemblance at the time to television's Doctor Jonathan Miller.At these rehearsals our Gav impressed me as being witty, self-confident and slightly eccentric, traits he displayed flamboyantly when he showed up at Glasgow Airport wearing a nipple-chafing gondolier's t-shirt the day we jetted off on our life-changing world tour of Nuremberg. Needless to say, the rest of us were very Scottishly attired in v-necks and parkas, except for one poor guy, a low-ranking percussionist named Martin, who turned up in a cobalt blue three-piece suit bought by yokel parents expressly for his first time on a plane. Hilariously, a couple of years later this same percussionist quite unintentionally became the mainspring of no small amount of anguish for our Ken, because this chap Martin, you see, was at the time going steady with a hot-blooded young lass that Ken would subsequently and devotedly squire, and, from those very same times at the orchestra, you see, Ken just happened to be privy to the fact that Big Martin the drummer, his amatory predecessor, was appallingly well-endowed… well, it was never going to work.Anyway, to Bavaria we flew, much fun was had, and I got to see Gavin perform free jazz in his mamilla-flaying Venetianesque t-shirt in the cellar of a Baader-Meinhof-backed community centre called The Komm. The following day, to the beat of Ian Carr's In Flagrante Delicto, I collared him on the tour bus with the proposition that we form a band, which we most certainly did, a little over a year later…To be Continued…Subscribe to Gas GiantsRSS https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/311033.rss This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit gasgiants.substack.com

Jimmy Kimmel once again hosted the Academy Awards, and at one point during the ceremony he pulled out his phone to read a "critique" from one of the show's viewers. It turns out that this "viewer" was actually Donald Trump who was ranting about Kimmel on Truth Social. Kimmel read the post and then commented that he was surprised Trump was watching, saying, "Isn't it past your jail time?" But Trump isn't the only Republican politician that Kimmel skewered on Sunday night.Also, during a speech in Georgia over the weekend, Donald Trump appeared to once again slander writer E. Jean Carroll, saying that she brought a fake case against him and accusing her of lying about what happened once more. These are the same claims that already got him sued twice, and he could now be facing the possibility of a third lawsuit or the revocation of his $91 million bond - or BOTH.And Republican Senator Katie Britt is still facing a tremendous amount of backlash over her pathetic State of the Union response, and one of the biggest problems she now has is that she told a story that she now admits isn't exactly the truth. Britt attempted to tell the story of a victim of smuggling and made it appear as if it happened under Biden's watch. However, it actually took place 20 years ago during a Republican presidency, and she sheepishly admitted and then somehow defended her statement on Fox News over the weekend.Next,  Lauren Boebert was boasting just over a week ago of securing her long-awaited endorsement from Donald Trump. But judging from the latest polling data out of her new district, it didn't help at all. Boebert once again placed in the middle of the pack following a debate straw poll from last week, showing that the Trump endorsement didn't move the needle for her. Apparently the claims of being a carpetbagger coupled with her family drama are still too much for the voters.Finally,  in a speech over the weekend, Donald Trump mocked President Biden's stutter to an audience that laughed at the whole incident. Biden has freely admitted that he has battled a stutter for his entire adult life, and Trump continues to sink to new lows in order to attack his opponent. This is coming from a man that is still bitter about Biden's State of the Union receiving such a positive response, and since he can't counter it with intellect, he goes for the personal attacks.Subscribe to our YouTube channel to stay up to date on all of Farron's content: https://www.youtube.com/FarronBalancedFollow Farron on social media!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FarronBalanced/Twitter: https://twitter.com/farronbalancedInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/farronbalancedTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@farronbalanced?lang=en

SERIES 2 EPISODE 136: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN A-Block (1:44) SPECIAL COMMENT: What President Biden should say in The State of the Union tonight is, to declare, simply and directly, that of all the threats to the United States of America the greatest of these is Donald John Trump and thus tonight I am declaring The Biden Doctrine. And in sum, my fellow Americans, the Biden Doctrine is this: we must save our country from madness and vengeance and hate and racism and dictatorship, and to save our country from these evils, we must metaphorically kick the ever-loving shit out of Donald Trump. Instead, the White House expects Biden to deliver a traditional speech that will re-set the campaign. The problem is, it'll be designed for a major event in the life of the nation called The State of the Union that… doesn't exist any more. 53 million people watched Bill Clinton's tension-filled post-Lewinsky State of the Union in 1998. That was 20 percent of the population. Last year? Biden had 27 million viewers and not a whole lot of streamers.  The other problem is, 538 researched Presidential Approval before and after each SOTU since 1978 and the average change in approval is a microscopic 1.9%. The all-time highest was Clinton's 10% gain after he stared down the Republicans post-Lewinsky. If you really do think this is your last chance to fundamentally re-set the race, then gimme The Biden Doctrine. What IS the Biden Doctrine about? The Biden Doctrine is about the greatest threat facing this nation. And what IS the greatest threat to the nation? It's Trump. It's Trump's Cult. It's Trump's madness. It's Trump's racism. It's Trump's desire to be a dictator. It's Trump's next coup. Do it. If they build statues to President Joseph Robinette Biden Junior it will be for saving this nation from Donald Trump. Twice. There is no reason to back away from the easiest to understand accomplishment. There is no reason to hide from what even HE says is the reason he IS running again: to stop Trump and save representative government. Pound the son of a bitch in the ground, like you did at Independence Hall in September '22. You'll get ten percent approval growth just for THAT. And don't forget to join me live on YouTube and Twitch right after the speech for the Countdown With Keith Olbermann State of the Union Post-Game Show. Biden starts about 9 ET, I should start around 10. Be there. Aloha. B-Block (22:59) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: Bill Hemmer says because they cut away from Trump's "victory" speeches CNN and MSNBC should drop "news" from their names. Hilariously, last month Fox News... cut away from Trump's "victory" speeches. Politico and 60,000 other news organizations devoted space to a Democratic presidential candidate who got exactly 51 votes on Tuesday. And Elon Musk a) lied about Biden bringing in foreigners to vote b) lied when he called it "treason" c) probably lied about not helping Trump with financing and d) on the other hand, a candidate he opposed this week won by 2 to 1. C-Block (33:13) THURSDAYS WITH THURBER: They're all brilliantly written. But "The Car We Had To Push" is brilliantly written to be read aloud. One I've never read you before, from his classic book about his childhood in Columbus, Ohio: "My Life And Hard Times."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor Al Miro's latest starring role as Hunter Fosterini alongside Lucy Hale (Nicole), Grant Gustin (Max) and Jane Seymour (Diane Matthews) is in the feature film Puppy Love. Produced by Buzzfeed Studios/Lionsgate and directed by Nick Fabiano and Richard Alan Reid, Puppy Love is streaming in the US as an Amazon Freevee Original Movie and coming to Canada and the UK in February as an Amazon Prime Original Movie. After a disastrous first date, Nicole and Max vow to lose each other's numbers until their dogs find a love match. Hilariously mismatched Nicole and Max are forced to become responsible co-parenting a dog, but end up finding love themselves. Al plays Hunter Fosterini who is a rich CEO of a tech company.  Hunter hires Nicole (Lucy Hale) to stage his mansion. He and Nicole become romantically involved and he becomes the “other guy” to Grant Gustin's character Max. Hunter is the opposite of Max.  He is wild, über confident, unpredictable, passionate, absurd, foreign, and mysterious. His absurdity adds comedy to the film and his relationship with Nicole adds threat to Max. Al is also proud of his role as Dmitri in Firefly Lane who was married to Katherine Heigl's mother, Mario in the CW hit tv series Riverdale, Hugh in Dangerous (Lionsgate) and Max in the Film Festival favorite Daddy's Boy.  Want to watch: YouTube Meisterkhan Pod (Please Subscribe)

In this episode, get ready to burst into laughter as you watch Laura's cringe-worthy auditions that she submitted to casting directors. Despite her best efforts, the results are pure comedy gold! It's time to play judge and witness the hilarious roasting that follows. Erik joins in with a truckload of juicy celebrity showbiz gossip, including our take on the latest season of Love Is Blind. Get ready to chuckle along with us, maybe even at us, as you enjoy watching or listening to the shenanigans. We adore you and appreciate your support! Love your podcast!

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In this conversation, the hosts discuss various casting announcements and upcoming movies. They talk about the casting for the new Karate Kid movie, the Masters of the Universe live-action movie, and the Midnight Sun's movie. They also discuss the possibility of a live-action Miles Morales movie and the decision to not make another solo Hulk film. The conversation concludes with a discussion about the trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine and the cinematographer's comments on The Joker 2. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the controversy surrounding the decision to end Superman and Lois, their review of The Vince Staples Show, the movie This Is Me Now starring Jennifer Lopez, the movie Bob Marley, One Love, and their thoughts on the movie Madame Web. In this episode, the hosts discuss recent trailers for Invincible Season Two and X-Men 97. They express their excitement for the upcoming seasons but find the trailers to be somewhat meaningless. The conversation then shifts to Xbox's new console and a rumored Mandalorian bounty hunter game. The hosts share their thoughts on these developments. Finally, they discuss the surprising news that actor Song Kang, known for his role in the Fast and Furious movies, is black. They express their disbelief and humorously speculate on the implications for his character in the franchise. 00:00 Introduction and Birthdays 01:28 Casting for the New Karate Kid Movie 03:12 New Masters of the Universe Live Action Movie 04:00 Project X Sequel in Development 05:38 Casting for El Fantástico 4 06:37 Casting for Project Double X 07:42 Casting for Midnight Sun's Movie 08:44 Hulk Will Not Get Another Solo Film 09:58 Live Action Miles Morales Movie Planned 11:48 The Cast of El Fantástico 4 Revealed 19:22 Amy Pascal's Comments on Two Movies Before Live Action Miles Morales 22:21 Deadpool and Wolverine Trailer Breaks Records 29:47 Cinematographer's Comments on The Joker 2 31:21 Superman and Lois Controversy 36:16 Review: The Vince Staples Show 43:39 Review: This Is Me Now 47:52 Review: Bob Marley, One Love 49:32 Review: Madame Web 01:04:47 Trailer Talk: Invincible Season Two and X-Men 97 01:09:01 Xbox's New Console and a Mandalorian Bounty Hunter Game 01:10:26 Surprising News: Song Kang's Ethnicity in Fast and Furious

PWC Royal Rumble Fallout: Rumblemania Reigns Supreme!* Brace yourselves, Rumblemaniacs, because Chris Ambs and Jimmy T. are back with a podcast so explosive, it'll make Brock Lesnar fear the F-5! It's the *PWC Royal Rumble Fallout*, your ultimate post-Rumble destination for delirious recaps, heated debates, and wildest predictions for the road to WrestleMania! In this episode, we'll dissect the Rumble from top to bottom: * Who emerged victorious? Was it a seasoned veteran reclaiming their throne, a rising star shocking the world, or a cunning opportunist playing the game to perfection? We'll analyze every near-elimination, every epic moment, and crown the true Rumble MVP! * Surprise entrants and shocking eliminations: We'll unpack the biggest head-scratchers, celebrate the unexpected returns, and mourn the fallen warriors who just missed their shot at glory. Did any debuts leave jaws on the floor? Did any betrayals break hearts? Prepare for emotional rollercoasters and side-splitting laughter as we relive the Rumble's most talked-about moments. * Road to WrestleMania: The Rumble sets the stage for the Grandest Stage of Them All, and we'll map out the potential dream matches, simmering feuds, and swerves that could define the road to WrestleMania. Who's got their sights set on the Championship gold? Will old rivalries reignite, or will new alliances form? We'll speculate, predict, and maybe even throw in some outlandish fantasy booking scenarios for good measure! But wait, there's more! * Fan interaction: We'll open the phone lines and let you, the passionate PWC community, weigh in on your favorite (and least favorite) Rumble moments. Share your wildest theories, dream matches, and rants, and let your voices be heard! * Hilariously bad takes (maybe): Chris and Jimmy might throw in some intentionally terrible predictions and hot takes just for kicks (and to fuel your future "I told you so" moments). Brace yourselves for laughter, groans, and maybe even a sprinkle of friendly smack talk. So, whether you're a Rumble veteran with encyclopedic knowledge or a first-time viewer still reeling from the chaos, the PWC Royal Rumble Fallout has something for everyone! Join Chris Ambs and Jimmy T. as they dissect the Rumble, predict the future, and prove once again that wrestling is the greatest form of entertainment on Earth! Powered By The PWC Network thepwcnetwork.podbean.com Follow Chris Ambs on X @Chrisambs1 Follow Jimmy T On X @_DJMASSFX_ Follow The PWC Network on X @PWC_NETWORK

Weak Layers is Katie Burrell's feature film, which she not only directed but co-wrote and acted in. The film invites us to truly understand ski culture, unlike many unrealistic ski movies of the past. With this film, Katie proves that a novice director can stay true to their vision while also leading with transparency, humility, and positivity along the way. In today's episode, No Film School's GG Hawkins, speaks with Katie Burrell to discuss: Feeling excited about theatrical releases in ski towns Creating such a niche film What Katie can't stand about other ski movies The unique, diverse cast and what they brought to the film Directing in extreme climates Being honest about her lack of experience How she kept up morale on set Why they didn't do any playback How they created an organic party vibe on set Memorable Quotes “I was militant about making sure that it felt like it was a Hollywood movie, something that could reach into the mainstream.” [6:34] “No pro skier would ever put their goggles on top of the helmet.” [10:49] “In all the auditions of the core cast, there was a uniqueness that came through in each of them.” [14:03] “I was having the best time, all of the time.” [31:26] “To be somebody's scene partner and also their director, is a really tricky relationship dynamic.” [37:09] “Don't be afraid to admit that you have no idea what you're doing, because people will rally around you and want to support that kind of attitude.” [43:46] Mentioned: Weak Layers Follow Katie on IG  Find No Film School everywhere: On the Web https://nofilmschool.com/ Facebook  https://www.facebook.com/nofilmschool Twitter  https://twitter.com/nofilmschool YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/user/nofilmschool Instagram https://www.instagram.com/nofilmschool Send us an email with questions or feedback: podcast@nofilmschool.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another superb comeback for Gloucester Hartpury as they overturn a large second half deficit to beat local rivals Bristol. Jim takes us through the game and the importance of keeping this unbeaten run going. Elsewhere, in the Six Nations, England managed to sneak a win over a young Wales side, Ireland eased passed a disappointing Italy while Scotland were robbed of a last second win over a disjointed France by a very controversial TMO decision. The main part of the pod though this week is our discussion around ideas that could improve the game as a whole. Ed Price James Eastwood (Snowy) Lawrence Landray Jim Harley

Hour two of Larry Conners USA: RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/c-1568182 WEBSITE: https://www.larryconnersusa.com/ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/larryconnersusa NEWSTALK STL: https://newstalkstl.com/larry/ The post Senator Kennedy Hilariously Exposes Bidenomics / 7P LC-USA 2-8-24 appeared first on Larry Conners USA.

In this podcast… Kat Kerr, self proclaimed prophet of god, claims that God told her trump would win the 2024 election. She made this same mistake in 2020 and it went poorly for her. I love this to death. Let's watch her flail around madly as she tries to create new religious doctrine to explain why she was wrong. Ben Shapiro's network, The Daily Wire, produced a comedy movie called “lady ballers”. It's basically about hating trans people. Hilariously, he said he wanted to make a documentary about trans people joining sports teams, but he couldn't find a sports team that would allow it. I'm not sure what he's even complaining about. Bill Cook is a MAGA preacher. He seems to believe Trump is anointed by God. He's a self proclaimed Christian Nationalist. He's been repeating some deeply bizarre things recently, so I wanted to break down the strangest claims he's made. We also take voicemails. If you want to leave a voicemail, the number is 1-800-701-8573. Become a youtube member: https://owenmorgan.com/fireside-membership Get my book (Understanding Jehovahs Witnesses): https://owenmorgan.com/book Email list: https://owenmorgan.com/subscribe Patreon: https://owenmorgan.com/patreon Twitter: https://owenmorgan.com/twitter Twitch: https://owenmorgan.com/twitch Telltale: https://www.youtube.com/@owenmorgantelltale Telltale Fireside Chat: https://www.youtube.com/@telltalefiresidechat Telltale Unfiltered: https://www.youtube.com/@telltaleunfiltered Telltale Reads: https://www.youtube.com/@telltalereads TikTok: https://owenmorgan.com/tiktok Discord: https://owenmorgan.com/discord PayPal: https://owenmorgan.com/paypal Teespring: https://owenmorgan.com/teespring Podcast on iTunes: https://owenmorgan.com/itunes-podcast Podcast on SoundCloud: https://owenmorgan.com/soundcloud-podcast Voicemail: 1-800-701-8573

On today's show, a snorkelling story led us to discover some of today's best worst CGI movie previews. Never heard of Velocipastor or Llamageddon? Fret no more! We've got the previews for those and more right here. For the whole podcast, as well as a ton of other exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trysta throws to her preseason breakdown of the Bucks, in which she worried about Adrian Griffin's power trip. Turns out, she was right, as the Bucks fired their rookie head coach. Hilariously, they might replace him with none other than Doc Rivers. She reacts to that and the rest of the news around the NBA on one of the busier days you'll see in the association. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this podcast… Donald Trump has been viewed as a literal stand-in for Jesus for a while now. He made the perception worse by posting a video on his social media network. It's an absolutely bizarre video. We have to watch it. Trump supporter and qanonner Brenden Dilley has been close to trump for a long time. He's the one that produced the video Trump released on his social media. Let's talk about the bizarre things he's had to say. Sherri Tenpenny and Stella Immanuel have been making predictions about covid for years. One of Tenpenny's predictions just failed. again. I didn't expect any differently, but it's deeply entertaining to watch these people fall flat on their faces. We also take voicemails. If you want to leave a voicemail, the number is 1-800-701-8573. Become a youtube member: https://owenmorgan.com/fireside-membership Email list: https://owenmorgan.com/subscribe Patreon: https://owenmorgan.com/patreon Twitter: https://owenmorgan.com/twitter Twitch: https://owenmorgan.com/twitch Telltale: https://www.youtube.com/@owenmorgantelltale Telltale Fireside Chat: https://www.youtube.com/@telltalefiresidechat Telltale Unfiltered: https://www.youtube.com/@telltaleunfiltered Telltale Reads: https://www.youtube.com/@telltalereads TikTok: https://owenmorgan.com/tiktok Discord: https://owenmorgan.com/discord PayPal: https://owenmorgan.com/paypal Teespring: https://owenmorgan.com/teespring Podcast on iTunes: https://owenmorgan.com/itunes-podcast Podcast on SoundCloud: https://owenmorgan.com/soundcloud-podcast Voicemail: 1-800-701-8573

The Alamo City Movie Talk crew gets into Is Mean Girls (2024) Hilariously Entertaining? Let's talk movies and be sure to let us know what you thought of the film down below. Thank you all for watching and listening. Do not forget to SUBSCRIBE to us! Thanks for making us part of your day.

In this episode, Trent shreds the low-hanging fruit of popular online atheist memes.

Distant Origin (VOY S3 E23) was recommended by Toledo, who says:"1. The theme of "people discovering that their past is different, interesting, and complicated" is a favorite of mine2. The idea of humans finding, basically, cousins in space is really cool (and raises so many unknown questions, like "how did they get there?")3. It's one ST episode that deals with issues of religion/mythology, and shows how those are used to structure power and identity in complicated ways (as well as how folks moving to change ingrained narratives run afoul not JUST of power, but of identities)4. I recently watched the 1968 Planet of the Apes and was struck by the parallels to Distant Origin: conflicts over "doctrine," over personhood and rights, over history; but Chakotay is a much better person than Charleton Heston's character.5. It's always fun when Starfleet runs into super-powerful alien races6. For an episode that's a parable paralleling "intelligent design" vs. evolution conversations, it misunderstands evolution HILARIOUSLY. And I think that's important: you can make significant points without being accurate in every respect. (In this sense, it's like "Darmok," where the linguistics make NO sense but the emotions do.)7. DINOSAURS."Distant Origin first aired on April 30, 1997, written by Brannon Braga and Joe Menosky, and directed by David LivingstonThe Joy of Trek is hosted by Khaki & Kay, with editing & production by Chief Engineer Greg and music by Fox Amoore (Bandcamp | Bluesky)Send us your recommendations, or support us on Patreon.Find us at joyoftrek.com | Bluesky | Instagram

Alright, brave souls and easily spooked wanderers, before we dive into the adult-themed chaos of Dark Enigma, here's your legal heads-up. Our tales and banter might disturb, frighten, or even offend. If you're the kind who faints at the sight of a dark shadow, this might not be your cup of eerie tea. Consider this your warning – listener discretion is advised, and we won't be held responsible for any spilled coffee, dropped jaws, or overly dramatic gasps that may ensue, clutch your pearls at your own peril. So, buckle up, or don't I'm not your mom, and you've been warned! Greetings, my fabulous heathens, and step right up to the vortex of the peculiar and unexplained – this is Dark Enigma! I'm your ringmaster, Nicole Delacroix, here to guide you through tales of things that go bump in the night, creatures that haunt your dreams, supernatural beings with more drama than your nosy neighbor, and a sprinkle of unsolved mysteries. So, buckle up, grab your beverage of choice and prepare to be whisked away to the dark, delightful conundrum of today's episode. Let the weirdness commence, as we dive into today's Dark Enigma. And on today's Dark Enigma brace yourselves for a topic that tickles the paranormal fancy! Here we are, diving into the abyss of the mysterious, armed with our usual dose of sarcasm and a dash of dark humor. And, of course, our drinking game – because you're chilling with a podcast, and your social calendar might be more relaxed than a ghost on a Sunday afternoon. No judgment here – we're all in this laid-back afterlife together! So, round up your favorite spirits, be it a fancy wine or a trusty brew, and get ready to embark on a journey into the realms of the weird and wacky. Take a swig every time you're mystified by the podcast's spellbinding tales, or equally spellbinding host, but remember, the choice of poison is entirely yours. Choose wisely, and let the laughter and libations flow!  Hello, dear listeners as we step into the mystifying realms of 2024, may this year unfold with intriguing enigmas and boundless curiosity. Here's to unlocking the secrets of the universe together! Wishing you a year filled with light, love, and the joy of uncovering the unknown. Thank you for being part of our mysterious journey so far, and may your year be as captivating as the enigmas we explore. Happy New Year, and let the adventure continue! Alright, let's jump right in… Alright, now for the game part how about every time I say Fox that will be a single shot and every time I say Spirits, that will be a double shot.  Now that the business end is out of the way we can jump headfirst into today's dark enigma… so don your best corset and top hat as we dive into today's offering of Beyond the Grave Giggles – The Fox Sisters' Hilariously Haunted History!

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Widower gets a special visitor on Christmas Eve.By PaulStevens. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy stories.Dan felt like a small child, sitting up watching his phone for alerts that his midnight delivery had arrived. It was like he was waiting for Santa or something, well in his case, more like a Mrs. Claus. Not that Elly was as saintly as the real Mrs. Claus, but she was getting him out of a jam with his 9-year-old daughter this year, and that made her saintly enough.In Jane's last difficult months of life, Elly was her faithful friend. In the months since Dan lost Jane, Elly continued to help him navigate the challenges of raising 2 kids alone.For Elly, it was a blessed distraction from her own failing marriage.Finally, Dan heard his phone buzz, and looked down to see the text; ‘Here’, on his screen. He hopped up and went to his garage and let Elly in the side door, before leading her into his shop, where he knew they would not be overheard, should someone be awake & snooping.“Evening Elly, did you get my delivery?” Dan asked. “Everything look okay?”“Yes, absolutely.” Elly said, cheerfully. “It looks fantastic, thank you so much for assembling that. You were a life saver, just sorry I missed you. Gracie will be thrilled when she sees it in the morning.”Dan was mesmerized, staring at the glorious pair of jugs protruding from under Elly's red silk blouse. He quickly recovered himself. “Glad I can help! Assembling dollhouses I can do, clothes buying and fashion, not so much. Did you have any trouble at the mall?”Elly smiled, “Nope, as I told you, I was buying for Gracie and Josie anyways, picking up a few things for Samantha was no problem, and you do fine. Seriously, I’m not great at trends either, but at least they’ll all match each other, so they can suffer together. I got some of Sam’s stuff a size up from what you said by the way, her birthday isn’t for ages, and she won’t make it to the fall in the size she’s in.” Elly said handing Dan a stack of packages that, he noticed she had wrapped neatly for him, another thing off the list, tonight. “I hope you don’t mind?”“Oh, not at all, I hadn’t noticed, clothes were clearly not my department. Jane usually;” he stopped; thinking of his late wife; and fighting back the grief, “anyways, thanks.”“Hey, Dan don’t feel bad, like I said, you’re doing great. These are minor things considering what you three have been through, given Jane’s passing. Speaking of clothes, I also brought this,” she held up a paper grocery bag, “for Owen, I noticed his clothes are getting a tad small, when I picked him up the other day. I had my sister put together some of my nephew’s old clothes, these should hold you for a bit. If you want more; let me know, she’s got plenty. She’s just going to donate them, if you don’t need them.”“Wow, sounds great, and thanks for everything, Elly; you’ve been a life saver.”Elly smiled, “right back at you Dan, if I had to hear from Charlie, one more time about how I can’t handle a dollhouse because I can’t use tools, I was going to scream. Not that I can’t, I just had zero time or space to do that without ruining it for Gracie.”Dan chuckled, “Charlie should know plenty about tools, that guy is the biggest one I’ve ever seen, how he ever got you, will always boggle my mind. As for the dollhouse, no problem. You should see the stuff in my living room, it looked like Santa’s workshop in there, this month.”“Umm; a workshop full of toys and Christmas eve delivery, you sure you’re not Santa?” Elly winked.“Late night gift delivery, perfectly wrapped I might add, thank you for that by the way, saved me time tonight. You sure you aren’t Mrs. Claus?” He said, smiling.“Nope, just a friend helping out a friend, and as for the wrapping, same with the buying I was on a roll, figured you wouldn’t mind, besides, given I missed you tonight, it's the least I could do. I’m just glad my sister invited us to stay with her, so I could drop these by last minute.”“So, you are at your sister’s place for Christmas?”“Yeah, Isabelle didn’t want me being alone this Christmas, especially with Charlie being such an ass about the divorce all year. So, she convinced her kids how fun it would be to have their cousins stay.”“Well, should make for a joy-filled morning for sure. Let me know how the house goes over.”“Will do, same with those clothes.”“Elly, no kid is excited about clothes,” Dan said, chuckling.Elly rolled her eyes, “Umm, 9 year-old girls are, hence why you needed my help.”He swore she said; ‘men’ under her breath.“You’re right, of course, thanks again,” then looking at his watch he said, “and let me officially be the first to wish you a merry Christmas, Elly.”“Oh god, is it midnight already? I need to get back, or the kids will think I am Mrs. Claus. Merry Christmas, Dan.” She gave him a quick wave as she slipped out the door. He locked it behind her and went to bring the presents to the family room tree. Smiling at the care with which they had been wrapped. He noticed she had left the tag blank, probably so Sam wouldn’t be suspicious that the writing was Ms. Elly’s.“Like she won’t be suspicious the clothes are this nicely wrapped,” Dan thought to himself with a chuckle, as he filled out the tags and put them under the tree for the morning. He smiled at the tree and couldn’t help think of his departed Jane, and how much she loved Christmas. He took a moment to give into the grief that he had fought back in front of Elly.Though he appreciated how understandable Elly was about it, it still felt wrong to grieve in front of someone like that at this joyous time, even someone he had gotten as close with as he had Elly. Her divorce and his wife’s death this year had been a bonding thing for them. Elly's ex was a first class jerk, but he was also a coward who had somehow convinced Elly she was useless at taking care of herself. Hilariously, Dan knew he was only being this way because it was in fact Charlie who relied so heavily on Elly, that he needed her backing, to function. But low and behold, Elly had discovered she was fine on her own. Elly is a great mom and gracefully approaching her forties. Her inner beauty radiates outward to her lovely face. Her feminine curves were always luscious, but with her recent focus on better health, she would probably be off the ‘market' soon.‘Did she know her blouse was so, unbuttoned, tonight?' Dan thought to himself.Elly always took it in stride that men would get distracted by her tits. Ever since high school, Elly enjoyed more than her fair share of double-takes from guys. Her challenge was finding a man who loved her for more than her ass & tits. She hated that men often assumed a woman with a full figure lacked in brain power.Elly always appreciated that Dan believed in her. But now that she's single again; Elly found herself actually enjoying her growing need for a man.To keep her ex-husband off her back, Dan had volunteered to help with any home repairs she didn’t know how to do, or would’ve had to call someone for. She tried to pay him, but he reminded her of all the help she had given months before when Jane was first gone. Their daughters were already friendly, so Elly would take his kids for hours to give him a break. Countless meals seem to find their way home with the kids each time, she said they're leftovers, but he wasn’t fooled. So when she finally rid herself of the ‘tool', the repairs and upkeep were the least he could do.The latest exchange? He assembled a dollhouse for little Gracie that Elly had zero time to put together, if she picked up the clothes Sam had asked for. Given he spent no time in malls, and almost had never bought his kids clothes, picking out girls clothes was well out of his wheelhouse, so the exchange was perfect.His reflection was broken by a knock at the front door, figuring it was Elly, though surprised she used the front door. He dried his tears and went to answer it.When he opened the door, he found not Elly, but someone entirely different. Standing in the cold winter air was a scantily clad goddess wearing what could only be described as Mrs. Claus’s lingerie. Red lace with white fur barely covered her ample breasts and panties area; over which she wore a see through red robe that was also white fur lined. Lost in the woman’s cleavage, he barely heard her say, “Merry Christmas Dan, I’m Joy, your Christmas present, so to speak. Mind inviting me in? It’s cold out here.”Dan gulped, then moving out of the way said, “Of course come on in.”Joy just smiled, closed the door, and said, “Before you start with the questions, let’s just say you’ve been a very, very good boy this year, and a great dad. I’m a reward to special good single Daddy’s who might not have anyone to keep them warm on a cold Christmas Eve.” Joy then got very close, and without warning, kissed him.Before he knew it, almost by magic, her clothes were gone, and his hands were being placed on her firm ass and luscious tits. His clothing was strangely gone as well. It was too much for his system. He felt his cock explode with a long blast of cum; and blushed.Without missing a beat Joy stopped, smiled, and was somehow wearing her robe, again. Reading his shock and embarrassment she said; “Good, now that we got that one out of the way; and don’t worry Dan, that happens a lot. I always come in hot like that you see. It tells me what kind of help you need. I'm part of Santa's special services team. I'm a comforter.  I'm part of the division which cares for devoted single dads. If you just wanted sex, that works for me. Some dads just need to work out a little sexual frustration. Others, like you, are a little more complex and need something a little deeper. You complex ones usually cream yourself quick, and then we can get down to the real business.For the record, much as I love good sex, I prefer your kind, way more fulfilling for me. My success is measured by your depth of regained happiness. Now, which way to your kitchen?” Dan pointed and she said, “excellent, I’m going to make you some cocoa and we’ll chat. Oh, and if you hadn’t noticed I’m a little magical, just like the Big fella, no time will pass while I’m here, so you’re not sacrificing sleep, nor will anyone wake up or see me if they do wake. We won't run out of time, nor will I lack stamina to meet your needs. We had one incident a long time ago, and we’ve been a lot more careful since. So, with that out of the way let’s get started.”Dan, not fully believing there was some kind of smoking hot elf in his kitchen making hot chocolate; sat down at his table in a daze. For something to do, he checked her out. Given she was wearing the robe, he was less able to see her body, but he had gotten an eyeful when she was at the door. She was buxom, but not overly so, her weight suited her and made her huge breasts not look comical on her. She had ample hips which he could see even with the robe on. Her hair was chestnut brown and halfway down her back. He was taken out of his admiring of her, by a question, as she brought the cocoa to the table.“So, I couldn’t help but notice those tears when you opened the door. How are you holding up without Jane here? The whole truth now, not what you tell others so they don’t feel uncomfortable. My job is to make your Christmas better, and let’s face it, as long as you’re trying to hold it together for those darling kiddos upstairs, neither you or they is going to get the Christmas you all hoped for. And we both know Jane wouldn’t want to be the reason you all have a bad Christmas. So out with it.”He resisted at first, but looking into Joy’s eyes he suddenly couldn’t help it, it all just poured out of him, grief he didn’t even know he had been holding onto, until he was sobbing uncontrollably in her lap, the chocolate long forgotten.His loneliness also got the best of him, and he found himself the aggressor this time, not able to get close enough to Joy no matter how many kisses. She took it all, and returned his fevered kisses, but it never got further than that, as the out pour of emotion once again overwhelmed him. He felt his eyes water again before this got beyond kissing and hugging. The irrational guilt of his sexual desires had kept him from dating for all these months since Jane's passing.But Joy shouldn't count, right? Joy's here as a supernatural intervention of sorts. Perhaps Jane; from some other world, arranged this visit?“It’s okay Dan, all of it, this is a hard thing to deal with. You miss her in ways you haven’t even realized.” Joy then asked; “When was the last time you thought about a woman like you have tonight? Probably not in months.”Guilt washed over him as he knew that was not true, there was someone, he just could not bring himself to acknowledge those feelings though.Joy missed nothing, he was sure she knew what he was thinking, and maybe even about whom. Instead, she drank the rest of her cocoa and said; “that said, big boy, you can’t keep leaving a girl hanging, I’m magic, but I’m still flesh & bones.” Standing, she said; “Mind helping a lady out? I’ll even make it extra fun for you,” she said as she shed the robe he had opened during their petting.Holding his hand, she led him to the family room, and she laid down on the sofa. From somewhere produced a whipped cream can and proceeded to spray it on her tits and then her crotch. Here she placed a cherry, and announced; “Come get your dessert big boy, special attention to the spot with the cherry if you don’t mind. I know how much you boys like your boobs, but that tongue of yours on my cunt would be heavenly.”Dan smiled and went to work, quickly cleaning off her impressive chest, making sure to give her hard nipples a stiff, tugging suck, before heading down to the main event. He  took her two ankles and pulled her body down to one end of the sofa, until her ass was over the armrest and her legs dangled. From that side of the sofa, her pulled her knees wide apart and knelt down to enjoy a cunt sundae. He licked her completely clean before dipping his tongue into her sweet-tasting crevice. As requested, he gave it plenty of attention, especially her stiff, protruding clit. He sucked har on her nub while flicking it rapidly with his tongue, and was soon rewarded by her thrashing and moaning as she closed on her climax. Not long after, she exploded in pleasure, and he made sure to clean up any of her sweet syrup that leaked out.When he got up, he was instantly spun around and pinned naked to the sofa, with Joy on top. She kissed him hungrily, and with lust in her eyes, said; “Thank you sir, but you’ve been holding out on me it seems.” She reached down and grabbed his cock, which he had not noticed had gotten painfully hard, and began stroking it.“You’ve been hiding this thick candy cane from me.” She slid back and bent down to give it a few quick sucks, before rising and smiling, “just checking, looks like someone’s finally ready for the main event. Good thing too, your tongue is heavenly, but I need to be filled up, darling.” She then rose up and mounted him, squeezing her tits together, as she knelt, straddling a little forward, and moaned.If it was possible, Dan got harder in her stiff, velvety depths. He found new purpose in making this woman satisfied. Little did he know, his unconsciousness was awakening to new dimensions of life, finding purpose by satisfying a woman's sexual desires.She smiled; “Oh I think our good daddy likes his present, just wait big boy, you ain’t seen nothing yet.”She proceeded to ride him, slow at first, but getting faster as she went, clearly hitting a sensitive spot for herself as she did. She came not too long after starting. As she collapsed on him, Dan seized his chance, and holding her to him, with his cock still buried deep in her, rolled them over. “Umm, Daddy’s ready to drive huh? Have at it, drive into the depths of my magic cunt.”Have it he did. He wasn’t sure how long, but he burned off months of sexual frustration on Joy’s cunt, and she loved every minute of it. His hungry cock tingled in delight as her cunt magically massaged every inch of his manhood. As he felt his spunk prepare for an eminent blast, he pressed down and held there. Her cunt then seemed to suck on his tip, swelling his glans, and holding him securely. As the waves of ejaculate shot out, he felt her cunt actually swallow him, as though she was giving him a swallowing blowjob with her tight, rigid cunt. This climax held for a few minutes of pure ecstasy. When it was all done, he collapsed next to her, spent.Joy turned onto her side with her head on Dan's chest. One of her tits laid over him and he gently fondled it as his breathing settled.“Feel better?” Joy asked snuggling up to him. As she did, she handed him something. “Before the irrational guilt settles in, read this. It’s Jane’s last letter to Santa. She was always a believer, and a big reason I’m here tonight.”Dan unfolded the letter, which was written in Jane’s familiar script, and it read:Dear Santa,My wish is not really for this year, or maybe even next year. I know I’m not well, and I do not know how much time I have left, but if you are out there, can you make sure that if I go, my Daniel has a good Christmas. If I know him, he will move heaven and earth to make sure the kids have a happy Christmas, even at the expense of himself. So, if you can find some way to make sure he’s ok next year, I’d appreciate it. I love him so much, and I hope he finds his own way to happiness, but if not, please help him, and remind him its ok to move on. He has already given me more love, care and support than a girl could ever dreamed of, and I could not bear to see him unhappy after all he’s sacrificed for me, nor am I selfish enough to think only I deserve his love. His heart his too big to keep hidden away. I only hope he can find someone to love, and that she cherishes him as much as I do. I’m not sure why I’m writing all of this to you Santa, or if you’re even real, but if you are, make sure he has a good Christmas and knows that I was loved.Jane“She always said I should move on if she went, but it's so hard. Jane was, everything.” Dan said shaking his head.“Not to be nosy, but I think you already have. You just won’t admit it to yourself. I think there is a certain divorcee you’ve been a guardian angel for. And let’s face it Dan, she’s been yours. That little exchange you two just had, before I got here; how is that any different than how you and Jane worked together? You could fill a need for her and her kids, that has been neglected for long since before she left Charlie. And those two darlings upstairs,” Joy said pointing upstairs, “need a good mother’s love and care. Which, given that little bag of clothes in the garage for Owen, and the perfectly wrapped gifts for Sam under the tree; she’s already doing.”Joy looked deeply into Dan's eyes; “No one can replace Jane. She will always be those kid's mother. But that doesn’t mean the 6 of you can’t help each other heal. Who knows, maybe by next Christmas, someone won’t need her sister to rescue her, and both of you can put out presents together. Just think about it. And admit it; you really loved the cleavage tease she provided, tonight? Imagine how happy you'll make her, by enjoying her body. That luscious body she wants to share with you.”Then she rose and smiled; “Well, not to run, but I have to go. You need to get some sleep. Excited kids will be up soon. Do not forget to send Elly a video of those clothes getting opened.”Joy helped him up, then seeing the unkept state that the room was in; picked up a candy cane off the hot chocolate tray, and waved it around. Magically the kitchen was spotless, and they were both fully dressed. “See you again next year if needed. You’re my charge now, so I’ll come back as many Christmases as I’m needed. I have a good feeling you won’t even need me next year though.” With that she was gone.Dan found himself in his bed being woken by his kids, wondering if the whole thing had been a dream. Not too long after, paper lay all over the family room floor, and his kids were engrossed in their gifts. As promised, he sent the video of little Samantha gushing over her clothes. Given he had not been as discreet filming it as he hoped, Samantha had seen and made sure to say 'thanks Ms. Elly’ to the recording phone. He wasn’t sure how exactly she knew, but he also wasn’t shocked. Sam was as smart as her mother, and he was thankful of that every day. Every time he looked at Sam, he knew he’d always have a part of Jane in his life. He also received a video of Gracie, loving her dollhouse, and giving her mom all the credit, which he was sure made Elly’s day.As it should, moms work hard at Christmas, they should get credit. This was especially true in Elly’s case, given her troubles with Charlie this year. After watching the video, he thought for a bit about what Joy had said and decided to send back:'Thanks for the video, glad to put a smile on her face, and glad she put a smile on yours. Hopefully my smart girl put a smile on yours too, she is something. Speaking of smiles, I know you put one on my face more than I thought possible these past few months, and I love giving you reasons to show your pretty smile. I think we’re good for each other. I’d like to explore that more after the holidays are over, if you’re ready for that.“He nervously hit ‘send' and moments later got back.'More than ready, I just didn’t want to rush you. Jane was an incredible woman and a tough act to follow, I’ll do my best for sure. We’ll take it slow for the kids’ sake, but you’re right, you make me smile more than I have in years, and I’d like to feel that more. Name a time and place in the new year and I’m there.A moment later he got another text;F Y I, Izzy says 'about darn time’ and has already volunteered to babysit all the kids if we need.’Dan smiled, Jane got her wish, it certainly was a Merry Christmas, and by the looks of things, it was going to be a happy new year too.One year later:The grandfather clock suddenly froze after 6 chimes, as there was a knock on the door. Dan was snuggled under a blanket, on the sofa with Elly after putting four kids worth of presents under the tree. They were trying their first blended Christmas. Dan started to get up; confused, only to hear another female voice."Oh, please don’t get up, dear boy. You are right where you belong, and where I hoped I’d find you.” Joy said, appearing from nowhere, wearing much more clothing than the previous year; but still sexy as ever.Elly was spooked for a minute, by the appearance. Was this some other love interest of Dan's that she wasn't aware of? Young attractive widowers like Dan, were often getting sympathy attention from women, even married women. And some even wanted to make sure Dan got some sexual attention. Elly was proud to be the only woman Dan accepted even platonic help from. Yet women still tried to push themselves on him. But why on Christmas eve? Joy interrupted Elly's suspicions by revealing some secrets of her own. “Good evening, Elly! I assume I can let Rudy know he’s not needed this year, as well?’Stunned by the secret revelation, Elly turned beet red. "Oh, ah, er, yes, thank you, umm.” Elly trembled at having her previous secret Christmas dalliance exposed. This woman even knew Rudy's name! Then Elly caught on that both she and Dan were recipients of Santa's comforter services. At least they were receiving free gifts of personal services. It wasn't like Elly or Dan were actually hiring prostitution services.Still she felt vulnerable at the revelation. She hugged Dan tight and resolved herself to accept that Dan also got comforted last Christmas, by someone other than her.“Oh, where are my manners! I’m Joy. Last Christmas, Dan wasn't quite ready for romance with you, so I was assigned to him. Same as Rudy was assigned to you. He will be glad, we were both rooting for you two, this year.”Then noting Dan’s puzzled & embarrassed look; Joy said; “Why, my dear Daniel, you do not think that only single dads get comfort visits on Christmas eve? Men!” Joy said, looking at Elly and rolling her eyes, “Sometimes, they think it's all about them.”Elly chuckled, “Yeah, but this one is pretty cute, so I’ll keep him.”Joy smiled and turned back to Dan, “Where do you think that song came from, you silly boy? One male comforter gets caught kissing a widow, back in the early fifties, in a Santa suit; and all the sudden the big man is stealing men’s wives! You remember how I mentioned there was an incident? That’s the reason for the clock stopping. And the invisibility? Well, that’s the one, Santa could have put an end to it by revealing us all, of course. But not every single mom or dad out there deserves us, so he took the hit. Mrs. Claus loves the song, she gets to rib him every time it plays, up at the north pole. Which, despite it being banned, is played at least a few times a year, funny how that keeps happening,” Joy said with a wink.“Honestly, it's just bad luck really that that widow had a thing for the Santa suit, but then again a lot of grown-up girls do, eh Elly?” Joy said, winking this time at Dan as Elly blushed a bit, as her secret fetish was revealed.“Anyways; sorry to break up the cuddle you two have, but there is some paperwork, since the comforter service is temporarily discharging you two. We need you both to sign something saying you are happily together. Of course, you two kids could just have saved us the trouble by making all this official with a trip to the local courthouse. But I, for one, admire that you’re taking things low key.”“Elly, I’ll have you go first, if you don’t mind. I’ll handle your discharge in Rudy’s stead, he’s got a full night, and I’m slated to be here for a while yet anyways. Funny how folks think elves only make toys all year, and don't find any work to do, once the sleigh gets loaded up. Truth is, we really get motivated for comforter services night!”Elly went with Joy to the kitchen counter and signed a few things on the clipboard, which Joy produced. Dan could not help noticing the whispering between the two ladies, nor the glances at him.When it was his turn, Elly then disappeared upstairs as Joy came back into the family room. Dan stood up and took the clipboard. He signed & initialed all the documents. Then, when he was finished Joy gave him a huge hug. "You did good. You both are glowing. I couldn’t have hoped for better. I know Jane would be happy for you, too.Funny thing about Jane, I’m not sure Elly told you, but it was Jane who first told her to think about moving on from Charlie. Jane told her; ‘You never know when something better could come along.' In her final days, she knew you two were right for each other. Case in point, the only reason Elly could see me tonight, is because she’s a part of you now, she shares your heart. I knew when I first appeared to you, tonight, I had a confused woman looking at me. You didn’t need me, now. You love her, and she loves you.” She let that sink in, then said; “By the way, as I said, I was due to be here a lot longer, and funny thing about the time magic; it can’t be cancelled. It must just run its course. So those kiddos upstairs are frozen for at least another 45 minutes. I’m sure you and Elly can find a way to fill that time.” Joy said with a wicked grin on her face. Then she added; “Oh, but you’ll need,” she said waving her pen, and magically Dan was wearing a Santa suit. “I think there’s a lonely mom with some treats for you by the fireplace, Santa. Take good care of her.” With that she was gone with a hint of peppermint lingering behind.Dan turned back to the couch and sure enough, standing in front of the fire, was Elly; wearing a loosely tied robe.“Oh Santa, there you are! I have some milk and a cookie for you, I hope you’re one who likes to lick his cookie.” she dropped the robe to show her naked luscious body, with whipped cream & sprinkles covering her mound.“Ho Ho Ho, absolutely dear, come to Santa, my sweet.” Elly smiled and rushed to him and after a deep kiss he wasted no time laying her down over the armrest of the sofa, and kneeling. With her legs dangling over the side of the sofa, he knelt and began devouring her bald & frosted cookie. When he had her thrashing in pleasure with his tongue, he rose and started to unbuckle the Santa pants.A hand stopped him. Panting she said; with lust in her eyes; “Leave that suit on, Santa. Come give me that thick candy cane in your pants though,” she said, massaging said cane that was nearly bursting out of Dan’s pants. Dan didn’t need to be asked twice. He just lowered the pants enough to get his cock out, and sunk it deep into his love’s elevated cunt. Unlike last year, he was no longer frustrated, he made slow love to Elly’s body, loving every curve and reveling in every moan. After a bit he picked her naked body up and slid her body up across the middle of the oversized sofa. Then he laid himself on her, again. Elly reveled in her Santa fantasy. His velvet red suit tingled her skin all over. Dan's cock tingled her innermost depths. When he was finished, they had cum together and just lay on the couch enjoying each other and the glow.Midnight finished chiming, signaling time had resumed. So they dressed and headed upstairs to their shared bed to get rest before four excited kids woke them the next day. The kids quickly went downstairs to await the big gift event.“Merry Christmas, my sweet Elly.” Dan said.“Merry Christmas, Dan.” She said as they kissed, then added, “You know, I wasn’t really expecting any action last night, but we could be in trouble. I’m off my pill because it was messing with my hormones, and it's; well, about my horniest time of the month.”Dan smiled, “Well, then we get a little bonus gift, and our blended family gets a little bigger. I’m up for more chaos if you are. We’re still pretty young.”Elly smiled and looking into his eyes, said; “I’d like that too. And you know, my doctor did say another baby would probably fix my erratic hormone issues. I just did not think you would want another. If your stud servicing last night doesn't take, maybe we'll try again.” Then smiling, she added, “But maybe let’s discuss getting married first?” She said with a chuckle.“Deal, and I’d love to marry you, but I want to do it right, and I don’t want to rush the kids.”Elly nodded, “I know, my love. Me too! If a baby happens soon, we’ll deal with it. But I’d rather not have people think you only married me because you got me pregnant.”“No one who's seen us together will think that dear.” Dan said smiling, “but if there is a baby, we have to name it Joy if it’s a girl, since it’s her fault.”Elly smiled, “Only fitting. But Rudy, if it’s a boy. We wouldn’t be here without his help, last year.”Dan suddenly chuckled; “But we can't tell anyone that we named a kid after someone that one of us had a previous one-night-stand with; can we?”Elly blushed; “They just wouldn't understand, unless they've gone through what we've been through.”Dan nodded and snuggled Elly close, rubbing her belly absent mindedly, and wondering if next year there would be five kids to get gifts for. Either way, somehow next year looked to be even happier than this year has been.By PaulStevens for Literotica

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