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Welcome to Family Records! Hosts Blake and Matt (and sometimes guests) sit down with a glass of whiskey and tell crazy family stories to determine whether or not they set a new family record! Don't forget to head over to https://www.fattangoproductions.c


    • Feb 1, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Best Use of Three Wishes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 107:32


    The guys are solo again this week trying out another new format so we don't rehash the same 4 topics for another week! We ask a bunch of weird hypothetical questions and Blake tries to come up with funny answers cause Matt took it way too seriously. Anyway, enjoy as we actually try to make this solo episode interesting. Our cocktail this week is The Rooster.  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Pettiest Actor Demands

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 112:28


    This week the whiskey bois are going solo, so you know what that means! Scatterbrained conversations for way longer than normal! We talk about movies and video games, covid (go figure), a lot of geography talk for some reason, and of course tons of history. And you know it wouldn't be a solo episode without a bunch of pop culture talk. Rather than a whiskey this week, we're drinking New York cocktails.  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Cannibalism w/ Mikey Lannen and Jordan Kirchner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 77:01


    This week Mikey invited himself to the recording session, and the boys are joined by Bay Area comic Jordan Kirchner! The guys open things up by trying to justify cannibalism, then we jump into the weird non-cannibal foods people eat before we ask some real interview questions. They talk about the Bay Area comedy grind, showing inappropriate tattoos to your parents, Jordan's experience with the Marines, and more! Our whiskey this week is Hinch Irish Whiskey.  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Rimshots w/ Carlos Ventura

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 131:47


    Blake and Matt make their return after some time off for the holidays, and joining them is the great Carlos Ventura! Matt talks about his new mixology hobby and then Carlos one-ups him by talking about his homemade bourbon. The guys take a moment to mourn Vicente Fernandez, and then the guys shame Blake for being too white to eat tamales. The guys talk about holiday traditions, culture shock from moving from place to place, and more! Our whiskey this weeks is Bardstown Fusion Series Bourbon. 

    Most Holiday Spongebob Shirts w/ Sarah Ridolfi and Michelle Sweet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 139:20


    This week the whiskey boys are joined by return guest Sarah Ridolfi and the highly anticipated Michelle “Blake's Mom” Sweet! We kick things off by taking shots at Dr. Oz before Michelle shares the story of how she unleashed Blake on the world. Then we get an outsider's opinion on Blake and Matt's gift war before Mike Ridolfi hops on mic to tell us about his and Michelle's long-running prank war. Afterwards we have some guest appearances from various family members sharing favorite Christmas moments. Our whiskey this week is Sidewinder Bourbon.  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Longest Running Prank Gift War

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 89:31


    This week Matt and Blake are solo for the first time in a while! With the holidays coming up, the guys figured this was the perfect time to give some insight into the Christmas gift war they've been engaged in for almost 15 years! They give a little backstory on how the war started, go over their greatest hits, and start hyping each other up for Christmas 2021! Our whiskey this week is Kings County Bourbon.  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Behind the Scenes Talk w/ Mikey Lannen and Sean Michael McGrory

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 63:26


    This week Matt left Blake hanging again, so he's joined by Mikey Lannen and Sean Michael McGrory! It's a short episode but we try to cram in as much content as we can, so we talk about theme parks, bitch about our jobs, and give a behind the scenes look at how we come up with the ridiculous characters on Fat Tango Presents. And of course Mikey talks about Jay and Silent Bob as usual. Then we talk a lot of shop and hope it's even remotely entertaining. Our whiskey this week is Horse Soldier Premium Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Heated Beatles Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 102:01


    This week Blake and Matt are joined once again by Matt's wife Chelsea, and this time she brought her mom Brenda! We talk about growing up in a professional rodeo family, then we attempt to break down Brenda's family dynamic and explore the concept of Beyond Relatives before diving into our favorite dinosaurs and much more! Our whiskey this week is Breckinridge Bourbon. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Tastings

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 114:11


    This week Mikey, Chelsea and Matt return. Matt recaps a little about his trip, and Chelsea and Mikey share some family trip stories as well. Blake brings some Apple Pie moonshine and we learned about bagels. Our whiskey this week is Smuggler's Notch Maple Bourbon. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Interesting Archives w/ Mikey Lannen and Luis Perez

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 164:12


    This week Blake is stuck carrying the show again cause Matt took another vacation, so he's joined by Mikey Lannen and Luis Perez! Luis auditions to be Matt's replacement by showing off his history knowledge, his love for food, and his wealth of pop culture trivia. Then we talk about BART experiences, all-Mormon military battalions, and foods that make birds explode. After that, we take a hard stance against old-timey science, bash Star Wars relentlessly, and Blake gets fact checked a LOT and loses every time. Our whiskey this week is Woodinville Straight Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Long Lost Sisters

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 146:49


    This week Blake and Matt are joined by Mikey Lannen and Chelsea Ridolfi. This time Chelsea finally shares the story we didn't have time for about a long lost sister. Also Matt gets a little too drunk. Our whiskey this week is Pinhook Bohemian Bourbon. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Food Related Deaths

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 110:00


    This week Blake and Matt are by themselves again, so you know what that means! More Dune talk. Like a lot of it. Including spoilers for Dune Messiah, so consider yourselves warned. We also have a spoiler heavy chat about Ted Lasso, then we get into the dangers of competitive eating, and we go off on one hell of a tangent about historical perspectives. Our whiskey this week is Ezra Brooks Straight Rye Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Dune Spoilers w/ Mikey Lannen

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 111:19


    Matt and Blake never shut up about the Dune books, so you know this was coming. They saw the new Dune movie on opening weekend and now they're giving their thoughts on it! And joining them is Mikey, who's never read the books but saw the movie anyway! Our whiskey this week is Dead Guy American Single Malt Whiskey. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Accidental Swearing in Spanish w/ Alex Woody

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 76:14


    This week we're joined by the very funny Alex Woody! We talk about bad Japanese tattoos, parenting, and talking politics with family. Then we get into how Alex met his wife, we address bullying, and go over the worst possible last meal to have. Our whiskey this week is Mars Iwai Japanese Whiskey Follow Alex on Instagram at _alexwoodycomedy Our sponsor this week is jazzeetees.com Use promo code FAMILY for free shipping! Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Broken Skylights

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 121:48


    This week we talk about Matt's trip to New Hampshire. Then we get into winter weather, Blake's comedy career, and the oh so favorite Dune talk. Lord knows we don't talk enough about that franchise. Our whiskey this week is Metcalfe's Vermont Maple Bourbon. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Best Impressions w/ Sean Michael McGrory

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 151:04


    This week Sean Michael McGrory returns! We talk about Ireland, video games and soaking. Mikey impresses us all with his incredible impressions and we talk, perhaps a bit too in depth, about our favorite video games. Our whiskey this week is Teeling Single Grain Irish Whiskey. Our sponsor this week is jazzeetees.com Use promo code FAMILY for free shipping! Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Edibles In One Sitting w/ Mikey Walls

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 142:41


    This week Matt is out, so Blake is joined by Mikey Walls! We talk about working in the trades, sneaking into prom, tell some old football stories, and talk about plenty of other bad decisions. Our whiskey this week is Redwood Empire Pipe Dream Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Knives Pulled On A Waiter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 115:19


    This week Blake and Matt are going solo! They discuss Matt's upcoming New Hampshire vacation, pop culture references we're tired of hearing, and lots and lots of talk about food! Not to mention Blake's proudest family record and a crazy story involving a family member and a loaf of bread! Our whiskey this week is Coppersea Excelsior Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Jail Stories w/ Deputy James and Mikey Lannen

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 71:16


    This week we are joined by a close friend: James! He comes on to discuss what it's like being a sheriff deputy at the county jail, whether or not we are correct about our tear drop tattoo theory, and how being pepper sprayed has changed his outlook on spicy food. Our whiskey this week is Noble Oak Double Oak Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Pigeons In The Freezer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 103:06


    In this episode we discuss Blakes vacations alongside Matt's quarantine. Do not fly Frontier Airlines. We also talk a bit about drum corps and the origins of marching band. Our whiskey this week is Iron Smoke Straight Bourbon Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Worst Sci-Fi Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 73:40


    In this episode we do our first long distant episode because Matt has covid!! Because of it he has been watching a lot of movies. So this week we talk about movies, Matt's loss of taste and, the big one, Dune 1984. Blake's whiskey this week is Willie's Genuine Canadian Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Pajamas w/ Chelsea Ridolfi and Michael Lannen

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 131:50


    In this episode we are joined by Chelsea Ridolfi. Matt's wife!  Chelsea shares a Christmas tradition, Mikey gets made fun of, and Matt explains why he won't buy New Balance Sneakers. We tell Mikey how cool our Cabo trip was and Chelsea shares a video of Matt being stung by a jellyfish. Our whiskey this week is Grand Canyon Bourbon Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Consecutive Tetherball Wins

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 114:42


    In this episode we talk about the books we're reading, again. We also discuss our views on the marvel movies then dive in to the records book. As usual we end with heavy philosophical conversation. Our whiskey this week was Widow Jane 10 year old Straight Bourbon Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Food Challenges Won in Fresno (w/ Jon-Ross Presta)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 89:44


    Matt is out of town this week, so Blake is joined by a very special guest host: the one and only JR! We dive a little into AI before veering off on a massive tangent about being Italian. It's like Matt was never gone! We talk about pecking orders in friend groups, the best burritos in Livermore, and then JR takes a crack at the “Most Poop Jokes” record from last week! Our whiskey this week is Crooked Fox Blended Bourbon. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Poop Jokes (w/ Mikey Lannen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 114:02


    Mikey is here again! Naturally this means we have inappropriate conversations. Including an unnecessary amount of discussion about poop. We also heard family stories from mikey finally! As well as stories about Russian Dog Bombs. Our whiskey this week is Three Fingers High 12 Sherry Finished Canadian Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most T-Shirts That Don't Fit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 97:26


    In this episode we are flying solo again. We talk about Dune a bit. Then talk about our tshirt collections. We almost forget to shout out JR, then go in to an interesting conversation about the civil war. The whiskey this week is Westward American Single Malt Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Worst Tacos (W/ Mikey Lannen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 134:42


    In this episode we are joined by mikey for a debate over sequels. Mikey shares inappropriate stories about things he's said to his father. We discuss consciousness? Weird. Then Blake shares his least favorite taco spot. Our whiskey this week is Kikori Japanese Rice whiskey. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/bfwNbkRb (https://discord.gg/bfwNbkRb)

    Most Plots to Kill Queen Elizabeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 106:43


    In this episode we recap the cabin trip. We also talk about grandpa Gino. Blake is mediating again and we discuss Shrek and Shrek 2. Shout out Tripod, texting and Alex Jones???? We share a love for conspiracies.  Our whiskey this week is Alamo Black Label Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    BONUS - Cabin Trip pt. 2: Youngest Family Records Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 86:47


    That's right, ANOTHER BONUS EPISODE! This time, we are joined by Matt's sister Sarah Ridolfi and 11 year old nephew/cousin Trenton on our final night of the family fishing trip. Matt announces his new record for most Mi-Wuk hats and Sarah breaks an existing family record on mic. Also, Hutch is exposed! Our whiskey this time is Amador Double Barrel Bourbon  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    BONUS - Cabin Trip pt. 1: Highest Chubby Bunny Score

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 80:01


    In this special BONUS EPISODE we are joined by Matt's sister and THE Mike Ridolfi on the first night of our family fishing trip. Many of our family chime in and join the conversation and Blake breaks a family record on mic. Our whiskey is Angel's Envy Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Calm Before the Storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 92:14


    In this episode we talk about our family fishing trip which is upcoming. Matt has finally started reading Dune and the two of us have a weird conversation about language. Our whiskey this week is Old Hell Roaring Double Barreled Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Drummers Mentioned (w/ Carlos Ventura and Mikey Lannen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 140:03


    In this episode we are joined by Carlos Ventura (@cv3_21 on Instagram), a local drummer and all around bad ass guy. We talk about Carlos' family background and way too much about drumming. Our whiskey this week is Navigator Kentucky Straight Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Celebrity Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 126:55


    In this episode we talk about Blake's trip to Vegas, masking up as covid comes to a close and we share some of the political podcasts we listen to. We talk about stand up comedians we like and break down Matt's celebrity stories. Our Whiskey this week is Legent  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Worst Whiskey Tasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 121:10


    In this episode we are solo again! We talk about what good boys we were in high school and completely botch our whiskey tasting! Sorry Rebel! A few more family stories and we catch up on books! The whiskey we will have to give another try to someday is Rebel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Bees Harassed (w/ Eric Sweet and Mikey Lannen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 122:39


    In this episode we are joined by Eric Paul Sweet, of being Blake's dad fame. We get some insights in to growing up a rancher, and seeing some bizarre stuff as a ranch hand. Eric explains why Matt was his favorite of the cousins to pick on and why our family has always loved teasing. Our whiskey this week is Clyde Mays Straight Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com/ (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    First Email Submission

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 114:11


    In this episode we explain favorite cousins. We also talk about the fact that we have listeners! We talk about books we've been reading, the League of Extraordinary Gentleman and our first submission!! Our whiskey this week is Big Horn Bourbon Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Exposure to Radiation (w/ Sean Michael McGrory and Mikey Lannen)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 110:46


    This week we are joined by actor Sean Michael McGrory (@seanvalsean_mcgrory on Instagram) who shares a family story that's so fun it's villainous. We talk about theatre, nascar, and what it's like to work with big time directors. We gain some insight in to what inspired Sean to be an actor, and what it's like being the child of an Irish immigrant. Our whiskey this week is Writer's Tears Copper Pot Irish Whiskey Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most High Dives In A Two-Bedroom Apartment (w/ Michael Lannen)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 99:27


    This week we are joined by Mikey Lannen (@fattangoproductions on Instagram and @fattangopodcast on Twitter) who shares some fun family stories and provides us with one of the dumbest family records now in the book. On top of that we discuss a little psychology, talk about Vikings and dental surgery. Our whiskey this week is Michter's Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Best Balderdash Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 75:05


    This week we shout out JR (@8cho8cho on Twitter), eat food on mic, and watch a movie trailer. But that's not all! We talk about Blake's return to comedy, and a bit about egg beer. All that wrapped in a neat bow made of Swedish child Henfrey and 18th century LARPing monarchs. Our whiskey this week is Journeyman Featherbone Bourbon. The rum we drank afterwards was Zaya Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Awkward Ending

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 58:44


    This week we talk about Tiktok, grandpa's wine, and Italian style Irish coffee. We also talk about what it's like putting Fat Fango out there for all our family to hear! Our whiskey this week is Few Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Contested Bocce Wins

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 58:01


    This week we talk the Pope, audio books and France. We also talk about our family Bocce Ball tournament. Our whiskey this week is Koval Single Barrel Bourbon. We also hear our theme song for the first time. Our music was done by Ryan Fine. You can find more information about Ryan at Ryanfine.com Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Best KO w/ Mikey Lannen & Mary Jo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 84:15


    In this episode we are joined by a very special guest, Mary Jo. Matt's mom! Also Mikey was here! We talk a bit about Mary Jo's childhood, as well as raising Matt. Not to mention hairy igloos, and the taste of ash. Our whiskey this week is Smooth Ambler's Contradiction Bourbon  Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Family Traditions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 54:36


    In this episode we do a deep dive in to our shared grandfather. But not before talking hipsters, lumberjacks and Ron Swanson. Our whiskey this week is Four Roses Single Barrel Bourbon Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

    Most Podcasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 53:05


    In this episode we tell you who we are and why we're making a podcast. We also explain a bit about our family and dive in to the Family Records Book for the first time. Our whiskey this week is a bourbon called Larceny! Want more content like this? Check out https://www.fattangoproductions.com (https://www.fattangoproductions.com) to see all the shows on the Fat Tango Network!

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