Happy Hr news team

This week we start out with a FL judge who thinks she's a doctor. There's some shady cops in the great state of KS if you're coming from a state with legal cannabis. And we finally get to the uber eats driver story we missed last week. These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we didn't even get to the story our show was named after... We have a lady who believes a coyote was out to get her. We have a poor guy that is half naked and arrested. There's a Disney world employee charged with making over 500 upskirt videos. And a FL gal dressed as a clown charged with murder. Tune in for more of the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a plethora of stories involving people playing stupid "games" and winning stupid "prizes" We have a lady injecting dehydrated black widow, we have a snake bite victim electrocuting himself. Plus many other stories from the doomed human race. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week Shanty starts off by wondering why the hell are people losing their shit over a beer can. We have a naked FL man a school bus and a dead deer. There's a couple GA men breaking into an electrical station and get a good charring. We have a POS that blamed the death of his child on his cat. And a lady that called the ambulance that never showed up and her husband pays the price. These storied and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we start off with a story we neglected to get to last week. A FL man answers the door to an alligator and is quickly attacked. We have a family living with a dead body for six years to collect a check. There's this bacteria that eats heavy metal and shits gold.. We have a couple of dumb ass deputies that are disciplined for shooting each other. These stories and more when you tune in to the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

Only a day late but hey we made it. First off we have a Florida bad cop that was caught selling drugs... imagine that.. Then we have another naked FL man saying he's from a different time.. the future to be exact. We also have a Zebra that takes a guys arm off.. kinda.. We also have a huge algae mass headed for? You guessed it FL!!! These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chente-ornelas/support

This week we had to do a remote podcast because mother nature decided to dump more snow on us. So the first minute is a little echoy on Sanchez end until I can figure out the audio situation. But don't fret we get it figured out and bring you the news you didn't know you needed to hear. we have a FL man who shoots his own finger off... Bang!! We have a hoarder finding her missing husband while searching for decorations. We have a ATV rider end up in a sharks stomach. And other stories when you tune in to our weekly shit show. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

So in response to the Cocaine bear, someone decided Meth Gator was a good idea, so we covered the story. We also have a ketchup company buying a guy a boat for surviving off ketchup. We have a FL man found with over a ton of porn. Sex dolls for dogs and another FL man die from a brain eating amoeba. These stories and more brought to you by your favorite news team!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Tonight Shoebee returns to give his take on some of the news you didn't know you needed to hear, and as usual Sanchez and I catch a buzz. First off we have a FL man pronounced dead... but wasn't. We have a FL gal eaten by a gator, but her dog lived. A groom still hooked on mothers milk. And the rights of an unborn child locked up in prison. Tune in for these storied and more with your favorite news team. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a FL mom who's side hustle has gotten her kid suspended from school. We have a man and wife married for some time with multiple attempted murder charges against the wife. We also have a couple guys that fall into a vat of chocolate. These stories and more when you tune into Happy Hr News!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we start off with a FL man doing what FL men do best,,, yeah you guessed it. We have a gal that gets stuck in a jail cell for 3 days!! We have penis fishes!! We also have a couple found dead along with 125 cats in their home. And speaking of found.. you'll never guess what was found at a gas station.  THese stories and more when you tune it to the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week is kinda a short one. First off we discuss the deadly kite flying ordeal over in India and how it came to be. We have a Florida woman who fails to fulfill her end of a murder suicide pact. We have a topless ND woman who desecrates a jesus statue. We also have 29 year old who posses as a student in a NJ highschool. These stories and more on Happy Hr News. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a few updates from past stories. A guy charged with vaping in the hospital, a naked sewer dweller, and one other. We have a deadly kite flying competition in India. A couple side stories that weren't really all that interesting. Plus much more when you tune into a Friday edition of the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a FL man that gets a little bitey on a bondage date. We have a funeral home director charged for selling body parts. We have a couple EMS workers being charged with murder. These stories and a whole lot more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Well we finally have the audio dialed in.. for now.. We have FL man that drunkenly throws the Christmas tree at his wife. We actually have a few FL man stories for you tonight. We have a he.. she..it...them whatever it is was stealing luggage and there's quite the debate on this story. These stories and more when you join your favorite news team bringing you the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we were snowed in, so Sanchez was broadcasting remotely from down the street. We talk about the insane amounts of snow that mother nature has dumped on us in a short time. We also share pics from around our area if you tune into our youtube you can check them out. https://youtu.be/futa2QyUit8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have an ex Chicago cop caught urinating in an ice machine on a Florida beach. A Utard with a plethora of underage wives one of them allegedly his 15yr old daughter. we have monks on meth!!! These stories and more when you tune into the best news duo around!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Excuse the audio.. there was an echo so I pushed a button and made it... different.. I guess. After three years one would think we would have our shit together.. guess not.. But we do have a Fl man or two along with some other stories that will make you ask yourself what the hell is wrong with humanity. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we celebrate 3yrs of doing the podcast! That's right 3yrs We have Florida man and a back to back poor guy. So for those who have stuck with us for the past 3yrs we thank you and truly appreciate you!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Boy do we go off the rails in this one.. I had to cut some out just because... I'm not even sure we made it through a full story. So we have a guy trying to smuggle a gun onto a plane in a raw chicken. We talk about Sanchez being homeless and his survival skills or lack thereof. Shanty's post apocalyptic survival plan, well part of it... and maybe a couple other stories. Like I said we went off the rails on this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

We're back with another live episode of the news you didn't know you needed to hear. Join us every Thursday evening as we go live on Fb, YouTube, and Twitch. Subscribe and or leave a comment. This week we have more than we bargained for when it comes to the sunshine state. We have a poor gal that doesn't get any worse than being swallowed by a fucking snake. A guy who hasn't bathed in more than 60yrs and ends up dying when he finally showers. These stories and more when you tune into Happy Hr News Team. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

After a long overdue break, we are finally back at it again. We are joined by Shanty's wifey Pants and a good friend from Fargo this week. We got a lady who uses bees to attack a sheriffs deputies. A ten yr old getting a tattoo.. Our own state of ND adopting the barber shmock look for mugshots. And of course "We got weights in the fish!" So once again join us for the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week is kinda slacking on the FL man but we do have other stories. We have a guy get a deoderant can stuck in his a$$ for an extended period of time. An animal fact that may make some men green with envy. A poor gal that gets arrested and then hit by a train. These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Welcome back!! This week we have a story about a FL man that wants the drive through attendant give him a "hand" extracting his secret sauce at a local Mc D's. We have a poor guy accused of cheating and has a bullet forcefully lodged in a testicle.. Another gal falls into a sinkhole. And yes, a nursing home hires a dancer to entertain the residents. These stories and more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. CHEERS!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

So we went back to our roots and did a completely audio episode this week. We have a FL gal who.. you guessed it, public bean flicking. A poor gal that has an extra set of eyebrows tattooed on her forehead. A botched C-section. And yes, the smuggling of donkey dicks. These stories and more when you tune into Happy Hour News!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we discuss an ex sheriff deputy that stomps a gals cat. A school counselor that flew under the radar for far too long and was busted abusing children. A poor guy that was stung over 20,000 times and somehow survived. And for what we pay for healthcare here, one would think that if you had a chronic illness, it would be taken care of. Tune and and check these stories out plus many more when you tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

this week we have a Florida man who attacks his own mother for not dressing his mannequin.. I make a prediction about our YouTube uploads. AI is predicting when and where crime will take place. Gary Busy is accused of some grab assing. A dead possum is forced to repent.. And elephants, fuck those elephants. If you're ever feeling hot, just piss on your legs, it works for the turkey vultures. These stories and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we bring you a Florida woman who decides to keep a kid locked up in her home for reasons unknown. A machete wielding Florida man that quickly backs down after a gun is introduced into the equation. We also bring some more weird animal facts once again this time about dolphins and monkeys. So if you're in the mood to wonder what the hell is wrong with humanity, tune into the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

We thought with a shortage of stories but low and behold Sanchez pulled through with more than we could handle, and in true Happy Hr News fashion, Shanty got hammered again. We start of with a listener submission from the great state of CO. We have a couple Florida man stories. We also remind you not to drink the water in splash parks and a poor guy that tries a DIY from youtube that probably wasn't the best idea. These stories and more to make you wonder what the hell is wrong with people. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Wow this week we have no shortage of degenerate stories for everyone out there in podcast land. First we have a Florida man who throws an urn full of ashes in a domestic dispute. We have a few poor gals... Also a grandmas final wishes may surprise a few of you. So pour a drink, kick off your shoes and enjoy the news you didn't know you needed to hear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a special guest in the good idea studio, good friend Ross from bands such as El Gato Del RIo and the Rocket 38's. He gives his two cents on the news you didn't know you needed to hear. We have a drunk Florida man driving a scooter into the local walmart.. again.. We have abusive monkeys, we have child endangering robots, and also Russia's spy game is on point!! So grab a drink and kick off your shoes this is the news you didn't know you needed to hear! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we had a listener submission story about a FL guy who steal a bunch of rare coins only to cash them in at a change kiosk. We have a poor guy that shoves a bottle up his butt and guess what happens. We have sort of a dark story about a gal who off's her ex, too bad she couldn't do it a couple more times... These stories and more when you tune in to Happy Hr News Team. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Well we're back from a two week hiatus and man do we have the stories. We have a FL couple who steal a motorized scooter from their local Wal Mart to go on a date at the pub only to get arrested.. duh. We have a guy set fire to his camper to appear targeted for his Trump flag. A guy killed his noodling partner because...Bigfoot? These stories and many more as we get back in the saddle again. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Well we thought the audio was fixed... apologize if it's quiet.. But we do have FL man and tons of it. There's also a FL man comic book soon to be released. And of course a little El Gato Del Rio for our end credits. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

I do believe we finally have our audio issue down. This episode wasn't edited so there may be some long pauses but that's about it. This week we celebrate the ultimate party animal, Cocaine Bear! We also have the occasional FL man story and a West Virginia man. Plus much more content I really can't think of at the moment. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Another fun filled night with your favorite news team. We go live every Thursday evening with the news you didn't know you needed to hear. This week we start off the show with an animal rescue CEO found to have 30 dead animals in her possession.. irony at it's finest. Then we move onto the great state of FL where you can prdict what happens when a sexual encounter is interrupted by a delivery truck going the opposite direction. We also have a story that will make you want the read the fine print on any insurance policy. We have a guy that gets swallowed by a whale and another Fl man that thought he could hide from cops under a fishing dock.... These stories and more when you tune into Happy Hr News!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we have a guy that discovers a lost city when he tears down a wall in his basement. A woman killed after multiple dogs get out. And out of all places contaminated water leads to intoxicated fish in FL. Once again we have another urine thrower... must be a thing. These stories and much more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Once again the great state of FL does not disappoint. We also have a bad cop from CA that does the unthinkable. An Indian couple suing their son for not producing a grandchild. And a debate about alcohol and tattoos... which may lead to an unprecedented live event in the future.. maybe.. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Once again we are live bringing you the stories that you didn't know you needed to hear. We have a Florida woman that throws piss on a guy because a chicken shit on her porch. A guy that doesn't know how to drive a manual so he crashes his 700k car within two days of owning it. We also have underwear that supposedly prevents STI's... These stories and more once you tune in. And with true HHNT fashion we trip on our dicks and don't have a song for the end of the show.. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Join us for cinco de drinko as Sanchez and Shanty dive balls deep into a couple bottles of Tequilla. We have stories about hot hungry and horny gators strolling through a FL neighborhood near you. A sheriff deputy that parks on a beach goer just lying in the sand. Plus many other stories we go off the rails on. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This week we bring you once again a plethora of FLorida madness. We start of with a weekend festival that involves gators and marathons. We have a cop that busts his own daughter for meth. We tell you why bloodworms have copper teeth. we also have a gal that went diving for her phone so to speak in an outhouse. Those stories and more when you tune into Happy Hr News!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Gotta apologize for the crap audio this week. That's right we're amateurs. But we still bring you some crazy stories from around the web. So sit back, kick off your shoes and relax with some Happy hr news!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Well we got nail with a huge blizzard and were stuck podcasting remotely. Sanchez was snowed in at his house and the wife also joins in to talk Florida madness. Join us for the news you didn't know you needed to hear. Watch the YouTube video for some historic blizzard pics from around the state!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

What more of a description do you need than stupid dares is stupid does. Tune in for another installment of shit people do that we will talk about and so on. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Shoebee joins us for an evening of fuckery!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Well for a Saturday night we got an episode for your earholes!! Special guest Shaun Lewis joins us once again and gives his 2cents on FL madness. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Wow, there isn't an episode nowdays that happens where we don't trip on our dicks. We had a couple of great guests and of course we were unprepared. But with the magic of editing we have an episode for you!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

What do ya know? Another Florida filled extravaganza for your earholes!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

we got it right this week!!! Tune in for a feel'ish' good episode --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

Join us every Thursday as we go live to bring you the news you didn't know you needed to hear!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

This is our live cast!!! Its only a half hour just to explain what future shows will be like. We bring you a couple FL man stories just because we can. And dirty ol Sanchez is streaming from his house just so we knew the audio would be up to par. So sit back and check out the show. Same content, new format. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support