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Weekly Discussion of the Dynasty 2037 League

Dynasty 2037


    • Apr 24, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 52 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Choke On My Artichoke

    My Tight End Has A First Name | 2023 Prospect Comps and Previews

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 81:41


    First Offseason Pod Baby!

    Trust The Process | Dynasty Bowl VI Recap + Awards Ceremony, Rookie Primer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 48:22


    Dynasty Bowl VI | Allentown Audi Boyz vs. Process Trusters

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 65:09


    Fin.

    Cereal Milk | Wild Card recap and Semi-Final preview + Naps, Sheetz, and Cheerios

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 49:02


    Lawmakers discuss why moving the popular gas station Sheetz could be a problem for branding and consumer relations.

    Poem 2 | Playoff Preview and Regular Season Recap + Trade Scenarios, Final Rookie Rankings

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 59:47


    Kitty O'Sullivan Krause | Week 10 Recap and Week 11 Preview + Andrew Luck Book Club, Prospect Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 72:59


    State Fair Lemons | Week 9 Recap and Week 10 Preview, + Yellow Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 44:18


    Shitter Material | Week 4 Recap and Week 5 Preview + Memories from long long ago

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 77:06


    S'm'ass | Week 3 Recap and FLEX WEEK Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 55:05


    SMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASSSMASS

    Fast Food Cheese Curds| Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + New Sponsor, Other Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 75:47


    I CONVENIENTLY EDITED IN THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNING CLIP IN A VERY SPECIFIC SPOT. DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT. sorry

    Outsourcing | Week 1 Recap & Week 2 Preview + Power Rankings, Rookie Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 47:45


    I'm So Bored I'm Gonna Die | Week 1 Preview + 2023 Rookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 35:52


    Shoutout Carmen

    The Annual We're Back At It Again Folks | Season Preview + Secret Bonus Conent

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 73:00


    Fantasy Footballers walked so we could run.

    Knock Knock | 2022 Rookie Draft Recap + Special Segment

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 42:44


    #GetYourGuys | 2022 Rookie Draft Round 1 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2022 81:59


    Stay tuned for maybe the best ending to any pod in Choke on my Artichoke history

    Eric Clapton | Post-Draft 2037 Rookie Mock Draft + Potential Cuts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 41:54


    Jon and Jesse talk to each other for 42 minutes. Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe to the Channel :)

    Spider Trees || 2022 Dynasty Prospects Overview

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 95:04


    Maybe we covered too many players... Oh well we're back baby!

    Dynasty Bowl V || Process Trusters vs. Allentown Audi Boyz

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 26:05


    The Process Trusters and Allentown Audi Boyz reached Dynasty Bowl 5 by way of two very different paths. To understand who will arrive at their destination, you have to understand the journey.

    Everyday it's still the same dull knife. Why was I born, if just to live in misery | Season 5 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 13:27


    Life is but a dream for the dead.

    misery dull knife
    “LCRP” | Week 4 Recap and Week 5 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 64:07


    Struggling to figure out what LCRP means

    Trade Reaction | A Kupp Full Of Trades

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 7:02


    PT trades WR Cooper Kupp, LAR WR Mike Williams, LAC RB Mark Ingram II, HOU WR Van Jefferson, LAR JON trades RB D'Andre Swift, DET RB Jamaal Williams, DET RB Damien Williams, CHI

    Trade Reaction | Waller? I Hardly Know Her

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 10:22


    JON receives TE Darren Waller, LV WR Deebo Samuel, SF 2022 Pick 2.MM IHO receives WR DK Metcalf, SEA TE Logan Thomas, WFT

    Trade Reaction | Oops Daddy Did It Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 6:00


    UND sends WR Chase Claypool, PIT 2022 3.TW 2022 4.TW REC sends RB Michael Carter, NYJ RB Kenyan Drake, LV WR Sterling Shephard, NYG

    Trade Reaction | Daddy Dumpster Diver

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 10:02


    PT sends RB Ronald Jones, TB RB Kenyan Drake, LVR WR Sterling Shepherd, NYG REC sends WR Mike Williams, LAC

    A Shwartz Story | Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Preview + Rookie Report

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 52:19


    Dotter and The Commish are joined by a guy that's into Sunday ass play.

    Hasty Decisions | Week 1 Recap and Week 2 Preview + Way Too Early 2022 Prospect Rankings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 54:20


    Hopefully the two man show doesn't put you to sleep like the last episode. Whoops.

    Wes Visits the Eiffel Tower | Trade Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 11:12


    JON receives RB James Robinson, JAC (REC) WR Dyami Brown, WFT (REC) REC Receives 2022 Pick 1.JSa (JON) 2022 Pick 3.MM (IOWA) RB Chase Edmonds, ARI (JON) RB Nyheim Hines, IND (IOWA) IOWA Receives WR Jalen Reagor, PHI (JON)

    We're Back Fellas! | Week 1 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 70:04


    After recording this thing 4 times, we finally got one boys!

    Matt Breida's Hamstrings | 2019 Rookie Re-Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 17:50


    #CancelMrMishes | 2018 Rookie Re-Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 24:01


    Mr. Mishes is so cancelled. Sorry.

    Meaningless Content | Real Team Power Rankings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 16:27


    Don't even listen to this one folks....

    Clown Daddy | 2037 Rookie Draft Round 2 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 38:17


    Pretty much just shit-talking Wes for 38 minutes. 

    You’ll M&M Toss Your Eye Out Kid | 2037 Rookie Draft Round 1 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 23:08


    Detailing the grades given out in the first round of our draft.

    @Shetrom, Here’s Some Help | Best Available Non-Rookies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2021 16:15


    Let’s keep it moving, huh?

    At 3.01, Best Available... | Two-Round 2021 Rookie Draft Mock

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 50:02


    Picks 1-24 that we probably should've written down along the way.

    Avoid Killing Yourself | 2021 Draft Day 3 Reactions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 26:16


    Covering EVERY. SINGLE. PROSPECT. from day 3 of the 2021 NFL Draft. Reference this for some cold takes at the end of the 2022 season.

    Q wuz here | 2021 Draft Day 2 Recations

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 42:26


    A couple of Q-ties talk about the day 2 happenings.

    Locked and Loaded | 2021 Draft Day 1 Reactions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 50:20


    Commish and Bestbros GM break down the 12 players taken on day 1.

    Technical Difficulties || Consensus 2037 Rankings, Ceiling/Floor Landings Spots, Sort of Draft, Rectum Rebuild

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 43:43


    A wave loudly clashing against a long shoreline is cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze.

    “I Would Never Do That Trade” | Perfect Trades Scenarios For All 12 Teams

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 13:38


    It’s a perfect trade and you just overvalue your own players. Live a little.

    Woop Schoolbus || April Startup & Rookie Rankings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 11:31


    The commish navigates through the darkness and rain to deliver this pod for the people.

    We're Still In The Intro || 2021 RB Comps, Cornerstone RB Rankings, Breakout Picks, 2037 Pod Mock Draft 1.0

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 53:42


    Listening to this podcast is like buying $GME or $AMC on January 28th. We're past our peak and you gain nothing. Regardless... We like this pod.

    Basically Just Dotts Talking Over People || 2021 QB/TE Comps, POS1 Players, Garbage Time: An LCRP Story, January Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 53:48


    The crew with a not so special guest attempt to discuss comps for some relevant rookie QB and Tight Ends when Dotts isn't yelling over people to get his point in.

    Absolutely No Comps || Prospect Mock Draft, Surprising Rankings, and Offseason Trade Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 31:36


    The 3 Pod Fathers discuss the notable prospects to follow this offseason in the form of a two-round mock draft, but there's a twist... One of the hosts only knows QBs. Listen carefully and maybe you'll be able to tell who it is.

    The Lost Pod || Week 11 Recap Week 12 Hymns [Unedited]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 36:27


    The lost thanksgiving pod because Jesse lost connection while recording and we thought this pod didn’t save. It did. And thus the Thanksgiving Special was born.

    Champ Daddy || Dynasty Bowl IV Recap, SAC Talk, and The Hottest Block

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 40:51


    Dynasty Bowl IV is in the books and Daddy and Q stand atop the league shitting down on the runner-up, Dotts, as if he were OBJ. SacQmento receives their introduction to the league, and to commemorate being shit on, Dotts has acquired OBJ among other assets. Congrats to the Rectum Raiders on a great season. Now on to the next one!

    Dynasty Bowl IV || Rectum Raiders vs. Dottawa Bestbros

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 28:09


    Dynasty Bowl IV feels like the dawning of a new era. For the first time since the 2017 season, the Iowa Wheat Farmers will not be competing in the title game. The Dottawa Bestbros and Rectum Raiders have plenty in common. They're both built in the image of brilliant offensive minds in Dotts, Wes and Q. Their offensive philosophies in 2020, at their core, are identical: Studs win. At their best, it seems absurd that anybody could stop them. For most of this postseason, nobody has.

    Raging Semis || Wild Card Recap Semifinals Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 25:45


    A good back and forth conversation for the people so they don’t riot.

    PLAYOFFS!? || Regular Season Recap and Playoff Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 46:13


    Sorry Jim Mora, we talked about playoffs. The gang is back and ready to fill your ears will sweet sweet Dynasty 2037 Playoff nonsense because you cuties deserve it ;)

    FLEX WEEK BABY || Week 12 Recap Week 13 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 60:18


    Dotts pushes his way past old man COVID on his way to recording a great FLEX WEEK pod with the commish.

    2037 Thanksgiving Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 15:22


    Dotts and the Commish are so thankful.

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