Finish Each Other's Sandwiches

Wow it’s been a while! Well after you listen to this episode it might be a bit more clear as to why we haven’t recorded a podcast in some time. In this one we talk mostly about our new venture into musical comedy! We have been hard at work on creating a live show. It will be a collection of our jokes, skits and songs we have been creating over the years and we couldn’t be more excited about this project. So have a listen as we talk about GEO the educational talking globe, Fish, Yeah that’s what it is!, Blue Bunny “It’s Weird, but, We do it!”, The Spaghetti Song and more…

I can’t believe it took this long to get JP on the show but here we are. Joe Pane is one of our best friends and we were so happy to finally get a chance to sit down with him and hit record. We didn’t plan anything just talked and laughed and enjoyed each other’s company. There is nothing to promote or plug but we did talk about our sponsors this week Joe Pane’s Propane for all your propane needs (not associated with Joe Pane the guest). We talk about how we became friends, bands we played in, concerts we attended, celebrities we’ve met, trips we’ve been on, films we made I’ll post links below for some of that. So if you want to hear some good friends make each other laugh and reminisce about our organic relationships take a listen and stay tuned for part two where we argue about The Last Jedi and more…

Yes it’s another show about another road trip we took SO WHAT… We decided to mosey to the Poconosey mountains where Joe spent most of his childhood. From Perkins to slowly driving past his childhood home to Camelback Mountain, we laid the memories on as thick as a Pennsylvania pretzel. This is a re-telling of all the little things we did on this weekend getaway, with a few discussions of nostalgia (the merits of Blockbuster video and video game rentals) salt and peppa-ed along the way. You’ll hear the classic vacation struggle story: trying to win a Jewish TY Beanie Baby Lion from a claw machine in a local brewery (it doesn’t end well, oy vey!). We were also in PA during the Superb Owl, but could’ve cared less. Unless, of course, football games were just the mascots fighting, which we think is WAY more interesting. Finally, we let the journey come to a close reflecting on your childhood, memories good and bad, and how this place you once called home helped bring you to where you are today. Thanks for listening, and go EAGLES!

BONJOUR! Bienvenue à mes amis! Nous sommes ravis de vous apporter la deuxième partie de notre spectacle! Tu ne veux pas écouter? This second part of the episode we talk about going to the Force Academy (when Grace got really aggressive) and Skiing (where they took it seriously) also just how we make sillys along the way and come out getting back through the border and visiting a ghost town...

Yes folks Finish Each Other’s Sandwiches is now International! We drove over the border to hang out with out neighbors to the north and had a grand ol’ time. In this episode we talk about our trip and the fun cool things we did (and didn’t do). Lets face it things don’t always work out and we had to learn as we went but it was quite an adventure. So tune in to hear about the Biodome (Not starring Pauly Shore), the No Left Turns like they think it’s Jersey issue, weird perfect parking, incredibly delicious food and more! CAT SANK!

We celebrated Christmas this year in our new home in the Berkshires had some friends over went and looked at Christmas lights saw The Last Jedi again and ate and drank too much haha but we threw the mics on and recorded our jubilant voices for this edition of the Christmascast. So listen along as we talk about Christmas, Snickers, Comedy, loud voices and more…

Hey all, do you get easily stressed out and overwhelmed? Do you have way too much on your plate basically at all times? Of course you do because that’s the world we live in! Well then this is the episode for you. We don’t make many jokes but we do talk about meditation, yoga, stress-filled modern society, habits, and pretty much all things in that category. This is meant as a helpful guide or even a companion piece for you to listen along with and agree and relate with or call us out on our bullshit whatever you want to get out of this is up to you!

Our love of all things cartoons was the inspiration for this one. From growing up watching them to watching film festival animated shorts we mostly talk about how funny it is to think of real life as a cartoon and vice versa. Tune in as we talk about Goofy’s attempted suicide, the mental and physical torture Jerry Mouse puts Tom Cat through, the 30’s male dominated writers room, as well as real life falling down stairs and into drum sets (in which our teeth of course become piano keys). We talk a lot and laugh too much and surprise each other constantly so come along for the fun won’t you?

Our current flow of Airbnb guests lead the charge in this episode as we have hosted for only a few weeks and already met quite a few characters. So listen along as we tell you about some of them. Gilmore Girls fan club members, cartoonish allergic reactions, language barriers and more… We also talk about our Which Nationality Personality Are You? Buzzfeed type quiz we made up, how I ended up watching Live Fatboy Slim videos and just shoot the shit on whatever comes up as we talk. So enjoy!

Sooooo as you all know we went from David Tennant to David Homeowner when we moved from Denver Colorado to Southwestern Massachusetts. Well in order to do this we had to drive our van and bring all our stuff, including of course our cat Snickers. This is that story. The places we stopped, the shenanigans we get into, and the funny and interesting things that happened along the way so if that sounds like something you want to listen to then click play and listen away!

In this one we riff on some joke ideas we’ve had lately and have some fun, from things like Spider House Rules, Snickers and the mouse murders, Kingsman theme song, the sensitive subject of soft serve ice cream and more…

In this thrilling episode we talk briefly about the last year or so of us saving up money moving across the country and buying a house. We talk about meeting the neighbors and making the biggest mistake of their lives, Brooks Shields, BBQ dog, The Duel of the Prince of Tide and more...

After about a year hiatus from doing the podcast we decided to fire it back up and get back into it. In this episode we talk about our new air hockey championship belt and tournament we update you guys on what we’ve been up to and most of our future endeavors. We tell a few new jokes shaking the rust off and just having some fun. So join us as we talk about having poop in your butt, Snicker’s Doodles, hot soup, and more...

Hey guys, what’s up? Let’s play two truths and a lie, only just kidding…they’re all TRUTHS. We talk about our recent trip through South Dakota and Wyoming which showed us the beautiful, the hidden and sometimes tragic part of what is still the Wild West (wikky wikky wild). We fell into a time warp and found a rare and ancient sighting of what was once the mighty Blockbuster, roamed the Black Hills through caves, swam among the palest people of the Midwest and stumbled upon why black lights should not exist. We really had an amazing time and of course have some unreasonable jokes to show for it.

We’ve missed you beautiful people, and we come bearing gifts of comedy! This is another edition of All the Jokes where we try a variety of joke ideas we’ve been working on and set them free like a wily pack’a badgers. We touch on a few concepts such as Google Maps for ghosts, the oddity of holiday-themed shows at zoos but with the uncomfortable absence of animals, an off-color talking globe named Geo, still we continue to mercilessly butcher the British accent, and, most importantly, discuss the touchy subject of characters of your childhood disintegrating into a fiery patriotic blaze. We’re excited to be back, and we hope you enjoy!

Howdy ho, folks! This week we have something special for you, part one of a TWO PART podcast! We had so many jokes and topics that we had to banana split it up. Matt Pane, one of our oldest and best friends from New York came to stay with us so we all could see Primus at Red Rocks (you only see your first Primus show once). More importantly, he sat down with us to talk about how the Joe James-Matt Pane 6 month difference came into fruition, when Grace met Matt during a wrestling match in an in-ground/above ground pool, awkward elevator moments in Vegas, the Hulk’s Bruce Banner sized dick, a brief detailing of the increds Primus show, and all of us ingesting stabby cheesy bread. So, pour yourself a glass of rum in honor of Matt Pane (he’s fine, he just likes rum) and get in on some of these inside jokes.

Hello ladies and gentlemen! This week we had the great pleasure of sitting down with Andy Schneider, frontman of Denver band Calder’s Revolvers (now The Gold Company). He’s a Denver native and has a lot of love for the Mile High city. We talk a little bit about his beginnings in music, ranging from jamming out with his dad’s band at home, jazz-themed summer camps and moonlighting in punk and ska bands. We crack jokes about less sad rock and more dad rock, fecal themed bands, and platform flip flop Jersey girls. Today, Calder’s is his full-time project, with a recent stint at SXSW and a nomination in Westword’s Music Showcase, along with a variety of local shows keeping this awesome band going full force.

Well ‘ello there! This week we covered a few new jokes, including, but not limited to: Pattie Boyd licking George Harrison’s teeth, a multi-holiday version of “Mambo #5,” how to get Beetlejuice to go away, severely misinterpreting the lyrics to late-nineties Santana songs, two foot tall Paul Simon (Small Simon) and Sir Paul McCartney not knowing the lyrics to his half a century old songs. We should mention that after the recording of this podcast we realized that we were sorely incorrect in the telling of the Harrison-Clapton-Boyd love triangle, so don’t fact check us on that. Still, we like our re-telling a little bit better.

This week we had the pleasure of sitting down with another local Denver comedian! This time it was the lovely Mara Wiles. She was a delight to talk to and just a great funny gal. We got to talk all about getting started in the Denver scene and who inspired her. She told us about a terrible show at a cattle dog rescue in a strip mall winery, some of her favorite jokes by fellow local comedian Aaron Urist and we read some one star reviews of Red Rocks. Lots of real talk and nice conversation worth a listen. So try it on for size!

Truth time: Truthcast Hi guys! In this podcast we talk about some of the awesome and not-so-awesome things that have been going on in our lives lately. One awesome thing being Grace having moved to Denver via an amazing road trip together one year ago. We saw over 2,000 miles of America and we tell you a little about that; including being rejected by Wayne Coyne’s Womb and falling into the streets of Nashville laughing about Jeff Mangum and Anne Frank. We also touch upon a few hard times we’ve been having due to real life and the like, but this is life, so you have to learn to laugh about it.

Dear family and friends back in the Newest of Yorks this episode is for you. In it we reflect back on our trip to the island of long where we got to spend some quality time with some great people. We also talk about weird and funny things we saw, ramble on about stupid internet videos and pretty much all the usual stuff. Anyway it’s worth a listen if you think we are relatively funny, if not then just humor us (since we apparently can’t humor you…) and listen anyway cause it’s all in good fun. Mazel Mazel good things.

Hey there wrestling fans, do we have a treat for you! Today we sat down and told all of our stupid, albeit extensive and painfully specific WWF attitude-era related jokes. Including but not limited to: the Paul Bearer trilogy, Snickers singing entrance music, celebrating 3:16, HHH = Beast as human, and of course the puntastic Wrestaurant! We want some participation on this one friends. Please listen and make up your own wrestling pun dishes that would be served at our punderful fake establishment and post them on Twitter or Facebook. We want more!

This week we had a chat with singer-songwriter Eve Jennings! She is a sweetheart and up and coming Denver musician. We talked origin stories, teenage angst, music scenes, behind the scenes venue research, and more scenes… Makes sure to listen until the end where Eve plays a solo acoustic version of her song Blood Run Blue.

Welcome back folks! This week we continue our trend of talking to local Denver comics by having Jeff M. Albright stop by and chat with us a bit about SexPot open mic at Voodoo, working at Twist and Shout, hosting shows (and immediately getting booed), D.A.R.E., culture shock, loving music and other nice things. So enjoy…

Do you like to laugh? Of course you do, you’re not a robot, plus you’re listening to a comedy podcast…But on top of that, today’s guest was comedian Timmi Lasley! She is a fantastic person and we were delighted to sit down and talk to her. We mostly discuss western Colorado, do’s and don’ts of Timmi’s names, hecklers, Walmart take overs, local Denver venues, elk art, and more…

Full on full band podcast today! We sat and talked with Hi-Fi Gentry, a band from Denver, of which Joe is an active member. They play rock and roll music and hang out and make fun of each other… In this episode we talk mostly band origins, the terribleness of Pay-to-Play shows, musical influences, worst shows ever played, #IGPMDIT, LA/NY vs Denver music scene and more! We had a pretty ranty discussion about how music scenes work, what should and shouldn’t happen, but overall we had a good time!

Howdy folks, hope everyone had a wonderful New Year! We have our next episode ready to go so give her a listen. This one was mostly about getting married, going to the DMV, That’s my wife jokes, Gerrioli, overnight passports, a hallucinogenic tv show and more!

#MERRY #FUCKING #CHRISTMAS Happy Holidays y’all hope you’re having a wonderful Christmas or whatever not Christmas holiday you celebrate…sorry In this episode as you can guess we talk about Christmas, Christmas movies, gifts, stories, The Doctor’s Who, and a thieving cartoon mouse. We want to thank everyone for listening as we reached our 10th episode! Thanks for supporting us as we are finding our way with this outlet for our comedy and stories

You think this is a game!? Yes. That’s exactly what it is, and it’s also the topic of this week’s episode. We play all kinds of games (Catan, Mille Bornes, Scrabble) we talk about them and all the stupid songs and jokes we make up as we play them. Ducks walkin, Coupe de Foupe, Mark y Mark y Mark, Heavy Jew, Puzzles (who’s good at them and who’s not), Dream Phone and more…

This time we talk mostly about what we have been up to, socially that is, we tell some stories about fake radio stations, visiting tourist traps, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, hitting up one of 4 billion Colorado breweries and more…

This week we saw some movies and decided to talk about it. We saw Dumb and Dumber To and Interstellar there MIGHT be slight spoilers but not really so feel free to listen whether you’ve seen them or not. We also made some jokes about theater experiences, A Few Goof Men, Hulu ads, first world problems and more…enjoy!

Howdy folks! Today’s episode was a blast we had our buddy Andrew Kobil of Hi-Fi Gentry fame on the show and we had tons of laughs. Music was the topic of the show, terrible music to be precise…We talked about terrible bands and songs and ideas for songs and all the messed up joke songs we could conjure up in our sick heads. We learned a bit about Andrew and his music he even performed an acoustic version of his song Bold and Blue for the show which can be heard at the end. Thank you to Andrew for being on and we hope you all enjoy!

Happy Halloween everyone! In this episode we tell Halloween stories, talk about irrational fears, Fettuccine Afraido, 2 Godzillas, funny costumes, font jokes, trick or treat or robbery and more…

Hey guys! New episode up! This one has a Colorado theme we talk mostly about Colorado and it’s ways including fitness, weed, hiking, gay marriage, and kickball with jokes about bats roasting, The Little Engine That Couldn’t Even, WWF in your Nation Park and more…

A big Happy Birthday to half of the sandwiches. It’s Grace’s birthday! So we decided to tell some funny birthday stories, along with a gritty reboot of Smokey the Bear, meeting Michel Gondry, Squirrels slowly walking and more…

In today’s episode we sit down with none other than Lou Perna. We talk about jokes and stories of the past and present and life in Denver. We had a great time recording this and hope you enjoy listening.

So we just put the finishing touches on our first podcast! This is a little introduction show. We talk about us what are plans are for the podcast and dead comedians, so give it a listen and enjoy!