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Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always…

Justin and Dani


    • Oct 17, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 73 EPISODES


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    Out and About 18: Boba and Science!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 54:33


    We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)

    Update: Binaural Booze

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2023 23:13


    In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.

    Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2022 106:02


    In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.

    Update: Dani's Not in the Scioto

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 4:37


    Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.

    Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 106:37


    Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.

    Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 28:53


    Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.

    Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 91:30


    This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!

    Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2019 79:12


    Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!

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    Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 90:02


    In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!

    Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 106:35


    2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.

    ...Fruity and Asian [Update]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 29:26


    The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.

    Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2018 76:41


    Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!

    Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2017 6:04


    Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)

    Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2016 13:50


    We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.

    Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2016 87:31


    In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!

    Ep. 19: Ten Years of This Nonsense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2016 90:15


    It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!

    Out and About 16: The Martian at Easton Town Center

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2015 6:11


    Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)

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    Ep. 18: How Do You Like My Technicolor Pantsuit? (a.k.a. The Chicago Trip)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2015 183:39


    Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.

    Update: April Was Way Back in April, You Know?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2015 7:11


    What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in circles, sneaking its way up to your ear bits.

    Ep. 17 (Pt. 2) - Mystic Podcasters of Tir Na Nog

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2015 125:04


    (Part 2 of our February/March show) - In this episode: We discover that Ben Kingsley is not the Dark Lord and that certain voice over actors should be keeping a running tab, Justin eats a carambola and asks for tamales, and Dani talks for more than 30 seconds at a time. We also reminisce about stuff we watched when we were kids, Marilyn Manson, cereal, Minecraft and my tendency to devour delicious souls.

    Ep. 17 (Pt. 1) - The Facehole Stays The Same But The Items Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2015 85:35


    In this episode: Dani fails to understand clipboard joy, Justin waves a knife about, Dani plays with Steve Irwin, and Justin rants about anyone who has ever used electronic tech.

    Update: For The Record, Togepi is Smaller Than Pikachu

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2014 30:45


    This was simply supposed to be an update. As usual, we got a bit distracted. In this recording: Christmas, inflatable sheep, Thai ladyboys, and the relative sizes of Pokemon. Stay tuned for our new action-adventure series, Rock Fists and Giant Snake.

    Ep. 16: Boyfriend Tag

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2014 75:13


    For the record, I was apparently thinking of Inuyasha and Rogue from The Cruxshadows.

    Ep. 15: There's That Sound Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2014 72:59


    Ep. 14: Mustachioed Blunderbuss

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2014 106:22


    Out and About 15: Catching Fire Was Great, By The Way...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2013 47:42


    Out and About 14: Arena District Breencast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2013 37:27


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    [Cross Post] Age of Empires II: Petards and Profanity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2013 27:16


    Out and About 13: White Man Weave Cushion

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2013 51:12


    Out and About 12: The Canadians Are Planning Something

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2013 51:27


    Out and About 11: NYC

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2013 38:51


    Ep. 13: Self-Made Guru of Bad Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2013 112:42


    Out and About: 10 - Not Nearly As Asian As We Could Be

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2012 8:34


    Out and About: 9 - Squeeze a Unicorn for Hot Cocoa

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2012 66:14


    Ep. 12(b): Titanic, Racism and Boobs (Not Necessarily in That Order)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2012 58:24


    Ep. 12: It's Either A One-Man Band or A Baby On His Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2012 79:13


    Out and About: 8 - Hugo and the Beast (aka Jitterbug Crunk)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2012 8:50


    Out and About: 7 - Dani is the Harold to Justin's Kumar

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2011 15:35


    Out and About: 6 - The Tensuke Loitering Project

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2011 25:05


    Out and About: 5 - Captain America and Steve Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2011 23:48


    Episode 11 (Pt.3): Movies of 2010: The Upheaval

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2011 114:09


    Leaving Hogwarts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2011 18:47


    Various Noises for Eleven Minutes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2011 11:30


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    Episode 11 (Pt.2): Movies of 2010: The Undeadening

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2011 142:38


    Episode 11 (Pt.1): Movies of 2010: The Birth

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2011 145:03


    Episode 10: Hootie Lovin' Vegans

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2011 49:34


    Out and About: 4 - The Green Hornet at Lennox

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2011 4:07


    Episode 9: Laughing Makes My Goolies Wobble

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2010 75:02


    Episode 8 (Pt. 3 of 3): In Which Justin Angers the Ghost of Falco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2010 98:54


    Episode 8 (Pt. 2 of 3): You Say Bajingo, I Say Vagoogity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2010 68:35


    Episode 8 (Pt. 1 of 3): Those Brown Circle Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2010 88:25


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