How I Didn't Meet Your Mother

There will come a day in all our lives, (or at least most), where we find ourselves sleeping next to someone regularly. This romantic ballard of two souls intertwined by each others unconscious routines isn't always as fun as it seems. Twitching, snoring, sleep walking, and rising internal body temperature can all have a heralding effect on those sleeping next to us. This week we are joined by Sarah to discuss these sleeping habits and rituals. Included in this episode are stories such as: an undesired sleepover, a snoring train conductor, the horse woman, sleep sex, and the zombie fuck. Plus, we mix in some sleep apnea facts and a definition that may have you questioning whether or not you have it! That's right, we are now a science podcast. Well, not really, but we try. Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com

This week we were PROUD to be joined by GC & K, a same sex couple who are happily married and thriving. Dating revolves around trust, and that's something that can be hard to earn when some of your closest friends are considered by others, as a threat. The two love birds discuss their personal experience with jealous partners, while also revealing why their relationship continues to be so successful. Adrian gets introduced to the U-Haul concept, it's a "lesbian thing", and Kelli asks for Mr Beautiful's digits. Ever overhear a girl say - "I fucked that girl". Well, we finally have the answer as to what EXACTLY that means! Plus scissoring debunked, including a brief instructional video, much to the approval of our two hosts. And finally, how many woman has the Pussy Game Changer converted? Find it all out and more, but be warned, you may be tempted to cross over to the "lesbian side".

Time for a good old Origin Story. This week your hosts reminisce over the circumstances in which they first met, which if you didn't guess, involve Adrian sleeping with Kelli's roommate. Then the two talk FWB - Friends With Benefits, (if you didn't know, goddamn...). Kelli tells us all about OG Texas and her affection for younger men, with a potential rekindling in the making. Adrian is no longer watching porn, while enduring the longest active dry spell of his sexual career. Plus, a conversation about the weirdest places either host has masturbated. Come on in, the pie is ready! Check out Demitri Wylde and Hookup Horror Stories - https://www.instagram.com/demitriwylde/ Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com

The last time you heard from our hosts, the year was 2021, Adrian was reluctantly single, and Luke was in a successful relationship. Well... a lot has changed since then and as they say - shit happens. Welcome back to another episode of the How I Didn't Meet Your Mother podcast! Consider this the beginning of a new era, and with it, some changes to the podcast. Tune in to find out who will stay, and who will go. Plus, a life update from our hosts including trips to Montana and Texas, as well as a double date turned disaster! Sorry for being gone so long, we missed you, and look forward to sharing more scandalous tales with you all. Check out Adrian's guest spot on The Impolite Society Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/do-pickup-lines-ever-work/id1508241605?i=1000548796622 as well as the Zodiac Series - Leo, brought to you by Nawty by Nature Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/nawty-by-nature/id1553863033?i=1000547559303 Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com

Why is dating harder for women, and what steps can be made to make it fun again? Intimacy and dating coach Alana Mckenzie joins the podcast to discuss all things femininity. Things kick off with a surprising dive into Bumble, (the app we all thought was trash). Alana talks about her strategies while using the app, how to make your profile more appealing, and what a conversation should include in order for you to stand out from the crowd. Then the conversation switches gears as Alana breaks down The Art of Seduction, which shifts focus from outward behavioural thought patterns to internal recognition and confidence. With internal confidence comes the concept of Feminine Energy, and the ability to "just be" while letting the masculine presence be the "go getter". Finally, we end off with some humorous and rather outrageous stories of accidental (and not so accidental) kidnapping. For more information about The Art of Feminine Seduction and Alana's services visit @ https://www.avesselforlove.com/ Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com     

We welcome back Luke to the podcast this week as the boys are joined by recurring guest Delisha to get a dating life update. How is the current dating scene? Who are you fucking? They ask the important questions as Delisha shares her current situation and social media dm slides. Then the three dive face first into the topic of cunnilingus. What are some of the more commonly used techniques? How can you maximize her pleasure using both your tongue and fingers? Plus, some stories including a facial gone wrong. It's all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! Support Delisha @ Nawty by Nature & IG Stream JOLLOF - Itee ft Ujay @ Spotify Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

This week's episode is a special one as we celebrate recurring guest Eric's birthday by talking all things birthday sex, as well as all the other fun loving holidays. Eric quickly recaps his latest birthday extravaganza, before explaining why his past experiences have led to a low percentage of sexual satisfaction during his special day of the year. The boys then continue with the theme of holiday magic by sharing some stories to do with: New Years, Valentine's Day, and Christmas. Finally, it just wouldn't be a How I Didn't Meet Your Mother episode without some talk of online dating apps. The boys discuss their latest views on Hinge, and what people can look forward to moving forward. Support Eric and the fellas over @ The Spare Bedroom Podcast - Twitch - Youtube & IG Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com   

We were absolutely thrilled to be joined by Colton Manzel this week, host of the Macho Mecca Podcast, to discuss all things mental health and masculinity. Colton is an advocate for improving the lives of men through education and knowledge. The boys discussed what happens physiologically and psychologically after a break up or moment of trauma (19:00). Colton also gives his introduction into the "Red Pill" concept and how you can better exercise mental fortitude when dealing with relationships in the pursuit of your ideal partner. Then the fellas move on to some lighthearted conversation (33:50) as they focus on the topic of attracting "hotter" women. How would you define a hotter woman? How can you make yourself more attractive to this specific demographic? What mentality should you have when approaching them? All these questions answered, plus some bonus stories, to cap off this week's episode! Support Colton @ The Macho Mecca Podcast as well as @ Youtube & Instagram Episode with Paul Benjamin - Spotify The Rational Male Paperback - Amazon  Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

Our hosts return in fine form from yet another hiatus. The boys share a quick life update to open the episode, before being joined by their guest (11:30) to discuss the subject of - The Hall Pass. Gregory from The Weather's Crazy Podcast shares his ideology behind this practice which garnered enough attention to have a movie made about it (starring Paul Rudd and it's actually pretty good). Following some further discussion into whether or not The Hall Pass is a viable option in any relationship, the conversation switches gears into some more lighthearted entertainment as Gregory recounts a couple of his more memorable sexual experiences including: a set of cut crystals, and the sale of one air conditioner. Catch it all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother. Support Gregory @ The Weather's Crazy Podcast (available on all major platforms) and follow him @ Podcast Page - https://www.instagram.com/weatherscrazypod/?hl=en Personal Page - https://www.instagram.com/thegregsbenedict/?hl=en Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

The boys welcome in Canadian Thanksgiving by bringing on local and fellow Calgarian Tyler Foley (5:40) to talk all things SEX. Tyler details such accounts as: losing his virginity, attending the School of Arts, living with eight women, moving to Vancouver, and filming a porno. Not to mention conversations about foreskin, man-scaping, making calls while on the toilet, and performing public "acts of service". Plus, a CHALLENGE for our listeners as Tyler searches for the missing VHS. The surface has barely been scratched on an all new episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

A follow up episode to Rubs, Tugs, and Escorts as the boys are joined by Abigail - the host of the Manic Pixie Weirdo podcast and former sex worker. She details her introduction into stripping and transition into escorting while listing off some of the WEIRDEST requests she has had along the way. She also dives into her boundaries, her recommendations for anyone looking to get into the sex industry or anyone wanting to hire an escort, as well as a few complimentary stories along the way.  Support Abigail @ https://www.podpage.com/the-manic-pixie-weirdo/  Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

As summer winds down, what better way to reminisce over past adventures than highlighting some of the best stories from our hosts' time at the Calgary Stampede. A yearly tradition, of drunken debauchery enveloping the entire city. Included in these stories are a mobile blowjob, the remaking of The Grudge, a dirt nap in a hotel lobby, and a further explanation as to why one of the hosts' is easy pickings at the end of the night! 

WE ARE BACK. After a long hiatus and some much needed time in the sun, the boys have returned with an all new episode featuring plenty of great tales! Campfire stories, exactly as they seem, are all about telling whore-ror stories of sex past. Tales such as: Accidental Anal, Death by Strap On, Warming Gel gone wrong, The Quiet Fucker, and My Dog Pissed the Bed headline a STACKED return to the podcast world. Also featuring two hitch hikers and recorded completely in-person, creating the fireside like atmosphere. Remember, if you like the episode - please share! Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

The boys return after a week long hiatus to discuss all things sex toys with recurring guest Kelli. They start off with a story from each about a time they found themselves involved with various accessories. Then, Luke and Kelli take part in another game of Fucked or Fiction - Sex Toy addition. Finally, the three take a deeper dive into some of the specific and more popular toys, before sharing a few more stories.  Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

Quick question - is the Vale-dick-torian a real sex postion? How about, the Tom Cruise? You'll have to tune in to this week's fun filled episode as the boys were joined by Eric and Niki to discuss all things sex positions. Niki explains which positions feel the best for her, while the boys describe their favourite discoveries whilst playing Twister - without the actual game. One host flexes in the mirror while fucking, as the other finds himself in upwards battle for sexual domination.There are a plenty of tips, tricks, and transitions to try out. Plus some deep talk about birth control and sexual comfortability. Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Support Eric & Niki by checking out https://www.instagram.com/the.spare.bedroom/?hl=en Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com   

It was inevitable. At some point, someone was bound to ask the question - what's your number? This week the boys bring on special guest El Stache to discuss their kill count and what they feel comfortable sharing with a partner. When it comes to a higher number, does it become a matter of quantity over quality? El Stache shares his greatest hookup story, as well as his worst. He's been around long enough to even share his perspective into the evolution of the bush. Tales of Vegas bring back memories, and an escalator blowjob leaves one of the fellas in awe. Plus, a message from our guest on respect, honesty, and integrity when it comes to dating. Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com   

We've given you the lesbian perspective, now it's time for another perspective. The boys are joined this week by Demitri, to discuss his #hookuphorrorstories. From popping his cherry (literally), to being robbed not once, but twice, from a Gogo dancer. Get an inside look at how dating differs, or remains the same in the gay community. Plus a grade 6 science class volcano project worthy eruption... of poop. Catch it all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! Intro song - Hit Em With Da Bass Drumma by Mikey Geiger Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Support Demitri @ http://demitriwylde.wixsite.com/website A Cosmic Journey Podcast - https://www.acosmicjourneypod.com/ Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com   

Ever wonder how someone gets their start into the sex industry? This week the boys are joined by Heidi - host of the Retired from Sex podcast - as she discusses her experience in the industry. Starting from rub & tugs, and eventually leading into escorting. We find out that men are cheap, unhygienic, and in need of a good punishing. What's the biggest dick she has seen? Plus, a man's request to have his penis stomped on... repeatedly. All that and more on the latest episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!   Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Support Heidi and listen to Retired from Sex @ https://www.retiredfromsex.com/     Only fans @ https://onlyfans.com/imtheglitter Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

Losing your virginity - a tale as old as time. At some point, every one of us will lose their virginity, unless you're a nun, or a monk, or just really bad at dating. On this week's episode, the boys detail the time that they lost their virginity. Who had the better experience? I guess that's for you to decide.  Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

This week the boys are joined by author and dating aficionado Lori Hardacker to discuss her new book - Dating What The F*ck? Lori discusses the flaws of modern day online dating, while revealing her favourite dating platform. Shitty date stories are shared, including the time that she became a "poop-chauffeur". Plus they dive into her top 3 dating tips, before asking the question - why do people suck at dating. Make sure to listen to the end, as one final story is shared from a time one of our hosts ended up in church on a first date! Intro - Mantra by Eazy Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Check out more information on Lori @ https://datingwhatthefuck.com/ facebook.com/datingishorrible info@datingwhatthefuck.com https://constant-chaos.com/ Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

The orgasm. The pinnacle of sex we all pursue when reverting back to our animal instincts. Susan Bratton is an established author, tv presence and intimacy wellness expert. She joins the boys this week to talk all things ORGASM. First off, the trio dive into the differences between Tantric Sex and Kama Sutra (9:24). Susan then breaks down the penetration orgasm before giving Adrian a full, (and much needed), anatomy lesson (14:40). Communication in the bedroom arises as a pivotal issue once again, as Susan shares her story of how she saved her marriage. Want some tips and tricks? Find out her top 3 (46:36). Plus, her views on The Lifestyle and non-ethical monogamy, as well as polyamory explained (58:40). Finally, we end the episode with one question from the guest. What are the hosts' current sexual fantasies (1:03:50)? Catch it all, and more, on this week's episode! Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Check out more information on Susan @ https://susanbratton.com/  https://sexualsoulmatepact.com/ https://expandherorgasmtonight.com/ Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

No interview, no problem. This week the boys take a chance to ask each other some questions, none of which are rated PG. Plus, a deeper look into the most costly night of Adrian's life. What happened? Give you a hint: it involves GHB, a blacked out rampage, and one apartment door. Later, one host gets a blowjob, while the other gets crowned Two Pump Chump.  Catch it all this week on How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

Our most educational and informative episode yet. Ace Ventura joins the boys this week to discuss "The Lifestyle" and all it has to offer. Ace begins to answer all our questions around swinging, and the ethical non-monogamous relationship (4:35). He also sheds light on the events which take place within The Lifestyle community (24:20). Luke shares a quick story about Adrian's annoying ex (37:20), and Ace explains why he prefers anal over oral (39:00). A couple's relationship falls apart due to one simple kink (42:15), Ace shares the story of how he met Kelli (50:22), and a gang bang with friends turns tragically wrong (54:35). Catch it all this week on How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! Intro Song - Juiced by Ghost Beatz Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Have any questions about The Lifestyle? Contact Ace @ momoneymase@gmail.com  Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com 

We are welcomed back to the How I Didn't Meet Your Mother podcast as the boys are joined by recurring guest Kenny to detail the events which took place during his bachelor party and wedding. Prepare yourself for another locker room style conversation as the boys get OFF the rails, while also featuring a sing along with one of the hosts. Strippers, hand jobs, blacked out wedding speeches, Taylor Swift remixes, near fights and early morning blow jobs are just some of the topics covered in this week's episode. Want to be a guest on the show? Or have a story you wish for us to share? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com     

Welcome back to another week of shenanigans with your hosts Adrian and Luke. This week the boys were joined by Kelli as they covered a wide range of topics. It turns out that yes, small dicks do exist. Girls, get your men wet and sloppy down there. Boys, stimulate that clit and stick a finger in. Uncut hygiene is a thing, and should NOT be ignored. Plus, can we get Adrian into a sex party? Tune in for all the juicy details! Want to be a guest? Have a great story to tell but too shy to come on the pod? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com. We'd love to hear your story! 

On this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother we were joined by the creator and host of the Nawty by Nature podcast - Delisha. Make sure to go check it out and give her a follow! Delisha is currently involved in a relationship with another woman, which gave us a chance to ask some burning questions. Is the "who wears the pants?" question actually valid? Do they like to use toys/accessories or stick to all natural play. Would Delisha ever consider using a two-sided dildo? Plus, topics such as: communication in the bedroom, fisting, and a friendly chirp gone wrong. Intro song - Good Feeling by ROA Make sure to also support our friends over @ My Friend's Erotic Stories

Welcome back to another episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! This week Adrian and Luke are joined by Marshall, who shares some of his party stories from back in the Muskoka days. As well, he shares the time he lost his virginity, at the same time as his friend, in the same room, while sharing a high five mid-coitus. Hear all the details and more in this week's episode!

On this week's episode the boys are joined by Ronnie, a former coworker and friend of our host Adrian. He details his WILD experience along the bow river pathway, and explains why he ate the ass of a random stranger. Who were they? The boys debate as Ronnie reveals that he was unable to find a vagina. The mystery unfolds here on How I Didn't Meet Your Mother.

This week on How I Didn't Meet Your Mother the boys are joined by actor/model Connor Holden. The Rhode Island native details his experiences dealing with: first kiss/first girlfriend, losing his virginity, and his adventures with one suction cup dildo. And yes, a dildo really can fix the dent in your car.

This week's episode includes a little bit of everything as Adrian is rejoined by former guest Joe as well as first time guest Kenny. More stories are told from the infamous Sauble Beach Weekend. The legend of "Bird" is born at the annual Christmas Party. Plus, the boys delve into their recollection of a sloppy buck and doe.  Music intro: xJWill - Freedie's House

So you want to get down with it, but you don't want to date. You want the physical benefits of a relationship, without the relationship. But can it work? This week our host Adrian dives into his personal experience while bringing on the show's very first female guest, and former fuck buddy. Oh yeah, it's about to get REAL interesting.   

BIG NEWS this week on the podcast. Re-occurring guest Luke returns to act as interim co-host, as he and Adrian are joined by Eric to discuss all things pornography. What's your favourite website? The boys talk about their preferred categories, while taking a trip down memory lane. Plus a dive into close call experiences, making of a porno, and meeting a porn star. 

This week Adrian is joined by a special guest to discuss the debauchery and tomfoolery which occurred during the summer weekends of the Sauble Beach camping trips. Eskimo bros are born, virginities are taken, and someone manages to fall asleep in a porta-potty. It all happens this week, on How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! 

Butt play is risky business, especially when there is no preparation. This week, the boys "dive in" to all things anal. Is achieving the brown belt worth it, or should you stick to vaginal sex? One host is courted by a woman on her period, while the other, well... this girl just simply likes it. It appears these two fellas don't know when to quit in this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother.

The threesome. An opportunity few manage to stumble upon, let alone achieve. This week the guys are joined by their very first guest, who comes on to tell his story of a modern day menage a trois. Meanwhile, Dan strikes a deal with two girls on the roster, but can he pull through in the end? Plus, the Conductor of the Pussy Orchestra is born. It all happens this week, on How I Didn't Meet Your Mother.

Join us this week as we talk about the elephant in the room... whiskey dick. Is it a matter of consuming too much alcohol, or a certain type? A classic college tale is shared, Dan describes his run in with Chewbacca, and the Limpfish makes its first appearance.