B-Watch Rewatch

WE'RE BACK! Season 6 has officially begun and it's the season of the SUPERHERO! This season we have chosen all the best movies inspired by comics, and the (supposedly) heroic characters contained within their pages.But it might not be the kind of hero you're picturing... These are all the best (worst) hero movies we could find! Not quite blockbusters, but treasures in an of the themselves. I guess you could say they became the heroes of our hearts...Episode ONE of Season Six is Barb Wire! Played by the incomparable Pamela Anderson, we are in a post-apocalyptic world where everything is industrial, and she's just trying to get paid in Canadian dollars, darn it! Enjoy!

Are you attracted to amphibian burlesque dancers? Do you know the dance of the six snakes? Have you ever wondered what would happen if the world's most sexually prolific man was locked into an explosive chastity belt? All of those questions and more are answered in today's episode: Hell Comes to Frogtown!

What happens when you reboot a stylish 70's show with one of the most emotional actresses of the 90's? Well, a very tonally confused action comedy! This week we join the Mod Squad in a tale of going undercover, crooked cops, father figures, and the most obvious bad guy who's ever been put to film. Put on your aviators, because we're going for a ride. 

The magic of Burlesque has graced our lives and we are blessed to be able to share it with you, too. Xtina finding her life's work after one day of job hunting in LA? A bartender, who is a MAN? Who wears EYELINER?! And of course, Cher, the savviest business woman around! Without her, who would make paper airplanes out of all the late notices from the bank?Join us as we put on our fishnets and do our best lip-synching... Welcome to Burlesque

We are BACK with Season FIVE! We are starting this season by traveling back in time to a place where movies made for children were also fuel for nightmares! Return to Oz is a wild and scary ride, even as a fully grown and well adjusted adult. Join us and the Gump as we all experience an existential crisis together. What is this movie and what is this life?

This week it's Kolin's turn to attempt to explain the plot of a movie Kaydence has never seen. The Uninvited. About a mutant cat inside a cat with it's own inexplicable moral code. Should be easy enough, right? Right?

We are starting something new! Every Friday we plan to bring you a mini-sode of side notes. Thoughts or stories inspired by the movie we watched that week, but didn't have enough time to cover in the regular episode! Come laugh with us! 

Today we are digging in to the gold mine that is Alone in the Dark. You know the one: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and ancient relics.  This week we try a different approach to telling the story...  And it was absolutely bonkerballs. Come with us into the Dark (but you won't be alone!)

Are we surprised to see John Travolta on this list once again? No. We can't say we are. But we ARE surprised this movie ever got made. Come with us to Hollywood Boulevard, where a man named Moose is just trying to live his dream...

Bees! Mysterious Island! Honey! Nice Cage! Forest wandering! Missing child! Beehives! This week is Wicker Man, which has us buzzing with laughter (get it?! BEES!). Please enjoy this cinematic classic with us, because it's golden (get it? Gold like honey?!). 

Gigli. We hate this movie with the fire of a thousand suns. Please, sit back and warm yourselves with that fire, as we cover this classic!

Join us for this week's episode! It's a real doozy. We laughed until we cried, and for good reason. This movie has it all: bubble blowing gators, drunk gator experts, rich kids in trucks, retired sheriffs, and grandma's who DGAF. 

If you were going to clone human organs to save millions of lives... What would YOUR first step be? You might think you know the answer... But trust us, it's not that. Enjoy this romp through the Sierra Nevada mountains! 

SNOWBEAST is the heart pumping tale of a sassy slapping sasquatch/yeti... We leave with more questions than answers, but the questions are worth asking. We think? 

It's finally here! Season 4! This season we are going back to our roots, and re-visiting all of the movies we know and love. The real gems. Sand Sharks starts the incomparable Brooke Hogan... Buckle up for lots of tests and tiny magnifying glasses! 

Alright folks, we've reached the end of the magnificent trilogy... And it's a bit like they threw all the plots they could think of into a blender and then added the birth of a baby to the top! Join us as we experience impending war, blizzards, car wrecks, financial fraud, tech implementation, and the birth of a little baby royal reporter!

Amber's back with a blog and some bling as she prepares to marry Prince Richard. But first -- can she save Aldovia from an economic downfall?! Join us as we learn all about royal protocol!

This week we begin our coverage of the Holy Trinity: the Christmas Prince movies on Netflix. Come with us to Aldovia to celebrate jellied meats, Christmas corndogs, and a queen who knows how to get any party started! 

We are going to explore some wild facts and trivia while giving thanks for the movies we have covered so far this season! 

We took a different route this week and left the sci-fi behind... to indulge in: Mariah Carey's Glitter! This is a film about the completely easy and rapid rise to fame without any conflict! So exciting! But what it lacks in narrative, it more than makes up for in style and character building... Just Kidding! Join us in singing the praises of this movie. 

Kolin let Kaydence pick this week's episode in honor of her birthday, and without skipping a beat the answer was BATTLEFIELD EARTH, duh. Join us in this Saga about leverage, the academy, kerbango, and the year 3000.

You guys - John Travolta is good and humble. Nicholas Cage is bad and insane. They literally suck off their face skin slabs and put them on each other in a secret lab only 4 people know about. Oh and then they infiltrate each others lives because apparently all you need is someone's face flab to embody their human presence and soul and not even your wife or brother or daughter or literally anyone you have know your whole life asks any questions because hey - "he has his face so it must be him". Logic.

Join us on a magical journey to a place of chaotic evil, trolls that are goblins, mirror spirits, plant goo, and ancient druid magic. You might be confused, but you won't be sorry! 

A man made science lab in the middle of the ocean? A hot young super smart and very British doctor? A hurricane? Genetically modified Mako sharks that are smart enough to feel resentment and vengeance and methodically turn off cameras and pick humans off one by one?  Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J?! This movie has it all, busters! Deep Blue Sea is one of Kaydence's very favorite B movies (or as she calls it a BBM - "Blockbuster B Movie").So come sit in with us on this ridiculous watch party as we walk - or swim - you through this nail biting tale.

"A young heiress seeking to lose her virginity goes on a journey with her best friend and family chauffeur to find the right lover. On her travels, she encounters a bullfighter in Spain and a sheik in Morocco" - Yep - that's the actual plot summary for this movie. It says it all really. So come join us as we walk you through the story of one of THE most uncomfortable movies we have ever had the pleasure of sitting through....painfully.

We're gearing up for Season 3, and we wanted to give you a little peak of what's to come!

One last walk down memory lane before we say goodbye to Season 2... We're revisiting all of our favorite laughs from all of the movies we covered this season! 

We're back and revisiting our favorite moments of Season 2 in Part 2! Grab your bike helmet and enjoy the ride as we pass through some of our favorite scenes of the past season before we start Season 3! 

Before we move on to Season 3, we wanted to re-visit some of our favorite moments from this season's coverage of Pacific Blue. Put on your best bike helmets, because we are going to speed through the best jokes, tangents, and clips that made us laugh the hardest over the season!

The words B TV or Movies means something a little different to each different person you ask. I mean, you have your tried and true B movie must haves - bad acting, bonkers plots and often times no big budget. But what else makes for an unforgettable B TV show or movie that will be burned into your brain (did we mention we love alliterations)? So come sit down with Kolin and Kaydence as they walk through some of their favorite B movie must haves. Oh and talk about a weasel disguised as a ferret.

This episode of B-Watch Rewatch we "B" watching (see what we did there?) one of our absolute favorite OG badass "B" movies - Anaconda! We walk you through the story of 8 passengers, which include J-Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson and of course, John Voit, taking a trip on a rundown boat down the Amazon River in search of a very exclusive tribe for a documentary they are all making. The trip starts off good enough, until they pick up John Voit's character that is. In non stop ridiculousness, John Voit then quite literally blows up the story with all kinds of bizarre behaviors, plans and plots to catch the one thing he desires most; that legendary (and intelligent, and spiteful, and cunning, and sassy...) Anaconda.

In this minsode, Kaydence and Kolin ask each other nonsense questions about a show that doesn't matter. You want to listen to that, right? It's a lot to HANDLE - as in handle bars - as in on a bike - bike cops - Pacific Blue? Get it?

In this episode, we meet Scott Kramer. The hottest,  do what he wants, no rules apply, doesn't give a flying f**k bad boy who really shakes things up for the team.  But why is Scott Kramer so reckless? Everyone is dying to know....

I mean...the title says it all, right? It Showgirls TWO y'all!In this very special episode, we tell you the story of Penny Slots, a girl with a dream to be on the world famous show 'Star Dancer'. She will do just about anything to get that dream; stripping at a petting zoo, a hot sauce breast dance, 30k fur coats, lesbian hot dog fantasies and oh so much more.  

In this episode we find Corey and T.C. in a rather tough position when a gang of robbers tries to take hostages at a bank they are visiting and things quickly get out of hand . We also learn that Corey reeeaaaallly hates babies and wants absolutely nothing to do with them...until of course a pregnant hostage starts having contractions! Will they make it out alive? Will the baby be born on a bank floor? Will Corey ever be able to withdrawal the cash she needs to buy T.C.'s old motorcycle?? Stay tuned for another wild ride.

In todays story, we meet Rebecca, (or Becks as we like to call her) a beautiful but mysterious woman from T.C.'s past obsessed with moving to the hottest neighborhood in LA- the "Jewelry District". We also learn a thing or two about Victor del Toro's past as a...boxer? Really?Anyway, tune in for another wild story, and a couple of our own, from B-Watch Rewatch!

In this episode, we meet a Hannibal Lector wanna-be arsonist who calls himself an infernist and tries to manipulate T.C. and Chris Kelley into thinking they are fire starters...we think?We also join Cory in an attempts to track down a methed out rat, and Palermo is at it again with the bad decision making.

In this episode, T.C. and Chris Kelly have to go suuuper undercover and pretend to be horny for each other which is obviously super difficult for both of them to do. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Palermo gets a visit from a mysterious gold paper crane origami serial killer that he may or may not have been shot by years prior and thinks about everyday but never went after until said serial killer returns to mess with Palermo just for...funzies?We honestly don't know, but you bet we have a few questions for Palermo, buster!

In this episode we meet a very special character named Annette who struggles with those pesky lil steroids and learns the hard way that some things may not just be worth it...

If the title is any indication of how wildly wonderful the story of our fab 5 is going, I don't know what is...In this episode, we catch up with Corey Mcnamara who may have used excessive force for her first "clean shot", and the journey she faces trying to come to terms with it. We also have a group of shotgun wielding robbers on a west coast killing tour in various shopping establishments. Meanwhile Del Toro is on a hunt for his high school prom date turned hot new centerfold. Oh and Elvis is being stalked by a group of frightening men from the "Old Country" because of course - classic Elvis!

Hi friends! This episode is something a little different from our usually schtick, but oh man you do not want to miss it! Featuring our good friends Ian and Sam over at DoILikeTnis? Podcast, we discuss, retell and review one of the greatest "B" movies ever made - "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" and you will be shocked and terrified and how "B"adass it is!

I mean, the title says it all really.  In this weeks story of our crew on Pacific Blue,  we run into awful adrenaline and thrill seeking junkies who happen to kill their friends and fellow gang members for literally no real valid reasons. Wait, but who is that friend they murdered? T.C.'s old friend, Todd - and T.C. is not having it!Later on, we run into nasty neo-nazi scumbags causing so much ruckus on the beach, and the gang at Pacific Blue are NOT having that shit. So buckle up for another wild ride with T.C. and the gang. 

Now that we've gotten to know the team a little better from last week's episode, it's time to pedal in to the real meat and potatoes of the story! This week, T.C. Callaway falls for a beautiful, but ostracized phone sex operator/therapist/erotic vocalist named Candy Love.  However, Chris and T.C. are starting to experience tingles in there adult parts for each other, and everyone else but them seem to know it.

Hi friends! In this episode, we are doing something a little different...As we are both (or all?) are new to this amazingly wonderful story that is Pacific Blue, we really wanted set the stage for the story, and dive into facts and stats about the show, as well as walk through who each character is, and what they are all about so that is oh so much better for all of us to hear. Not only that, but we have a very special guest segment from our friends at "That Was a Show?" podcast. Be sure to go check them out if you love obscure TV and entertainment from the past that were canceled for all the wrong (or right?) reasons...

Season 2 is here, friends, and we could not be more excited to bring you this amazingly hilarious story called "pacific Blue". In this season we will be telling the story of an elite team of bike cops that patrol the beaches of southern California. You may be thinking like, motorcycle cops, but no, nope, Bicycle cops. In this episode we meet our 5 main characters, Sergeant Palermo - the father figure and highest up. He's the manager of this rag tag team. Next is T.C. Callaway, the bad boy cop who left his family business to be a bike cop. Then we have Chris Kelley, a blonde bombshell who use to be a former fighter pilot, but her eyesight somehow demoted her to bike cop. She's new to the group; will she fit in? On to Victor Del Toro, a sass latin man who always has a witty quip. Last but not least is Corey Macnemera, a beautiful woman who comes from a long line of elite cops. All together we have our Pacific Blue team  and boy oh boy does the story get real good. Tune in and laugh along as we tell you the story of Pacific Blue!

Well, well, well....We've made it guys - season 2 of B-Watch Rewatch! Wowee what a trip we have been on, and we are so incredibly happy to have made it to season 2! This is just a small little intermission style trailer to let you know what's coming up in our action packed story plot that is season 2!

If you've never listened to an episode of B-Watch Rewatch before, then this is the perfect episode to start with! Because we know you guys have been dying to know completely useless facts about about the Baywatch phenomena, we've got you covered, boo. Come listen to this hilarious, tangent filled B-Watch bonus episode where we walk through some "behind the scene" secret facts we've collected online. Facts that blow your damn mind. Facts that are bizarre, useless, incredible and next level funny. Facts you need to know to live a happy life. See how important all this is?

Hey fam!During our lil break between season 1 and season 2 of B-Watch Rewatch, we just could NOT get enough Baywatch! We just weren't ready for it to end, and we feel like you prolly feel the same? No? Ok well, regardless, we bring you...Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay!This is a prequel to our next special, Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding (we told you we just couldn't get enough). We meet a lot of the original Baywatch cast, as well as a few new faces, as they all meet on a cruise to Alaska. This isn't just any 'ol cruise though...we have espionage, murder, tube photo shoots, bear attacks, emeralds the size of footballs, avalanches....the list goes on. So buckle up busters and get your Alaskan Cruise tickets and let's see what happens!

Well lifeguards...we made it. We're here. This is the final episode of season 1 of B-Watch Rewatch! It also happens to be the last episode of Baywatch Hawaii's first season, but we don't want to make things too confusing :)In this rather dramatic episode, we see the lifeguards come together to save one of there very own beloved, who ends up getting into a dangerous and fatal involvement with some very angry - yet very relatable eco terrorist. Like...do I side with them or not? They have some very valid reasons for their terror, but I digress...Enjoy this last episode and thank you for listening!

Can't get enough of the holidays? Kris Kringle still livin' on in your heart? Well, we have just the thing for you - one more holiday minisode special! Yep. Christmas is over but not for the folks here at B-Watch. In this ridiculous minisode we talk about a guest favorite "Holiday in Handcuffs" starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez. Tune in as we give a short synopsis of why this movie falls on the top of our holiday B-listers.