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The show where just like our emotions, the beers are bottled and canned. One host loves beer, the other is learning. We try a new beer every episode and talk about life by uniting the beer and the topic. We are experts in nothing and promise no value to you.

Bottled and Canned


    • May 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 9m AVG DURATION
    • 31 EPISODES


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    #030 - Cannonballs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 75:37


    Today's Beer:Cannonballll - Little Brewing CoTime Killer and Vein Filler:Conspiracy or coincidence? "It's good." - Jason 2025Main Discussion:The hosts dive into memories of pools, lakes, and oceans.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta, YouTubeEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #029 - Beer Smoothie Analytics

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 74:55


    Today's Beer:Reeferm Madness - Great Notion BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:More trivia... 5th of May.Main Discussion:The hosts reminisce on their experiences and engagements with the a small but might plant.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta, YouTubeEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #028 - Live!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 62:36


    Today's Beer:Out For Blood - Bottle Logic BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:Jason has Matt plan some vacations with various celebrities... it goes... poorly...Main Discussion:The hosts contemplate the human inclination to be "out for blood" and how to manage through the worst of the worst.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta, YouTubeEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #027 - A Memory In Your Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 76:40


    Today's Beer:the space we leave - everywhereTime Killer and Vein Filler:Do we have the time to talk about time? You bet. It's about time we did.Main Discussion:The hosts recently experienced the loss of a friend and someone who is connected to the show. They consider what we leave or don't leave behind when we exit this plane.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #026 - Short Fuse Booze

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 71:57


    Today's Beer:Short Fuse - Threes BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:No more games... just more lame conspiracy talk.Main Discussion:Not to be short, but the hosts talk about managing an emotional short fuse.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #025 - Desert Desolation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 74:57


    Today's Beer:Home - Revision Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts test out a new gamified format for the time killer vein filler... definitely feeling a little GREEN from it!Main Discussion:What is home? Is it a person? A place? An idea? The hosts try and figure it out.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #024 - Clean Slates and Deep Debates

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 72:58


    Today's Beer:Tabula Rasa - Second Chance Beer CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:Jason really insists on talking about whales. WHY!?Main Discussion:The hosts talk about the concept of a clean slate... maybe our listeners could give us a clean slate after releasing this episode a little late...Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #023 - Broken Hearts Club </3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 73:34


    Today's Beer:Zombie HWhip Broken Hearts Club - Beer Zombies Brewing Co.Time Killer and Vein Filler:Airports are full of people and lots of people are weird. What a perfect place to walk away with stories and vibes.Main Discussion:Not many are immune to being a member of the broken hearts club. The hosts discuss their unique pasts and provide thoughts and advice on managing a broken heart.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #022 - Motor Oil Mouthfeel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 87:23


    Today's Beer:Fitness Freak - Hoof Hearted BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:Remember back when Christmas morning was magical? As an adult, all holidays start to suck a little more. The responsibilities and expectations creep in and turn us into jaded jerks. The hosts remember their favorite Christmas moments before they were spoiled.Main Discussion:The hosts discuss the important and meaningful need for staying active throughout life. Jason is particularly handsome and fit. We should listen to his mindset and learn what we can. I hope he never reads that I wrote this. Jason, you suck.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #021 - Anti-Aptogen and Sipsy-Soody

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 74:26


    Today's Beer:Little Man Salted Oreo Stout - WeldWerks Brewing Co.Time Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts drone on about some recent drone activity and say some wild shit. It's just for some fun! Don't take it serious.Main Discussion:Seminole moments early in our lives shape the person we will become. The hosts reflect on those key moments when they knew they were growing up into "big people".Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #020 - Not Sorry For Swearing, Bob

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 70:01


    Today's Beer:Zombie Mulligan - Beer Zombies Brewing Co.Time Killer and Vein Filler:The amount of time adults think about their entrance music is probably embarrassing. Come shame us and our thoughts.Main Discussion:Everyone needs a mulligan from time to time. The hosts ponder when they would have used theirs and how it would have impacted their lives.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #019 - Zhuzh'd Up Autumn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 65:22


    Today's Beer:The Autumn Wind - Able Baker Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts remember movie releases that did not live up to the hype.Main Discussion:Autumn brings a stark change into our lives. From the warm embrace of summer that turns to the cold hand of fall. This mirrors our lives, cycling between periods of warmth and cold and symbolizing changes both big and small. That sounded too buttoned up... Let me try this again... The hosts drink beer and talk about leaves changing.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #018 - Blueberry Bombed and Bored AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 65:22


    Today's Beer:Deftones Bored - Belching Beaver BreweryTime Killer and Vein Filler:These cons weigh the pros and cons of being a con.Main Discussion:Being bored back in the day... how did we pass the time? How did we survive the long drives? All those times sitting in a house we didn't know with no toys. Kids today have it so good.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #017 - Never Meet Your False Idols

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 72:33


    Today's Beer:SLUSHY LITE - the Blueprint - 450 North Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:The most interesting fact in the world... Matt doesn't always know what to say... but when he does...Main Discussion:The plan is only the plan until your plan gets disrupted, and then what is your plan? We all don't plan to have no plan, but sometimes we need to plan on the plan. Why do I keep doing these repeat word bits on the notes? But for real... What were the hosts blueprints for life? How did those change when life hits?Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #016 - Jason The Curling Sweeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 72:51


    Today's Beer:Strangest of Places - Pure Project BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:A pair of Olympic hopefuls speak on their totally not hypothetical futures.Main Discussion:The hosts think back to the times they ended up in a strange places with strange faces and lack of graces.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #015 - Purple Piss Tumbler

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 78:33


    Today's Beer:Reality Czeck - Moonlight Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts talk 90s action stars from their childhood.Main Discussion:Reality can hit and when it does it hit, it hits hard. The hosts relive times where reality hit the hardest. I feel like this sentence uses too much H. Lame.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #014 - A A A A A

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 84:18


    Today's Beer:It's Showtime! - Beer Zombies Brewing CoTime Killer and Vein Filler:Let's not spend too much time on this topic to avoid getting squatted on.Main Discussion:We all have to turn it on from time to time. The hosts look back on performing when young and how that translates to their professional lives today.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #013 - Earthy, Girthy and The Tale of the Bitter Hot Mess In Matt's Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 72:51


    Today's Beer:The Waldos' Special Ale (2024) - Lagunitas Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts settle the some of histories greatest beef... Or they really just talk about some rap feuds.Main Discussion:Where did the hosts craft beer journey begin?Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #012 - Freshly Dyson'd Grass

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 59:22


    Today's Beer:I Choose Yuzu - Pure Project BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts argue about which burgers will ruin their health but make their souls happy.Main Discussion:Do people choose pets or do pets choose people? The hosts discuss the pets of their lives and the connections they forged with their bestest of friends.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #011 - What The F*ck Is a Quiver!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 69:21


    Today's Beer:Dubbel Dog Dare - Big Dog's Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:Expertise is earned over years of hard work and dedication, but what if you could be an expert instantly in a hobby or activity? Jason sure isn't sure.Main Discussion:We've all be double-dog-dared, but what did we learn from it? Did we do the dare? Did we find new friends? The hosts share daring stories.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, InstaEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #010 - Cabin Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 59:54


    Today's Beer:Cabin Atmosphere - Cerebral BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:Society needs some technological advancements to progress, but the hosts think about what they'd like to witness in their lifetime.Main Discussion:A cerebral trip into cabins.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #009 - Hola Papi

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 61:06


    Today's Beer:Big Papaya - Great Notion BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts are castaway on an madman's island. Which meal deal will they seal?Main Discussion:Let's talk about the Patriarchy... of our family. In a good way.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #008 - Live With Dogs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 60:17


    Today's Beer:Who Loves Ya, Baby? - Las Vegas Brewing Company - UntappdTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts wonder if it's more about avoiding pain or seeking pleasure.Main Discussion:What is love? Baby... don't hurt me... no more... Reading this back it is super lame. Best to leave it in the notes at this point.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #007 - Spider On A Business Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 61:37


    Today's Beer:Duck Around And Find Out - Able Baker BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts talk about interesting fictional worlds and why they would be better than this strange place we live in.Main Discussion:The strong connection between fucking around and finding out has existed since the dawn of time. The hosts know this all too well.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #006 - Dubstep Robot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 62:18


    Today's Beer:Wandering Into the Fog On A Dark Fall Night - Abomination Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:The hosts contemplate their anthropomorphism.Main Discussion:Dodging death and avoiding the dark times... We've wandered into these places and it's time to talk about getting out.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #005 - A Brother's Pain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 74:09


    Today's Beer:James and The Giant Nuts - HUDL BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:The blind leads the blind in the discussion about the blind.Main Discussion:The hosts get a little serious, but that's okay sometimesSocials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #004 - Jason Isn't Perfect

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 61:34


    Today's Beer:Pragmatism - Citra - Eredità BeerTime Killer and Vein Filler:If you could be a character from a book or movie, who would you choose and why?Main Discussion:The hosts wage war on Jason's perceived pragmatic perfection and role pragmatism plays in our lives.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #003 - Presentation and Exfoliation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 67:51


    Today's Beer:Self Aware - Bottle Logic BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:Missing 411 - When did this become a fringe topic show!?Main Discussion:The hosts discuss the concept of becoming self aware and realizing the moments where we had to grow up fast due to the necessity or sudden independence. Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #002 - What exactly is a unicorn?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 72:53


    Today's Beer:Alicorn - HUDL Brewing CompanyTime Killer and Vein Filler:We killed too much time and skipped this segment.Main Discussion:A timely discussion for the hosts, as they discuss the process of changing jobs or careers and the pitfalls of that process.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #001 - Fruit Fiber and Sussy Life Coaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 56:45


    Today's Beer:Blood Orange Sour - Butchertown BrewingTime Killer and Vein Filler:Life coaches... do we want them to have their shit together or better to learn lessons from rock bottom?Main Discussion:Butchered down to the sum of our parts and the power of a good bleed.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

    #000 - Format and Purpose Explained

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 69:13


    Today's Beer:Come Together - The BrueryTime Killer and Vein Filler:UFO Backyard MadnessMain Discussion:Explaining how the hosts met and the purpose behind the show.Socials:@bottledandcannedpod: TikTok, Twitch, Insta@bottledncanned: X/TwitterEmail:bottledandcannedpod@gmail.com

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