Drunkyard Dawgs

Summer is heatin' up, so we had to get one of the hottest artist out the NOLA area to chop it up on the Drunkyard!! 00Supreme (@00_preme1) aka BIG TORCH in the BUILDING along with Josh M. (@say.jay__) making an appearance near the back-half. Come have a few drinks with 00 & the Dawgs to find out what's up next for these local artists/entrepreneurs.

The Dawgs mix and match a few drinks as we take a dive into the creation of C.Y.E. What it takes to make a startup, what keeps them going, and what's in store for the future. Come stop in, and have a drink on the Dawgs.

Because this following episode is sooooo long, I'm going to keep this short.... Ban the politicians.

Annnnnnnnnd we're back!!! 5-Rounds in the Drunkyard's Dawg Drunkweight Division. In the red corner is a very special guest, a mixer of mayhem, the messiah of music, the Biloxi Beach bad boy... IT'S DJ BZRK ON THE 1's AND 2's !!! Come sit in on the mix, listen to the boys chop it up, and have a drink on the Dawgs.

FINALLY... The Lawyer with Locs has COME BACK.... to the Drunkyard! If you're wondering how we get away with SO much under the table biz, this is literally the legal team behind it. One man band, this dude is the embodiment of mamba mentality in the courtrooms. I watched him dunk on Judge Judy's head once... not kidding, real story... look it up, orrr you could tune into this episode, have a drink with the Dawgs, and find out what REALLY happened.

Finally got an interview with somebody with some clearance!! Don't worry we 're definitely spillin' all the tea, or as a dog might say it, "woof woof woofwoof woo woof woofwoof woof" and with that being said, come stop by and have a drink on the Dawgs.

This week we're taking it to the island of Waikikiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- and with that being said, only 5cents a day.... you know the routine and if you don't, you will soon enough. Come sit in, and have a drink on the Dawgs.

WE'RRREEEEEEE BBBBAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!! Inside this episode, we talk stars and scars, swing the block on crazy-town aka Hollywood, and we unlock the cure for the hiccups. Why don't you come have a drink on the Dawgs and find out what else is churning with Shea and the gang.

It's not even close to Halloween, yet here we are in the middle of a haunted RV doing an episode!! Seriously, we're only a few costumes away from making this thing a hit Backstreet Boys' music video... If you're not sure what hell I'm talking about, why don't you just stop in and have drink on the Dawgs.

Somebody order a round 2?!? THAT'S RIGHT BABBYYYYY!!!! We're back with another great guest, couple crazy stories, and some drunkyard tattoos to remember it all by. Come stop by before we sent our friend to the battlefield and have a drink on the Dawgs.

ANNNNDDD WE'RE BAACCCCKKK!!!! Season 2 is finally upon us!!! Where will this new journey take us? The world may never know, what we do know is life is a lot like a garden— you gotta dig it brother. If you're wondering yes… you can definitely take that, but don't over use it. With great power comes great respons— what the hell am I saying? GET IN HERE AND HAVE A DRINK ON THE DAWGS!!

You've just stumbled across the lost episode… Shout out hurricane Ida!! The studio took a beaten, and the powerless days prevented us from releasing the episode, so for that, we present a very special guest. Ms. Wake up & smell the bacon, the lean mean dean of cuisine, the culinary canary!! Come have a few laughs, learn a few facts, and enjoy a drink on The Dawgs.

No one was hurt in the making of this episode... we think

You've probably had 6 jobs at some point in your life.... but at the same time?? You'd have to be bloody mad to pull that off! Well, guess who stumbled into the yard this week? That's right, we have the sultan of salaries... the Houdini of hustling... the most rootinest tootinest I mean you know the rest. If you want to up your hustle game, check this episode out!!

One of the Dawgs found a master today... I might just leave it at thaaatttt

One of the dawgs gets put down for good..... Just kidding. We didn't take them out like that, but we do have to put them on the hot seat. Can they handle the heat? Can our guest determine if it's actually a Muffaletta? What does our guest dream about on Wednesdays? All these questions will be answered, tune in!

Will Bill Cosby do a stand up tour? Should we audit Turkey Leg Hut? Does smoking weed actually enhance performance? Well, we brought on a galactically ranked tennis stoner to answer at least 2 of these burning questions. Tune in!!

Two words..... Tinder butt stuff. Tune in!

For this episode we embark on a journey down the long road of Zoom to link up with our special guest coming live allllll the way from Screw City!! Have you ever wondered what THE drink of Chicago is? Have you ever wondered how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?!? WE HAVE ALL OF THAT, TUNE IN!

YEEEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWWW!!! We go on a wild wild west ride with a very special guest this week. Half Westbank...Half Floridian and 100% party animal, but can she survive the challenges of the Drunkyard??? I don't know... can K-Mart make a comeback? Can Cat be the host for once? Can Rain tell you how many condoms come in a box? These are questions only this episode can answer... TUNE IN!

Have you ever wondered what a White Russian would taste like if it had breast milk instead of cream? Well look no further my friend... that's right, The Dawgs put down a couple of "Mother Russia" shots while discussing the complexities of motherhood. Somewhere in there is a 'Moo' joke waiting to happen, but you won't find me making it. Iykyk, amirite?

Probablemente se esté preguntando qué significa todo esto. Realmente no significa nada, solo estoy diciendo palabras al azar en español. el conejito es un plátano gigante. mi bicicleta está en la ropa interior de mi abuela. Los perros borrachos es la mejor transmisión en todo el mundo. Hablamos mucho sobre la enseñanza de español y los viajes alrededor de la luna rumbo a Marte. ¡Disfruta el episodio!

One of the Dawgs almost died... PEOPLE! Have you ever heard of 'Hot One's' with host Sean Evans??(shoutout Sean Evans) Well, we pretty much fused that show idea with oyster shots. That's fucking right... ONE raw oyster, ONE shot of vodka, COUPLE shakes of a randomly selected hot sauce, ONE glass, right down the hatch. Introducing The Gauntlet AKA The RougaROUXlette! Welcome to hell boys, but more importantly... WELCOME TO YYAARRRRRHHHHDDDD!!!

We finally got an expert in the building to settle all of the wildest medical conspiracies your little heart desires. Much like the hit board game 'Operation', we get in there and carefully extract every little detail from the Doc's brain. What will we find??? Come find out!!!

Did we just give away $10,000??? We might've accidentally given this guest the entire budget for the podcast... On the other note, we dive deep into the waves of anime and a little splish-splash of self aware animals. You're not going to want to miss this, trust me.

The audio is screwed up, and that's on the Dawgs! We tried to do another Zoom call and we got knocked down.... but we got up again! WE DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL!!! We headed out the WC to dive deep into the Californian waves of curiosity.

You can't have red beans without the rice, you can't have a PB&J sandwich without the peanut butter, YOU CAN NOT have a side girl without having the main girl first!!! Look... what I'm trying to say is, you can't have a true Drunkyard Dawgs episode without having our Dawgs from the JokedOutLive Podcast come thru to chop it up!

So many "Woo-Woo's" going around, you would think this was a Lil B song. Legend has it, that he actually thought of the phrase based off the name of this special cocktail... We definitely didn't dive into that. Instead, we talk about everything from head-hunting jobs to house hunting nightmares... KA-KAW!

I was going to write a description, but then I got... Happy 4/20!!!

Have you ever wanted to cut your own hair? Well, we brought on the perfect guest to explain why you shouldn't... we never really get to those reasons. Instead, come drink a 'Russian Buck' with the Dawgs and learn a little bit about life. Learn a little bit about yourself while you're at it.

Lifelong wombmates talking about love and other drugs. Doesn't the age old saying go, if it's not long, it's not very good? Well look, I'ma keep it a buck-fiddy with you.... This is a long ass episode. Can I remember evvvverryyything we talked about? Probably not, but that's not the point. The point is -bleeeeeeeeeeep- so, check out the episode.

We have the Rice-a-roni Negroni Jabroni on this week, at least that's they call him down the back roads. You want to know about Sex, Drugs, Rock(s) & Roll? This is where your journey ends... this is the end of all knowledge right here, tune in.

You ever been scared to death?? It would actually be pretty hard to read this if so.... I didn't really think this intro out too well... Let me try again, you ever had a couple screwdrivers and got into a fight with a bar stool? No? Well, we got a Heavy Metal vocalist Blaine B. on the show to explain the story and how you recover from such an event. (WARNING!!! We also try to do a few screams)

This week, we get a little out of the box, waaaayyyyy out of pocket, and BAH-GAHD! John Cena off the top ropes with it!!! You don't know what any of that means?? Let my old Wombmate teach you a thing or two. CHECK OUT THE SODE, MAN!

This week, we tried to do a Zoomcast... Keyword today, 'TRIED'. You ever tried to do a podcast over Zoom? IDK, have you ever looked a psycho in the face? Exactly... It's a lot harder than it looks, I'll tell you that much!!

THE VALET BOYZ ARE BACCCCKKKK!!! This week, we throw down a couple glasses of old fashioned and fight a bear! We don't actually fight a bear, but Alex N. is about to have a child... is that not the bear of life? We also didn't fight an unborn baby, just saying. Actually, no babies were hurt in the making of this episode (for disclaimer purposes).

This week, we get reaaaalllll Lupe Fiasco in the yard.... That's really the best way I can put it. Look, I get it... you might not know what that meeeaaannnsss and all, you're like, "but Dawgs, how am I suppose to get an idea of this episode if I di-" MAN, JUST HIT THE DAMN PLAY BUTTON!! WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!!

This week, we tune into the sweet sounds of Claude M. on the hot seat. Will he keep his cool or will he sizzzzzzzzle out?? Yeeeaaahhhh, that was pretty bad... I don't really know what to put here anymore, are people even reading this? If you actually read this whole thing, tweet us @drunkyarddawgs and say, "I guess we will know soon enough" and I guess we will know.... soon enough.

This week, we get an inside scoop on what it takes to make it in the Air Force, life after the military, and life on the moon.... Are we talking Gamestop stocks or are we talking about The Artemis Project and living there? Why don't you come find out!!!

This week, Caitlin steers us through the vigorous waves of sea shanties, Bi-rate-tok, and Keto-tok. We also take a peek into the darkness, as we dive deep beyond The Underworld right into the TJHS memory bank(if you know, you know).

This week, the Dawgs go over everything from Tik-Tok 'ticks' to a Parler switch to Impeachment. We revisit the Capitol with a local Riot Analyst Jagger B. and discuss the outcome of the USA. Enjoy.

Drink of the week - Banana Creampie /// Guest of the week - Mystery Man /// The Dawgs dive deep into the meaning of storming the Capitol, cops who suck at their jobs, bad posture, camera malfunctions, and much more!